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lillastarr · 1 month
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back at it again with my t4t sonadow agenda… do u think they have in-universe merch
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muckyschmuck · 9 months
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almost shot day again
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babsaros · 7 months
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okay, here’s lucky number 13 😶
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we got our yearly woke mind virus shot! /joke
(we got our flu and covid vaccines)
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catsharky · 3 months
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Create cool summer treats for your vampire with this one neat trick
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elishortforelliott · 5 months
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GOD IM GONNA HATE TOMORROW
I have to get my covid (booster) vaccine tomorrow and I have the worse phobia of needles and I fucking hate it so much and ahhhhhhhhh im not excited and I also have to go to the orthodontist!!! So yippee 2 things I hate!!!!
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canisalbus · 3 months
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i-eat-deodorant · 5 months
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gun update
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laurzzz · 5 months
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Robo-Boyfriends AU - Reasons Part 2 (Part 1 Here)
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*SLAPS MOON'S HEAD* This bad boy can fit so much trauma in him
This is exactly why Sun is the Physical Touch Love Language partner while Moon is the Words of Affirmation Love Language partner :3c
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mobius-m-mobius · 6 months
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#just a wizard gentleman and his butler 🪄🎩
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cinamun · 3 days
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I won't tell | Next
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muckyschmuck · 9 months
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t update kinda not really idk; i injected yesterday finally! i went a little under my dose because i’m silly but i think it’s fine, i’m supposed to start small and work up to a higher dose throughout the month anyway. it didn’t hurt one bit, but the site’s a little sore today which doesn’t bother me. idk if any of these things have anything to do w the testosterone but i’m sooooo fucking tired. like absurdly fucking exhausted, and really really SUPER hot. i’m in california and it’s summer so it’s most likely just the heat making me tired as fuck and greasy. i have new pimples too but again, probs just the heat working w the grease to make me like this. lots of placebo making me feel better and i’m very excited for next saturdays shot and the changes in general, i’m so happy!
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babsaros · 6 months
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i ran out of fun bandaids :/
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pupkashi · 1 year
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I’m tipsy and all i can think of satoru being an absolute flirt when you’re completely fucking drunk and you’re looking at him across the room telling your friends you think he’s soooo cute
“hi” you smile, a little out of breath and has it always been that hot in here ?
“hello” he flashes you a dazzling smile, his blue eyes just barely peeking out from under his glasses
“my friend over there thinks you’re reallllly cute” you giggle, pointing at a wall then running to stand there, looking in the opposite direction and waving at him nonchalantly.
you run back to where he is giggling, satoru can only smile at your antics.
“i think your friend is very pretty” youre blushing at his words, already placing a hand in his chest as you giggle.
“well, my friend thinks you’re very attractive” you smile, pulling on his collar and smiling, “you single?” You ask.
gojo sucks his teeth, tsk’ing before he replies, “i actually have a very wonderful, amazing, beautiful, partner.” you pout at his words, trying to think of what to say in your drunken state.
“They’re so lucky,” you reply after a moment, you’re turning around before you hear him laugh loudly, your wrist is being grabbed and the world is moving too fast.
suddenly you’re in his firm arms, your face squished against his chest as he giggles, kissing the top of your head.
“but your partner!” you panic, ready pushing yourself away from the handsome man.
“you wouldn’t mind sweet thing” he mumbles, not waiting another second before pressing his lips against yours.
the room is spinning when you pull away, smiling and blushing before you’re running to the nearest trash can and throwing up. satoru is there in seconds holding your hair and rubbing your back.
it isn’t until the next morning when you wake up with a headache, groaning as you hear your boyfriends voice running loudly in your ear.
“good morning! hope you remember who i am now sweets” satoru giggles as you groan at his voice, pulling the blanket over your head.
“what happened last night” you groaned as he pulled the blanket gently from over your head, “one too many shots of vodka sweetheart” he mumbled as he handed you an protein bar and some ibuprofen.
“you also forgot we were dating” he smiled and your face flushed in embarrassment, “what the hell did i do” you mumble, rubbing your eyes.
“you hit on me” he laughs and you groan, wrapping your hand around his neck and pulling him down to lay next to you.
“stop talking, just cuddles” you mumble, closing your eyes before drifting off to sleep again.
satoru can only smile at your drowsy state, kissing your forehead before deciding one closing his eyes and falling asleep with you.
he deserved it after staying up all night with you talking to him about how your lover was so perfect, and throwing up between compliments.
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toxicanonymity · 1 year
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I love your fic!
Can we get some Joel/Reader noncon somnophlia out here???
What you're missing
1.2k | dark!Joel x f!Reader | masterlist
Yes, ty for asking
I8+ noncon somnophilia, mild manhandling Joel POV
Joel wakes up in the middle of the night, cock as hard as a steel rod, with you in his arms.  You and Joel are sharing a sleeping bag for warmth, so you’re both nude - more body heat that way - and he’s spooning you.  You could feel him harden before you fell asleep, and you knew it was only natural, so you ignored it.  You were getting warm and wet yourself, and for a moment, you felt guilty.  You’re not exactly  single, but your partner was needed at the clinic and stayed behind.  Meanwhile, you were sent on a week-long hunting trip to provide your foraging and tree-climbing skills.  The rest of the hunting party got killed off, and now it’s just you and Joel.  It’s too risky to build a fire. Plus, you've encountered clickers, so you have to be quiet. 
So you might have felt guilty for a moment about your body's natural human arousal, but you shouldn’t have.  It’s strictly about the mission between you and Joel.  At this point, you're lucky to be alive, and you have Joel to thank.  A hard cock resting harmlessly against you is the least of your worries.   Attractive as he may be with his sad eyes, messy hair, and patchy beard.  Strong as he may be with his hulking biceps and thick neck. . . he’s a hunter, and you’re a gatherer.  That’s all you are together, and that’s all you’ll be.  
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And now, Joel's raging erection rests against your crack while you’re sound asleep.  He can’t remember the last time he was this hard.  Maybe never.  He scoots back just enough to adjust its position.  He nestles his length between your thighs, resting against your warmth in a special nook made just for him.  He rocks his hips forward to get comfortable, and the rest of his body nestles into yours again, with his strong arm draped over your body.  
His massive palm finds your breast and flattens it into your chest as he pulls you closer, your spine against his broad chest and stomach, which is just soft enough to be comfortable for you. The feeling of your nipple against his palm makes his hips rock into you once more. This time, as his cock moves against you, he feels something new – an irresistible wetness between your legs.  He rolls his hips into you at a slow rhythm, his stiff, thick member sliding against your wet heat, nestled between your folds like guardrails on a track.  His tip drags firmly over your clit before meeting cool air on the other side. 
You moan in your sleep and he stills himself.  You push your ass into him and tilt your hips in your sleep.  His breath deepens, and his heart rate quickens.  His arousal swells even harder.  When he rolls his hips into you again, the swollen head of his cock hitches briefly at your entrance and he has to suppress a groan.  He keeps slowly fucking the sleeve formed by your thighs and folds.   
Joel has never wanted someone so badly.  And even in your sleep, your body must want him, too.  When Joel is mid-thrust, your hips tilt again, catching his tip with your warm, wet hole. Desire seizes him entirely.  He freezes with the tip of his cock nestled half inside you.  He slows his breathing to emulate sleeping before cupping your breast again.  Your ass nudges back into him as he pushes the head of his cock into your tight, wet entrance.  He inhales deeply through his nose, trying to calm himself, but breathing in your scent only hastens his need to be inside you.  
Joel can feel your insides make way for his fat cock as he pushes a little more inside.  He moves his hand to your hip for leverage as he inches further, about half his cock sheathed by your tight pussy at this point.  He pauses to breathe, and you push back on him in your sleep with a moan, taking him further inside you.  Joel retreats slightly, seeking more friction after getting that taste.  Then, his hard cock plunges into you, slowly but decisively, all the way to the hilt.  You’re so snug and warm, you feel like absolute heaven wrapped around him.  It’s a tight squeeze and only made possible by how wet you are.  He stays there, all the way inside, just barely rocking his hips, hand on your breast. Then, with time, his motion becomes less subtle.  
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You awake with a  gasp to a fullness you’ve never felt before.  It’s nothing but bliss until you get your bearings.  You moan as he bottoms out again, and he’s emboldened by your sound of pleasure.  He stops holding back.  His hard shaft pumps in and out of you, kissing your g-spot.  He grunts and the sound shakes you back to reality.  You’re startled by the realization that this is real. You had been floating in some realm where it was just this disembodied cock, a dream man's arms wrapped around you, giving you the best fuck of your life.  As your knees brush the nylon of the sleeping bag, you jolt at the unmistakable knowledge that this is real, and Joel Miller is inside you.  
You squirm and his arm wraps tight around you, his hand clamps down on your mouth, and he says, “shhhh, it’s okay sugar.”  His hips only pause for a moment before he starts fucking you again, hard and slow.  “Just relax," he says into the back of your earlobe, then nibbles it and kisses your neck. “Let yourself have this.”  You might as well enjoy it.  You'll cope with reality later.  
You marvel at how he fills you up.  It's like he's a part of you. His stiff, thick cock—stiffer and thicker than you’ve ever had–hitting just the right spot.  His rhythm is perfect, and somehow–maybe because he saved your life–you feel so safe in his arms.  He engulfs you entirely and tightens his embrace in rhythm. His hand drifts to your clit.  It’s like he’s fucking you with his whole body.   It doesn't take long until you feel the familiar pressure pounding in your core, begging to release, and then it snaps.  You gasp as your clit pulses and your walls flutter around his cock.  He fucks you through your orgasm, saying, "that's it sugar, good girl, let it ride" and you succumb to the pleasure entirely, writhing in his arms, trying not to moan too loud.  
He groans softly into your neck and pulses inside you. You do nothing to stop him. He cups your breast and digs his nose into the nape of your neck, grunting as his hot load fills you up.  Then, he stays inside.  He strokes your naked body tenderly, and your eyes well up in tears.  Not just because it happened.  Not just because he did this.  Because now you know what you're missing, and you'll know it for the rest of your life. 
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Check out for survival 2 (one shot) for a similar situation but you're secretly awake.
Also, make sure you read the dbf (pt. 4) 🤐 (but it’s not the same).
The foraging concept is inspired by The Forager by @dark-scape (highly recommend, gigolo!Joel), not the same reader or joel.
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all joel: @ethanhoewke @silkiers @eiviea
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rhyshh · 4 months
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In the mad dog au if bigb still betrays cleo im tearing tumblr apart /silly
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Some things don't change
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