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shirecorn · 2 years

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Just need you to know I think about your sims ant hill a lot. Like almost daily. It vexes me but like in a good way?

What compelled you?

What was it that snapped in you that made you do that? Why??

Making the sims live like ants is just how I play games. I have never possessed the faculties to "snap" as you say, like dry spaghetti. Consider me instead a box of couscous: Pre-shattered and only takes 5 minutes to cook

The Ant Farm is actually rather tame compared to my usual fare.

Let's see....

Turning every single sim in the world into a werewolf and killing the ones I can't turn:

The grim reaper on his way to collect sims from my pool like so many dead bugs

Replacing every sim in the world with the grim reaper:

Seeing how many chickens I can put on a lot before it crashes:

Luring the repo man onto my lot so I can give him rabies by stacking hundreds of violins into a single square:

Then continuing to drag every NPC I could into my basement and kill them via rabies:

Which in turn inspired the Gummybear Convention:

Killing a family in specific ways that influence their mood, setting every outfit a bear suit, and constructing an airborne prison packed with as much emotion-inducing decor as I could fit to keep them in a perpetual state of agony or bliss

painting cats to look like other animals:

Figuring out that the resize key's upper limit does not apply to cheated objects and gradually engulfing the sun:

my woeful attempts at modding:

Facilitating various mishaps

And eventually, of course, circling back around to populating the bug gijinka society. Here we have corporate girlboss and her devoted husband:

Mrs. and Mr. Mantis

That's enough sims for now. Time for a tired shirecorn to curl up in the dirt and pass out.

Only a small portion of this is on my gallery page (shirecorn) and most of it is various wild animals inhabiting the bodies of household pets.

But if you'd like me to perhaps record myself playing, help me buy a microphone and I'll show you endless wonders. Or horrors. Depending on which side of the screen you're on.

#the sims #sims #the sims 4 #sims glitches #cursed sims #what do you even tag this stuff as #sims torture #shire games #ask #shire screams #sims pets

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llazyneiph · 1 year

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setting my custom sound effect’s gain to 500 was the WRONG move

TURN YOUR VOLUME WAY DOWN HOLY FUCK

#ts4 #sims 4 #cursed sims #keep in mind i had my volume on 100 for fucks sake #almost had a heart attack #cw: loud #tw: loud

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twyliexsims · 2 years

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my best sims screenshot to date

#the sims 3 #sims 3 #funny sims #the sims screenshots #sims screenshots #cursed sims

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potato-lord-but-not · 19 days

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put all the podcast guys in a room together for group therapy

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spiralling-spires · 2 months

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Being jurgen leitner the day that gerry almost killed him was probably really surreal. Imagine you’re minding your business, collecting fucked up books, and out of nowhere this goth guy covered in eye tattoos shows up and beats you half to death, then stops, goes, “no you’re too pathetic to be jurgen leitner” and leaves without further elaboration. And you dont correct him, you like being alive after all, and after that you just… continue with your life. And then several years later you tell this to some random guy in the tunnels you’ve been hiding in, and he not only knows who the goth was, but seems somewhat fond of the goth. And then you get brutal pipe murdered by the random guy’s boss. Oops

#the magnus archives #tma #jurgen leitner #gerry keay #jon sims #elias bouchard #on an unrelated note #i think leitner was probably of the eye if he was of any of the fears #the eye is kind of the perfect symbiote #plus i feel like going ‘oh hey cursed books. im gonna find more!’ is so eye coded #not that im saying eye avatars have poor self preservation instincts or anything #(this is exactly what im saying)#the motto of the eye should be ‘i fucked around and found out’#not that ‘audio opperior vigilo’ stuff

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pelinthehay · 5 months

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i am not immune to mean lesbian gwendolyn bouchard (+ saw people joking about how she’s gonna brutal pipe murder lena and honestly she deserves to have her moment!)

#jay draws #need her. need her so badly.#jonny sims you motherfucker you’ve done it again you cursed my dick #gwendolyn bouchard #gwen bouchard #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus protocol #tmgp #artists on tumblr

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vertigala · 4 months

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You thought you could just hide this in the tags huh @the-dumb-smart-friend

You caused this 🫡

From this post.

[1st image ID: two furbies are sitting on the desk before a 1995 computer monitor. One says "Jon, this is NOT what I was expecting when you said you found 'bodies' for us." The other one says "Well... at least we can blink now?" Jonah laughs at them from the monitor. End ID.]

[2nd image ID: a screenshot of a tag from user "the-dumb-smart-friend" says: "#I think it would be funny if they uploaded their consciousnesses to like #furbies or something." End ID.]

#this is so cursed I'm sorry #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #the rusty quill #vertigala's art #unfortunately

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alfheimr · 8 months

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i drew this way over a year ago but i think i just forgot to post it here. ingo adventure dx

#ingo voice You mean the chaos emeralds ?#pokemon #submas #sonic the hedgehog #sonic adventure #the vibe is also general grievous dating sim. you know.#ingo hopping through 800 different games before he can go home. what a horrible night to have a curse ..............#the original sonic screenshot i referenced said something like Hard work low pay. i question my life.#that game was so real.

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fox-guardian · 6 months

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hm. s3 was chock full of Shit Happening To Jon. he was kidnapped multiple times, held at knifepoint, his hand was severely burned, he got sent to the forever falling dimension, almost got skinned alive, half of the shit that happens to him in s3 all happen within the same week, and it was just generally not a fun time. then the unknowing happens and he literally gets blown up and sent into a coma.

for six months.

sure, a lot of what happens to Jon is partially because he's running headfirst into danger, but a lot of it also just happens to him. people know him as The Archivist, and decide to hurt him. kidnapping, mostly.

but for six months, he is completely unconscious, mostly dead, unable to move, speak, see, hear, or call out for help. he has never been morr vulnerable, more utterly helpless. and the only people that visit him seem to have been Martin, and Oliver.

Oliver, who is an avatar, who knows him as The Archivist, and.... doesn't wish him harm. He was just curious about him, and seemed to have been told to be there, so he went. And in his own way, he even saved him. He even chose to call him by his actual name.

After everything that happened to him, the one inhuman thing to visit him at his most helpless, didn't want to hurt him. He helped. I already understood Jon's thoughts about not smiting Oliver, but this makes it hit harder, I think.

Also do you think martin ever worried about something coming for Jon while he was comatose. Do you think he worried about that.

#ramblings with major #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #oliver banks #iiiits almost 4am #i need to go to sleep but i had to get this out lest i explode <3 #cursing

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calebisdrawing · 2 months

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