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thehighladywrites · 5 months

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Hii, it's me again, haha.

I got one idea and I though it would be fun, so here I am again...

Can you make texting with acotar characters or just batboys while reader is drunk and she slipped past them to bar and they text her where she went? (I hope it makes sense since my brain doesn't work this late...)

LA /Lulu <3

ACOTAR MEN X READER, SNEAKING OUT TO GO TO A BAR WHILE DRUNK

Summary: Do you sneak past them successfully? And if you manage to do so, how do they react?

Warnings: Mild nsfw in Eris and Rhysand’s part, mentions of drinking, a bit of crying, mention of reader throwing up in Cassian’s part, just fluff and crack

Author’s note: Hi Lulu, I always love your requests. And you make perfect sense, but i switched it up and made headcanons instead of a text thread because it would’ve been too much text. I hope this is okay!🫶🏽 Also i loved writing this, thank you for your request!!🤍

Azriel:

- There is no sneaking past Azriel, it’s just impossible

- His shadows know if you move a millimeter

- Even if he didn’t have them, he’s the spymaster and there’s just no way you’re able to fool him, especially not when you’re this drunk

- You try to sneak out but very obviously fail when you trip over nothing and bring down the table next to you.

- “ Love, where do you think you’re going? You’re drunk out of your mind.”

- “ Ssshhh... *hiccup* hidin' from my mate. Bar with frens, can't let him kn... *mumbles* the secret, ya know?

- He laughs as he picks you up.

- You scream that you’re mated and then give him a big smile when he puts you down and meets your eyes as you realize it’s your mate.

- “Hey, babyyy, misshed you soso much, like, *slightly mumbles* a looot!”

- you plant a fat kiss on his lips and pull him to you

- Azriel just gives you a small smile and pick you up to put you in bed.

- He’s for sure giving you lessons on how to properly sneak out, because you were too damn obvious,

- The spymaster can’t have his own mate be a bad spy, now can he?

Rhysand:

- He let’s you sneak out.

- This guy trails you, dying of laughter as you have a full on conversation with a tree, thinking it’s a person.

- He loves that you’re tiptoeing in the middle of the streets, trying to be subtle.

- Your eyes widen as you see him standing at the entrance of the bar you tried to sneak into.

- “Hello there darling, fancy meeting you here.”

- “ Whoooa you're here too? *hiccup* Wha' a craaazy coincidence, Cheeers to surprish... *mumbles* meetin's!”

- You beg him for shots and he indulges you, but switches the shots of vodka for water. He knows you were drunk enough to not realize. And if you complain about the taste, he adds a bit of salt for the taste.

- You both dance and sing and make out

- yeah drunkenly making out with Rhysand is heavenly

- He grabs you and leads you somewhere more private because it is unbecoming for the high lady and high lord to be seen like this

- his idea of private is… * drumroll * the bathroom!!!

- Rhys picks you up and plops you down on the sink’s side and just goes at it with no care in the world, after all who can say something to him or you?

- anyways you’re both lucid enough to acknowledge that fucking in a bar might be a bit… yeah… so he takes you home and gives you the time of your life

Cassian:

- Cassian is just as drunk as you are

- In the middle of your drunken giggles you came up with this brilliant idea to sneak out and meet up your friends at Rita’s

- You were in The House of Wind so sneaking out wasn’t really as easy as it sounded since you don’t have wings.

- You really wanna go out so you ask Mor to secretly help you when she’s leaving

- The bar was crowded as you danced on tables and bought shots for everyone.

- All of a sudden you felt nauseous and needed to empty your guts. You run out and stumble into Cassian who looks surprised to see you.

- Before he can explain what he’s doing here, you move away and throw up in the alleyway.

- He makes his way over to you and holds back your hair.

- The whole thing sobers you up a bit as you look up at Cassian, sensing mischief and guilt.

- “Baby, what are you doing here?” you ask, genuinely confused.

- “ Um, Rhys and Az are in the bar next door and asked if i wanted to come. Wait- what are YOU doing here?”

- “ Uhhh, I snuck out too. I wanted to meet my friends. But wait did you seriously plan on leaving me alone?”

- His jaw dropped and you bit your lips from laughing.

- “You snuck out first! So actually, you left me first, all alone.”

- You both stare at each other for a hot minute before giggling and agreeing that this never happened and left to meet up with Rhys and Az.

Lucien:

- He trusts you more than anyone in the world, so he doesn’t suspect that you’re lying when you say you’re just going to the bathroom.

- Little does he know you’re drunkenly stumbling over to The Sunshine Delight, the best bar in the Day Court.

- You don’t know how long you’re there for but you go up to the stage and sing a bit, go the bar and drink, dance around and suddenly stumble upon your friends.

- They catch up with you as you sit and play drinking games, laughing and having the time of your lives.

- Your friends sit up straighter and fix their hair and makeup as your brows furrow in confusion. Turning around to see who they’re oogling at, you’re met by Helion’s bewildered expression.

- Shit. If your father-in-law knew you were here then there was only a matter of time before Lucien picked you up. Your friends however didn’t care as Helion approached.

- “ Gods, you’re lucky Y/n, he is so hot! Please put in a good word for me.” You friend not-so-subtly whispered, unaware that Helion was already mated to Lady of Autumn. Helion’s laugh boomed as he plopped down besides you, making you sober up a bit.

- “My dearest daughter, what in The Mother’s name are you doing here all alone? Is my son lurking around here?”

- Oh no, Lucien… Even though you missed your friends, you wanted him here. Tears started forming in your eyes as you started feeling distressed by your mate not being next to you

- “ M’not sure. He should be around here somewhere. Actually let me go check-” He must know you’re lying because he just laughs and tells you Lucien is on his way.

- “ You’re drunk out of your mind and I honestly applaud you for managing to sneak out of the palace at all. But it’s dangerous to be here by yourself, sweetheart. Let’s just wait for Luc, yeah?”

- He was right. Gods, how could you just leave Lucien? Guilt filled you as you started sobbing in the middle of the bar. Your friends and father-in-law looked alarmed and they comforted you as you cried for your mate and husband.

- Lucien was so ready to lecture you about leaving drunk and alone in the middle of the night but all of that came to a halt when he noticed you crying.

- His protective instincts went into overdrive as he hurriedly approached the table, confusion written all over his face as you threw yourself at him in a bone crushing hug, bawling your eyes out.

- Helion and your friends briefly explained as they held back their laughs at your drunken state.

- Lucien took you home and cared for you, whispering comfort and postponed his lecture about the dangers of the night.

- His mate needed him and you were his priority, always.

Eris:

- Yeah…

- I genuinely think he’s one of the smartest sjm-verse characters and if we’re so real, you’re not sneaking past him.

- But let’s be a bit delulu

- He noticed you were a bit buzzed after having too much wine at dinner

- Much to his amusement, you cling to him and act like a complete fool. But he makes sure it’s in private because he knows you’d die if you knew anyone saw you acting like a drunkard.

- At dinner, your ladies informed you that they were visiting this new bar and asked if you wanted to come. Initially you had declined because you wanted to spend time with Eris, but after he informed you that he has a meeting, you changed your mind.

- You had to be very sneaky since Eris knew you inside and out. He could tell when you were up to something. But this was the perfect coverup for your plan.

- “I’m so tired. I think this wine is making me sleepy. Love, I’m gonna turn in for the night, you sure you still have to go to that meeting? You could stay here with me instead.”

- Eris eyes filled with longing as he sighed heavily.

-“ I wish I could cancel, my beloved. But Lord Cruit travelled far and I think it’s best we get these documents signed and dealt with. Besides it’s only two hours and if you behave, i’ll treat you real nice. What do you say?” He gently brought his hand to the back of your neck, pulling you forward into a kiss.

- You loved when he treated you good, but you loved it even more when he punished you. So you just smiled at him sweetly, putting on your best show.

-“ I’ll behave, I promise. I love you, now hurry. You don’t wanna be late.” You pecked him once, twice and ushered him out as quickly as you could before he could pick up on what you were doing

- You waited for fifteen minutes before you changed into one of your sluttiest dresses you had, and winnowed to the new bar. You spotted your friends and made your way over, deciding not to drink too much since you wanted to remember the inevitable consequences of your decision

- and also the wine from dinner had you buzzed.

- After around two hours, the crowd separated to let High Lord Eris through. He looked beyond unamused, just staring at you without saying anything because, well, it wasn't something he wanted everyone to hear in public.

- he just looks at you from top to toe and simply turns around and walk away.

- That is your cue to go as you fall into step behind him.

- “ Babyyyyyy s-slow down, 'ese shoes, can't... *mumble*... walk right in 'em!” He slows down and extends his hand before throwing you over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes and winnowing home.

- Eris leads you into your chambers and puts you down before grabbing your chin and looking you deep into your eyes with a wicked smirk as he mentally starts planning your punishment, funishment is more like it

- Safe to say he had fun… and he told you that if you’d just let him know you were going out then he wouldn’t have had to look for you like a maniac. He gave you a dark chuckle when you told him this was your plan all along.

- Here babes, you’re gonna need this wheelchair 👩🏾‍🦽👩‍🦽

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lorcandidlucienwill · 21 days

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SJM's zionism as seen in ACOTAR: Fae males were territorial, dominant, arrogant—but the ones in the Spring Court … something had festered in their training.

Haha, what? You were just fine with them before, they revered you and respected you, and now they're suddenly suspicious because they live under Tamlin? It's giving "Ohhhh look at Hamas see see see? All Muslims are terrorists!" And I'm almost certain this is the justification SJM uses for Feyre to genocide the shit out of them in ACOWAR. HyBeRn'S aCtIoNs ArE tHeIr OwN sounds remarkably like Israel using October 7th to justify killing babies, maiming children, and abusing the elderly. They use this same mentality towards CoN citizens too despite Mor coming from there. But notice how Mor is somehow white. “Most of your soldiers are dead.” Eris only blinked. “And the good news?” “Two of them survived.” Nesta studied every minute shift on Eris’s face: rage glimmering in his eyes, displeasure in his pursed lips, annoyance in the fluttering of a muscle in his jaw. As if countless questions were racing through his mind. Eris’s voice remained flat, though. “And who did this?” Cassian grimaced. “Technically, Azriel and I did. Your soldiers were enchanted by Queen Briallyn and Koschei to be mindless killers. They attacked us in the Bog of Oorid, and we were left with no choice but to kill them.” “And yet two survived. How convenient. I assume they received Azriel’s particular brand of interrogation?” Eris’s voice dripped disdain. “We could only manage to contain two,” Cassian said tightly. “Under Briallyn’s influence, they were practically rabid.” “Let’s not lie to ourselves. You only bothered to contain two, by the time your brute bloodlust ebbed away.” Nesta saw red at the words, and Cassian sucked in a breath. “We did what we could. There were two dozen of them.” Eris snorted. “There were certainly more than that, and you could have easily spared more than two. But I don’t know why I’d expect someone like you to have done any better.” “Do you want me to apologize?” Cassian snarled. Nesta’s heart began to pound wildly at the anger darkening his voice, the pain brightening his eyes. He regretted it—he hadn’t liked killing those soldiers. “Did you even try to spare the others, or did you just launch right into a massacre?” Eris seethed. Cassian hesitated. Nesta could have sworn she saw the words land their blow. No, Cassian had not hesitated.

Cassian and Azriel are super duper mega warriors and they didn't even bother to try and save Eris's soldiers despite knowing they're innocent, yet we're expected to take Cassian's side over Eris's. It's giving "Israeli soldiers are traumatized over all the civilians they were 'forced' to kill" DAMN RIGHT YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZED!!!

But Keir must have known, too. And said simply to Rhysand, “I want out. I want space. I want my people to be free of this mountain.” “You have every comfort,” I finally said. “And yet it is not enough?” Keir ignored me as well. As I’m sure he ignored most women in his life. It's giving, "I will colonize your land, I will trap your people in Gaza strip and systematically oppress you, but hey we didn't kill you! Why are you mad??" Also the white feminism in that last line I can't. THERE ARE WOMEN TRAPPED UNDERNEATH THAT MOUNTAIN GETTING ABUSED EVERY DAY!!!! It's the same reason no one cares that Palestinian women don't have clean menstrual supplies and no anesthesia for clean births. Because Palestinians are brown.

So Keir knew about Velaris. The Hewn City knew about Velaris. Before Rhys wiped their memory. This is a lot like Israel occupying Palestine and rewriting history to make it seem like they're the country and Palestine are the occupiers. But they can't delete all the evidence, and now the truth has come out.

#anti sjm #anti zionism #palestine #anti genocide #white feminism #anti acotar #anti sarah j maas

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ariluvsusm · 2 years

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connection- azriel

-description: you and az discover your mating bond on starfall!!

-warnings: I DIDNT EDIT NOR REREAD THIS 😭, wholesome other than a few(…..) lewd comments and… yeah

-a/n: i tried to find a dress that resembled the one i was thinking of while writing this but i couldn’t find one!! so think feyre’s court of nightmares dress but more fabric. ALSO…… i have no FUCKING IDEA how mating bonds work. i don’t really think anyone does. this is just my personal interpretation of them.

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you delicately pull on the midnight blue dress, trying to figure out which limb goes in which hole. but by the time you’re finished and standing in front of the mirror, you can’t help but let your jaw hit the floor. the dress is like molten night, wrapping around your beautiful body, accentuating your hips before falling into a double slit that exposes both of your legs. it’s off shoulder, too, with a sweetheart neckline that shows off the top of your breasts. stars litter the fabric, beautiful and delicate, matching the body glitter and oil you rubbed all over your skin. you place a delicate, starry pin atop your head, pulling back half of your curled hair, and leaving a few face-framing pieces out. you slip on your matching (surprisingly comfortable) heels and gloves, and then you’re out the door, running down the stairs, and bounding into the dining room. when you arrive, the rest of your friends are getting seated. every face in the room turns towards you, staring for a solid few minutes.

you and the rest of the inner circle are meeting for starfall dinner before the party. it’s your first starfall in the night court, and you didn’t know how to dress, act, or what the customs were. mor,who helped you with preparing, stands up from her seat at the table, practically jumping up and down.

“gods, y/n, you are so damn hot!” she exclaims, among a string of other profanities. “here, sit here!” she says, motioning to a spot beside her. and across from azriel, who is currently staring at you with a look that’s nothing short of predatory. cassian is gaping, apparently already intoxicated, and you can tell he is about to make some lewd comment that he doesn’t mean and will regret in the morning. rhys just smiles at you approvingly from his spot between az and cassian, and amren, who is on the other side of mor, smirks.

“fuck, y/n!” cassian drunkenly exclaims. “you are soooo dammnn hot, i’m sooo jealous of the male that gets to bed you tonight.”

“cassian, stop drooling. if you need to go take care of your massive boner, do it in a different room.” amren says flatly, eliciting laughter from around the room. when you finally get around the table and to your seat, mor pulls out your seat for you.

“m’lady,” she says, giving you an exaggerated bow. the conversation moves on, everyone talking about dancing and festivities, and oh, y/n, how much fun you’re going to have.

but azriel doesn’t speak. he just stares at you, making eye contact, shadows winding up and down his arms and around his hands and fingers. you try to avoid his intense gaze, a light blush coming to your cheeks. out of everyone in the inner circle, azriel is the most… attractive, per se. he’s considerate; he makes you feel comfortable, he respects you and your privacy. he’s also hot. he downs drink after drink, before your elegant dinner is brought out to you. finally, he speaks, making small talk with rhys and amren about some kind of intense training. meanwhile, you and mor excessively flirt, trying to one up eachother with horrible pick up lines.

“is your name winter?” you ask mor, “because you’ll be coming soon.” mor and cass break out in laughter, and rhys groans.

“not this again. please, a different dinner topic. why does it always come to this? please, be mature.” rhys asks tiredly.

“haha, you said come.” cassian says. at this point, he probably has no idea where he is. or who he is.

“hey, y/n,” cassian says, turning towards you. “i don’t usually watch sunsets, but i’d love to watch you go down!”

“oh my god, cass! that is awful!” mor says, breaking out in laughter, while the rest of your friends guffaw. save for az, who is staring daggers at cassian, swishing the remainders of his drink around his glass. you continue to eat, cracking jokes with mor and laughing with rhys about something or another. even amren has a good time.

finally, you and your friends find yourselves walking down to the parties, ready to drink more and and dance. you and mor dance together, singing and laughing and drinking and surely embarrassing yourselves, going from party to party, club to club. finally, it’s time for the real fun to begin. mor runs off and somehow, you find yourself back at the house of wind, on a balcony overlooking the city and the sea. with azriel.

finally, the stars begin to fall, and you haven’t seen anything like it. and you can’t help yourself, you dance around like a child, the little alcohol in your system aiding you in making a fool of yourself. azriel watches you, smiling. you stop dancing, but the stars still fall, enchanting you and captivating your full attention.

“az,” you breathe, “you didn’t tel me it was so…” you trail off.

“magical?” he finishes for you, coming up behind your shoulder, watching both you and the beautiful display.

you nod, turning around with pure joy still etched on your face.

“i couldn’t find the words to describe it.” he says quietly. for the first time that night, you really drink him in. he’s wearing a dark suit, his hair unruly. his dark-gold skin shines in contrast to his outfit and hair. his eyes twinkle, staring into yours with an expression that you’ve never seen before. you break the eye contact shyly, turning back around to watch.

“it’s… wonderful. it’s the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen,” you say truthfully.

“not for me.” he whispers, barely audible, now standing beside you.

you turn your head, looking up at him. he turns his too, making eye contact with you once more. he breaks it first though, looking back at the stars, before doing a double take and staring at you again. suddenly he exhales sharply.

“fuck, y/n. i-i…” he closes his eyes for a few seconds, “i’m… i don’t know if it’s the alcohol but…” he trails off.

“gods, i’m not supposed to tell you this. rhys told me not to but… i can’t keep this from you.” he stars again. this time he turns towards you fully, so you turn towards him.

“y/n, you’re my mate.” he says slowly. “i… i’ve known for a while.”

“your- your mate?” you whisper. he nods his head.

“its been so hard for me to resist and keep from telling you,” he says, taking a step closer, so close now that his shadows ghost your skin. “from touching you, from marking you as mine. gods, y/n, do you know what you do to me?”

he leans down, so close now that you could share a breath. suddenly, everything clicks into place. you feel something forming in your mind, a thread. and then trailing it, a yank. your mind reaches out and yanks back, and he smiles. but for some reason, this smile is different. it makes you feel different, and you’re speechless. your mouth hangs slightly open.

“what was that?” you ask hesitantly.

“our bond.” he answers, unable to hide his happiness. “ y/n, i know this is all new to you, and it can be overwhelming but… i just couldn’t keep this from you. it’s unbearable for me. and watching cassias flirt with you tonight… i just… he’s my best friend. and i wanted to… fight him. to make him stop. and i just couldn’t keep something like this from you. but- if you need a break, or some time, or… i just- i-“ he says, blathering on rather quickly.

“no, az, this is amazing!” you laugh, flinging yourself into his arms, his warm embrace. “i- i have a mate!” you say into his chest.

he laughs. “y/n, every fae has a mate.”

“i mean- i know- but me. and you’re here! i’m…” you say, into his chest still. instead of letting go, you turn your head, watching the stars fall from the sky. down, down, down.

so… you’re happy?

you jump out of his arms

“what- what the-“ you say, looking up at him. his voice was in your head.

“it’s the bond. we can communicate through it.” he says. “try it.”

so you do. you yank on that thread.

wow, you say through the bond.

it’s the most wonderful feeling, knowing that you have a soulmate. someone who you are connected and entwined with, a deeper and more raw feeling than marriage or love. an intimate, real feeling, something you have never felt before. pure, unconditional love. you are important to someone. tears well up in your eyes and then escape down your cheeks. azriel pulls away from your hug, holding your chin between his thumb and pointer finger. he leans down and kisses your cheek, kisses your tears away.

“gods, you’re so beautiful.” he murmurs, making eye contact with you, your chin still between his fingers.

then, he is leaning in to kiss you and it is lips against lips and skin against skin. your hands curiously travel each others bodies, rubbing circles and grabbing and sliding over skin. when he is done kissing your face and lips, his are covered in glitter. when he pulls away, you wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him back in and resting your forehead against his. he has to lean down a considerable amount, as he towers over you.

you take his face in your hands, your turn to hold him as the stars behind you plummet. after a considerable around of time, after the stars stop their descent, and after much of the music and dancing have stopped, and and azriel pull away from your embrace.

a new feeling takes over, you don’t say a word as you grab his hand and lead him up to your chambers.

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-a/n (AGAIN): PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me ideas and requests 😭😭😭 I AM BEGGING this is so shitty and i apologize!! i honestly am just currently very busy with school and need some inspiration and ideas 😭

#acotar #a court of thorns and roses #azriel #azriel smut #azriel shadowsinger #azriel x reader #azriel x female!reader #azriel acotar #acotar fanfiction #cassian #rhysand #morrigan #amren #acofas #a court of silver flames #acomaf #acosf

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fieldofdaisiies · 1 year

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HOLD UP!

Cass being ticklish? I had no idea I needed that headcanon until now 🥹 I’m sure his mate, Az, and Rhys are always holding that over his head 🤣 I have to ask now though: are Rhys and Az? 👀

ALSO, poor Az with accidentally sitting on his wing 🥺😂 I just think about the yelp that dogs let out when you accidentally step on their paw or tail

Lastly, I just have to say that I love all of your wonderful headcanons!

hahahah this thought just popped up in my head and I was like, yes this tall Illyrian warrior is definitely ticklish😂and the totally do, also always tickled him when he was younger and still do

Now to Rhys....that man definitely is ticklish when it comes to his feet. He will release a rather weird squeal when something touches his feet and oh, once Feyre finds out about this, his has no safe minute in his life. Rhysand will be constantly curled into a ball, laughing with tears in his eyes because his lovely mate tickled his feet

And concerning Az...this male is very hard to tickle, like his expression will stay stoic and stern for a very long time and I have no idea why but I think he is very ticklish in his knee pit. oh and once his mate finds out about that, the Cauldron have mercy on him. and then, when he really cracks after staying very focused on not laughing, the damn will break and tears will bubble in his eyes while he laughs from the bottom of his heart

and thank you soooo much, I am so happy you appreciate them, I enjoy writing them so much right now💛 (also I love you for being so sweet and kind and this questions haha)

#azriel #rhysand #cassian #bat boys #acotar headcanons #daisies headcanons

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nyxreads · 2 years

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When you keep on saying Feyre ships Elriel to prove theyre endgame but fails to acknowledge Rhysand literally the big shipper of Gwynriel

First of all anon, the Feyre "ships" Elriel is for fun inside the Elriel fandom. And we have canon text to prove to you that Feyre sees Elain and Azriel and thinks they're good together. Here's a few example:

And I think Elain—Elain would like it, too. Though she’d probably cling to Azriel, just to have some peace and quiet.” I smiled at the thought—at how handsome they would be together.

But Elain did not balk from him, did not shy away as she nodded—just once. Azriel, graceful as any courtier, offered her an arm.

“Why not make them mates?” I mused. “Why Lucien?”

It made sense, I supposed, that Azriel alone had listened to her. The male who heard things others could not … Perhaps he, too, had suffered as Elain had before he understood what gift he possessed.

I saw the painting in my mind: the lovely fawn, blooming spring vibrant behind her. Standing before Death, shadows and terrors lurking over his shoulder. Light and dark, the space between their bodies a blend of the two. The only bridge of connection … that knife.

However, what's your proof? Give me one, I dare you. Because if you'll give me this:

Rhys growled, “Allow me to make one thing very clear. You are to stay away from her.”

Then don't forget this scene:

“What if the Cauldron was wrong?” Rhysand blinked. “What of Mor, Az?” Azriel ignored the question.

When Rhys ordered Az to stay away from Elain, he never mentioned your girlboss G. He mentioned Mor. Rhysand never thought of G when he's discussing Elain with Az nor he thinks of Azriel and Gw*n together. So tell me where the hell this Rhysand ships Gw*nriel because I didn't see it.

And if you'll reason out "bUt rHysAnd fOrbiDs AzriEl to sEe eLain bEcaUse he tHinks theY're n0t goOd toGether", let's make some sense. However you wanted to twist it, one thing is clear: The only name mentioned by Rhysand were Elain, Az, Lucien and, Mor. No one else. Unless you read another version of this damned bonus chapter or series.

Ps: thanks @tessacursebreaker for always answering my questions haha I honestly forgot most of acosf so thanks for confirming things.

#pro elriel #elriel #anon asks #anti gw*nriel

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illyrian-dreamer · 4 months

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1 and 3 for the fanfic asks ? I hope you’re having a good day!!!

Thank you for asking beautiful!!

Favourite fic you've written this year

It is hard to look past Our Girl, I really am so damn proud of that fic, but my answer is....

Two lessons in one - Rhys x Fem!Reader one shot (18+)

Something about writing for Rhys really tickles my pickle, and I don't often go back and ready my own work but I do think I've captured Rhys's playfulness in this one, it's a comfort read for me haha!

I'm planning my Rhys series for the new year so very excited to write for him more 👀

Honourable mentions to With benefits (Cass one shot 18+) and my Az x Fem!Reader series Overwritten because they were such highlights too ❤️

3. Favourite line/scene you wrote this year

I gotta say, the bat boys crashing the wedding/bond snapping scene from Our Girl was soooo much fun to write, and was doubled by everyones responses too! THE TEA!! ☕☕☕

My fave line from that scene being from Rhys - "The Mother is cruel."

#dream big with nic #acotar series #acotar one shot #acotar fandom #acotarfanfic

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thatpunkmaximoff · 9 months

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[Book 2 of 4]

Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 4 out of 5

Rhys Larsen is now my favorite book boyfriend. He was the surliest bodyguard, intent on doing his job and doing his job well without making any personal connections. But then in comes Bridget who turns his world upside down.

The Princess and the bodyguard. The bodyguard and HIS princess. Bridget is so used to being spoken to a certain way because of her royal status, but then in comes Rhys who pretty much tells her to 'get on her knees and crawl'. Like.. damn! Haha.

For me it was a little slow in the beginning, probably because nearly almost the first half of the book was what happened during the first book's ending, but it ended up picking up and I loved it! I devoured the second half of the book which had me gasping and crying and then just being happy for how everything came together. And don't forget those surprise twists! Loved it :)

Now enjoy my ramblings as I read the book:

* Rhys going on about how he’s never had a client under his protection harmed is making me giggle. Your streak is about to be broken, my friend.

* Damn. Rhys really scared the shit out of the frat boy who wouldn’t take no for an answer. Oh buddy, you and Bridget are so screwed.

* So why doesn’t Rhys wanna be in Eldorra? From the text he got, and his explanation after, I’m assuming Rhys has family there but that he doesn’t wanna know their identity?

* Jesus.. the tension between this two 👀

* Lol she got stuck in her dress and he had to help her. How embarrassing.

* Aww. He set up an indoor festival for her because he made her miss the outdoor one.

* A gunshot would ruin the charged atmosphere. Way to be cockblocked by violence.

* Lmao at Rhys threatening Bridget’s dates. Just fuck already!

* Oof. Her brother is abdicating. I knew it was coming, but seeing how she found out.. yeah, dude, you’re an ass.

* Fuck Viggo! Rhys should have kicked his ass lol.

* Holy shit. Rhys snapped! He bent Bridget over that dresser and- 🥵 Too bad she’s drunk and he knows better.

* Hot damn. #4 on the bucket list.. Rhys really delivered.

* Woo. We finally caught up to the “present” time.

* Andreas is coming to Eldorra permanently? Fuck this guy. He wants the crown. I just know it.

* OH MY GOD! Rhys want’s to permanently be her bodyguard!!!

* Ouch. Rhys’ relief at seeing Bridget again totally vanished when he realized she’s searching for a husband 😬

* Of course Andreas would catch them in a semi-compromising position 😒

* Her birthday ball/husband seems like a bust. And here I am wishing Rhys’ mysterious father is if noble blood so he can marry Bridget 😒

* Fuck Erhall!

* Awww. Rhys sketched her and gave it to her as a birthday present 🥺

* Who the fuck was in Rhys’ room? It was Andreas, wasn’t it? That slimy little shit.

* Ugh.. so awkward lol. Steffan kissing Bridget in front of Rhys 🫣

* “I’ve seen you kiss a cat with more passion.” // “Is that why you knocked over the lilies?” // “My. Hand. Slipped.” - lmfao. Sure, Rhys. Sureeee 😏

* “Even when you’re not there, you’re everywhere. In my head, in my lungs, in my fucking soul.” — Rhys Larsen, ladies and gents.

* “I was always meant to find my way to you.” — oh my god 😭

* Y’all weren’t lying about that gazebo scene 👀🥵

* Vibrating underwear. You dumbass 😂

* Rhys’ father has to be of noble blood! Why else would he have freaked and left after his mother confessed she was pregnant?

* Who the fuck is Malin now..?

* Holy shit.. “crawl to me” 👀

* Oh fuck. Who caught them banging?! Alndreas seems like the obvious choice.. could it be someone else?

* They’re dancing in a gazebo 😭

* “Careful, Mr. Larsen, or I’ll think you actually like me.” // “Baby, we’re way beyond like.” — Goddammit, I love him.

* Shit. She told her family and royal advisors, and grandfather collapsed. This isn’t good.

* Noooooo. Don’t end the relationship 😩

* Way to breaks my fucking heart, Bridget!

* ANDREAS IS HIS BROTHER?! NO FUCKING WAY!!!

* AND HIS FATHER IS ERHALL?! Fuck his family sucks.

* Aww.. Andreas was actually a good guy? And who the duck was snooping around Rhys’ place? Who sent the video? I’m gonna laugh if Alex has anything to do with this 😂

* The king is encouraging her to find away around the marriage law!!

* SHE FUCKING CALLED IN ALEX!!!! 🙌🏻

* The girls are all together again!

* “Bridget felt better than Heaven. She felt like home.” — they love each other and I’m so happy 😭

* I love a good blackmail session lol.

* The law’s been repealed!!!!

* Mikaela and Elin?! You traitorous bitches.

* He proposed in Costa Rica 🥰

* .. and now they’re married 😭

* Lol.. where did Jules and Josh get off to 😏

#book review #twisted series #twisted games #ana huang #booktok #bridget von ascheberg #rhys larsen #bookworm

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bookofmirth · 2 years

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honestly if the inner circle locked elain up in a house with lucien the fandom would be in tears

but they do it to nesta with cassian and no one says a word. whatever nesta’s inner feelings may be, she’s explicitly stated and made very clear she wanted nothing to do with cassian and yet he’s kind of just forced on her in the house. if they did that with elain and lucien, they’d be called abusers 🤷‍♀️

i just love the double standards in this fandom. i feel like the bat boys aren’t criticised for being creeps and literally not leaving nesta alone but then lucien is called an abuser for not leaving elain alone

tbf, I have seen a lot of people annoyed that Nesta was forced to go to the House of Wind, just not in the context of it being to lock her and Cassian up. The criticism I have seen has been about the fact that they made her go there at all. The effect of that was that she was then forced to be with Cassian, so I wouldn't be surprised if there are other people who feel the same way that you do! (I have another ask with someone railing on Cassian haha so I think you are not alone.)

But yeah, the whole reason the House of Wind happened was in order to get Nesta and Cassian stuck in the same place, which.... ugh sorry I am one note this evening but it pisses me off that sjm used alcohol abuse to force them in the same place, and then just let it drop like Nesta being all "ugh, the house won't give me wine" was sufficient aslkdjalkjdaklds No.

I do totally agree with you that the male characters are given a pass constantly (*cough* Eris) while the women are shit on for just like, protecting their privacy (*cough* Mor). No offense to people who like Eris, it's just that when there is a broader trend of praising the bat boys and the morally grey assholes, and then all the women being "controversial" characters for no damn reason? Sorry but I'm not here for that. I will protect Mor and Elain and Gwyn and I will shit on Az and Rhys and Eris if I feel like it.

Oh and one more thing, I wouldn't be surprised if sjm pulls the same thing with Elain and Lucien. Not the same scenario, but Feyre found herself in a similar situation as well in acomaf? No judgement, we all love a good trope that forces characters to deal with one another. Just a thought.

#reminder that they aren't real!#az and rhys and eris are just fine #despite my current disdain #acotar #acosf #nessian #acotar fandom

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mxnro · 1 year

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< Meet me at the coffee shop after work, D. :) >

< Sure thing, Mr.S. 8) >

Would the broker ever recover from that particular incident? Y'know, the one where they finally opened up how they felt?

Perhaps, but today was not that day.

DL was asked earlier if they were doing anything after work, nothing too serious, nothing too casual. However, their day almost always ended at the coffee shop that sold those fantastic doughnuts. So the logical point was to meet there, have a coffee, and debrief.

Walking in and seeing Rhys stand out, DL thought he didn't see them; he saw them before they saw him. There wasn't much point running out of the damn place now. He'd notice, and everyone else would, too.

"Hey, D!"

That smile. That fuckin' smile. The broker was in deep, and they didn't know what to do about it.

"Ah, uh….Rhys! Hi! I wasn't expecting you today, but wait of course you did because you asked me to come and see you today and talk things over about out our trip a while back and I need to get this off of my chest because-"

They proceeded to ramble and almost ran out of breath. Would they ever run out of things to say? Would they try and explain that perhaps that kiss was a mistake? Would they try and do every trick in the book to put Rhys off of them further?

"-and I am not what people call badass or cool or any of those things! I-"

Their ramblings were silenced by the man opposite; who pulled them in for a kiss, the same way that they did a while back. After what felt like a long time, they parted, and Rhys looked at DL with a smile plastered on his pretty face.

"I think you'll be just fine, sweet thing."

[I know it's not much, but I hope you like it @strongfuck haha]

#rhys x dl tag tbc #talky talks: ic #strongfuck #story time with donna

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elfboyeros · 2 years

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Shelter Rewrite for like the 4th Time 🥲

Let me just @jj-pines @karaboutmyart @lerenee okay I think that’s everyone on the counsel

I know I know, I have down this way too many times, I am sorry, but I am making better I swear. haha remember when Shelter was about space 😅

New Shelter or Romance at Bridgehid College is a more romance center fantasy story, with Indigo and Calvin at the center, I know it’s about damn time I’m sorry okay I was dumb! It’s all gonna be set around a Magic and alchemy College on a small island.

But I really wanna try to make it like the Romance in the front with a deeper story hidden behind it all. Man behind the curtain type shit.

Characters to show up:

Indigo and Calvin obviously

Indigo's family: Finnian, Amethea, and Antoinette another obvious one

Sloan and Casper because I love them

Esma and her child Rowan Blair King

Daddy Neon

Maybe Friendly characters like Hex, Romano, Rhys, and Mr. Liam-Elias

And extremely minor characters like professors, people secretive counsel, and maybe the head master of the college

Also some mention of gods and goddess which can find information in this post

Of course you can read on AO3. I AM SORRY I AM DOING THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN!

Got any questions send them my way!

#Shelter #Romance at Bridgehid College #story #Original Work #ocs

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beansonbread2 · 1 year

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BEANSONBREAD AWARDS 2022 - BEST SONG

AWARD NO.5 - BEST SONG OF 2022

PAST WINNERS

2021 > Self Esteem ‘Prioritise Pleasure’ (see full list HERE)

2020 > Jockstrap ‘Acid’ (see full list HERE)

2019 > Weyes Blood ‘Andromeda’ (see full list HERE)

2018 > Let’s Eat Grandma ‘It’s Not Just Me’ (see full list HERE)

2017 > Richard Dawson ‘Ogre’ (see full list HERE)

2016 > Solange ‘Cranes In the Sky’ (see full list HERE)

2015 > Kendrick Lamar ‘The Blacker The Berry’ (see full list HERE)

2014 > FKA Twigs ‘Two Weeks’ (see full list HERE)

2013 > Oliver Wilde ‘Perrett’s Brook’ (see full list HERE)

2010 > Untold ‘Stop What You’re Doing (James Blake Remix) (see full list HERE)

2009 > Joker - ‘Digidesign’ (see full list HERE)

2008 > Lil’ Wayne - ‘A Milli’ (see full list HERE)

2007 > Panda Bear - ‘Bros’ (see full list HERE)

2006 > Hot Chip - ‘Over And Over’ (see full list HERE)

RULES - A maximum of THREE tracks from any one artist. Songs can be tied in the same position.

*SPOTIFY PLAYLIST WITH (ALMOST) ALL THE TRACKS*

THE RUNNERS UP (in alphabetical order)..

100 Gecs ‘Doritos & Fritos’

A$AP Rocky ‘Shittin’ Me’

Alabaster DePlume ‘Don’t Forget You’re Precious’ / ‘Mrs Calamari’

Aldous Harding ‘Tick Tock’ / ‘Fever’

Alex G ‘Mission’

Alvvays ‘Pharmacist’

Angel Olsen ‘Big Time’ / ‘Ghost On’

Animal Collective ‘Walker’

Bar Italia ‘Banks’ / ‘Miracle Crush’

Bas Jan ‘Progressive Causes’ / ‘Sex Cult’

Batu ‘Atavism’

Beabadoobee ‘The Perfect Pair’

Beyonce ‘Alien Superstar’ / ‘Cuff It’

Bjork ‘Ovule’ / ‘Atopos’ / ’Ancestress’

Black Country, New Road ‘Chaos Space Marine’ / ‘Bread Song’ / ‘Basketball Shoes’

Black Midi ‘Still’ / ‘The Defence’

Blanck Mass ‘Italia ‘90’

Bolis Pupul ‘Neon Buddha’

Alan Braxe + DJ Falcon feat. Panda Bear ‘Step By Step’

Brockhampton ‘Big Pussy’

Caroline ‘Dark Blue’ / ‘Good Morning (Red)’

Caroline Polachek ‘Sunset’ / ‘Welcome To My Island’

Cate Le Bon ‘Moderation’ / ‘Harbour’ / ‘Running Away’

CHAI ‘Whole’ / ‘Hero Journey (feat. Superorganism)’

Charli XCX ‘Beg For You (feat. Rina Sawayama)’

Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupul ‘HAHA’ / ‘Mantra’

Crack Cloud ‘Costly Engineered Illusion’

Cryalot ‘Hell Is Here’ / ‘Hurt Me’

Dagger Brothers ‘That’s Magic’

Dean Blunt, Skepta, Novelist, A$AP Rocky ‘London Tonight Freestyle’

Delifinger ‘I Don’t Even Want To Know’

Denzel Curry ‘Walkin’

Dick Dent ‘Fun Times’

Divorce ‘Checking Out’

Dorian Electra ‘My Agenda (Anamanaguchi Remix)’

Dry Cleaning ‘Kwenchy Kups’ / ‘Gary Ashby’

Eartheater ‘Mitosis’

EASYFUN ‘Audio’

El Michels Affair & Piya Malik ‘Kabhi’

Ernold Same ‘The Reader’

Felicita & Kero Kero Bonito ‘Cluck’

Fences & Bonnie Prince Billy ‘Sympathy For The Devil’

The Financial Year ‘Serpenti’

FKA Twigs ‘Meta Angel’ / ‘Oh My Love’ / ‘Honda (feat. Pa Salieu)’

FLO ‘Cardboard Box’

FLOHIO ‘SPF’

Gabriels ‘One And Only’

Group Listening ‘Hollywood Dream Trip’ / ‘All Of A Sudden’

Gruff Rhys ‘People Are Pissed’

Hannah Diamond ‘Staring At The Ceiling’

Hercules & Love Affair feat. ANOHNI ‘Poisonous Storytelling’ (Giant Swan remix)’

Hot Chip ‘Eleanor’ / ‘Broken’

Hudson Mohawke ‘Intentions’ / ‘Bicstan’

John Cale & Weyes Blood ‘Story Of Blood’

JPEGMAFIA ‘Hazard Duty Pay!’

KAINA ‘Apple’

Kate NV ‘Early Bird’ / ‘Oni (They)’

Katy J Pearson ‘Talk Over Town’ / ‘Howl’ / ‘Float’

Kelela ‘Happy Ending’ / ‘On The Run’

Kelli Blanchett ‘Peaceful When You Sleep’

Kendrick Lamar ‘N95’ / ‘The Heart Part 5’

Kinlaw & Franco Franco ‘Crocs On The Plough’

Let’s Eat Grandma ‘Happy New Year’

Little Simz ‘Gorilla’ / ‘Broken’

Lizzo ‘About Damn Time’

Max Tundra ‘MBGATE (Kero Kero Bonito remix)’ / ‘Lights (A.G. Cook remix)’

Mura Masa, Lil Uzi Vert, PainkPantheress & Shygirl ‘Bbycakes’

NANORAY ‘Endless Higanbana’

Nilufer Yanya ‘Shameless’ / ‘Stabilise’

Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Gettin’ To The Point’ / ‘Go On’

Pet Simmers ‘Sonder’ / ‘Edge Lord’ / ‘Stream Friendly Play Shifter’

Phoenix (feat. Ezra Koenig) ‘Tonight’

Pictish Trail ‘Natural Successor’

PinkPantheress ‘Do You Miss Me?’

Planet 1999 ‘Crush’

Pozi ‘Slightly Shaking Cells’

Pusha T ‘Diet Coke’

Richard Dawson ‘Thicker Than Water’

Robbie & Mona ‘Clapback’ / ‘Sherry Prada’

Rosalia ‘Saoko’ / ‘Delirio De Grandeza’

Rozi Plain ‘Agreeing For Two’ / ‘Help’

SAULT ‘Time Is Precious’

Savage Mansion ‘The Crucible’ / ‘Football Weather’

SCALPING (feat. DÆMON) ‘Tether’

Self Esteem ‘The Process’

Seraphina Simone ‘Milk Teeth’ / ‘Lovesick’

Shygirl ‘Nike’ / ‘Coochie (A Bedtime Story)’

The Smile ‘You Will Never Work In Television Again’

Snoop Dogg ‘Crip Ya Enthusiasm’

Sobs ‘Air Guita’

Soccer Mommy ‘Bones’ / ‘Shotgun’

Soft Lad ‘2 Know U Betta’

Sorry ‘There’s So Many People That Want To Be Loved’

Special Interest ‘Midnight Legend’ / ‘(Herman’s) House’

Spiritualized ‘The Mainline Song / The Lockdown Song’

Steve Lacy ‘Helmet’ / ‘Bad Habit’

Sudan Archives ‘Ciara’

Sweet Baboo ‘Hopeless’

Syd (feat. Lucky Daye) ‘CYBAH’

SZA ‘Shirt’ / ‘Kill Bill’

Tim Heidecker ‘Buddy’

Tirzah ‘Ribs’

Warmduscher ‘Fatso’

The Weeknd ‘Gasoline’ / ‘How Do I Make You Love Me?’ / ‘Take My Breath’

Wesley Gonzalez ‘A Taste Of Something New’ / ‘Greater Expectations (feat. Rose Elinor Dougall)’

Weston Allen ‘Girls From The Parking Lot’

Wet Leg ‘Being In Love’ / ‘Angelica’

Weyes Blood ‘Children Of The Empire’

Yama Warashi ‘Makkuroi Mizu’

Yeah Yeah Yeahs & Perfume Genius ‘Spitting Off The Edge Of The World’

Yeule ‘Bites On My Neck’

Young Fathers ‘Geronimo’

Zoee ‘Microwave (Voka Gentle rework)’

THE TOP 25 SONGS OF 2022

25. Tim Heidecker ‘Sirens Of Titan’

24. Panoram ‘Wandering Frames’

23. HAIM ‘Lost Track’

22. Panda Bear & Sonic Boom ‘Edge Of The Edge’

21. Charli XCX ‘Baby’

20. Animal Collective ‘Strung With Everything’

19. Charlotte Adigery & Bolis Pupul ‘It Hit Me’

18. Pictish Trail ‘Remote Control’

17. Sudan Archives ‘Selfish Soul’

16. Dry Cleaning ‘Anna Calls From The Arctic’

15. Steve Mason & Javed Bashir ‘No More’

14. Young Fathers ‘I Saw’

13. Alex G ‘Runner’

12. Weyes Blood ‘Grapevine’

11. Self Esteem ‘The 345 (acoustic version)’

10. Richard Dawson ‘The Fool’

9. Death’s Dynamic Shroud ‘Judgment Bolt’

8. Arctic Monkeys ‘They’d Better Be A Mirrorball’ / ‘Body Paint’

7. Black Midi ‘Welcome To Hell’

6. Weyes Blood ‘It’s Not Just Me, It’s Everybody’

5. Jockstrap ‘Greatest Hits’

4. Caroline Polachek ‘Billions’

3. Jockstrap ‘Glasgow’

2. Richard Dawson ‘The Hermit’

1. Jockstrap ‘Concrete Over Water’

#list #Awards #2022 Awards

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