#cute puppies doing funny thi

[danish8700]

Try to not Lough funny cat and dog moments 🐈😸

#funny dog videos #funny cat videos #funny dog #cute and funny cat videos #funny cats #funny dogs #funny dog video #funny cat video #dog #funny cat #cute puppies doing funny thi #cute pets doing funny things #funny #cute dogs

[modernsuperhero]

Who are these fun characters and why are they taking over my dash? /pos /please tell me abt your blorbos

i'm assuming you mean these little guys:

These guys are my newest silliest dudes from the webcomic School Bus Graveyard! It's free to read on webtoons here and is currently in talks to get a TV adaptation soon so now is 1000% the time to be getting into it!! It's basically a supernatural mystery about six high school freshmen from Georgia who go on a field trip and end up sucked into a demon dimension every time it hits midnight! It's super cool - the pacing is very good imo, a good balance of the Main Plot (oh no we need to survive the Demon Dimension again, also Why Are We In A Demon Dimension) with character development and backstory stuff!

The characters are badass but in a way I feel is very realistic? Like, not just "oh i'm the protagonist suddenly i know how to judo flip armies the moment i'm in danger" but more like "i'm going to train for months in self defense classes to build up some basic muscles" kinda way. The characters themselves are also pretty well fleshed out - they're not just the typical archetypes. Like, the "weak bullied nerd kid" isn't JUST a weak bullied nerd kid, he has well developed motivations and backstory and simultaneously realistic and satisfying character growth.

There are implied potential/future romances but it is so NOT the core point of the story, so whether or not that's your thing you can either ignore it or get excited about it in equal measure. The characters also aren't just edgy and gritty "we must deal with this alone... augh misery woe is us..." they actively do what they can to use all the resources available to them (including trying to get help from their parents, which is an ick for me in other media when the kid protagonists just refuse to ask for help? or assume they can't without trying? anyway).

I would say to be careful about any warnings at the beginning of specific chapters, because some can get quite violent.

The six main characters, without giving to many spoilers, are as follows under the cut (cuz this got long):

The protagonist Ashlyn, an asocial ballerina with her loving ex-military parents, who has a condition that gives her incredibly sensitive/enhanced hearing (she ends up using this to help detect the monsters after them, since they're otherwise silent to the other protagonists!)

Aiden, a creepily-smiley ex-homeschooled rich kid who has no concept of social convention or personal space. Has forcibly chosen Ashlyn to be his friend during his first year in school against her will and ends up accidentally setting off the chain of events leading to the Plot. (I love him. He definitely has Every Mental Illness <3)

Ben, Aiden's incredibly physically intimidating cousin, who is mute and so, so sweet and gentle and follows Aiden like his shadow, in part to take care of him when Aiden's antics get him injured and in part because Ben's muteness makes it incredibly difficult for people to understand him. Aiden, however, can understand his nonverbal communications with ease

Taylor, a friendly girl's girl who tries (often in vain) to befriend Ashlyn. Is also a talented mechanic who ends up putting googly eyes on her weapon once they end up in the Demon Dimension. She's the most Emotionally Aware Person Here but also she's like, 15, so, the bar is on the floor

Tyler, Taylor's twin brother, a somewhat aggressive and rude baseball jock who mostly Minds His Own Damn Business aside from his clinginess to Taylor. In fact they wear matching outfits in almost every episode of the comic it's so funny and cute. Is often found fighting bullies to defend their victims so i forgive him for all his own asshole crimes he's just a dude. he's one of my little guys

Logan, who is canonically compared to a puppy. Shy, intelligent, and incredibly empathetic! My partner's favorite character who has one of the best character arcs so far imo. Likes photography, astrology, and gardening. I think they should give him more guns, as a treat. He can never have enough

anyways thank you for the ask! overall i highly recommend - it's still ongoing, we're currently in the middle of season two!! the mystery is unfolding, there's funny and sweet moments along with the intense ones, and i am INVESTED. :DDDDDD

#school bus graveyard #ashlyn banner #aiden clark #ben clark #taylor hernandez #tyler hernandez #logan fields

[can-ya-guess-my-curent-obsession]

I have a request!

Dad Murdoc x child reader like A father and daughter relationship if it’s okay with you? 😁💚

Dadoc with a Daughter

WRITERS NOTES: Hi❤️. I had a huge Dadoc obsession at one point in time. Sorry this is super late. Hope you have a lovely day anon! 🙂

Edited: Nope

All art in this post is mine

TW: Curssing, Mudz hate 2D, fighting

Characters:

/Gorillaz/

Murdoc

Murdoc never expected to be dad, never thought about it, nor ever want to be a dad

But here he is...

But that doesn't matter because after some initial hesitation he was determined to do better than his dad did

Thank satan for Noodle

Noodle gave Mudz some experience rasing a girl

Without her Murdoc would be a bit all over the place with raising y/n

Noodle was y/n's big sis to little y/n and essentially a mentor, and Murdoc approves 100%

Murdoc hates the idea 2D being anywhere near his kid

Mudz would death glare 2D everytime Mudz daughter would innocently ask 2D to play with her

Murdoc is still a fairly insecure person so he tends to be very protective of his kid out of fear the kid would leave them

So he can be a bit defensive about things like relationships, things happening and he doesn't know about it(it could be something really small and doesn't matter but to him it matters), Mudz kid being far away for to long, ect...

But it's funny because Murdoc's also like really chill. He'd let his kid do a lot of things- and get away with a lot of things. Like in school for example he doesn't give much of a shit about how you do.

For two reasons, one he doesn't want to be a stick in mud dad, and second his daughter is his angel who he has a hard time saying 'no' to

Mudz may not be the most attentive as he struggels with geting along with children- but good satan is this kid quite spoiled-

Like I said he had a hard time saying no, but mostly to certain things becuase while he's may be a bit weak hearted when it comes to his kid Murdoc is still strong headed

So Mudz would put his foot down and would eventually learn how to somewhat discipline his kid with the help of the band

Growing up Murdoc and his daughter would have little petty fight, it's hilarious to watch A full grown man debate a 5 year old on whether her bed time should be 11pm or 10pm

Like I previously mentioned he hates being long distance and a big contributer to this is when y/n was really young like 3 or 4 Murdoc had to leave his kid for the first time- it was for a concert tour so he was gone for a good while and he was anxious the longer he was away from home and the thing that set his hatred for being long distance in stone is when Murdoc came back his daughter complained and gave him puppy dog eyes and that was all Murdoc needed to start bring his kid on tour with him

So from every tour on he takes his kid with him and it doesn't matter if his daughter doesn't want to, up until the age 16-18 the kid will be coming with him

Murdoc is very conflicted when it comes to his daughter dating

Like I said Murdoc doesn't want to be a stink in the mud but he hates the idea of losing his kid to someone else- which causes him to become defensive and conflicted when it comes to his daughters love life and relationships

Murdoc doesn't really care on whether his daughter dates men, women, or the in-between but rather he cares about if their good enough, and to Murdoc no one's ever damn good enough for his precious daughter

"The Fuck is this piece of crap doing in my house!?"

"Pops that's my partner...."

"Why would a Niccals date this piece of shit! You're a Niccals y/n you're better than this.."

But if y/n gets more defensive about their partner Murdoc will back off a bit- in fear of that this might hurt the relationship with his daughter

"Who the fuck is that- and why are they hear!?"

"That my partner Dad! The person I care about... jeez..."

But if their two defensive and get angry, well then Murdoc gets angry too- and well then a fight might start

Speaking of fighting, the whole cute petty fighting thing continues into adulthood because if Murdocs daughter is anything like Murdoc that their heard headed and this caused petty fighting

As a kid Murdoc tried to give his daughter every opportunity he could give them- any progran, schooling, extracurricular activities, all of it- he wants his kid to live her dream like he did

"Heh, 'Course we can get some ice cream, only the best for my kid."

#gorillaz x reader #murdoc x reader #murdoc niccals #Dadoc

[medea10]

Medea Plays Pokemon Scarlet & Violet: Part II

This game has a lot of options on where you should go and what you should do. I’ve been bouncing around thanks to the open world concept.

As I mentioned in my prior post with that ewwie-looking fella in the school uniform, anybody can be at school at any age. Pokemon Scarlet/Violet is no exception here. Even this 60 year old can be a student. Let’s do some investigations on the titans.

Surprisingly, only one of the titan pokemon has been destructive and yes it’s Bombirdier.

Even the Pokedex advises you not to take photos of the falling boulders. Not gonna stop me from doing something reckless.

At first, you fight them. But then in mid-battle, they stop, look for a glowing plant, eat it, and become an even bigger bastard. That’s when Arven steps in and fights alongside you against these formidable foes.

Oh fuck.

That’s a cursed face right there. That’s a face that says, “I ate your puppy. He tasted like love”.

Arven has a legitimate reason for making you go up against these overgrown pokemon. And in a heartbeat, he became my favorite character.

He’s doing it for his ailing pokemon. Apparently, those herb mysticas the giants eat have something in them that help with certain ailments. He’s helping this little fella see and walk again.

Arven, I’m sorry I judged you harshly before. You’re an all-star. Time to make some sandwiches.

Koraidon will eat the sandwich and learn a hidden move like dash, jump higher, climb, swim, and glide. That solves the HM dilemma. Let’s pop in on campus to see what’s up.

If Gible is going to teach us how to blow up a Piplup with Draco Meteor, I’m going to enjoy this class.

Dawn’s Piplup being blasted with Draco Meteor will never not be funny.

You can take classes from a wide variety of teachers and subjects.

Hey look, Professor Laventon made his way onto this game. That’s nice.

The teachers will always go to you for the correct answer because you apparently stick out like a sore thumb and you can’t sit behind a fat guy and remain unnoticed. I seriously hate being called on.

Hey look, Mr. Salvatore made a nod to Professor Bellis from Pokemon Masters Ex. That’s nice.

When you’re not taking classes, you can sometimes talk to your instructors and get close to them in the process.

Like helping Miss Dendra out with her cooking. Dude, the home-ec bruh told you to put some butter on them bread slices. But no, you had to be little Miss Al Roker and say...

This is actually a fun school. I see no downside to thi...

And I’m overcome with PTSD suddenly.

Yeah, there’s midterms and final exams. Even hearing those words, years after getting my degree still makes me break out in a cold sweat. Thanks Pokemon.

It sure feels good to fill in all of those empty spaces with your blood on the answer sheet, doesn’t it? Get the fuck outta here with that cute class banter, Mr. Jacq-strap.

“the oranges of Paldea”

Who wrote this test, Donald Trump?

AHH, couldn’t get through a shit-post trilogy without making fun of Donald Trump. I ain’t even sorry.

I swear, if I went to a Pokemon University, I would have graduated Magna Cum Laude instead of...actually, I graduated with a 3.48. I’m satisfied with that accomplishment. Okay, let’s head on to the Team Star situation.

Director Clavell (or “Clive”) and the unseen hacker want you to infiltrate all of the Team Star hideouts and challenge each of their leaders. But before you do that, you have to defeat 30 pokemon in under 10 minutes. Then comes the leader.

*clears throat*

I have a theory. Hear me out. This is Grimsley’s son. I am convinced of this. And let me go further. Grimsley had a son with some woman from Naples. Soon after, Grimsley ditched the family. Unnamed mother and Giacomo move to Alola where Unnamed mother starts dating Guzma. Guzma has Giacomo hang out with his Team Skull members while he smashes Unnamed mother. Team Skull get Giacomo interested in deejaying. They break up a few years later. Unnamed mother and Giacomo move to Paldea. Here we are.

I stand by this theory.

After you defeat the 30 pokemon in under 10 minutes and defeat the leaders and their pokemon AND their giant pokemon automobile, we get flashbacks to 18 months ago when Team Star got started.

Like Atticus was the one who gave everyone their own personal design. He even made Mela’s boots. I guess Atticus is the reason why Mela walks around like a Monty Python character.

While I’m on Atticus. He’s like if Kakkashi-sensei had a femme son that spoke like David Cross playing a warlock. I ain’t even sorry.

After defeating a Team Star area, the hacker gives you some LP money. And then Penny comes and gives you items for crafting TM’s. Okay, let’s do gym battles.

Just like with finding the Sunflora in Brassius’s gym, you have to do some crazy gym test. Like in Katy’s gym where you have to push a giant olive through an obstacle course.

Or indulge Iono during her live stream by finding Director Clavell in a crowd of people. A shotty attempt at a Where’s Waldo if I ever saw one.

Or bid on some food. At least the gym leader here gives you money and let’s you keep what’s left.

Despite what I said in the prior post, there will be some gym tests where you get asked to battle by someone. Like one of Iono’s fans or a gym assistant who thinks you’re getting to close to Kofu.

Now you can trounce these gym leaders.

Iono, I don’t like that you keep saying “friendo”. I’m getting major Javier Bardem callbacks whenever I see it.

And don’t forget Nemona wants to battle.

She really loves battling. And she will follow you to the ends of the earth just to battle you again and again and again. You could be dead. And she would dig up your corpse, hire a necromancer to bring you back to life, and beg you to battle her.

I think that’s all I’ll do for this shit-post. Time for a sandwich break.

To be continued.

#pokemon #pokemon scarlet and violet #nemona #arven #iono #bombirdier #gible #director clavell #team star #atticus #giacomo

[tinyidle]

Look bestie, idk if hard hours are open but whatever, you'll read it when you read it. I am frothing about how seonghwa/hongjoong/yunho...actually I'll include San & jongho as well, how they would all love it when their partners are shy & embarrassed. It has me thinking thoughts!

I'll have thoughts come up about the others but right now I'm just imaging how Yunho would make the perfect 'first bf' because I think he would just be excited to be your first & he would just make you feel so special about yourself. I think he would tease the absolutely loving heck out of you whilst doing it, 'aww you look so cute when you blush for me'.

Imagine when you start getting intimate with him and you're like undressing & you're covering yourself because it's all new for you, he would just look at you with those puppy dog eyes and rub shoulders & say in a soothing manner, 'you have a beautiful body bunny, let me see all of it'.

Plus, when you've grown more confident with him, he would definitely use it as a way to humiliate you, just imagine you're pinned underneath him & you're all red in the face because even though you've been together a long time, you're still self-conscious. He would look down at you and coo at you in a mocking tone, 'aww is my sweet bunny still shy after all this time? Maybe I need to f*ck the embarrassment out of you mmh?'

yunho is bias wrecking everyone i see... it's okay, me too. (fem!reader)

he'd be very gentle with you, whether it'd be your first time with him or your first time in general. reassuring you how perfect you and your body is, and how happy he is to be able to show you what he can to help you feel that way. when he's given you the courage you needed to be around him shamelessly in more intimate times, that gentle act would soon dissolve into gentle aftercare. during the sex, however, expect him to make you flustered for the things you asked for, making you either repeat yourself or even tear up from him teasing you constantly. "look at you... you were so innocent before. but, now, bunny, even your own friends wouldn't recognize the slut in front of them. too bad that only ill be able to see you in this pretty state." if you try to even show an ounce of timidity he'd probably either fuck you with a teasing tone or threaten to record your moans and pleads for your friends to hear.

now for hongjoong. i can't remember the atiny tumblr writer here (please let me know who so i can credit them properly!), but they wrote a small fic of hongjoong fucking you in front of his mirror on the ceiling. i melted when i read that. hongjoong would take his time with you in the beginning, being as vanilla as possible. but the moment you say that you want your sex life with him to go further, he'd go feral. if you were to get shy and flustered whenever he'd dip his hands into your shorts while watching a movie or something, his smirk would appear. "are you really getting embarrassed over something as simple as this? well, let's see how embarrassed you'll really get when the good stuff comes." good stuff as in making you ride him with your head being forced in place to watch from the mirror where you and he connected.

idk why i think this but seonghwa and san might be the same person when regarding corruption. they, like the others, are sweet. so sweet you think you got a toothache (pls laugh im funny). once you told them that you can get into the kinkier side of things, let's say that you almost wished you hadn't.

seonghwa would make you and him play a more dependent relationship; ddlg if you will. he wouldn't make you do things you wouldn't want to, but he'd love when you'd turn your head and whine that licking his cock like a lollipop was too dirty. he'd chuckle before lifting your chin up with his thumb and index finger. "but you said it like that earlier on. baby, are you shy? or are you misbehaving. bad girls get punished, you know."

san would probably do the same thing, except he'd probably gaslight you into thinking you said something you didn't, but he knows you want to because he read the journal you kept and often shared with him (he would read the pages you kept hidden). "i thought you wanted daddy to fuck you hard today. isn't that what baby wants." you, feeling bashful would turn your head. "uh-uh, look at me or else you won't get what you want," he said while rubbing along your inner thighs, so close yet so far to where you want him.

jongho. oh my god jongho. he knows his strength, you know his strength, everyone knows his strength. he's strong everywhere: his vocals, his physique, his willpower. he felt honored that you gave him the permission to share your first ever sexual experience with him, and he made it memorable. but since then he's always treated you like a porcelain doll bound to break. when you finally told him to ruin you (and actually tried to by 'pinning him' to the bed and starting to ride him, he couldn't take it anymore. he picked you up and pounded you against the wall. when you were on the verge of cumming and babbled out how you were close, he laughed. "why are you so mindless now? you wanted me to be rough, and here i am. do you want your friends to see you in this state: so fucked out like this? tell me, love." then and there you would burst.

a/n i was reading other writers' answers to this ask and let's just say that i liked it a lot 😏

#ateez smut #ateez headcanon #im on a roll with atz shit these days

[hops-hunny]

Distance Makes the Heart Grow

CHAPTER 6

Series Masterlist

Pairing: Mafia Boss!Neville Longbottom x Reader

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 2.8k

Summary: (Y/n) lives a normal life. But that’s the issue, it’s normal, it’s plain, and it’s growing boring. Everyday she wishes for something, anything to spice up her life. But, when her old school friend (and crush) shows up at her bakery with a new look (and what looks like a new life), what will it bring for her? Will their puppy love grow? Will his big secret lead to the end of them or will it spark a new beginning?

Warnings: mentions of sex, suggestive conversations, fluff, fingering, soft smut

A/N: A little treat for the horndogs <3

"O-oh god! It's too big Nev, 's not gonna...c-can't-"

"Oh It's going to fit, don't worry pretty girl. Daddy's gonna fuck you so good. You want that, don't you baby?" He asked, cooing as she nodded frantically, tongue lulled out the side of her mouth. Neville had barely gotten past the tip before she began whining, crying about how big he was. He couldn’t help but lose control, shoving himself deep inside her, pistoning his hips at an ungodly pace. His eyes lingered on her chest, entranced by the hypnotic sway that they had due to his thrust. Pinning her hands to the bed, their eyes locked in an intense moment. 

“O-oh fuck princess, you’re so tight. You gonna cum? Hm? Gonna make a-”

“Nev?” he snapped up, a heavy gasp leaving his lips as looked to his side. (Y/n) sat there, a confused look on her face. “Are you alright? I think you were having a nightmare. You kept making a bunch of noises in your sleep!” he felt his face flush, clearing his throat as he looked away from her. His heart began to race as she climbed into his lap, turning his face towards hers. He looked at her, hoping his nerves weren't clear on his face. Due to the snickers he heard in the background, he was certain it was obvious to just about everyone but her what the issue was. 

“Hey um, petal, you might wanna move.” he whispered to her, trying to keep her hips from his troubled area.

“Why?” she asked, tilting her head once more as she moved back. Her eyes widened at the newfound breeze on her rear due to her skirt being lifted up. Not sure of what the cause was she moved back slightly, gasping at the feeling of something hard and long against her ass. Suddenly it all set in, he was- “O-oh. I’m sorry Nev.” she squeaked, quickly hopping from his lap. She smoothed down her skirt, clearing her throat as she eyed everyone in the room awkwardly. While the pair seemed flustered, the team couldn’t get enough of the interaction.

“Well I guess it’s clear why you’re the boss now.” Fred said, laughing as he motioned to the large tent in the man’s pants. George gave him a low five, joining him in his laughter as Neville glared at them all. Who were they to make him feel embarrassed? Standing up he adjusted the tent in his pants but despite his efforts, his dick was still prominent through his slacks.

“Poor (Y/n). She’s not gonna live to see another day after that thi-”

“Would you lot quit it?! When the fuck are we landing?” Neville growled at the bunch, causing the laughter to cease. Everyone knew what it was like to deal with an enraged Neville and that was the last thing they wanted. If the plane hadn't already landed, he’d shoot it right out the sky.

“We’ve actually just landed, boss. I was going to tell you before this little…situation that just occurred. Your bags have already been brought to the villa to ensure we have maximum time to scope out the museum.” Harrison said, giving the man a nod. He hummed, giving him a nod. “In the meantime, the city is yours to roam girls. We’ll be sending two men with you for your safety.” he snapped his fingers and two tall men appeared, their scary appearance paired with “tourist” clothing. What was supposed to be a disguise was just a funny sight of two muscle heads in brightly colored floral shirts. The (h/c) haired girl walked over to the leader, tugging on his sleeve some. He looked down at her, face softening at the pout on her face.

“Will we be able to spend some time together eventually? I know this is technically a work trip for you but I-I’d really like to spend time with you.” she said, making his heart melt. She never failed to make his heart burst, unreasonably cute without even trying. He had already planned on making time for her but now it wasn’t just something on his list, but his main priority. Stroking her cheek gently he put a soft kiss on her forehead.

“ ‘Course petal. In the meantime,” he leaned down sucking on the skin below her ear as he let out a chuckle, “Why don’t you go buy yourself something pretty for me?” her eyes widened but she nodded regardless, looking at him with a shocked expression as he pulled away. Before she could respond Twyla began to drag her, yanking her down the stairs of the jet.

“Come on babes! We’ve got some shopping to do.”

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“Was it really necessary to send them with us?” (Y/n) whispered, looking over her shoulder at the two large men that had been following them from a distance. “I mean, everyone’s looking!” she hissed, pointing to a group of people that were pointing and whispering to them. Twyla shrugged, a subtle skip to her walk.

“Just means we look important! You worry too much, babes. We’re on an expense paid trip to Italy and we don’t have to pay for any of these clothes? There could literally be an angry mob after us and that still wouldn’t kill my mood!” she sighed, still noticing the girl’s tense mood. “Plus, Neville would want you to enjoy yourself. Speaking of him…” she grabbed the girl’s hand, walking into the lingerie store on the left. She looked at her confused.

“Why are we here? Nev already bought me underwear.” she asked, following Twyla as she began to grab different sets off the racks. Another layer of confusion was added on when she noticed that she wasn’t grabbing her own size. Twyla let out a snort, throwing the small pile that she had somehow amassed into her arms.

“Don’t be ridiculous! You’re telling me after today’s little ordeal that you haven’t noticed? Your hottie has definitely been thinking of banging your brains out.” she said, giggling at the girl’s bashful expression. “I’m only telling the truth! And judging by your reactions, you’ve been thinking about it too.” she pondered her words for a moment. It wasn’t not not true. She most certainly had thought about Neville in more unsavory ways. Even before their reuniting, (Y/n) always thought about him as she attempted to get herself off, imagining they were his hands touching her bringing her to a well deserved climax. However anytime she’d get close, she’d become overwhelmed with the thought that what she had been doing was shameful. Masturbating to her old crush from school? What could be more dirty?

“I-I guess I have thought about it once or twice..” she admitted. “B-but I don’t have the balls to just walk out in something like this! What if he laughs at me?” Twyla gawked at the girl, blinking repeatedly. She could not believe her ears.

“Are you kidding me?! The only sound that will be leaving that man’s mouth is the sound of him telling you to get on your knees.” she responded, turning back around to look through the racks for more. “Plus, it’s not like you have to pounce on the man. All I’m saying is wait for the right time, maybe after a nice dinner or something then boom, whip out the goods. You’ve got everything to gain and nothing to lose. If that’s all then let’s check out then go get massages! I’m making you pamper yourself this trip. Merlin knows you need a break.”

(Y/n) was thankful for Twyla’s pep talk knowing the blonde was right. Neville would like anything she did; it was just a matter of when she should do it.

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And pampering they had done. (Y/n) and Twyla had been to just about every ritzy spot Italy had to offer them. After their shopping trip, the taller girl had taken them to get massages. It was funny how the masseuse instantly knew it was her first time from the abundance of knots in her back and when the man was done? She was most certainly an inch taller! They also had gone for manicures (despite having done that a few days ago..). Being bold she decided to get a set out of her comfort zone which she was beyond satisfied with. But the hot Italian sun combined with all the running around had tired her out, resulting in the driver bringing them to the villa.

The villa wasn’t as big as Neville’s second manor but was still insanely big. After the bodyguard had carried her bags to her room for her, she climbed into the brand new silk robe she had gotten, laying on the bed drinking the smoothie the maid had gotten for her. It was nice, just being able to relax. Throughout her years of working, (Y/n) rarely took off days. A lot of the time she’d even cover shifts for employees that couldn’t make it and even when the bakery was closed she would come in, fixing things up and tidying up mindlessly. Numerous times Twyla had caught the girl there when she wasn’t supposed to be and forced her to go home out of concern for her health.

Her eyes fluttered open at the sound of the bedroom door opening, widening with enthusiasm as she saw the tattooed man in the doorway, a bouquet of flowers in his hands. Hopping up she ran over to him, jumping into his arms which he gladly accepted, holding her tightly. “I missed you.”

He smiled, setting the flowers down to hold her better before placing a soft peck to her lips. “I missed you too, love. I left early so I could spend some time with you.” his eyes moved to the bags in the corner of the room, chuckling at the large pile. “I’m guessing your shopping trip was successful?” she felt her face heat up at his lack of knowledge of the lingerie that lay within one of them.

“I guess you could say that. Come, come! I wanna relax with you.” she began dragging him over to the bed, straddling him once he was situated. They sat in a comfortable silence with Neville holding the girl close to his chest, just appreciating the closeness he had with her. Since they’re reunion, every intimate moment, be it sexual or not, had been interrupted by some instance where he was needed somewhere else. He hadn’t been able to spend nearly as much time as he wanted with her but now he had her all to himself. His hands rubbed at her back gently until he got bored, deciding to test the waters. He knew it’d take a while before they’d get anywhere near what happened in his dream but he was willing to wait. He’d do anything to be able to touch her, feel her in a way that was less than innocent. As he gripped at her ass with one hand he brought the other one up to her cheek, cupping it as he pulled her into a deep and sensual kiss.

She gladly accepted, kissing back as she brought herself closer to him, playing with the bits of loose hair at the base of his neck. He began to nibble on her lip before pulling away, trailing open mouthed kisses down her neck. A mewl sounded from her, causing him to pull away slowly. Gripping at her waist above her robe, he gazed into her eyes intently. “You wearin’ anything under here?” he asked, watching as she looked down, shaking her head. “No? God you’re making it so hard for me to not just fuck you right here.” he sighed some, reaching for the ties on her robe. He stopped, looking at her once more for confirmation. She nodded frantically before stopping, feeling slightly embarrassed from how eager she was. With one soft tug, her robe was undone revealing her soft supple breast which he instantly went for. With his lips wrapped around one he began to lick and suck at the other, both of them moaning in unison. After a while of him teasing her sensitive nubs she began to grow impatient, rocking her hips against his gently as she let out a soft whimper.

“P-please..” she moaned breathlessly, not too sure of what she wanted. All she knew was that she wanted something, anything. Everything he did had her near her edge, from his kisses to his tongue and she needed to feel more. Pulling away he looked at her, thinking for a moment before pulling the two of them up.

“I wanna try something,” he said, positioning in front of the mirror. “He pushed back the fabric of her robe, putting her pussy on full display. His pants tightened at the sight of her glistening folds which she avoided in the mirror. Neville gripped her chin gently, positioning it to look at her bits in the mirror, chuckling at her wide eyes, pupils fully blown with arousal. With his other hand, he began to massage up and down her thighs. He watched as her legs grew weak, shaking with anticipation. Trailing his fingers near her sex, tracing small patterns on the inside of her thighs. 

He patted the side of her cheek with two fingers, pulling her attention away from herself to make eye contact with him through the glass. “Open up.” he whispered, small praises of approval leaving his mouth as she did. He took his thick digits, slowly pushing past her kiss stung lips. His eyes watched in the mirror as they entered her wet little mouth, groaning at the feeling of her soft tongue gliding along the underside of them. Pushing them a little further, she gagged, eyes tearing up. She looked so pretty with tears in her eyes, already fucked out before he had even put them in. It was hard to tell who wanted it more at this point but as Neville finally slid a finger into her folds, it was obvious. Hot tears fell down her face, already overwhelmed from it all. Pumping his finger in and out, his eyes flickered between her fucked out face and her pussy, juices already coating her thighs. Moving his face to her neck, he began to suck and kiss on her neck.

(Y/n) was becoming more and more desperate by the moment. She had subconsciously begun to play with her tits, rubbing and tugging on her nipples. “M-more, Nev please!” she begged to which he instantly complied, sliding another finger in. He began to work her open more, scissoring and stretching his fingers inside of her. Once her muscle had relaxed once again, he began to speed up his moment, the heel of his palm creating a slapping noise each time it’d meet her pussy.

“Merlin, baby, you’re soaked. Your messy little cunt’s just eating my fingers.” he purred out, chuckling deeply as he felt her clench at his words. Who knew his pretty little princess would get worked up so easily, slowly reaching her peak just from a few fingers and words? He used his other hand to rub at her clit, causing her knees to buckle, falling back onto him for support. He loved how much she relied on him, becoming a needy mess just for him. He curled his fingers up, aiming for her spot until he found it causing her to let out a loud cry, gripping onto his arm tightly. Neville watched as her face scrunched up, tears streaming down her face.

“N-need to….need ta….O-oh god Nev! I’m gonna-” before she could finish her eyes widened before snapping close, head falling back onto his shoulder as she rutted her hips against his fingers, whimpering as she rode out her high. He continued to rub at her clit, fingering her cunt until she began to whine, pushing him away. He smirked some, admiring her fucked out expression in the mirror. Her eyes were shut, pants  puffy lips. He licked his lips at the sight of her cunt, sensitive and fucked out, messy and cum covered from her orgasm. As he pulled his fingers out, he had to stop himself from letting out a string of curses at the way her cream began to run hot down her legs along with the bit that had gathered on his fingers. Lifting them to his face he wasted no time, sucking and licking on them. He moaned softly, continuing to clean them thoroughly, not stopping until the only thing that remained was the salty taste of his own flesh.

“You look so pretty when you cum, flower.” he muttered, smiling as the girl just let out a soft ‘mhm’, half asleep and barely able to process his words. He took off her robe, lifting her up as he began to carry her to their private bathroom, letting out a content sigh at the events that had just happened. Although he hadn’t been able to get off himself, he was more than happy being able to just please her. 

Afterall, it was what he wanted more than anything, to have his flower live in absolute happiness and pleasure.

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[sco07ut]

i’ve got rtte on the mind so rvb race to the edge au but i mostly ignore canon and also pick and choose lore from the movies and book series at will (also largely ignored). as always i didn’t do any worldbuilding and all the “””plot”” is about grimmons so keep that in mind when nothing makes sense

ok just learnt how to make a cut so adding that now x sorry

the reds n blues are the dragon riders but don’t ask me how they all ended up as the dragon riders bc i only have ideas for grif n simmons (who knows maybe i’ll have thought of something while writing thi s up)

hiccup as church, idk they’re both main characters with sucky ‘dads’(creators?)

toothless as a dramillion called switcheroo. ik it’s like the whole point of the series but church n switcheroo don’t have the whole prosthetic leg/prosthetic tail going on i just didn’t think it fit very well? i didn’t want his dragon to be a nightfury bc imo it doesn’t really fit his vibes. switch is a dramillion bc of their multi-shot fire type, i was kinda hoping it’d be reminiscent of the different ai

astrid as texas, love interest moment😟 but ya both are badass blondes who everyone is scared of and they only have romantic feelings for their pathetic little boyfriends

stormfly as a deathgripper called grimsting. those things are fucking terrifying !! they have the black colour scheme n their weird little front legs remind me of mantis legs and as we all know, mantis ladies rip off their mans head & i think tex would do that to church if given the opportunity

ok quick note for tuffnut and ruffnut befor i get into it. we’re disregarding all the lore outside of rtte idk who ruffnut marries or whatever in the movies and idc at this point . so, donut and caboose are like, interchangeably ruff n tuff (but like donut is Mostly ruff n caboose is Mostly tuff, it’s just not set in stone) but they’re not related ! they’re just friends

tuffnut as caboose (most of the time), they’re really stupid that’s pretty much it. idk just in rtte tuffnut really gives me caboose vibes and and his pet chicken, chicken can be freckles :))

belch as a gronckle called bait, gronckles are basically like cute little puppies and also i think the size difference of caboose’s massive frame on a tiny gronckle is funny. dw about the name

ruffnut as donut (most of the time), again it’s mostly just vibes. when ow as rewatching rtte i could just see him as ruffnut aslo! the weird little fling between throck (who is wash in this au) and ruff reminded me of their season 16/17 relationship i can’t remember which one but uh the one where they fix time together and lowkey flirt

barf as a hobblegrunt called awe, it’s a dragon moodring, enough said

snotlout as tucker, i don’t even need to explain this one c’mon. womaniser meet womaniser, yes ik tucker has development or whatever but a key part of his character is that he can’t get any woman to sleep with him and a key part of snotlout’s character is that he can’t get any woman to sleep with him. they’re also both over-confident and kind of annoying (sorry this feels a bit mean idk why i’m tearing these guys a new one i actually really like snotlout my stupid little glup shitto)

hookfang as a razorwhip called dreadbeast, i did initially consider giving him that dragon that wears metal and tools as armour but changed my mind bc i think razorwhips are a bit cooler and tucker with a razorwhip-spike sword is a cool concept yk

oohoo now we’re gettin to the good stuff

fishlegs as simmons, come on!! it’s a perfect match!! nerdy little men who are the smartest idiot in a group of idiots, they both feel under appreciated in their leadership roles and get bullied by snotlout and tucker respectively for not being able to pick up women. i think the friendship between fishlegs and hiccup could be reflected nicely onto simmons and church but that’s probably just bc i’m dying for content of them together. i’m plucking that one bit of book lore that says fishlegs is of berserker descent (but was raised on berk by adoptive hooligan parents) bc i think the connection to the skrill is cool, it explains his very red hair and also taps into knife!simmons energy. it also becomes a relevant plot point in the au!

ok i’m so mad a massive block of text was just deleted abt simmons and his dragon and i cba rewriting so this is the abridged version. meatlug as a skrill called stormwrought, simmons stumbles across a singetail, singetail tries to eat him, random skrill on the hunt for a meal spots the singetail and tries to eat it- effectively saving simmons from the singetail. simmons loses an eye, arm and leg but survives and becomes a hermit studying dragons all day. by chance, he comes across the same skrill that saved him and studies it for a while until the skrill faces off against a much bigger singetail that nearly kills it, simmons is like oh shit and helps the skrill kill the singetail for good, gaining the skrill’s respect and it allows simmons to become its rider. (revelant info: simmons being a berserker knows their methods on how to reel skrills in by using metal and since half his body is partially metal the skrill takes a liking to him)

heather as grif, i initially jusg made grif heather bc of the fishlegs/heather relationship thing but then i was like wait this kinda works bc kai can be dagur since she’s literally batshit insane. oh and also heather is canonically the best chef out of the dragon riders and i feel like that’s reflective of grif’s entire personality x

windshear as a rumblehorn called slobgobbler, i absolutely love this pair, rumblehorns are the best trackers out of all the dragon species, and yes that’s probably so that they can follow objects or people or whatever but the prospect of grif making his dragon sniff out delicious food for them is something that tickles me. plus it’s very fitting of grif’s character since the madman managed to sniff out genkin’s pizza

dagur as kai, so this is another fun one, i think kai being a villain is a very under-utilised concept bc who doesn’t love sexy female villains?? so in this au, grif n kai’s mother takes the place of heather and dagur’s father (oswald the agreeable), however, instead of travelling alone prior to the shipwreck on vanaheim, she’s with kai, and an accidental fire is what causes the boat to capsize. kai manages to escape however, and returns back to their tribe (in this au they aren’t berserkers bc i wanted simmons to be a berserker, they’re just some unnamed tribe idk . ) grif doesn’t handle his grief well and leaves the tribe, blaming kai for their mother’s supposed death. kai also doesn’t handle her grief well but she channels it through her new position as the tribe’s chief. after that her story basically follows dagur’s in the sense that she eventually has her redemption

i’ve decided that shattermaster can stay as shattermaster and sleuther is still sleuther except i’ve changed his name to ravenous. i didnt see the point in changing that, instead of fishlegs/simmons training her to ride a gronckle caboose can do it instead. like in rtte canon, she has shattermaster first while learning to ride dragons and then bonds with ravenous after shattermaster dies

ok cool bit over now we’re just going back to listing

throck as washington, as afore mentioned, donut and wash’s relationship in season 17(?) reminded me of throck’s wee crush on ruffnut, and also throck’s whole ass personality just reminds me of wash minus the whole ‘graarr i’m evil’ moment w/ the meta

mala as carolina, i debated over this one a bit bc i think kimball would fit mala’s personality a little bit better but having mara!lina means there can be a kai x carolina wedding <3 plus it allows us to have the carwash duo as super cool ninjas

atali as kimball, so after i concluded that kimball wouldn’t be mala i was like who’s the next coolest woman, ah yes, the one who flies. kimball and the other (female) lieutenants (basically just simmons’ squad) are the wingmaidens w/ jensen being minden

ok i only just thought of this one but jensen got me thinking abt the other lieutenants and uhh palomo is gustav. that’s all + grey is gothi

alright villain time ! rubs my hands together like an evil little fly

johann as felix, now ik felix wouldn’t be betraying kimball in this situation, but i really liked the ‘pretending to help but was secretly a traitor the whole time’ parallel going on between them, plus they’re both good with throwing knives !! and were both foiled by their desire to gloat and hear themselves talk

viggo as locus, redemption arc redemption arc redemp . ok but in all seriousness both viggo and locus treat their respective wars as just a job instead of getting emotionally invested in it like johann and felix. viggo has his weird little obsession with hiccup, locus has his weird little obsession with wash . ultimately they both realise that their actions were wrong and try to make things better

krogan as sharkface, idk tbh. they’re kinda just there?? as the muscle of the team??

um anyway! i think that’s it for the characters ik i haven’t covered anyone but this post is getting too long anyway and i’m too tired to think of any more. i’ll just add in the extra ones if they come to me x

next post is more rtte!grimmons <3

#rvb!rtte au

[shepard-ram]

Fuck it I can’t take the fucking sadness of Tommy dying on the dream smp so imma make myself happy. Btw this started off with one idea and then I squirreled off onto something else but I do eventually get around to my original point... which ends up super long. Now bear with me here.

So this could be in the yandere!clingy duo or not, doesn’t matter because I think it could work with or without Tommy being a yandere. I refuse to say that Tommy is dead, but he is.

Everyone is mourning his death. You only hear of Tommy’s death through Tubbo. He seems sad but so nonchalant at the same time like wtf how and why???

Okay but can we mention how Tubbo has a platonic spouse now?? Like Ranboo and Tubbo are so cute together 🥰 I feel that, since Tommy is gone now, Tubbo is going to “enlist” the help of someone he really trusts. Now don’t know if Ranboo would be yandere, or if he was, if he’d be as yandere to the extent that Tubbo is, but I feel that since Tubbo and Ranboo are “married” now, Tubbo feels very comfortable revealing things about himself. Which means you get re-introduced to Ranboo! He knows that Tommy’s gone and you’re upset that Tommy is gone, but you got a new friend now. Look, Ranboo is here now!

Ranboo would definitely be uncomfortable with the situation when he’s first introduced to it. Like this person was missing right?? Like he swears he wrote down in his memory book about someone who went missing a while ago and he’s pretty sure he wrote about the person in front of him. But he just can’t remember. It’s all too fuzzy. And oh no they’re cry oh no what should he do? Reader just stands looking at him like oh?? Who this? This isn’t Tommy. They think they remember Ranboo, but it’s been so long since they saw anybody that wasn’t Tommy it Tubbo. Strangers are scary, but Tubbo brought them. And Tubbo is gesturing towards Ranboo like he’s good, safe even. And Tubbo explains that Ranboo would be helping protect you from the others since Tommy could no longer help. And Ranboo is a part of the family now! I mean he was for a short while already since they were platonically married, but now it’s more official! Tubbo “introduced” Ranboo to you. And yeah Ranboo may not be the most trustworthy, but he’s part of the family! With some convincing from Tubbo, Ranboo is ready to help Tubbo in “protecting” you.

Now here is the original point: You know what’d be cute yet sad? Tommy coming back as a ghost. Gonna call Ghost!Tommy “Toast” because that’s funny and he deserves a cute ghost name. So Tommy doesn’t remember much of his life. But he does remember a few things, things he thinks he treasured when he was alive. There was this guy named Wilbur, another named Tubbo, and then some other person. He can’t put a name on who they were but he just has a feeling that he needs to be by them. He needs to find them. So does just that, wandering the land in search of this mystery person and the others he remembers. He doesn’t find this Wilbur dude, but through his wandering he does see this black and white thing. It’s super tall and walking towards him. Maybe he knew this thi-person when he was alive? Yeah he hopes so. They seem friendly enough. And the kind stranger introduces himself as Ranboo, a friend of Toast’s when Toast was still Tommy. And Ranboo gets so excited, saying something along the lines of “they’ll be so excited to see you”. Now Toast has no idea why Ranboo was so insistent on him following, but he needed to find that person and his best friend. Ranboo stopped Toast from leaving, saying he knew where Toast’s Tubbo and this mysterious person is. Ranboo mentions their name, but he just doesn’t comprehend it for some reason or another. Excitement? Who knows. Without a second thought, Toast follows Ranboo back to the base, where you and Tubbo are. Toast comes in with Ranboo and is lost, in a way. He recognizes the place and he re-obtained some of his memories, but he feels detached from it. He feels at home yet in a whole new dimension. Then he sees Tubbo and the “mystery person” (who he just dubbed “Mystery” after a while since he couldn’t remember who they were) and just is confused. Why can’t he remember the person next to Tubbo? He can remember them but just not their name. Ranboo and Tubbo say that Toast knew you when he was Tommy, but he still can’t remember your name. You’re crying because Tommy is back. Your Tommy is back! So you do the most rational thing your poor frazzled brain can conjure up; you run up to “Tommy” and give him a big ole hug! But you fall through him! Oh yeah, you forgot. He’s dead, gone. But Toast is still happy to see you, even if he can’t fully remember you. You’re one of the only things he remembers. And he feels so happy and safe in your company. He gives you the best hug he can after you end up bodyslamming onto the floor. So he’ll stay around you a lot and you’ll be his “Mystery” until he can remember your actual name. Lmao think of it like a free babysitter. Or one of those puppies/a ballon tied to your wrist because he’s always close by, just following you. He missed you, even if he can’t exactly remember your name. Why can’t he remember your name? You were obviously very important to him if he had so many memories of you. Oh well, he’ll remember one day.

I’ll stop myself here because now I’m gonna get sad about this. Gonna be thinking of this for a while now 🥺 I just rlly like the possible Ghost!Tommy interactions. -🦤

Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast Toast-

Ok Tubbo getting Ranboo on board makes so much sense! You're so desperate to have someone else there. And he knows just who can! Even if Ranboo isn't as deep in it a Tubbo he still corporates, after all even you want this. Toast not fully remembering who you are is good, when Ranboo finally reunites him with "mystery" he never leaves your side. He may not know exactly why you were so important to him, but your both happy in each other's company. Even if it's far from the same it's good enough for you, and that's all that's matters for now

#ask #🦤 anon #tw. yandere #c: tubbo #c: tommy #c: ranboo #tw. death

[talkthattae]

Rainy Days with BTS

Request(s)- “Do you mind doing what rainy days with BTS members would be like? Thank you🤗 “ 

“hi there! hopefully no one else suggested this but can you do a bts reaction of spending a rainy day together please! BTW I really love your fics!!”

masterlist

Seokjin

“Ugh” you complained as you stood up from the couch after you had paused the netflix show you and Jin were binging.

The sound of pitter patters could be heard against the windows. It was cold and rainy outside and the only thing you and Jin could think to do was to naturally, watch netflix.

“Wait! Y/N! You can’t just pause it at that part! I need to know what happens! Hello!” Jin protested.

“Can you wait like two seconds? I need more popcorn!” you replied back.

Jin sank into the couch and pouted like a three year old. You laughed to yourself as you watched your boyfriend’s behavior unfold.Once you had popped your popcorn and crawled your way back to the couch, Jin immediately pulled you back into his lap, also taking the popcorn out of your grasp.

“Come on! Press play!” he yelled as he started to stuff his face with the freshly popped popcorn.

After you got comfortable and situated in Jin’s cuddles, you pressed play. All that could be heard was the sound from your show, and the relaxing sound of rain.

Yoongi

You woke up to the sound of rain and thunder outside. You groaned to yourself. You had plans today. Plans that kinda depended on the weather being nice.

“What’s wrong?” Yoongi asked in a deep voice as he stirred awake and rubbed his eyes.

“It’s raining” you replied as you snuggled back into Yoongi’s chest.

Yoongi wrapped his arms around you. He rubbed his hand up and down your arm giving you goosebumps.

“I was supposed to go to the studio today but if you have to cancel your plans, I’ll stay home with you.” he suggested.

“I’m gonna cancel but you should still do to the studio. I don’t wanna stop you from working” you said.

“No, I wanna stay home with you more than I want to work. And plus, I still have equipment I can use to record here.” Yoongi replied back to you.

Suddenly Yoongi’s eyes went big and a smile spread across his face. He jumped out of bed before you could even ask what he was doing. He came back into the bedroom with his laptop and a mic.

“Will you sing for me?” Yoongi asked.

“Right now?” you asked, “Won’t you be able to hear the rain in the recording?”

“Yeah but, it might sound cool.” he replied back as he was setting up his little at home studio.

You two spent the rest of the day recording and singing together with the sound of the rain behind you.

Hoseok

“Please just this once?” Hobi pleaded.

You gave him a glare as you thought about giving into his begging. Did you really want to ruin the comfort you had found on the couch under a bunch of blankets with your boyfriend? No, but the puppy dog eyes he was giving you and that adorable pout that disrupted the smile on his face was more than enough to make you give in.

“Fine Hobi.” you said as you stood up from the couch and started walking to your front door.

“But once we come back in you have to make me hot chocolate” you negotiated.

Hobi jumped up from the couch and ran to the front door. He got to the door before you did.

“Anything for the love of my life” he said with a cheeky smile as he opened the door for you

You rolled your eyes as you walked out the door. Cold drops of rain meeting your once warm skin. Your clothes and hair were immediately sopping wet. Hobi walked up beside you and grabbed your hand, pulling you into the grass. He snaked his arms around your waist and your hands naturally wrapped around his neck. He started to lead a slow dance. You were mad that he made you come outside when the weather was so dreadful but somehow a smile formed upon your face as you saw how happy Hoseok was to be dancing with you in the rain. Hobi smiled back and pulled your body closer to his, and gave you a sweet, warming kiss.

Namjoon

“Wanna hear what I’ve been working on?” Namjoon asked you.

“Of course babe!” you replied back.

You and Namjoon had spent the day basically doing nothing but just enjoying eachothers company. Namjoon had been reading some books and writing songs lyrics. You had been scrolling through your phone and occasionally reading some of the lyrics Namjoon had written. He jumped up from the couch to go grab his phone. When he came back he started to play a song titled “forever rain”. You listened to the song closely and tears started to form in your eyes.

“Joonie, thi-this is amazing.” you said as the song came to a finish.

The mixture of the rain outside and the emotion he had put into this song was enough to just make you feel some type of way.

“I’m so proud of you.” you said was you caressed his face.

He wiped your tears away and gave you a kiss on the cheek.

“I haven’t let anyone listen to it but you.” he confessed.

“I can’t wait to hear the rest of it” you said as you smiled at him.

Jimin

“Let’s go for a walk” Jimin said randomly.

“Why would you want to do that when it’s raining cats and dogs outside?” you asked.

“We have umbrellas you know.”

“You’re insane Park Jimin” you said as you stood up, “but so am i, let’s go”

Jimin grabbed your hand and an umbrella and was out the door. You two found yourself in a city park. The umbrella barely did it’s job of protecting you two from the rain as you both were soaked. Jimin looked at you sympathetically. He started to look around from some shelter. The rain seemed to be pouring harder and harder every second. Finally he spotted a coffee shop. He pulled you in the direction of the coffee shop and you both started running. Once you were inside the warmth and smell of coffee grounds surrounded your body. You both sat down in the same booth. Jimin pulled your body close to his in hopes it would help warm you up but he was just as cold as you were. A worker came up to your table and took your orders. Once your drinks arrived and you felt the warmth fall down your throat, you were a little relieved.

“Park Jimin, if i get a cold because of you, you better take care of me” you said jokingly.

Jimin smiled and kissed the tip of your nose before he placed a kiss on your lips.

“Thanks for going on a walk with me even if you were miserable.” he said.

You couldn’t help but smile at how adorable he was.

Taehyung

You and Taehyung had been waiting so long for a rainy day. You both planned to drop everything the second it started to rain and go take pictures. You were both obsessed with how the water reflected things and thought it would be so fun to see what photos you could take. You walked hand and hand down a busy street trying to find something to take pictures of. It was dark out so all the lights were on. The water in the street reflected all different colors. You couldn’t wait to see how the pictures would turn out. Taehyung took hundreds of pictures of you dancing in the streets when no cars were coming. After you both had taken enough pictures, you both ended up just playing in the rain. You were running away from Tae as he chased you through a park. He eventually caught you and tackled you to the ground.

“Tae, mud” you said in a sad voice.

He just laughed at your cute tone of voice and pressed his lips to yours. While he kissed you, you grabbed a handful of mud and threw it onto his back. He flew up from pinning you to the ground.

“Hey! Not funny!” he yelled as you quickly got up off the ground and ran away from him again.

He laughed to himself before he stood up and ran towards you again.

Jungkook

“Baaabbe” jungkook cried.

“What?” you asked as you were scrolling through your phone.

“I’m bored” he said with a pout.

When you didn’t give him a reply he moved his body behind yours in the bed and snaked his hand around you and moved his warm hands under your shirt and rested them on your stomach. He nestled his head into the crook of your neck so he could see what you were doing on your phone.

“Can we watch youtube?” he asked.

You turned your head so you were face to face with him.

“You are worse than a child sometimes i swear” you said as you raised your head to meet your lips with his.

He smiled shyly. You rested your body back into its previous position against Jungkooks body. You clicked your youtube app and scrolled through your subscriptions until you found one that you knew both yourself and Jungkook would enjoy.

“I love you” Jungkook said softly into your ear.

“I love you more Kookie” you replied as you both started to focus on the youtube video playing on your phone.

#bts reaction #bts reactions #bts scenario #bts x reader #bts fluff

[mahixa]

Domestic life

Eliott usually wakes up first, he likes to stay in bed and just observe how Lucas' chest moves from soft breathing, how content his boyfriend looks and how calm - it makes Eliott’s heart warm

Lucas is the one who cooks and damn this guy is skilled. Eliott tries though, from time to time, and it always ends up being a disaster because he gets distracted by some new song or a movie on tv

Eliott likes to spend money on Lucas, but he often buys things and then puts them all together and creates little pieces of art for Lucas

Lucas loves running his fingers through Eliott's hair when Eliott falls asleep on Lucas when they rest after a difficult day

"there you are", "I missed you", "you silly", "hello", "wow look how precious you are", "bye, have a nice day" and "I'm happy with you" kisses

Whenever Eliott draws, Lucas likes to kiss Eliott’s cheek before he goes to do his stuff and Eliott always closes his eyes at this contact and smiles

Think about Eliott being a small spoon from time to time ok

Eliott takes care of the laundry and collects Lucas' clothes when they are left all over the place

Lucas likes to scare Eliott and record it on instastory and oh boy oh boy Eliott has the most handsome OHMYGODYOUSCAREDME face

One day Eliott adopts a puppy and honestly at first Lucas is rolling his eyes like "love, we can't afford thi- oh putain, okay. But you are taking care of this creature, not me" and then Lucas ends up loving the puppy and they are such happy parents

Manon helping Eliott with the best surprise birthday party for Lucas and then the rest of the girls from the girl squad join in

Lucas LOVES telling Eliott how pretty and smart Eliott is

Eliott leaves little drawing and letters for Lucas all over the place and Lucas never gets bored by it

Waking up in the middle of the night just a little bit for a little nose rub and a small forehead kiss and then falling asleep again

"you said this puppy would be the only one Eliott we seriously can't afford having two puppies pleas- oh putain he has your eyes"

Lucas likes buying flowers for Eliott without any reason, Eliott just looks pretty with flowers next to his face

Lucas makes the bed every day but never complains when Eliott drags him back on it for a nice make out session

"Jesus, Eliott, I swear to GOD, WHERE DO YOU GET THESE PUPPIES FROM- ok this one can stay, BUT as soon as we find the owner this puppy is gone, this flat is not a puppy shelter"

The third puppy stays with them forever

Yann and Eliott bonding and Yann telling Eliott all cute and funny things about Lucas and Lucas facepalming in the distance "don't listen to him Eliott, it was 5 years ago!! And I almost did that backflip! It's not my fault my pants were too tight!"

Sometimes they argue, like a normal couple, over small stuff, but they can't go to sleep without explanation and "I'm sorry" so sometimes they end up staying up all night - it does not matter. The most important thing is to explain their behaviour and learn and grow

Eliott waiting for Lucas on the airport with their three dogs

Lucas playing piano for Eliott and composing music for him

#lucas lallemant #eliott demaury #elu #skam #skamfr #axel auriant #maxence danet fauvel

[danish8700]

#cute pets doing funny things #cute puppies doing funny thi #funny #pets #Youtube

[fight-me-wyatt]

Wyatt Oleff x reader ~ Movie Night

Summary: Wyatt and (female) reader have been friends for a long time. They spend the night together as they usually do but at the end of the night they see each other as more than friends. This is a really shit summary. Just read to find out about it. Type:  pure soft fluff. Warning: Only warning would be swearing I guess. Word count: 3130 (including A/Ns) Hope you enjoy it. Let me know!

(not my gif, credit goes to @wyattoleff !)

Y/N POV

Y/N checked her phone for what seemed like the hundredth time. Her mum noticed this and smiled knowingly. “Still haven’t heard back from him?” Her mother spoke with a smile. Y/N jumped slightly, not expecting a voice to break the silence. She simply shook her head and bit her lip. “Don’t worry sweetie, he’ll be here soon!” She assured her. Y/N rolled her eyes slightly. “Yeah, I know, mum. And since he’s gonna be here soon, do you think you can leave now please?” Her mum chuckled and nodded “okay sweetie. Have fun, yeah? I’ll be in my room if you need me, and try not to stay up too late!” She kissed Y/N’s forehead and gave her a quick squeeze before heading off down the hall. “Yeah, okay, will do. We’ll see you in the morning.” Y/N replied as she looked around the living room at her handy work. She had already gathered up all the pillows and blankets in the house on the couch and laid out all the junk food on the small coffee table in front of the couch, except for the popcorn which was waiting to be popped so that it would still be warm. All the curtains were closed despite it still being light outside at the current time of 7:13pm. The tv was set up on Netflix, ready for a movie to be selected. All that was missing was Wyatt. He was supposed to be here half an hour ago. But that was Wyatt for you, always running a bit late. Y/N wasn’t worried… just a little impatient. She was excited to see Wyatt after so long and couldn’t wait to spend the night with him like they usually did: eat junk food and watch movies while snuggled up on the couch. It was purely platonic… not that Y/N wanted it that way. She had been growing feelings toward her long time friend without even realising it before it was too late to get away from them. Her feelings had completely engulfed her and the butterflies in her stomach tormented her with it. She had a massive crush on Wyatt. There was no way in hell that she was going to let him know that though. He may be a good actor, but so was she. And she was going to prove it by completely hiding her romantic feelings toward him. Just as Y/N looked down at her phone again while tapping her foot subconsciously; there was a knock at the door. She grinned and raced to open it. When she slid to a stop at the front door she took a deep breath and smoothed down her plaid top even though it didn’t need to be smoothed. She reassured herself that everything would be fine and opened the door with a smile. She was quickly greeted with an almost too tight hug. She laughed as she too wrapped her arms around him, also enveloping him in a hug. They released each other after several seconds and grinned at each other. Y/N broke the silence by picking up Wyatt’s dropped bag and asked him how he was. Small steps meant small talk. Wyatt closed the door behind him and launched into an explanation about his day while they walked to the living room. Wyatt could make even the most boring-est things exciting. “-and that is why I’m late sorry!” Wyatt finished with a flourish. Y/N shook her head with a look of disbelieving. Wyatt noticed and shrugged “it’s all completely 100% true. I swear on my life!” He exclaimed. Y/N rolled her eyes and laughed lightly. “Yeah, okay, whatever you say, noodlehead.” She teased. Wyatt gasped with fake offence before smirking and shoving Y/N lightly onto the couch and stared tickling her, knowing all her weakest stops. She was a mess. She was the most ticklish person ever, and having known each other for so long Wyatt knew this all too well. She continued to giggle, squeal and gasp, all the while struggling and trying to roll from his grasp. “St-stop! Stop! Pl-ah!-please! I’ll do anything!” She managed to gasp out. Wyatt relented for a short second. “Only if you admit that I was telling the truth” he said with a straight face. “O-okay! Fine! You were telling the truth!” Y/N managed to get out between getting her breath back. She rolled off the couch and on to the floor before getting up and running a hand through her disheveled hair. She pouted and crossed her arms at the smirking Wyatt, who was leant back against the couch with his hands behind his head. He was wearing a simple blue cotton tshirt and black jeans. The outfit looked really nice on him and Y/N tried her best to not get distracted. “You’ve completely ruined my set up by tickling me, by the way. So don’t you dare complain about being uncomfortable.” Y/N half joked. Wyatt’s grin widened. “Whoops?” He said unapologetically. His eyes scanned the junk food selection before frowning. Y/N noticed the frown and furrowed her eyebrows. “Wyatt? What’s wrong?” She bit her lip, worried she’d said something. Wyatt looked up at her from where he was sitting on the couch. “Uhh where’s the popcorn?! I was told there would be popcorn here and I’m severely disappointed. This is an outrage. Wait ‘til my manager hears about this!” He exclaims. Y/N shakes her head and starts to laugh. She picks up a pillow that had fallen to the ground and whacked Wyatt with it. “Did you just Draco Malfoy me?! You’re a dork. The only reason there’s no popcorn is because I haven’t popped it yet so that it would be hot when we ate it. I popped the first lot for the time you were supposed to be here. But it got cold so I ate it.” She retorted with her hands on her hips having let go of the pillow. Wyatt smiled sheepishly and raised his hands defensively. “Soorrryyyy!!!” He stared at her with his puppy dog eyes and she melted. How could she even pretend to be mad when he looked at her with his big chocolate brown eyes that would make puppies jealous. She huffed and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear. Wyatt noticed this small act and wondered what was making her nervous. Having known each other for so long he knew little quirks like this about her, another one of them that he loved was how she would nibble on her pen when trying to think, and twist her pen around in her fingers when she’d get annoyed. He had always thought how she tucked her hair to be cute, along with all her other little gestures, not that he said anything, but he was slightly worried about the fact that she was nervous. “I’ll go get the popcorn sorted then. But you have to choose a movie. Deal?” She said, breaking up Wyatt’s train of thought. Wyatt grinned before realising the full sentence she had said and opened his mouth in protest. “No fair! You get the easy option and I have to decide on the movie!? How am I ever going to choose? I don’t even know what genre we want! I’m not built to sustain this amount of pressure on my shoulders!” He ended his outburst with a pout but Y/N simply chuckled and turned on her heel, calling over her shoulder “I’m sure you’ll work it out drama queen.”

Y/N made it to the kitchen and sat down on the floor with a sigh. She ran her hands through her hair before putting it in a messy bun with the hair tie on her wrist. She took a deep breath in, muttering to herself about “stupid cute boys with their stupid good looks and stupid grins and stupid funny and cute personalities and stupid stupid oblivious-ness to me and my stupid feelings.” She groaned and stood up before dusting herself off, chucking the popcorn in the microwave and setting it going. As the popping slowly began from inside the microwave, she gave herself a much needed pep talk, as she paced the kitchen. “Get it together, Y/N, he doesn’t feel that way about you and there’s no point thinking about how you feel when you can be normal and still keep your friendship in tack - which is the most important thi-” She jumped as the microwave signalled that the popcorn was finished. She took another deep breath and grabbed the popcorn out, yelping at the hotness before pouring it into a bowl and sprinkling a teaspoon or two of icing sugar on top.

She chewed her lip as she neared the living room with the popcorn bowl in her hands. Y/N shook her head preparing herself to act normal. Putting on a genuine smile at the thought of hanging out with Wyatt, she walked into the living room to see Wyatt sprawled over the couch, remote in hand. She let out a light laugh, startlingly the relaxed figure of Wyatt. Y/N plopped down beside him after softly shoving him over so that there was enough room for her. There was an annoyed huff from Wyatt who was grumbling about “first there, first choice” but they both knew he wasn’t mad. After organising themselves, they were snuggled closely and her heart was racing even though they often did this. It was a wonder that he couldn’t hear or feel it pounding, Y/N thought. The popcorn was set on their knees on top of the blankets that were wrapped around them in a comfortable position that meant neither wanted to move. “Did you decide on a movie?” Y/N asked as she grabbed a couple of pieces of popcorn. Wyatt grinned and nodded “I thought that it was time for a horror movie since we haven’t had one in a while.” Y/N nodded in agreement. “And so tonight we will be watching-” “Your acting? Because that shit is terrifying ” Y/N smirked as she interjected. Wyatt’s jaw dropped and elbowed her in the side which prompted a laugh from Y/N as she tried to move away from the elbow - not managing to go far because of the tightly wrapped blankets. “Oi! Stop being so rude! And no, not my acting. We are watching…….. Sinister!” He announced excitedly with a dramatic flare. Y/N simply raised her eyebrows and grabbed another piece of popcorn. “Was I supposed to be impressed or….???” She teased. Wyatt looked at her in shock. “Have you never watched Sinister before!?” Y/N simply shook her head and shrugged. “But it’s one of the best and scariest horror movies ever!” He exclaimed in shock and disbelief. He chuckled slightly “this is going to be hilarious watching you watch it, Y/N/N, you’re going to be terrified” he grinned. Y/N simply rolled her eyes and leant her head on Wyatt’s shoulder as he pressed play. Wyatt slung his arm over  Y/N’s shoulders as the movie started. It was a casual gesture that sent Y/N’s heart crazy. She had no idea Wyatt’s heart was freaking out inside, just as much as hers.

Throughout the movie Y/N hid her face in Wyatt’s shoulder a couple of times, something she’d normally be too scared to do, but the movie was genuinely terrifying that it took her mind off Wyatt for once. A couple of times during the jump scares, they would both jump and Wyatt would grab and squeeze Y/N’s hand under the blankets. Between the scary movie, and being in such close proximity with Wyatt, she was surprised her heart hadn’t given out yet.

When the credits started to roll, Y/N let out a breath that she didn’t know she was holding. “Jesus fucking Christ, Wyatt” Wyatt laughed and slightly untangled their arms so that he could look at her directly. “It’s amazing isn’t it? One of the best movies ever.” Y/N just nodded silently and shivered slightly. “I don’t normally get scared in movies but Sinister gets me every time” Wyatt grins. “That was terrifyingly awesome.” Y/N laughs nervously. Wyatt grins and nudges her shoulder. “You’re not gonna have nightmares tonight are you?” “I was already going to, especially with that terrifying face beside me” Y/N grinned and winked. Wyatt placed a hand over his heart and wiped away a nonexistent tear of sadness. Y/N just rolled her eyes and leaned over to the coffee table to grab a bag of lollies. She opened it and offered it to Wyatt first. He grinned and grabbed a handful “Thanks. I’ll accept your peace offering” he said with a smile. “Oh thank god, I was worried there for a second.” Y/N said sarcastically with a yawn. Wyatt gazed at Y/N with a soft smile before fiddling with the blanket and avoiding Y/N’s eyes. Y/N raised her eyebrows and nudged him gently with her elbow. “Hey, Wyatt, you good? Do you want another movie, or do you wanna chat, or should we just go to sleep? It’s up to you” Wyatt looked up and smiled softly. “Well, uh, there was something that I wanted to tell you… ” he cleared his throat nervously and continued to fiddle with the blanket. Y/N nodded “ookkkaayy… you can tell me anything, Wy, you don’t have to worry about me telling anyone or anything like that if you’re worried.” Wyatt shook his head “no, it’s not that, it’s just… I, I really like you, Y/N, as in more than platonically, for a while now, but we have such an awesome friendship and I don’t want to ruin that but I feel like I just had to tell you because I couldn’t hide it anymore because you’re so frickin awesome and cute and you have no idea what you put me through every time you smile or roll your god damn beautiful eyes or do anything really….” Wyatt spoke extremely fast, trying to get it all out before he wimped out. He bit his lip and avoided looking at her, scared of her reaction. Y/Ns mouth almost dropped open in surprise. It took her several moments of staring at Wyatt to fully process what he had said. She even wondered if she was dreaming, or imagined it all. Of all the things she thought Wyatt wanted to tell her, she would’ve never believed it would be that. She had imagined it happening countless times during boring classes at school but dismissed them as stupid teenage girl daydreams. “Y/N/N…..” Y/N jumped at the small voice breaking her thoughts. “Oh, sorry, I was, uh, thinking, I just, uh, did not expect that… ever, I mean, for sure I imagined it, but I mean, for it to actually happen, it really took me by surprise, I guess, I never thought someone like you could like someone like me…. sorry I’m rambling” Y/N winced at herself blathering on. Wyatt chuckled lightly. “I’ve always thought that your rambles were cute. Wow. It feels good to actually say that out loud… but, hey, Y/N, don’t worry if you don’t feel the same, I just hope we can stay friends after this…” Y/N’s eyes widen, “you, you do?” She shook her head “wait, that’s beside the point. God, you’re an idiot, Wy. Of course I like you like that. Are you kidding? I mean I’ve been trying not to scream this whole night because of how stupidly gross, sappy and happy you make me feel. Ugh, that sounded even worse out loud. The point is, I really really like you too,  Wyatt… and I didn’t want to ruin our friendship either…” Wyatt’s eyes filled with hope and he grinned, letting out a breath of relief. “Really? I make you feel like that?” Y/N groaned “yes, you idiot. But don’t let it go to your head. Your ego is big enough as it is” she ended up smiling in defeat as she was trying to be annoyed. She gently shoved him and grinned. Wyatt grinned, ignoring the ego comment, knowing she was joking. “Another movie then?” He suggested Y/N nodded and curled up against him, and he wrapped an arm around her waist as they scrolled through the options. “Ooh! What about Big Hero Six!?” She suggested with excitement, looking up at Wyatt through her long eyelashes. Wyatt melted as he looked at Y/N’s Y/E/C eyes and nodded “It is a very good movie.” Throughout the movie they stole glances at each other, and grinned and blushed when they caught each other’s eye. They held hands under the blankets and Wyatt traced circles on the back of Y/N’s hand. Slowly Y/N began to drift off and she snuggled closer into Wyatt as she fell asleep. Wyatt smiled softly and was soon asleep himself. They were a tangle of bodies, with legs thrown over each other, arms wrapped around each other, fingers laced together, and supporting each other as they were leant together, with Wyatt’s head resting on Y/N’s. The next morning, Y/N’s mum came through to the lounge and smiled at the sight of the two curled up together. She left them there to sleep and went to make waffles for breakfast.

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So there you go! Hope that wasn’t too cringe?? This was my first ever self insert fan fiction. And one of my first fanfictions fullstop so i still have a long way to go and a lot to learn. Help is appreciated! Please comment ways I could improve or a plot and match for my next imagine!  Xx hope you enjoyed it. P.s. If you like horror movies and haven’t watched sinister, I highly recommend it!! P.p.s. I wrote this before I found out Wyatt doesn’t really like horror movies. Please no hate. P.p.p.s I would love to write more imagines, so it would be really helpful if you put in a request! Even if it’s just the character/actor and a one line prompt! Xx

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[sitaaronkepaar]

Daily Rikara Ramblings

Oh god, I know today's episode will give me high-key michmichis. Pls give me strength

Aww, Gauri's so cute in the precap. Also, it's kinda giving me English Vinglish teas.

Hain, why is Annika crying? Also, she's looking pwetty!! ♥️

Uff, yeh Oberoi's raaz banane ki factory hai. Har din naye naye raaz manufacture karte hai. Ffwding 🙄🙄🙄

God, why did you make gauri so QUYT!!! Like I want to hate this track, but Gauri's being so cute in it 😫😫😫

Thank god, crying, insecure Gauri is bye bye though. I was getting major michmichis looking at her. Back to my beautiful, confident, chirpy bulbul. That's the spirit kid. ♥️

Lol, iss uncle ki toh genuine problem hai. Upar se putting so much effort to learn the language of his bahu instead of forcing her to learn Marathi/Hindi. Progressive uncle is progressive! Go uncle!!!! 👴👴👴

Ohh, hot guy makes entry! Bet this is their professor. 😏

On a closer look, he's really not (hot)😔

But I'm so looking fwd to him making Omkara jel. Fuckin yissss😊😊😊😊😊

Ugh, this guy is really nice you guys!! Gauri should run away with him. 🤣🤣🤣

Also, I was so right about English Vinglish teas. Harneet ne us movie ko bhi nahi choda 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Okay, I never watched IB, and I mostly skip Shivaay's scenes but why the fuck does he hold his phone like a retard? Idgi. 😕😕😕

Fwd

Fwd

Fwd

Fwd

Awww, man, I live for Omkara worrying about Gauri. He's so cute. 😭😭😭

Lol, he's hiding, pretending he's busy!! I can't, I can't. 😂😂😂😂

Gosh, this scene is so funny. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Matlab tumne mujhe dekha hi nahi"

Ab woh tumhe nahi kisi aur ko hi dekhegi Om. Shoulda hit that when ya had the chance boiii 😏😏😏😏

Lol, daadi pooch rahi thi. Like you don't care. Such a typical guy!! 😂

"Waise maine bhi..........nahi khaya tha"

Fuck wtf. He waited for her and usne suna bhi nahi, i can't. Poor Omkie. 😢😢😢 Now you know what Gauri's been feeling like all these months, eh 😼😼

Yaar, someone feed this boy. He didn't eat waiting for gauri, and i can't take his dejected face. 😖😖😖

Ffwding again, and Annika is crying but happy? I guess she read his letter? Thank god their confession is over. I hope they don't drag rikara's love confession(if it ever happens, that is). I want it to be something natural and in the moment. Like heart bursting so full of love they can't keep it inside, ya feel me?

Oh, no saahil ki custody naam ki hai. So sweet Shivaay. ♥️

Why am i lowkey interested in this? 🤔 Someday I'm gonna rewatch IB and hope i get invested in shivika. Honestly, it will probably be worth it. My poor heart can't take the stress Rikara give me daily. 😢😢😢

Aww, man shivika are so cute. My heart 😍😍😍😍

SvetVi nonsense. Wake me up when they team up against Tej again. Jhavi is at least tolerable when she's in team Svetlana, not against her.

Ffwding

Baki sab toh theek hai but kisi ne mere heere bete Om ko khana khilaya ya nahi? 😿😿😿

Hain, Bariely se parcel? Meaning Gauri's mom still remembers she's alive? Wow wow wow. 👏👏👏👏

Lo, aagayi Rikara ki cupid no 2.

"apne husbandS ko bhi bina bataye chali gayi"

Lmaoooo, I can't stop laughing at this. 😂😂😂😂 Koi pinky aunty ko bhi english classes me enroll kara do yaar. I can't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

But i love how she tries to fuel their insecurities ek ek karke and it always fucking backfires. 🤣🤣🤣

Sigh, Omkareshwar stop being so naice to her! 😒😒😒

Fuck that horrible, no good flashback is back 😿😿😿😿😿

Idgi, gauri can pronounce words like "intelligent" with no problem, but she can't say "go" 🤔🤔🤔🤔

Lol barish ho gayi. Omkara pakka aag babula ho raha hoga waiting for gauri. Gosh, kitna forgranted leta hai ye banda gauri ko. Why does she need to be infront of him 24/7 hmmm. 🤔🙄🙄

This group scene is bakwas. But I've finally started finding OpenHairKara hot af. 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤Like now i don't want him to tie his hair at all. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Oh god, this teacher dude is such a bad actor.

"I'm allergic to eggs" and down he falls. 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Gauri ki kismet me bas faint hone wale ladke hi likhe hain 😥😥😥😥😥

I should be worried for him but i can't take his bad acting lmao. It looks fucking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

This angrez is a doctor. How convenient lmao.

Maybe Gauri should think about running away with this angrez doctor. I'm sure staying with nazuk omkara has given her ptsd for life. Maybe this angrez can help treat it. 😏😏😏

Aee le. Dadi ne ek aur naya function paida kar diya. Normal logo wale function kyu celebrate nahi karte yeh log? These Oberois be so extra i swear. 🙄🙄🙄

How are they celebrating this function without Gauri? Matlab Gauri koi ahemiyat bhi hai kuch ghar me ya nahin? 😑😑😑😑

Even Rudy's like, "not another silly game, ughhh" 😂😂😂

He's still traumatised by lovakshri!! Rofl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't think I didn't notice Omkara calling Gauri in the background. 😏😏😏😏

Aaj kuch zyada hi miss kar raha hai. 😃😃😃

Lol, is it because it's a team game and Omkara's like, "hamari team sahi hai" 😁😁😁

Ahhhhh, my heart, Omkara missing Gauri, looking for Gauri, calling Gauri, all tadaping and shit is just making me want to give him a hug! What a qt puppy ♥️♥️♥️♥️

Ofc, pinky doesn't want to play this game. She only likes to play real life games which ruin people's lives 😒😒😒😒

Oh god pinky is so fuckin annoying. Like I legit want to punch the bitch. 😤😤😤😤

I want to ffwd this nonsense, but I don't want to miss Omkara pining for dear wife in the bg lol. 😍😍😍😍

Man, he's sitting all akela and my dil is feeling so bad for him. 😩😩😩

Lol, shakti, cactus kaha se layega ab 😂

Why is everyone in the family trying to force RuVya. Like do they even realise she was just there on duty? Is poore kamre me bas chubby k paas hi dimaag hai.

Fuck you rudy, stop being a dick to chubby, man! He's so nice, and you're being an ass. 😾😾😾

FINALLY GAURI, THANK GOD.♥️♥️♥️♥️ Tumhare bina meri bhi Omkara jaise halat ho rahi thi 😌😌😌

Lol, Svetlana's pushing tej on the bed like she's getting ready to fuck him 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lukwarm sada nahi gunguna pani hota hai. But yay, SmartRi is back ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Matlab sabse hawa ladki ko chest pump karne k liye bola. I know Gauri's powerful and all, but couldn't he have asked someone with a little more dum? Lol

"sorry guys, he's no more"

Hain, is this a test? Itni jaldi kaise mar gaya? Must be a test? But on second day? Oh fuck it. Main kyu sir khapa rahi hu 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Ffwding bhudhon ka ishq 🙄

"Boom, hahahahhaha"

Knew this was a stupidass test. Lameness ki hadd. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Agar main gauri hoti, I'd have punched the guy!

Or maybe not,

"tum intelligent ho gauri"

Aww, look at bby. That exhibition fiasco really hurt her self esteem. She's the same gauri who'd said just bc i don't know english doesn't mean I'm stupid and today she thought she wasn't intelligent. I'm just glad this guy actually helped her raise it, and made her believe in herself again unlike some other guy who barsaoed his gussa on her for no damn reason 😒😒😒

OMG WHAT A FEELS WALA PRECAP!!! CAN'T WAIT 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

#rikara #omkara singh oberoi #gauri kumari sharma #ishqbaaz #live blogging

[arplis]

Arplis - News: Cheap And Reviews See No Evil Monkey Emoji

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The Spider

Okay, so I wrote this back in February and had plans to make it a chaptered fic with lots of subplots but then I got super fucking busy. So I think I'll just leave it here unless you guys want chapter two? But um anyway this is a Melchrits fanfiction so umm here you go.

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MORITZ

“I can do this, .I can so do thi,” I say to myself, with a towel in my right hand, and a tupperware container in my left. I open the door to the bathroom and spot the spider hiding by the toilet. I slowly walk towards it, when it moves about two inches forward.

“FUCK, NEVERMIND, CAN'T DO THIS,” I scream while shutting the bathroom door.

I run towards the living room and trip over the unopened boxes in the hallway.“AHHHH SHIT, FUCK.”

Why can’t anything go right today? Moving is not for me. I’ll just stay at this apartment forever…...once I figure out how to vanquish the tiny eight-legged demon from my bathroom.

I managed to move my folding chair up at least. I can't really unpack my stuff. I put like half the boxes in the bathroom like an idiot.

Ugh, I'm pathetic. Like, when the cute neighbor boy smiled at me, I dropped my stupid chair on my foot.  

That’s it!

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“I'm, uh, Moritz, your, uh, new, uh, hi-hi, I mean, hi, I'm your new upstairs neighbor, uh, yeah,” Oh god, he’s prettier in person. He’s smiling again. God, I love smiles. “So, um, hi, nice to meet you!”

“Nice to make your acquaintance, Moritz. I’m Melchior,” He holds out his hand and I kind of flinch, then realized he simply wanted me to shake it.

“Oh,” I mumble as I take his hand. He gives me a funny look but doesn’t question it.

I begin to fidget with my hands. “So, I do, umm, have a reason for coming here. Not that meeting your new neighbor isn't a, uh, legitimate reason. But, I'm here because I need a favor.”

Melchior raises his eyebrow and forms a small smirk on his lips.

“So, well, you see, I just, uh, moved into town and my only friend can’t really help me because she’s at school until six and I really need to be able to go to the bathroom. So, umm, there’s...”

This is going to sound so pathetic.

“Uhh, there’s this huge spider in my bathroom and I'm too afraid to get it out” I let out in one breath.  

He starts laughing. Oh no, he’s gonna shut the door in my face and never talk to me again, tell me I'm a wuss just like my father does.

“Oh, um, I'll just go then.” I start to turn away.

“Moritz, wait!” He grabs me by the arm and turns me around. He has nice, strong hands. When he sees my face, his smile falters.

“Hey, look, I'm sorry. It's just that I could hear you upstairs” He smiles again and I blush. “So, if complete the task of ridding the arachnid from your apartment, what do I get?”

Oh, I, um, actually thought this out. “So, I know this good Chinese place that delivers and I could, um, pay you in food?”

“Alright, I like that.”

“Ok, cool.”

Wow, I didn't think he would actually accept. I'm kind of annoying and awkward and stupid half the time, so people tend to ignore me.

I realize we have been standing here for a bit too long and Melchior is giving me this look. “Oh right, um, this way” I start to walk toward the stairs and he follows me. “ So here it is, my apartment.”

He looks around. “These are all Ikea boxes.”

“Yeah, umm, I didn't really have any,uhh, belongings besides my clothes so I had to buy new everything.” I don't mention it was because I ran away with nothing but my suitcase and a plane ticket.

“So, my bathroom is over here,” I say as I move a few boxes out of the way. “I tried to catch the spider but threw the container and towel somewhere.”  

“Yeah,I heard that.” Melchior replies.

I feel my face heat up. “Oh, umm, yeah, sorry, I tripped over the, uh, boxes.”Makes sense. Oh, there, is that container?” He says, pointing to it on top of another box.I go over, pick it up, and hand the items to him. “So, u h, .why didn’t you just smash it?”

“Oh, you'll see” I answer.

He opens the bathroom door. “Oh. I see.”

MELCHOIR

That certainly is a big spider. I’m not such a huge fan of them, but Moritz is watching me. Well, more like cowering in the other room, but still.

I did not think this is how my day would go. I had specific plans to do absolutely nothing. I did not expect to see a cute boy is moving in upstairs, nor did I think he would show up at my door and ask me (in a very cute German accent) if I would help him get rid of a spider.

The aforementioned spider is standing by one of the many boxes. I slowly walk forward and scrape it into the container.“Moritz, I got it!”

“Oh, that’s great, can you take it outside please?” he squeaks from the bedroom.

I walk downstairs and deposit the spider in the flower bed. When I walked to the door, Moritz was standing in the middle of the living room, staring at all the Ikea boxes and looking very overwhelmed.

“Hey, the spider has been taken care of,” I announce.

“Oh, thank you so much.”

“No problem. At least I get a free dinner”

“Oh, yeah, umm, so, I can order and I’ll bring the food to your place?”

Oh, right, we wouldn’t actually be eating together. I guess he doesn’t really like me. Whatever.

“Or, umm, I really don’t, umm, have anywhere too, uh, well, sit and I...I’m real...” he looks really nervous and starts to fidget with his hands. “I'm really tired and I, uh, hate to be rude but if you want- and it’s fine if you don’t- but, we could, umm, eat at your a...apartment?”

“Yes! I mean, sure.”

“Oh, really? Wow, thanks!” He looks so genuinely shocked and happy.

“So, where are you going to sleep?”

“Oh, I was just going to, um, roll up my jacket and sleep on the floor.”

“Oh really? If you want, you can sleep at my place and I could help you build all of your furniture tomorrow?”

He looked surprised. “I mean, if you really, um, want to. But, like, if you don’t, it's fine. I’m used to it. I never really got…. I mean, that's okay, you don't have to.” He looked really upset.

I’m awful at manual labor but I want to help him. “No, it's cool. I want to help.” I reply.

“Oh, thank god. I have no idea how any of that works! I mean, other than videos about it, but they weren’t very helpful because all they said was how difficult it was, so.”

Why is he adorable? His eyes are lit up like I just gave him a puppy.

“So, how about you grab your stuff, and we can head down to my apartment?” I ask.

“Okay! So, umm, let’s go.”

“What, don't you have pajamas?”

He looks upset again. “I don't have any.”

“Why not?”

“I haven't had time to buy any clothes.”

“Wait, so all you have is what you're wearing?” I just realize how dirty his hoodie looks and how old the jeans appear.

“Um, yeah.” His voice cracks and tears start streaming down his face.

“Oh my god, I’m so, so sorry. You don’t have to talk about it.” I don’t know why, but I wipe his tears away and he looks up at me and turns away.

“I’m sorry, Melchoir, you can leave if you want.

“No, come on, let's just go downstairs. I can lend you some of my clothes and I’ll make you hot chocolate.” I say with my hands on his shoulders.

“Really?” he says really skeptically.

“Yeah, come on.” He follows me out and locks his door. We get to my apartment and I set down my keys.

MORITZ

Why is he so nice to me? He probably pities me. I don't want his pity but, it’s too late, I've already accepted it.

His apartment looks nice and put together. His couch has several pillows with pretty embroidery on them. There are a few book posters on the wall.I notice one painting that looks familiar.

“Hey, where did you get this?” I say pointing to the painting.

“Oh, my friend, Wendla, takes art classes and her teacher gave her that one.”

“Is her teacher’s name by any chance Ilse Neuman?”

He looks up from the cabinet. “Yeah, how’d you know?”

“Ilse is my friend from back home, she’s the one who paid for my ticket and my apartment and all that furniture.”

“Wow, you guys must be good friends.” He says, pulling out two mugs from the cabinet.

“Yeah, yeah, we are.”

One night, I finally broke down and told her about my dad, so she sent a ticket a month later.

“You can sit down and order the food.” Melchior says.

“Okay,” I pull out my phone and dial the number

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The food arrives and we sit down at his tiny dining table. “So you're from Germany?”

“Yeah, how’d you know?”

“When I was young, I lived there with my Mom and Dad but when they split up, my mom took me to live in the states, but I visit my dad once a year in Berlin.”

“Berlin! That’s where I used to live!”

“Really? Wow, that's so weird.” I wonder if we used to play with each other at daycare or something.

“So Moritz...what do like to do?” He put his elbows on the table and shoves a fork full of noodles in his mouth.

“I umm I like to read.” I don’t have many interests but I want to seem interesting.

“That’s fantastic! What genres of books are your favorite?.” He looks really happy with my answer.“Oh, I like whatever I can get my hands on, but my favorite book is umm The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter.”

“Huh, I will have to check that one out. I personally like Faust and other classics but maybe that’s because I'm an English major.”

“That’s so cool! I really want to go to college but I um I uh haven't had the umm time I...guess.”

I think he senses my discomfort and he changes the topic .“So do you want to go to the couch and watch tv?”

“Um sure” Melchior begins to move the food to the couch, while I take the drinks over to the coffee table, he brings over the hot and sour soup and trips, spilling soup all over the couch. “Shit! God fucking dammit.” He runs his hands through his hair and turns towards me, his cheeks turn red. “Umm, ’m sorry I can be pretty clumsy sometimes.”

“That’s fine should I go get a towel?”

“Umm yeah the bathroom is down the hall to the right”

MELCHIOR

Crap that most definitely did not look cool. Now the sofa is going to smell for weeks.Oh crap, this means Moritz can’t sleep on the couch. I guess I’ll just sleep on the floor or something.God, i’m awkward “What kind of books do you like?” What kind of bullshit is that?  “Hey, I got a towel.” I startle out of my thoughts and turn around.

“Thank you so much! So under the kitchen sink, there should be a bottle of carpet cleaner can you get that for me?”

“Yeah of course.” He hands me the bottle and I clean up the couch.

“We can eat on the floor.” He smiles at me as we sit down and I open up Netflix.

“Okay Moritz, what do you want to watch?”

“Oh well, I don’t really get a chance to watch television so umm whatever you like?.”

“Okay, we can watch my friend Wendla’s favorite How I Met Your Mother.”

“That sounds cool.” As I watch him finish his food he gets more and more into the show and starts laughing at all the jokes. Moritz has this cute little laugh that’s almost like a giggle. He starts to seem more comfortable and slowly gets closer to me. It’s nearing midnight and before I know it he’s fallen asleep on me. His hair is flopping over his head because it’s just a bit too long, I really want to run my hands through it. “Hey Moritz wake up” I nudge him gently and he opens his eyes. “Hey come on let’s get you to my bed.” He looks up with his head still on my shoulder he’s fucking adorable.

“What? No ill just sleep on the floor.” He blushes and sits himself up.

“No, come on you're my guest. I'll sleep on the floor.”

“No it’s fine I'm used to it.”

“Okay fine we can just sleep on my bed together it’s a queen size so it’s cool.” He blushes even deeper.

“Ummm okay I..I ..I can do that.” I sense he needs a shower seeing as his clothes are covered in dirt.

“I’ll go get you some clothes and you can start warming up the shower”

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Moritz looks really small in my clothes I didn’t think I was that much bigger than him. He does look really frail and almost malnourished “So umm you can get under the blankets and I'll turn off the lights.Moritz slowly walks over to my bed and gets under the covers and I join him ten seconds later. God this is so cliche.

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