#dangerous for the wedding vegetables tho
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TWD - Inside 8x07
#clutterbuck i s2g#Andrew Lincoln#*#andygifs#he has mild clothing allergy i fear#rick besting a trash zombie in boots and his birthday suit#dangerous for the wedding vegetables tho#amc you're lame#america you're lame#*david attenborough voice* the sun#i would also be in for that kind of smackdown#that second gif tho#why does men stretching have so much power#like why is it so hot#SO SMILEY#excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you#yes i've giffed this before but im sure those gifs look like yesterday's garbage#he really is very funny#EYE CRINKLES 💖#got to run around in his undies twas a good day
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Twitch/Cav for the ultimate ship meme pleass? Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day!
of course!!! and thanks anon, i hope you have an awesome day!!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - FOREVER BITCH
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was love at first sight babe
How was their first kiss? - vv romantic, a building was collapsing behind them and cav, thriving on that post-mission adrenaline rush, dips twitch and they have a very sweet lil smooch
Wedding:
Who proposed? - twitch! she presented taina with the most beautiful ring she’d ever laid eyes on. during his best man’s speech, rook tells the story of how he and emmanuelle convinced seamus to forge the ring
Who is the best man/men? - for twitch: rook, for cav: buck
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - for twitch: finka, for cav: valk
Who did the most planning? - twitch! cav helped whenever she could, though
Who stressed the most? - neither! they were both confident this was the right choice for them
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - twitch’s sister’s wife, as cav was not invited to their wedding. it’s an ongoing bit between the sisters that they believe their s/o’s will try to get them to have a civil conversation, no competition, no prize. unthinkable. what would they even talk about?!
Sex:
Who is on top? - cav! y’all already knew that tho
Who is the one to instigate things? - twitch is a horny lady and you cannot convince me otherwise
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - AGAIN WITH THIS ONE!!!!!!! LONG ENOUGH!!!!!!!!
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes, unless they’re doing play that specifically requires a difference between # of orgasms
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - none!!!!! they are cool aunts!!!!!!
How many children will they adopt? - NONE!!!!!!! SEE ABOVE!!!!!!!!!
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - yucky
Who is the stricter parent? - twitch. regulations and structure got her where she is now!
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - twitch, but cav encourages the child responsibly
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - twitch. she’s literally so organized what the fuck
Who is the more loved parent? - NEITHER WHAT THE FUCK
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - twitch, since cav has been banned for flashing a shank at judy when she commented on “that poor child, no father to learn something actually worthwhile from” but it’s not like twitch is any better, using her shock drones on a civilian after taina told her about judy’s sins
Who cried the most at graduation? - cav! she realized she had become the person she needed most in her life when she was the kid’s age, and she was so overcome with joy she burst into tears
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - cav. she hates cops
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - cav! twitch’s french ass does NOT get to cook snails in cav’s brazilian kitchen, no ma’am!
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - twitch. she fucking whines if taina makes her eat vegetables
Who does the grocery shopping? - cav. twitch got lost and store security had to make an announcement over the intercom for taina to come get her wife
How often do they bake desserts? - whenever taina can find the time, she makes twitch double fudge brownies
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - twitch prefers salad, and cav goes downright feral whenever she eats meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - cav. twitch is not allowed within 10 meters of kitchen appliances
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - twitch. she’s a legend among the staff at their local buffalo wild wings for how fast she devoured a bucket of wings after a particularly tough mission
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - TWITCH!!!
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - twitch! she’s very organized
Who is really against chores? - cav lives for chaos, so .
Who cleans up after the pets? - cav, but only because they’re her snakes and goats
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - cav
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - twitch!!! perfectionist check!!!!!
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - cav, and she used it to bet tachanka she could drink more than him before passing out
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - twitch. perfect skin-having bitch. i love you
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - uhhhh do people take snakes out for walks?? idk but cav takes the snakes and goats out for a walk every other day
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - taina refuses to admit it, but she watches the world cup religiously if brazil is doing well. i’m talking flag face paint, flags everywhere, brazilian snacks, the whole she-bang. if france ever beats brazil, taina will be extra rough during their......... late-night activities
What are their goals for the relationship? - happiness, comfort, contentment
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - cav. the night life blood is still in her veins. at any moment, she is ready to attend a rave. her combat face paint? it glows neon under blacklights
Who plays the most pranks? - cav!!! she’s too sneaky for twitch’s heart. one of these days she’s going to give emmanuelle a heart attack, i swear
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Not sure if you're still doing the ship thing, but if you are, how about dorothea/petra (i forgot their ship name)
Most ppl seem to be referring to it as “doropetra”
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs - Defs one of the nicer options for both of them.Their support chain has them both bonding on how they’re inconvenient for the social order, do fun stuff with their hair, and offer each other a shoulder to cry on, actually has a good balance between plot, feelings and fun. Heck their paired ending is even explicitly romantic so they’re even canon insofar as anything is in a video game with multiple options. Though really Dorothea has such nice dynamics with all the Eagles both for friendship and romance purposes.
How long will they last? - It would be the sort of relationship that really has a strong foundation because it’s built on friendship and respect, so I can easily see em being married for decades and chilling on an island as old ladies.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It was definitely a friends-to-lovers slowburn
How was their first kiss? - Dorothea was having a bad day during the war. Petra hugged her to cheer her up. Since there were heightened emotions going on, things kind of escalated
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Dorothea
Who is the best man/men? - Linhardt
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Bernadetta and Manuela.
Who did the most planning? - I think they’d both do it together and have great fun doing it. they’d also probably have a bridgid-style ceremony.
Who stressed the most? - Dorothea
How fancy was the ceremony? -Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No stuck-up fodlanese nobles (aside from the other Eagles)
Sex:
Who is on top? - Petra
Who is the one to instigate things? - Dorothea
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now (both of them definitely fuck)
How kinky are they? -Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head -
How long do they normally last? - I think they might be at it a good while
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yes
How rough are they in bed? -Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. -
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. - All the hugs!
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Probably none, assuming Petra has some cousins etc. who could succeed her. Otherwise they might get one of their guy friends to volunteer as a gene donor.
How many children will they adopt? - Petra winds up with a lot of kids in many of her endings that explicitly mention them, so I’m thinking 3-4. If we’re on SS then Dorothea would already have some war orphans adopted and would simply bring them with her, Petra becomes a great step-mama and can relate since she lost her own parents in a war.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Dorothea
Who is the stricter parent? - Petra (But on the rare occasions that Dorothea is mad they all listen to her)
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Dorothea
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Dorothea (I can just see her ending up doing a lot of the domestic stuff/ being a fulltime parent while the kids are smol)
Who is the more loved parent? - Dorothea
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Dorothea
Who cried the most at graduation? - Dorothea
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dorothea
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Dorothea
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Petra wouldn’t exactly be picky - but you know that thing where ppl who come from warmer countries just can’t be satisfied with the mushy imported mangoes or other fruit? My mom used to live in the Carribean and only a few years ago did she find anything she would term decent Mango juice for sale here in Europe, and similarly, a lot of my friends from India say that a lot of the eggplants are crap and overpriced. So she might want to go pick out the fruits and vegetables herself to make sure they’re up to standards.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Petra. See above. (Though perhaps this might reverse once they move to Bridgid. Assuming that Fodlan is roughly like Europe, Dorothea might want to eyeball all the bread wine cheese and sausage before buying)
How often do they bake desserts? - average
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Petra enjoys hunting and definitely makes a point of utilizing everything she catches, so nothing goes to waste. The kids, if applicable, get plenty of adorable little leather clothes.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Dorothea.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Depends on wether that means partying (Dorothea) or just going outside in nature (Petra), but both seem like the sort to have an active social life going
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Dorothea (Neither would be super likely but Petra probably got used to handling open fires since she was very young.)
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both.
Who is really against chores? - Neither
Who cleans up after the pets? - Petra
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Dorothea
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Neither, but if its politically important guests Petra would not so much stress but think/plan it all through so it projects the right message. When it’s just their friends they’d both be chill tho. Especially since most of their friends are probably more chaotic than they are
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Petra
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Dorothea
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They’d take turns
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Often (Dorothea might not be a believer but I think she’d enjoy the social aspect od holidays)
What are their goals for the relationship? - To find their happiness and support each other through life
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Petra (I think she says somewhere that she likes to sleep in when she can afford to?)
Who plays the most pranks? - Both but like in a sweet teasing way
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Azura for the ship meme since we're working on it anyway XD
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Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - Indefinitely.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Her hair made Noctis crush straight away, but their love gradually formed.
How was their first kiss? - Pleasant, Noctis didn’t want it to end.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Noctis, when he was ready.
Who is the best man/men? - Prompto!
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Whoever she wanted!
Who did the most planning? - Both of them!
Who stressed the most? - Azura.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Gladio, anyone they didn’t like.
Sex:
Who is on top? - Noctis, unless he wishes otherwise.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - As long as they can last.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - Three, max.
How many children will they adopt? - If they want to, as many as they like.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Spread it equally, but sometimes Noctis solves with magic.
Who is the stricter parent? - Azrua. Noctis is chill. Let’s them do as please within reason.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Both.
Who is the more loved parent? - Equally.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both.
Who cried the most at graduation? - Azura.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Noctis, it’s his kingdom tho.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Both of them, it’s equal. Sometimes Noctis hunts.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Noctis. NO VEGETABLES.
Who does the grocery shopping? - Noctis makes sure no Vegetables are bought.
How often do they bake desserts? - Every time.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - No Veg.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Noctis.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Noctis. Solitude isn’t always fun.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither.
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Both of them. Unless Noctis uses magic.
Who is really against chores? - Noctis sometimes, hence magic.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Noctis uses magic for this.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Noctis if magic isn’t working.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Azura. Noctis doesn’t care.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Noctis.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They take them affectionately together.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both do it equally.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every time.
What are their goals for the relationship? - Affection overdoses!
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Noctis.
Who plays the most pranks? - Neither.
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Do clintsharon for the meme
ULTIMATE SHIP MEME!
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship || accepting
@xmarksthescott
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - they are endgame and you can’t tell me otherwise
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - it was pretty slow burn
How was their first kiss? - adorable af
Wedding:
Who proposed? - clint
Who is the best man/men? - clint wrestled sharon for custody of steve
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - idk like nat or bobbi or jess or smth??
Who did the most planning? - tbh probably clint. he hasn’t had an actual wedding, so he’s getting excited
Who stressed the most? - probably sharon
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - she wouldn’t let barney come
Sex:
Who is on top? - i wanna say clint but we both know it’s sharon
Who is the one to instigate things? - clint
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - idk 20ish? smth like that?
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - def do, it’s part of the unconditional love thing they’re trying
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - um, i don’t think sharon can have kids and after both of them having miscarried children they’re not eager
How many children will they adopt? - probs none
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - clint totally would be tho
Who is the stricter parent? - sharon
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - sharon. clint is way too reckless to yell at them for it
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - sharon. she let clint do it once and he was found asleep on the kitchen floor with a piece of bread covered in mustard on his face
Who is the more loved parent? - probably clint cause he’s way more fun... and by fun i mean reckless
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? clint. he’s way too good at the domestic parent thing
Who cried the most at graduation? - neither of them really? maybe they both got a little teary
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - both of them, they have so much pull in shield
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - probably sharon
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - also likely sharon
Who does the grocery shopping? - sharon. last time she let clint do it he came home with 30 microwavable Salisbury steaks and no vegetables
How often do they bake desserts? - maybe like once a month
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat def. sharon has to keep reminding clint vegetables are needed
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - oh def clint. he’s surprisingly good at cooking, even if she doesn’t believe it when he says so
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - also clint. usually when sharon is tired and he thinks he needs smth nice
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - probably clint, not that he’ll admit it
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - sharon is forever cleaning up after human disaster
Who is really against chores? - clint
Who cleans up after the pets? - clint cleans up after lucky
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - also clint
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - probably clint. he doesn’t know what’s acceptable by normal not messy standards
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - sharon is always finding clint’s missing money
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - probably sharon, but not by much
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - they both go in a cheesy romantic movie montage in central park
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - clint gets way too into holidays
What are their goals for the relationship? - um get married and be happy??
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - clint. always clint.
Who plays the most pranks? - also clint.
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1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?
Fox
2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?
Long sleeves
3. What song really gets you going?
Something hype haha
4. Where do you usually eat your meals?
Living room on coffee table
5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
Lunch and dinner ^^”
6. Most embarrassing habit?
I feel like I stretch or open my eyeballs often. :(
7. Chocolate or fruity candy?
Chocolate
8. Soft or hard tacos?
I enjoy both, soft is fun for dipping tho
9. Worst way to break up a fight?
Jumping in not knowing wtf is really going on lol. One of the teachers at my school got punched in the face and got knocked out by the fight o.o
10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?
Allo there.
11. What color/design are your bedsheets?
Floral, random, cozy
12. Any hidden talents?
Yes a few odd one apparently lmao
13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?
Crangrape juice, water, coffee
14. Socks or bare feet around the house?
Bare
15. Favorite board game?
The last one I played what Chutes and Ladders with the fam
16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?
On
17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?
Cold and cozy with layers <3
18. Do you sing in the shower?
Yes and stupidly too lmao
19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?
Recently Midnight Sky
20. Last thing you cried about?
Something upsetting
21. At what age did you first have alcohol?
Idk if this counts, it was a wine cooler and my dad let me have a sip around 4 years old o.o
22. Relationship status?
Taken c:
23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?
Maybe $30-$40?
24. What do you typically wear to formal events?
Dress or a jumpsuit
25. Favorite memory?
Happy ones
26. Gum or breath mints?
Gum
27. Favorite shoes?
Converse or boots
28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Ahhh one thing at a time
29. What is the natural state of your hair?
Wavy or just big
30. Have you ever had braces?
Yup
31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?
Driving fast.
32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?
Farting
33. Last time you had an orgasm?
heh
34. Celebrity crush(es)?
Evan Peters, Ariana Grande
35. Windows or Mac?
Windows
36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?
6-9? Idr honestly
37. Makeup or natural?
Both is nice
38. What color do you wear the most?
Black
39. Favorite season?
Summer and fall
40. Umbrella or rain coat?
Coat
41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?
No
42. First car you ever owned?
Nissan Versa
43. What time do you usually go to bed?
1am
44. Are you a competitive person?
If it’s something I’m good at or passionate about
45. Least favorite color?
brown
46. First pet you’ve ever owned?
Rabbit
47. Sweet or salty?
Salty
48. Favorite pasta dish?
All of em
49. Favorite kind of chips?
All kinds
50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.
My dog and hobbies
51. What are some of your hobbies?
haha funny... Gaming, art, exercising, books
52. Caffeine? If so, what kind? Coffee or soda
53. Favorite kind of pizza? Supreme but no olives
54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant? More fast these days than the sit-downs. But I enjoy the home cooking as well
55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends? I know a bunch of people but keep that circle smol
56. Something that ruins your appetite? Intestines or something pungent like sardines
57. Favorite labels about you? I don’t
58. Are you a religious person? No
59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations? I enjoy both!
60. What size shoe do you wear? Average
61. Favorite thing about yourself? I can literally nap anywhere
62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first? Yes
63. Have you ever had sex on the first date? No
64. Heroes or villains? Neither
65. Favorite fruit? Strawberries
66. Least favorite fruit? I haven’t come across I disliked yet
67. Favorite vegetable? Onions
68. Least favorite vegetable? Olives?
69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet? If I’m really trying, maybe 3-4
70. Favorite dessert? Cheesecake, or anything with fruit on em. I love a good Oreo cake too
71. Do you play any sports? Not at this time
72. Age you learned how to swim? 4?
73. Tell a funny story.
Funny then but this was actually awful lol. When we were younger, our mom accidentally shaved my brother’s hair all off and he wore a bandana. Our friend came over for a visit and I ripped that thing off of his head and embarrassed him “Look at Bo’s new haircut!”
74. What’s interesting about your culture? Food and traditional wedding ceremony
75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture? Arranged marriage was a thing.
76. What job would you be terrible at? Probably a tower person.
77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie? Both D:
78. What’s your favorite compliment to give? I love your -insert-!
79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive? As long as it is nice, I accept lol
80. Has your opinion changed on something recently? Hmmmyes...?
81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time? Normally the same stuff.
82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet? Go to one of those smash and destroy places lol
83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be? It’d be cool to do 3D printing
84. Favorite physical feature about yourself? Teeth
85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself? Neck
86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see? Cooked some amazing food. The process wasn’t seen
87. If you could change your height, would you? I would, not by much though
88. What’s something you would rate 10/10? My playlist currently lol
89. Heels or flats? Flats
90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about? Mika’s thought process. I always wonder about it.
91. Would you want to be famous? No thanks
92. What’s something you would get arrested for? I guess it could be anything except murder.
93. What’s your spirit animal? Totoro
94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you? Too many near death experiences. I’d say SUPER lucky to be alive ._.
95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?
It’s messy haha. My desk I’m guilty of but it’s a work in progress atm
96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future? Present and future
97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person? Planner for sure, but definitely the other way if nothing is going on at all.
98. Thoughts on the oxford comma? Idc
99. What do you hope never changes? One can’t keep hopes up
100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday? Honestly, I don’t want to be alive for that long. BUT to celebrate with what friends I have left and of course with cake.
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GENERAL:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - They would be wed till either of them died, so Dany please can you not with the Dragon fire, thank you.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Well, I think they would grow to love each other, both from what I’ve seen are sweet and could come to have a happy marriage.
How was their first kiss? - Brief and sweet on their wedding day.
WEDDING:
Who proposed? - Dickon (Or their families arranged it)
Who is the best man/men? - Samwell Tarly,
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Leonette’s sisters and Dickon’s sisters
Who did the most planning? - Leonette && Melessa Florent
Who stressed the most? - Leonette’s father
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Dany && Dragons okay
SEX:
Who is on top? - Dickon
Who is the one to instigate things? - It would have to be Dickon at first.
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Depends on the night
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Most of the time yes
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
CHILDREN:
How many children will they have naturally? - A few, maybe 3/4 Leonette likes the idea of a bigger family but it depends.
How many children will they adopt? - Little sam and Gilly if they can
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Leonette
Who is the stricter parent? - Leonette
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Leonette lol
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Leonette
Who is the more loved parent? - Dickon possibly
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Both,
Who cried the most at graduation? - both
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Dickon
COOKING:
Who does the most cooking? - Leonette
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Neither
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - every so often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both, Dickon hunts and they are from the Reach so there’s a lot of fresh vegetables about
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Dickon
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Dickon
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Dany Dickon
CHORES:
Who cleans the room? - Leonette (In canon there would be servants to do that tho)
Who is really against chores? - Dickon
Who cleans up after the pets? - Dickon
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Neither
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Depends on the gusts but both?
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Dickon
MISC:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Leonette
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - They do it togther
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday
What are their goals for the relationship? - idk mostly to be happy and see that their family is well
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Leonette
Who plays the most pranks? - Dickon
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the whole venture family
for rando headcanons ur gonna get hmm a little more than anticipated sorry this is like a lot of reading..
Rusty
Sexuality Headcanon: hmm bi but he really prefers guysGender Headcanon: trans guy but not completely binaryA ship I have with said character: brock + himA BROTP I have with said character: im not gonna say Brock since i already kinda put him for romance, so i’ll go my conjectural tech boysA NOTP I have with said character: probably him & pete since thats the other pop thingA random headcanon: really wary around guns mostly bc of trauma & thats why Brock started using a knife, general social anxiety mostly stemming from being trans & also feelings of inadequacy but Brock helps w that, loves to stargaze, just really loves to go on and on about science and in a sence how beautiful the world is, doesnt sleep well most nights on account of nightmares so he usually just sits in bed or maybe paces around & checks in on his kids, hed check in on Brock but if he gets up then its a sure thing Brock is up as well, doesnt know how to quite hate his dad and it frustrates him, super lazy & whiny he tries to get Brock to carry him everywhere bc what are boyfriends & bodyguards for, cant stand watching his cartoon, never laughs at the stories that Team Venture tells & doesnt understand why other people do, good friends with Sheila, shes pretty secretive about her life & all but he feels like she gets him, hes actually cool w Malcolm & figures hes just kinda annoying, loves his kids more than anything in the world, suicidal since he was a young teen probably, flirted w Brock ALL the time when he first got him, hates loud noises & cant sleep through thunderstorms, babies his kids endlessly, he loves to talk and talk and talk but most people shut him down as a kid w that so hes afraid to now, REALLY LOVES DOGS, his family is such a saving grace he doesnt understand why they love him so much but they do and he wishes he could be better for them, his family really rekindled the warped sense of family he had growing up, General Opinion over said character: i love him i love him more than anything he is such a comfort character i love him i love him
Hank
Sexuality Headcanon: bi/pan he doesnt care what you call itGender Headcanon: nb trans boyA ship I have with said character: sirena !!!A BROTP I have with said character: Dean ofcA NOTP I have with said character: hmm idk idk any other decent hank pairings unless u demons want me to step in ugly territoryA random headcanon: he came out a few years before Dean did !! constantly calls Brock dad much to his annoyance, partly as a joke & partly bc he really does consider Brock his dad, unapologetically trans & not het he probably is the loudest & proudest in the family, hates vegetables, eats dry cereal as a snack, really into cryptids, hates bananas, doesnt know how to sit still, always excited and on the move, hes probably the most comfortable socially in the family, loves to treat Dean as if hes his actual baby brother, considers basically anyone whos a good friend as family, prefers dogs to cats, really flexible and is constantly climbing on things, he really likes monkeys, stays out of the DC or Marvel debate he just likes Batman, he knows how to catch squirrels and birds and it really freaks his parents out, hes planned his parents wedding since he was like 6 w Dean and ya boys are waiting, very affectionate and cuddly, loves to just sit w his family, likes to help Brock w chores but he sucks, totally thinks Brock could beat Batman in a fight, wants to start a family band but brock called that lame, likes to squish bugs but only if they are small, hates long trips especially when he has to sit still or everyone else stopped talking, really good at random talents he looked up online & thought were cool, the best hugger in the familyGeneral Opinion over said character: lovely lovely boy !!!! love him love him !!!! beautiful smile would give anything for him!!!!
Brock
Sexuality Headcanon: unpop opinion time but hmm very gayGender Headcanon: nb & uses he/him A ship I have with said character: rusty & him !!!A BROTP I have with said character: shoreleave ?A NOTP I have with said character: womenA random headcanon: he’s mentally ill but pretty subtle w it and all, hes pretty anxious and paranoid esp involving the Venture’s safety, he doesnt sleep well bc he is a very light sleeper & also he just. cant do it very easily, really poor sleep schedule he only gets to bed after the Ventures are asleep and he checks security & maybe gets a few chores out of the way like dishes or smth & he always wakes up way early before the ventures, trust issues mostly from years of OSI work & esp from Molotov constantly backstabbing him, Doc is v important to him bc he is a big source of trust but also comfort he always knows how to calm Brock down, actually very shy he hates crowds & doesnt like talking to people, really into fashion & stuff but doesnt get into bc Mr Blood On Everything, way into poetry, hes always felt so rough and tumble like all hes supposed to do is hurt other people and go out and be on the attack bc thats kinda the mindset he was raised with w a shitty stepdad and other people in his small hometown and he thoughts thats all he would be thats why he joined football even though he didnt care for it & thats why he loves the Iron Giant & why protecting the Ventures is so important bc he can keep things safe and have a sweet family and be gentle for once in his life, he fell for Rusty first,cat person, knows nothing abt Jonas & his Team, in a constant fued w Action Man esp just bc the dude is a dick & awful, really emotionally detached & generally apathetic outside the Ventures but he wishes he wasnt, he doesnt know how to talk about himself & his emotions or anything that really goes on in his head, he finds OSI work really draining and mehhh not his thing but he feels like its kinda cool so he does it, leaving after the family slays together is like his biggest regret and makes him feel really guilty & hes not good at forgiving himself for lots of things but especially that, he used to not care about dying before he met the ventures, the family is basically his anchor, he has a very detached idea of Self & Who He Is personally, hes impulsive to the point of suicide mostly bc hes not a good thinker in heavy situations and he has trouble wrapping his head around things,very sentimental w the family, he flusters really easy bc romance is not his strong suit and its kinda a new ballgame for him, decent cook, really bad at math but good at memorizing things about other people and random facts, he would rather die before he lets those ventures get a papercutGeneral Opinion over said character: hmm one tough dude
Dean
Sexuality Headcanon: gay !!! Gender Headcanon: trans guyA ship I have with said character: Jared !!!A BROTP I have with said character: hank !!!!A NOTP I have with said character: hmmm idrk !!! not a lot of pickings lolA random headcanon: even tho his family is LGBT he still has really bad anxiety about it, socially anxious & bad at eye contact, loves to collect stuffed animals, kisses frogs when he finds them so maybe theyll turn into a prince he still does this even when hes older but in secret, really loves disney movies, social dysphoria makes him nervous w dating, doesnt like to pick a favorite animal even though its giraffes, but doesnt like to get in the debate of cats v dogs even though he prefers cats, crybaby like the rest of his family, babied by everyone else and he kinda hates it, brock loves them equally but he especially babied dean when they were little, mostly bc him & dean were Venture Safety Patrol and always trying to keep the others from doing something dumb or dangerous, likes to garden & keep plants but hes really forgetful so Brock either has to take over or they die, cries during horror movies, big hand holder, gets frustrated with himself really easily especially growing up, likes to paint nails, smells every flower & pets every animal he can get his hands on, cant handle when people argue w him or w each other, took him a while to realize he was gay and now its really confusing and frustrating for him so he kinda ignores it as much as he can, only comfy wearing short sleeves around his family, best at making flower crowns, loves to style Brocks hair, cant go to bed unless he kisses everyone goodnight, really bad at paying attention he daydreams a lot, collects feathers, gets drained easily in most situations, the king of platonic kisses, likes to color, most comfy around his family & they know hot to take care of him the best, overwhelmed easily, smiles at dogs he sees being walked, refuses to kill spiders or bugs, scared of big bugs but makes Brock put them outside, if its cute he wants it, cant skip rocks even though brock & hank try to teach him, when hes overwhelmed he sits w his family, really bad balance, probably the Venture that gets the most hugs & kisses but its a close raceGeneral Opinion over said character: trying & tired
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Ghostie dared me to do all of them so here we fuckin go
1:Name: Rayne or Rayden pick ya poison 2:Age: 14 3:3 Fears: abandonment and spiders 4:3 things I love: positivity, set it off, band crack videos, oddly satisfying videos, art, writing 5:4 turns on: [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION PM ME] 6:4 turns off: [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION PM ME] 7:My best friend: i hate to sound degrading to my other friends but @verifiedsin is my homie 8:Sexual orientation: bisexual 9:My best first date: :") 10:How tall am I: 5'4 but I can still fight you 11:What do I miss: baking things w/ my aunt 12:What time were I born: how the fuck would I know 13:Favorite color: crimson and dark purple 14:Do I have a crush: IDK do I? 15:Favorite quote: "Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that." - Martin Luther King Jr 16:Favorite place: home 17:Favorite food: bacon bits 18:Do I use sarcasm: me?? NEVER 19:What am I listening to right now: Sarah Smiles by Panic! At The Disco 20:First thing I notice in new person: how their eyes wander 21:Shoe size: 9 ½ 22:Eye color: shit brown I hate them 23:Hair color: red 24:Favorite style of clothing: jeans and jacket babe 25:Ever done a prank call?: no I wish tho 27:Meaning behind my URL: I have over 20 ocs and I'm like the administrator behind them 28:Favorite movie: Lion King hands down 29:Favorite song: as of now it's Blasphemy or Hear Me Now both by Tyler Joseph 30:Favorite band: Set It Off forever 31:How I feel right now: content but I need a drink 32:Someone I love: my mutuals 33:My current relationship status: single pringle 34:My relationship with my parents: dad: lov mom: lov 35:Favorite holiday: Halloween even though I actually hate being scared 36:Tattoos and piercing i have: none :") 37:Tattoos and piercing i want: a lip ring :"))) 38:The reason I joined Tumblr: just to see how it was 39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?: it's complicated. 40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?: every day from ghostie 💖 41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?: no bc we live in different states 42:When did I last hold hands?: shit I don't know,, 43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?: about a good 5 minutes 44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?: pff no 45:Where am I right now?: on my bed in my house 46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?: either ghostie or @punkpisces00 tbh 47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?: loud af when I'm ignoring people, reasonable when I'm just chillin 48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?: not my mom 49:Am I excited for anything?: am I? 50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?: no lol 51:How often do I wear a fake smile?: IDK prolly 10% of th time 52:When was the last time I hugged someone?: ,,,,,,idk 53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?: who did I last kiss? 54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?: nope 55:What is something I disliked about today?: fucking career prep 56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: all my mutuals, my mom and sister, and set it off 57:What do I think about most?: it's a shitstorm up there 58:What’s my strangest talent?: I can make a screaming sound 59:Do I have any strange phobias?: timers 60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: behind 61:What was the last lie I told?: IDK man shit 62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: video chatting, it's just better 63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: ghosts a little aliens hell yes 64:Do I believe in magic?: ehhh nah 65:Do I believe in luck?: a little 66:What's the weather like right now?: cold 67:What was the last book I've read?: Th1rteen R3asons Why by Jay Asher 68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?: ew 69:Do I have any nicknames?: Raincloud (ghostie only), Blossom, Peanut Butter 70:What was the worst injury I've ever had?: I smashed my chin open itbhad to be glued shut 71:Do I spend money or save it?: I'm an impulsive buyer 72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?: barelu 73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?: my unicorn blanket which is on me 74:Favorite animal?: vultures finally kinds 75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?: sleepin 76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?: Smith 77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?: Upside Down by SIO and Tear In My Heart by Twenty One Pilots 78:How can you win my heart?: be loyal and kind 79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?: "Don't step on me" or in small print "nosy fucker get off me" 80:What is my favorite word?: Idk 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr: @setitofffamily @verifiedsin @atrashysightforfoursoreeyes @cosmic-spector and @bliofficial 82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?: why are you listening to me of all people? 83:Do I have any relatives in jail?: I hope not 84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?: FINALLY I CAN SHAPESHIFT 85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?: "Who are you?" 86:What is my current desktop picture?: I don't have a desktop but my lock screen is danger days and my home screen is Against The Current lyrics 87:Had sex?: nope 88:Bought condoms?: hell no 89:Gotten pregnant?: NO 90:Failed a class?: ,,,,,,yea 91:Kissed a boy?:nope 92:Kissed a girl?: nuh-uh 93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?: God I wish 94:Had job?: I ran a snack bar at a yard sale once does that count 95:Left the house without my wallet?: I don't have one 96:Bullied someone on the internet?: no! 97:Had sex in public?: the fuck 98:Played on a sports team?: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAYOUREFUNNY 99:Smoked weed?: nope 100:Did drugs?: I am pure 101:Smoked cigarettes?: what did I just say 102:Drank alcohol?: just a lil and dad let me it was nasty 103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?: nope 104:Been overweight?: no 105:Been underweight?: maybe I dunno 106:Been to a wedding?: yep it was beautiful 107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?: ,,,,,yes 108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?: nope 109:Been outside my home country?: sadly no 110:Gotten my heart broken?: yep 111:Been to a professional sports game?: nope 112:Broken a bone?: surprisingly no 113:Cut myself?: not on purpose 114:Been to prom?: nope 115:Been in airplane?: sadly no 116:Fly by helicopter?: :"( 117:What concerts have I been to?: 3 Egypt Central concerts as a really small bean 118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?: hell yeah 119:Learned another language?: no 120:Wore make up?: not willingly 121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?: I'm not even 18 wyd 122:Had oral sex?: nope 123:Dyed my hair?: nope and I keep it that way 124:Voted in a presidential election?: I cant 125:Rode in an ambulance?: nope 126:Had a surgery?: no 127:Met someone famous?: Egypt Central was famous 128:Stalked someone on a social network?: no I'm not a creep 129:Peed outside?: once as a kid 130:Been fishing?: ye it was quite boring 131:Helped with charity?: ye 132:Been rejected by a crush?: not really lol 133:Broken a mirror?: not that I remember 134:What do I want for birthday?: set it off merch, art things and Code Junkie by @carnahan
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