#cuz he's so cringefail

[jowbokitten]

Maid to skate

#realistically he'd fall an his face #cuz he's so cringefail #the amazing digital circus #tadc #jax #tadc jax #tadc fanart #maid jax #my art

[eff-plays]

So now that I've figured out why Hira might go for Astarion ... I am now struggling to figure out why Astarion would go for them in the long run. Like, because he's barely his own person at this point, what are his preferences? Ya know? Beyond how they treat him, beyond the obvious, what about them is it that he likes? Ya know? "You were kind and patient and trusted me" is all well and good but that's still 1) related to him and 2) doesn't quite tap into the sense that he also wants them for himself for other reasons aside from wanting more of what they're doing for him. Ya know? Ya fucking know?

#bg3 #worsties to lovers #this isn't me complaining btw this is just my process #but it is kinda difficult in this case ngl #cuz the poor guy hasn't figured himself out yet #i headcanon him as like ... demi or graysexual so he wouldn't be immediately attracted to them #which he basically confirms in game that he's not so #but basically i can't just say that he thinks they look hot and diesel even though they absolutely do #i do have some ideas mind you #the fact that they're a bard and clearly in love with music and poetry and the arts #like in a genuine way #i think he finds that attractive cuz he envies it on some level #to love a part of the shitty world he lives in and thus make it slightly less shitty in the process #i think he also likes that they can make him feel things without like ... touching him or really doing anything *for* him specifically #like by just performing something with their whole heart they are able to evoke emotion #and it's not pretentious or forced like the poetry his victims would read at him #in my head i think their first genuine kiss is right after hira reads him one of their fave poems and it makes astarion feel so weird #that his only response is 'hmm. i should kiss them on the mouth i think' #and it absolutely obliterates the nice platonic vibe and hira leaves and astairon can't figure out why tf he just did that for #god they're so cringefail

[0m0-0m0]

Can we give Cat Omori a warrior name? I feel like DarkDream would be cool! :D (if you don't know what I'm talking about, there's this book series called Warrior Cats)

-Cringefail Anon

Hmph. Do whatever you’d like.

It’s not like that name sounds cool or anything.......

#omori ask blog #omori roleplay #omori rp #ask #anon #anon ask #cat magic anon #cringefail anon #[ ooc /mun talks: GOD I AM SO INSANE OVER WARRIORS YOU HAVE NO IDEA I LOVE THE BOOKS SO MUCH THEYRE SO FUCKING SILLY IVE READ ALMOST ALL-] #[ ooc / mun talks: OF THEM AND IVE EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT NAMES AND STUFF FOR ME AND MY FRIENDS. ALSO IF U DIDNT KNOW COAL-CIPHER HAS A- ] #[ ooc / mun talks: WARRIOR CATS AU AND THE NAMES ARE SO PRETTY YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT I LOVE IT SM ARGGHHHH ] #[ ooc / mun talks: irrc they gave omori the name palecloud which is SO COOL though if I had to come up with a name myself i would-] #[ ooc / mun talks: go with something like nightcloud idk Aheem heem ] #[ ooc / mun talks: omg actually what about the name nightstripe cuz he’s based off the piano….] #[ ooc / mun talks: so sorry for the autistic rant these books are my childhood :D ]

[transdemon]

💤🌙👁😈⚠️

#gravity falls #bill cipher #posts this at night so its not seen #yes hello this is my cringefail bill design that 12 year old me would weep over #human bill cipher #i dont like his normal clothes all too much but i love him hes probably my og babygirl #i gave him sleepy somft clothes and cute night time motifs cuz he deserves to be comfy while manipulating for funzies 🩷🩷🩷 #my art uwu

[pokikirapoki]

kiraori..... if you even CARE.....

#kof #the king of fighters #iori yagami #fanart #oc x canon #kof oc #kira #kiraori #pokibook #it's been so long since i've posted Art™️ on here that i fr had to think about how to tag my shit orz #anyways i named this ‘new favorite’ bc iori’s fav food is roast beef but after eating kira’s chuck roast it’s his new fav #he’ll never admit it tho cuz he’s so cringefail

[poppyseed799]

this is so funny for my sister and I’s limited life rp we started it from the beginning and we are spinning a wheel to decide boogeyman instead of following canon so we were worried things wouldn’t line up very well but the first two boogeymen were both Bdubs and he killed Skizz both times so we managed to keep the Skizz Bdubs rivalry consistent. Amazing.

#like yes obviously we were like ‘the boogeyman HAS to target Skizz’ like that was set up obviously #but the fact that it was still BDUBS?? SO HE HAD REASON TO BE MAD AT HIM AND IT WAS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS CANON?? #cuz yes we did do 3 boogeymen for the first day so bdubs got it twice in a row and killed Skizz twice in a row #it was PERFECT I’m so happy. #but yeah the rp is far from canon. clockers are called clocktors. they run a hospital. they’re also scientists. #traffic cringefail au #< that’s the official tag for the rp btw. cuz it’s an au.

[angeltism]

which of your qpps do you consider to be more pathetic (in an affectionate way)

WHAT OMG. um. um. um. um. um. um. um. well okay I don't think I could ever call Mary pathetic in any way whatsoever because ki simply. isn't. like out of all the things I adore about her, endearing patheticness isn't really something I think of? but I don't think Rook has ever done anything that I would call pathetic either.. idk they're both awesome and if I call one of them endearingly pathetic it means the other must be too bc I think of them rather the same in that area, they feel quite even to me? Shrug. Tough question.

Solution to this dilemma: I, Aqua Angeltism, am the endearingly pathetic qpp here because I love them both sooo much it makes me look stupid and I giggle to myself eeeevery day thinking about them both and how awesome they are and support them no matter what ♡

#➳ the fool's mail box #➳ sender; anonymous #GIGGLING RHIS WAS FUNNY AND I ACTUALLY THOUGJT REALLYYY HARD ABT THIS #bc aquallite usually has me being the silly pathetic guy (gender neu) ! but rook doesn't particularly feel pathetic (/aff) to me either #if anything i think he views himself that way much more than he actually is so i can't just pick him for this cuz i just don't really see it #howeverrrrr they both obviously have wonderful qualities that aren't cringefail-esque pathetic cat vibes ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ and i love them ♡♡♡♡ #i can be rhe sopping cat and i daresay most of the time i already am

[othercrossee]

I havent talk about flare not once at all, but flare is fucked up i should say that much

#z rambles #Flare is equally as cringefail and covered in blood as irida i think theyre both awful and cute #Halo has flare on a 24 hours watch list despite them being her personal assistant. That mf is banned from 18 Regions #One of the region being paldea #What did flare even do to have that happened cuz penny is a thief and mf got a job out of it #even worse. Halo was an elite 4 there too. Shit must've went down that halo despite being such a powerful figure couldn't do anything #Look man. Flare is just irida on steroids so IG it makes sense he's adarida descendsnt LMAOOOO #also. Flare is berrys aunt

[astrolavas]

Do you have any cursed Hunter headcanons? (cursed as the headcanons are cursed not hunter being cursed)

he uses a 13-in-1 shampoo/shower gel cuz he thinks it's most efficient 💔 (he redeems himself a bit during the timeskip though cuz he has more time to take care of himself and sometimes likes to actually chill and enjoy the scents and stuff + darius shows him Self Care, but back at the coven???? irredeemable i fear. efficiency above all) (i also have some serious thoughts abt the reasons behind this hc but that's for a more serious emo talk so ehehhh)

speaking of canon bi hunter, he has absolutely atrocious taste in fictional men. the rest of hexsquad always prepares for the worst when they're watching a movie and a terrible slash cringefail slash furry slash nerdy dude comes on screen and hunter starts clearing his throat to speak up. he's TERIBBLE

he bites into ice cream (and then always gets brainfreeze. fly high king 🕊️)

he has god-awful luck when it comes to getting sick/injured in the most stupid ways. like, AWFUL luck. this is my son crump he has every disease and he has been attacked by seagulls 10 times in one week

back in the human realm, especially during the first week, he'd always wake up dreadfully early and Want Chores (sth sth being raised in an environment where you're constantly expected to do things that'll "earn your place" there over and over again therefore not being able to understand that you can just exist somewhere and be taken care of by someone without them expecting anything in return, sth sth) so he'd just stand in a dark hallway like this 🧍 randomly. camila constantly getting near-heart attacks everytime she has to go to work early or has some vet emergency in the middle of the night cuz she just steps into the hallway and immediately sees mr autistic grimwalker's glowy pink eyes staring down at her and demanding daily chores. awful

he thinks facebook minion memes are hilarious unironically. he sends them to hexsquad's groupchat i'm afraid. he also loves those flashy glittery wolf videos/gifs/edits/images. he sends them to the groupchat also

#i have so many more but my brain is the size of a singular grape so when i'm actually asked abt my hcs they all fly away like butterflies #my toh talk #hunter toh #nicole answers #Anonymous

[penofwildfire]

I gave Vinny siblings because I need him to be messaging them one day and be like "So I've kinda been seeing this guy..." and they're like "Ooh??? We didn't even know you were gay tell us about him!!!" And he just starts describing the worst man you've ever met. Like can you imagine if your cringefail brother told you he was dating a divorced dad several hundred times his own age with anger issues who showed up at his apartment one day and doesn't have a job and doesn't pay rent and his teen/adult son hates him and won't talk to him and he's been to jail and also your brother won't even say the guy's name but he swears he's actually a really sweet guy like he only broke the TV remote twice I promise he's a good boyfriend cuz I'd be like BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE. DUMP HIS ASS.

Anyway Folson Family Propaganda 👍

#folson fam #listen it'd be so funny #I love survival but boy is garmadon a walking red flag #survivalshipping #vinny folson #vinny of ngtv news #garmadon #roomie!garmadon

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

Propaganda under the cut.

Han Sooyoung:

She's the designated morally grey person of her found family (they accepted her reluctantly cuz she did some evil (morally grey) stuff. She literally has to kill the protagonist multiple times (or be the one to take the initiative) because no one else wants to and she's the only one 'evil' enough to do it. She has such an interesting relationship with the 'completely morally good' characters in the story and by interesting I mean so gay and so fucked up! Also she's my cringefail babygirl and deserves to win. Did i mention the alternate universe where she saves everyone by dooming one person but her goal at the end is to abandon everyone anyway? The part where she destroys the world and passively kills thousands of people (they don't just die once either) and makes someone experience literal hell just to save one person... Yeah

honestly she kinda sucks but in a soaking wet cat way (affectionate). she might be a plagiarist but she did it better anyway (rip tls123). she's got a lot of problems, but luckily most of them can be solved by the massive amount of money she makes as an author and celestial twitch streamer, money which she also uses to publically flex multiple times. the first to come to mind is the time she went on a date and he was talking down to her, so she pulled out the keys to her expensive car and said he didn't make enough money for her (or something similar, either way she basically told him to fuck off). the problems that can't be solved by money exist because she is living through the apocalypse, and she's still successful despite that. she started a cult at the start of the apocalypse to make use of her plagiarism, which i think was also just a way for her to survive. she's replacing her smoking habit with lemon candy and we love to see a positive change like that

Nadja of Antipaxos:

Effortlessly girlboss. Bisexual icon that makes me swoon and want to smooch her. Eats people and drinks their blood. She'd have me for dinner and forget about it the next day (valid). Absolute icon and an inspiration to us all

She just is THAT bitch. She does whatever the fuck she wants. Turn a rabdom girl she spent some time with into a vampire? Yeah sure. Make up a vampire nightclub and then steal her own money from it? You go girl. She is a girlbossloser, she doesn't give a shit about it, and then cries about being a girlbossloser. Just. Iconic.

#poll #tournament poll #round 3 #han sooyoung #omniscient reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #nadja of antipaxos #nadja wwdits #wwdits #what we do in the shadows

[highoncatfood]

Yomi definitely had a phase in school where he believed he was secretly a vampire/monster and he'd try to subtly show signs of it to his classmates, while going "they'll never know my secret..." meanwhile his classmates are going "man yomi really likes cranberry juice" and yakou's going "Oh yeah. He's the one"

oh u bet he did. u dont even know how much i love imagining him being a cringy emo kid hes so special to me

i spent all night drawing some of it cuz these guys never leave my head and i love thinking abt them. leaving it kinda vague how old they both r here jst how its never specified in raincode but theyre in school still.. could be middle school could be highschool u decide

mullet yakou and hes pre top surgery here........ oughh my son. also yomi with a cane ^_^ oh also another hc i have is yomi chews on his shirt collars. all of his cool band tees r ruined

i always forget how freaking tall yakou is canonically.. he has shorty energy to me but i think itd be funny if he skyrocketed after highschool

and yeah yakou is not immune to yomis cringefail charm. and neither am i

#sorry it took so long to answer this i just got an inspiration boost ok #asks #ughhh i love them #im stealing them theyre my ocs now #catfood art #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #master detective archives #yakou furio #yomi hellsmile #yomiakou #meooowwwmoew

[roshellow29]

Idk why but I feel the need to rant about trolls band together so here's a warning for SPOILERS.

TL;DR I'll be talking shit about major conflict parts in the movie that I wished were handled differently >:((((

Please take caution (and a deep breath) reading this because I'm very bad at making sense when I ramble ok? Ok les go

OK SO.

The movie was great, loved the songs and I enjoyed branches family shenanigans, including supportive girlfriend poppy I've been WAITING FOR THIS (ifykyk)

But here are some things that bothered me that they could've definitely done differently

1. JOHN DORYS ENTIRE CHARACTER ARC- jd is great. He's actually my favorite! He's a cringefail boyfailiure and I love him for it. In the movie, his whole thing was that he was basically an ass who didn't listen to his siblings and always pressured and bossed them around. Cool, that's established. What's not is, Why??? It's really the whole "perfect family harmony" thing I guess.

Because later in the conflict he says that it was "hard being responsible for four younger siblings" (which bitch me too were litteraly the same) and that all they needed to be was perfect. what I don't understand is why? Why the whole perfect harmony? Where did it come from? They didn't say it was a big thing or that other bands did it? Would it get them more fame? Would it mean that they're perceived as the perfect brothers or something?? Also, why wasn't the grandmother more involved with the kids?? Did she pressure him to care for his siblings because their parents weren't involved or something? That's just one thing that's not really explained to me ig 🤔

And the whole thing that bothers me with jd is that he doesn't do the cliché "branch I'm sorry I was an asshole brother, and I wanna be a better troll to you and our bros. And blah blah blah" like they skip that entire potential jd apology??? I was expecting that with a hug?? I WANTED A HUG WITH BRANCH AND JD OK. He genuinely cares about him!!! You can see it, he really does. He's just bad at communicating. Like extremely - so they skipped that and just made him go, "We'll follow ur lead branch," and that's it.😐 no apology. No proper character development. Just him going "ok yeah I'll follow u one time." LIKE HUH. (This also includes the other siblings cuz they dipped on branch the same, and none of them said sorry!!)

OH and another thing. WHY WERE CLAY AND BRUCE SUCH ASSHOLES TO JD. ESPECIALLY CLAY. like I completely get it, he was an asshole, he pressured and bossed you around, we know that. But that was 20 PLUS YEARS AGO??? Like no you don't have to hug him but damn why r yall so cold???

I'm thinking that because I'm p sure they went no contact at all after they broke up. So how r they so sure he's still the way he was before?? (I mean they were kinda right but still) like you could've been super happy and then get disappointed later when trying to practice hitting the note. It would've made more sense to me idk. Like it just bothers me that they straight up ignore him- it's mean! (But I can't be too mad I mean they all have their reasons ig 🙄)

While we're on the topic of the family, on to my next point.

2. ROSIEPUFF AND HER DEATH. I think it was handled HORRIBLY. Like the whole movie I was just like "plz don't skip over it plz don't skip over it." And then branch drops the bomb on them right (which still caught me off guard like damn) and THEYRE DUMBFOUNDED, GREAT. And then after that there's NOTHING. NOTHING!?!??!?!?!? they don't mention it they don't apologize to branch for what he went through they don't take two seconds to mourn her they're just like "wait she dead?" And then fucking move on like. Why???? they don't question how, they don't question when branch was living in solidarity for 20 years, nothing. and I'm mad as fuck because that was part of Branches entire CHARACTER ARC in the first movie!! They don't mention he was gray they don't mention he didn't sing they don't mention anything. He went through that for 20 YEARS, ALONE. and they don't mention it. I rlly hated that- like they rlly didn't care.

Anyway.

Third smaller topic that I thought was gonna happen

3. I thought clay was gonna end up going, "actually yknow what, I AM fun" and then embrace himself because hes most definitely goofy. But nah they left him trying so hard to convince himself he's serious, and tbh he just came across as branch 2.0.

Alright moving on!!

4. I'm mad they didn't include a little flashback of viva and poppy being inseparable until the escape happened. Like I know popps was an infant but at the same time troll kids talk the day they're born, so it would've been nice to see them be together at least once before they separated.

Also.

I WANNA DECK PEPPY IN THE FACE. you lost your daughter and instead of MOURNING her and spreading her memory you decided to act like she didn't EXIST. WHY. like he was obviously depressed and sad but why didn't you tell poppy stories of her when she was a kid or something? And keep her memory alive??

(And sure. There's the thing with "They weren't gonna give poppy a sister until now" but I feel like they could've at least made poppy remember a small flashback is what I'm saying.)

Idk. I just wish it was handled differently like why is peppy keeping so much shit to himself lmao.

Oh yeah and then there's just my little nitpick and it's that I wish they included the troll leaders in the wedding sequence ok they're all friends they should've been invited ok I just wanted to see them again 😭(totally not saying thus cuz world tour is my fav but I am)

Anyway, yeah! I think this is just what mainly bothers me about the movie. I just feel like the conflict was handled poorly. But either than that it's still a good watch. I like it a lot :D

If you read this far, God damn you like to read, and thanks for dealing with my stupid thoughts!

If not, that's OK lol.

#this is long #but i needed to get it out #great movie #solid 8/10 #go watch trolls world tour #trolls #trolls band together #rant #long ass post #text #tbt spoilers #trolls band together spoilers

[imlivinginyourtrashcan]

Hi hello and howdy

Since I can't contain my thoughts here's all the "Mirage" logicistics. Basically they either swap or enhance ones personality, heres a few examples:

Mirage Lenore is way more looney and impulsive, with a practically nonexistant off switch having to be dragged off screaming before she sets anything on fire, her group mainly sticks with her for fear of their own lives and she and Annabel are ALLOWED TO BE GAY!!! HOORAY!!! They still have the pretend to hate each other thing but thats mainly due to Annabel's paranoia

Mirage Duke is a shit magician who constantly looses parts of his tricks, he's also like WAYYY too overdramatic, the kinda mf to fall over if you steal his chip,

"MY CHIP!!"

"Its... its just a crisp.."

"I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!"

"Oh my god..."

So yeah, pathetic cringefail looser LMFAO, but he is the kinda person to pull a "OMG MY BEST FRIEND! MOVE!" And shove whoever out of his way

Mirage Pluto is if you took a wet cat and made him a golden retriever. He's very hyperactive, social, easily distracted. Mf is like "wanna hear abt my hyperfixations?!" Talks and doesn't wait for an answer a neat thing i did with some characters Mirage's is i inverted stuff abt them like hair, emblems, all that. He still thinks M! Duke's magic is cool

Mirage Berenice is a feral little creature, constantly biting or nibbling on things (mainly Eulalies arm, or her own. I dont think chewlery exists in the victorian era). She's also the queen of being unhinged, in spectre form shes somewhat normal at least. For the most part she's in her own world

Mirage Eulalie is the mean autistic, less into creepy/old things n thinks their lame and/or weird. She's the one dragging Berenice around and keeping the gang from falling apart. Her and M! Morella really out here sharing the only group braincell, shes also blunt as fuck and wont hesitate to tell you you look bad. I wanted to lean more into the japanese part of her character so she just kinda- speaks more of it now (lol idk how else to explain it)

Mirage Morella, like M! Eulalie, is a mean autistic. She's less emotional, and more of "I dont give a damn just get me out of here.", sticks with whatever group she's feelin that day tbh. Won't tell you you look bad, will probably just call you a dumbass and leave

Mirage Annabel is kinda like regular Annabel but without the "Life is like chess" mentality. So more jumpy, kinda a walking talking mental breakdown waiting to happen. Excess paranoia and increase of hallucinations cus pookie and I decided we aren't giving her a break

Mirage Prospero is no longer fancy and polite, he is sopping wet germaphobic wet cat. He will go through great lengths to avoid disease, faints around blood and puke, screams at the sight of his own rats (or just rats/bugs in general), actively raising his and Annabel's blood pressure with how scardy he is.

Mirage Montresor is imo the funniest one cuz he's just a polite little gentleman, doin all the chivalry shit like opening doors, pushing chairs in and out, saying his pleases/thank yous/welcomes, he's even calling everyone "Sir" and "Ma'am". He's still an asshole, but you really gotta provoke him to see that

Tbh, I didn't think much abt Mirage Will since Will to me is kinda just there as Monty's lackey who gets kicked around. SO he's less of a pushover, more demanding, up and refuses what people tell him, bullies M! Monty, he tried bullying M! Ada and M! Morella but bro got his ass kicked. On top of it, he's unfortunately more sexist and stubborn. No more people pleasing ig 🤷‍♀️

Finally, Mirage Ada. What I wanted to do for her is have her be an absolute girlboss who is always serving 100% of the time. Everything she does is her choice and for her and her friends, and and and shes Aroace too, pretty chill when she has to reject someone just like:

"Hey i like u"

"Oh! I don't feel the same but we can still be friends?"

"Ok"

EPIC HIGH FIVE

She also beat M! Will up, good for her

So uh, yeah! Thats all i got. If you have questions, feel free to comment or ask in the askbox. :)

#nevermore webcomic #annabel lee webtoon #nevermore webtoon #lenore nevermore #lenore vandernacht #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee nevermore #duke nevermore #pluto nevermore #eulalie nevermore #berenice nevermore #prospero nevermore #will nevermore #morella nevermore #nevermore fanfic

[ultimateloserboy]

im back with another fluffybird post baby!! yall are so wrong about how they flirt with eachother. i hate to use the word flirting cuz i feel like theyre too nonsensical to flirt like normal people but thats the closest word to describe it. i hate to talk about this cuz its kind of cringe but it’s literally suggested in canon, so as the #1 fluffybird poster i lay down my dignity and will talk about the cringefail puppet men. im sure some people need help writing them and their dynamic so here i am to deliver

to put it simply- duck is the forward one, because that’s literally his whole character. BUT, thats the problem. duck says things like theyre common sense, and usually in an argumentative way. so when duck is saying sweet things like “we’re close, you’re my best friend” it doesn’t get taken seriously and just turns into a petty little comedic argument. because nobody takes duck seriously, and red guy is DEEP in denial anyway. so duck could be like “we’ve been married for fifty years our anniversary is tomorow” and red guy would be like “we never got married, what the hell are you talking about?” and duck would pull out photos of a random straight couple at the alter and be like “look i have pictures in the house wallet” and a laughtrack would play or whatever

but the thing about red guy is, when hes being sweet to the other two it means a LOT more because of how distanced he tends to keep himself. duck EXPECTS an argument when he says nice things to red guy, so if red guy says “yeah actually we DID get married fifty years ago it was quite nice” duck will have no clue what to say. he’ll be absolutely flabbergasted. duck isnt used to people returning his affections (at least not the people he wants. rip yellow guy) so when red guy repeats ducks words it throws him for a loop.

basically im spreading flustered duck propaganda, but in the sense that hes also forward. hes flustered when red guy properly responds cuz he cant take what he dishes out. this is post-fridge scene, to clarify. the whole marriage argument would be pre-fridge scene. i think they’d communicate differently depending on where they are in their character arcs, which is kind of a circle, considering their memory loss n all. anyway goodnight fluffybird nation

#fluffybird #red guy x duck #dhmis #dont hug me im scared #dhmis duck #dhmis fandom #dhmis red guy #duck guy #red guy #duck dhmis #red guy dhmis

[halfetirosie]

Important info from the Desert of Dusk PV! (Part 2: Dante edition)

AKA the continuation of me losing my mind over this adorably cringefail KING

(This post 'gon be LONG)

(For some reason this post wasn't showing up in the tags?? I messed around with it so hopefully it's fixed now??)

PFFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! DAY-DRINKER DANTE STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

2. This dramatic entry KILLS ME!!!!! XD Dude, you know Dante thinks he's being SO COOL here too, I CANNOT--

3. And then we get the devs once again validating me with the zoom-in on his legs!!!!

(*Cut to: me, tripping and falling flat on my face cuz I was too busy staring*)

Nah, you know what? Lemme just rant about this for a sec; in so many posts and (much moreso) fanfics, I've seen people poking fun at Dante's figure, saying he has no meat on his bones and he doesn't have an ass, and I'm like?????? His body is beautiful tho, the hell?????

I know they're saying it in good fun and because teasing Dante is basically a rite of passage, but how can they NOT see the charm here--especially THOSE LEGS, HOT DAMN!!!! Just because his beefiness is not the fluffy-beefiness of Olivine and Edmond doesn't mean he ain't still tasty....

Okay, rant over, moving on!

4. I AM PUMPED FOR THE INCOMING LORE ABOUT THE TRIAL DANTE WENT THROUGH AND GETTING HIS TATTOOS

I feel like this event has a lot of potential for Dante to work through his past fire-spirit-related trauma

5. BOOB GRAB!!! and also LET'S APPRECIATE HOW PRETTY DANTE'S HAND IS!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!

and last but certainly not least:

6. LOOK AT HIM!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

PONYTAIL DANTE:

YOU GET THE BENEFITS OF A CUTE-ASS HAIRSTYLE PLUS UNLIMITED ACCESS TO HIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HANDSOME FACE

PURCHASE YOUR PONYTAIL DANTE TODAY!!!!

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

#nu carnival #nu: carnival #nu carnival dante #he is so silly yet so hot