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Could you please do Ash with a gn!reader, and the prompt “You’re either with me or against me.”?

hello. i'm back. yes i will do this prompt mwah

There's no goddamn way any of this is real.

You had joined the military because the recruiters at your high school were way too charming. You had stayed in the military because you figured out you were good at it, and you'd met some cool and interesting people. Approximately zero percent of your decision was impacted by the (apparently commonplace??) occurrence of a dodgeball tournament.

The recruiters should really lead with that.

Regardless of what led you to where you are now, you and about 50 of your coworkers (the vast majority of whom are scary Europeans) are standing around in the base's gymnasium.

Your boss just dumped out a cage of foam balls.

And then all hell broke loose.

Minutes pass, and you're not sure whether to be thrilled that some of your scary European coworkers seem to be absolute ass at dodgeball, or scared that the others apparently play professionally outside of work.

You narrowly avoid ejection by blocking Ace's sorry attempt at a throw, and duck for cover behind some rolled up wrestling mats.

"Hey."

You nearly shit yourself.

"Oh! Hey, 'liza," you hear what could either be bloodshed or an extreme makeout session from the court and decide to focus on the here and now with Ash. You give her your best seductive look. "Come here often?"

She does not laugh. Instead, she fakes like she's gonna throw the ball in her hands at you, and laughs when you flinch.

"I was going to see if you wanted to form an alliance with me, but now I'm getting second thoughts." she says, sitting next to you.

You ponder this unforeseen circumstance. Having been double-crossed at workplace bonding fuctions before (there's a reason you and Iana have beef), you ask, "What's the catch?"

Eliza snorts. "The catch is that I don't pummel you so bad even a kiss from Doc won't make your boo-boos better." She leans in close, and you catch yourself thinking, are we about to kiss? before she's continuing, "You're either with me, or you're against me."

"Wow." you reply, "Very Anakin Skywalker of you. Am I your enemy now, 'liza? Do I have the high ground? Where's Duel of the Fates when you need it?"

Eliza scowls. "Fine. You've made your choice." She scoots back, shooing you away. "You have five seconds to run."

"What?" you say. You think you just heard the very distinct sound of Tachanka drop-kicking Mozzie.

"Five." Eliza says.

"HUH?" you exclaim. The rest of the day is really gonna suck, because you just know Doc is gonna kick everyone's asses the moment they walk into medbay for some ibuprofen.

"Four."

You scramble away, slipping on what you hope to god is water as you go (later inspection of the gym will reveal that someone (Sledge) missed spectacularly and hit a water pipe).

"Three."

Once you're out from behind the mats, you see that there's very few people left. Huh.

"Two."

Actually, taking the time to gather your surroundings, you realize that the only remaining operators are Pulse, Castle, Thermite, Ash, and you. Funny how that works, right?

"One."

You barely have time to realize that you were not Eliza's first choice for an alliance when a ball comes flying at your face.

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[gayoperatorgunclub]

this is in no way an accurate representation of what sex (especially anal sex) should be. do not use frosting as lube.

OK LET'S COVER SOME STUFF:

1. This is my entry for Siegemas 2021!!! I just wanna congratulate all the other participants for their amazing work, and to thank the organizers for putting together this great event!!

2. as usual, tumblr is gayoperatorgunclub, requests are open, and YOU ARE LOVED!!!! anyhoo enjoy!!!

@dualrainbow

#my writing #ao3 #r6s #siegemas #ass alert!

[gayoperatorgunclub]

how are you these days?

standardized testing.

#ask #hopefully i will get inspiration for all the wonderful requests in my inbox soon but who knows

[gayoperatorgunclub]

Hey to bother you, quick questions

1 Do tou have a masterlist or something?

2. I wanted to make a request so do you have any rule i need to know?

hello! i’m so sorry it’s taken so long to get back to you, but here you go!

1. a masterlist is something that i probably should have, but for now, the tags “ask game” and “prompt list” should do the job

2. only rules are that i won’t write non-con, incest, infidelity, gore (exceptions can be made for gore, but only slight exceptions), heavy angst, hurt/no comfort, certain ships that i don’t vibe with (doc/rook, etc), or any other yucky or immoral things. if you’d like to request something but aren’t sure if it goes against these rules or not, don’t be afraid to ask!

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[gayoperatorgunclub]

olivier: babe you smell so good

gustave: you forcibly sprayed me with your cologne, then threw one of your hoodies on me and ran away.

olivier: mhmhmhmhmhm >:))

OK LET'S COVER SOME STUFF:

1. This is my entry for Sun's Out Guns Out 2021!!! I just wanna congratulate all the other participants for their amazing work, and to thank the organizers for putting together this great event!!

2. as usual, tumblr is gayoperatorgunclub, requests are open, and YOU ARE LOVED!!!! anyhoo enjoy!!!

p.s: if you are one of the many who have sent in an ask and haven't heard back for months, worry not! summer is here, school is out, and i'll hopefully have time and motivation to respond to those requests. thank you all so much for your patience!

@dualrainbow

#my writing #ao3 #r6s #sun's out guns out

[gayoperatorgunclub]

Sun’s Out, Guns Out 2021 Masterpost

Thank you all for being patient with me and this event! We have another roster of amazing writers this year and some new ones to DualRainbow as well! The event runs from June 18th until the 30th. Without further ado, here you go:

Day 1: @kiruuuuu

Day 2: @tauruscookie

Day 3: @wolfsr6shipping

Day 4: Zdude11

Day 5: Ashen_Serpent

Day 6: @thefishychicken

Day 7: @cammydoodlez

Day 8: @mirrorworldangel

Day 9: @grain-crain-drain

Day 10: @jes-jones

Day 11: @gayoperatorgunclub

Day 12: @r6shippingdelivery

Day 13: @todragonsart

I hope y’all are as excited as I am! See you all in 5 days and happy Pride!

-Mod Suzie

#this is so late but yeah!! check this shit out #writing event

[gayoperatorgunclub]

olivier should really read a book about parenting. or at least kitten parenting

this is my entry for Siege's Mother's and Father's Day 2021!!! I just wanna congratulate all the other participants for their amazing work, and to thank the organizers for putting together this great event!!

@dualrainbow

#my writing #ao3 #r6s #siege's mother's and father's day

[gayoperatorgunclub]

how r u,babes ? 🥺

i’m good babe! working on getting this mother’s / father’s day posted before midnight 😅

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[gayoperatorgunclub]

Mothers/Fathers Day Event Masterlist

Here are the amazing writers who are a part of the Mothers/Fathers day event!

Day 1: @gayoperatorgunclub

Day 2: @elliewan

Day 3: @r6shippingdelivery

Day 4: @juduseye

Day 5: @tauruscookie

Day 6: @kiruuuuu

Day 7: Zdude11

I hope y’all are as hyped as I am to read these fics!

-Mod Suzie

#😎 #r6s fic event

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doc: hi everyone, my name is gustave and i'm in love with a clown

everyone: hi gustave

this is my entry for Siege's Fools 2021!!! I just wanna congratulate all the other participants for their amazing work, and to thank the organizers for putting together this great event!!

@dualrainbow

#my wriitng #ao3 #r6s #siege's fools

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w-what is your recent post referring to 😳 did i miss something ubisoft did or..?

i refuse to acknowledge it in an official capacity but i think the premise of parasite involves evil disease trees 🌳🌳🌳

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ubi: i've made content for siege!!

me: you fucked up perfectly good gay people is what you did. look at them. they're afraid of trees.

#r6s

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"NO ASS POLICY I-" anyways, could you write a doc x reader fluffy fic or maybe headcannons, what ever your more comfortable with! thank you ily

of course!! i’ve chosen to write a lil doc x reader royalty au, in which doc is a prince and the reader is a knight who happens to be his personal guard. i wrote this with the idea that the reader could be an op, or the actual reader. hope you enjoy!!

Now, don’t get me wrong. I love my job. Protecting the prince is a great honor, and I beat out some of the best knights and warriors in the kingdom to get it. It’s just- there are times when His Royal Higness gets himself into trouble, and I end up taking the fall for it. Like right now, for example. This is probably the most important event in the history of our kingdom, and the guest of honor, His Royal Highness Gustave Kateb is nowhere to be found. I can feel everyone’s eyes boring into my skull from where I’m standing, right next to his throne. 

Which is currently empty. 

Because he’s decided that right now is the optimal time to lead me on a wild goose chase. 

I sigh loudly, then turn towards the King and Queen. 

“Your Majesties, may I be excused to locate His Royal Highness? I swear to have him here before the feast is to begin.” 

My request is granted with an amused smile from Her Majesty and a knowing look from His Majesty. I bow deeply, then turn away quickly to hide my blush as I make my way to His Royal Highness’ rooms. 

Upon reaching the door, I find a note. Great. He’s set up a scavenger hunt, riddles and all. 

Mon amour, 

do you remember when we were four?

We’d spend all day playing in the garden.

Until mama called us in.

I cringe so deeply and viscerally that I have to take a moment to recollect myself. 

Don’t you make that face at me! You know I’m not good with rhymes and riddles.

Well, at the very least, he’s right about that. I fold the clue carefully and put it in my uniform pocket, right over my heart. Not that he needs to know that. I make my way to the palace gardens.

-

This was starting to get ridiculous. I’m on my fifth location around the palace, each note more bratty than the last. Rooms to gardens to library to ballroom to kitchens, and now the note tells me to go back to the throne room. I’ve about had it with him. I’m brainstorming all the different and sexy ways to punish him as I make my way back to the throne room, empty-handed. 

When I get back to the throne room, ready for a thorough scolding from the head butler, I find all the lights are off. There’s not a single sound coming from the usually-lively throne room, which is an immediate red flag. I reach for my sword, fearing the worst as I step through the doorway.

Suddenly, a spotlight is turned on. It illuminates a small portion of the floor of the throne room, but what it does light up is clearly enough for it’s purpose. On one knee, in the middle of the spotlight, was Gustave. 

“Mon amour! You have succeeded in completing my scavenger hunt, just as I knew you would!” 

I took a few steps closer, eyeing him suspiciously. 

“Your Highness, may I ask what’s going on?” 

He smiles devilishly. “No, you may not. Now come closer.” I take one (1) step closer. He inclines his head, then continues. 

“Every day I spend with you is a day spent with the love of my life. With someone who knows me, and loves me, and puts up with all my shenanigans.” He grins up at me sheepishly. I notice a certain...... wetness....... to his eyes. 

“So, mon coeur,” He reaches into his cloak, and comes back holding a little velvet box. “Would you do me the great honor of marrying me?” 

Needless to say, I tackle him and kiss him all over. 

“Of course I’ll marry you, you beautiful fool!” I say, before pressing a BIG smooch on the lips. 

I look up to find the lights are back on, with the entirety of the palace’s inhabitants present and cheering. 

“Surprise!” Gustave giggles, getting up and brushing himself off, before reaching out to help me up as well. He leads me over to his throne, then pushes me to sit down, then climbs into my lap. 

“The feast may now begin!” 

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[gayoperatorgunclub]

zero as a thot? 😳

we all know he's a manwhore

#ask #anonymous #r6s zero

[gayoperatorgunclub]

hot take

#r6s #alignment chart

[gayoperatorgunclub]

If you are doing requests, could you please do Prompt 36 with Ace/Maverick?

so this has taken a while, huh. i sincerely apologize, i’ve been swamped with school and a lack of motivation, but i think i’m back for the time being!! since i didn’t know which prompt list you were referring to, i’ve done prompt #36 from the two lists i reblogged most recently!! hopefully you’re still around to enjoy 💖💖💖

here are the prompts: 

from a regular ol’ prompt list: #36 - “When you touch me, I feel a little less broken.”

from 50 reasons to have sex (aka smut prompts): #36 - Practice.

If you had come up to Erik a few years ago, and told him that in a couple years he’d be a part of an international anti-terrorism unit, and in that unit, he’d meet some sexy twink of a Norwegian that would immediately begin flirting (downright offensively he might add), Erik would start laughing. If you’d told Erik that this Norwegian would show up at his apartment, on the brink of a breakdown, and thrown himself into Erik’s arms, sobbing, Erik would’ve told you to leave him alone. 

And yet, here he was. Months after what he affectionately refers to as “The day I realized Håvard looks hot as fuck when he cries, and the period of self-reflection that followed”. Months after finally accepting Håvard’s constant offers of “a night to remember”, much to Håvard’s (adorable) surprise and delight. Erik was laying in bed, arms wrapped around Håvard in a bear hug, with Håvard curled into his chest. Erik had just returned from a mission, and immediately after he’d opened the door, Håvard had jumped into his arms, kissing him all over. Now, Håvard was running his fingers up and down Erik’s chest. The gentle, repetitive motions reminded Erik of something he’d been meaning to tell Håvard for a long time. He cleared his throat. 

“When you touch me, I feel a little less broken.” 

Håvard was gazing up at him now, big blue eyes brimming with love. 

“What’s brought this up? Do I need to be more careful with you? My little porcelain Erik doll?” 

Erik sighed loudly, much to Håvard’s delight.

“And now the moment’s passed. Don’t complain the next time you try to be sappy and I respond with some stupid shit.”

Håvard was pouting now, turning the full force of his puppy dog eyes on Erik.

“Fine. I will be sappy as well, and then we will be even.” Håvard blushed deeply, “When you hold me like you are right now, I feel safe. When I’m with you, I feel like I can really be myself.” 

Erik reached up and cupped Håvard’s face, brushing his thumb across his cheek. Håvard pressed his face into Erik’s hand, bringing his own up to hold it there. He settled back down into Erik’s embrace, still holding his hand to his face. As Håvard’s breathing evened out, Erik leaned down to press a kiss to the top of his head, murmuring a quick “I love you” into his hair.

In response, Håvard mumbles out a series of noises that Erik chooses to interpret as “I love you too”.

-

That’s prompt #1!! Next up: Prompt #2, this time they do the do!!

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Håvard was plotting something, Erik just knew it. 

They had been together for a few months, and Håvard already seemed- not bored, but unchallenged. 

So, in typical Håvard fashion, a plan had been set into motion. Erik had no idea what it was, just that it had involved multiple trips to Doc’s office (concerning), a period of extensive note-taking (Håvard wouldn’t let him see what exactly was being studied so feverishly), and a seemingly unrelated obsession with Erik’s kinks. 

Yeah, Håvard is definitely plotting something. And whatever it is, it can’t be good. 

This thought process brings Erik back to the present, where he is staring Håvard in the eyes, mouth agape, trying to process what he’s just heard. 

He collects himself and speaks before Håvard has the chance to drop any more bombshells. 

“Okay, okay, hang on a second.” He rubs his hands over his face, pleading with the universe to make sense for once. “You mean to tell me that you’re a virgin.”

A nod from Håvard. 

“And you’ve never been in a relationship that’s gotten as serious as ours, so you’ve never really considered sex with a significant other before.” 

Another nod from Håvard. 

“You’ve never even just...... hooked up with someone? Just for the night?”

A shake of the head, now accompanied by a cute blush. 

Great, Erik thinks, he looks fuckable when he’s embarrassed. 

“Why are you telling me this?” 

Håvard clears his throat. 

“I would like to be..... intimate..... with you, but I lack experience. So, I have been researching techniques, as well as things that you enjoy, but I still don’t know if I’ll be good enough.” 

Good LORD, was he trying to kill him?! All of this plotting had been for Erik? God, Håvard could be sweet when he wasn’t focused on what others thought of him. 

In the meantime, Erik had a very sexy and very nervous Norwegian on his hands, and he intended to assuade any fears of inadequacy he had. 

“Håvard. You don’t have to worry about whether or not you’re good in bed. I love you for you, no matter how great your ass is.” Great, that got a giggle. Now to move in for the kill. “However, if you wanted to practice your skills in the realm of pleasure, then I’d be more than happy to model for you.” 

Håvard’s eyes got big. He whimpered a little, squirming on the couch, and Erik knew he had him. 

“Why don’t we start off with blowjobs? Today, I can focus on how to use your tongue to add to the overall experience. How’s that sound?”

Håvard moaned in agreement, nodding feverishly. 

“Great. Go ahead and strip for me, pretty boy. Now, have you been tested recently?” Håvard nods as he struggles with his pants. Erik walks over and places a hand on top of Håvard’s, squeezing it reassuringly. “There’s nothing to be nervous about. This is about you getting more comfortable with sex, right? So just relax and let me make you feel good.” He leaned in for a kiss, and smiled when Håvard moaned softly into his mouth. “I’m guessing your tests came back clean?” A nod from a now naked Håvard. “Got it. I’m clean too, so we don’t have to worry about condoms or dental dams, but usually you’d want to have one or both before you do anything involving your mouth and another person’s dick, ass, or pussy.” Erik began stripping as well, quick and efficient, and soon he had a hand on Håvard’s chest and was pushing him back onto the couch.

“Now, you don’t need to be naked to have sex. But I figured today we would get to know each other’s bodies a bit more, so the less between us the better.” With that, he dropped to his knees in front of Håvard, rubbing up and down the other man’s thighs in an effort to calm him down and get him used to being touched there. 

“I’m gonna start now. Promise me you’ll tell me if and when you want to stop.” 

Håvard gulped nervously. 

“Why would I want to stop? Will it hurt?”

Erik pressed a kiss to his knee, continuing his massage. 

“No, it won’t hurt, but it might be a bit intense, and that’s completely normal. Just let me know and we’ll switch to something else.” 

Håvard nodded, seemingly steeling himself for what was about to happen. 

“Okay. I’ll let you know if it gets to be too much.” 

Erik nodded, then ran his tongue up the length of Håvard’s cock, delighting in the loud moan he received in return. He set to work, rubbing his tongue over every bit of flesh he can reach. He pulls back for a second to lick his palm, then starts stroking Håvard while he explains what he just did. 

“So, what I like to do is get everything nice and wet before I really get into the blowjob itself. There are a lot of ways to do it, including flavored lube, but right now I my tongue will have to be enough. You have such a pretty cock, Håvard. Such a cute little cock.” With that, he gets back to work, this time sucking on the head, working his tongue into the slit, and rubbing at whatever he didn’t have in his mouth. It had been a while since Erik had been the one giving head, but he had some experience. He could get used to this. 

Meanwhile, Håvard was having a religious experience. He was trembling, trying desperately not to fuck up into Erik’s mouth without warning, but unable to collect himself enough to do anything but wail. Erik finally took notice of Håvard’s state, and pulled off. 

“Hey. Do you want to come in my mouth?” Håvard’s cock twitched so violently it almost hit Erik in the face. “I’ll take that as a yes.” He chuckled, this time swallowing Håvard down to the hilt. 

Håvard’s whole body seized up, and he squeezed his eyes shut as he wailed Erik’s name. Erik swallowed it all, then pulled back, grabbing a tissue to wipe his mouth before laying down on the couch next to a semi-conscious Håvard. He maneuvred them both so that Håvard could curl up on his chest. Håvard made a small noise of protest. 

“Kjæreste, you’re still hard.” 

Erik hushed him, wrapping him in a bear hug. 

“You don’t have to worry about that, just rest now. I’ll quiz you on what you’ve learned once you’ve taken a nap.”

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you- you think the new op is sledge ? :0 pls explain-

i just think "flores" is seamus cowden's drag name

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