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Emilie Autumn for Bubblegum Sl-t Zine

Original Link (Archive Post from Author) Last access 3/31/24 Originally Posted: Summer 2010

...I interviewed Emilie Autumn a few times in the mid-00s, although only once for Bubblegum Sl💛t. I think the photo of Emilie and me (seen on the left of the first slide) was taken after an interview for Alternative Magazine. Every time I saw Emilie, her gigs grew a bit grander and more bonkers. Consider that her entry point to the era’s music scene was a violin-and-vocal concept album - which concerned Shakespeare and mental ill health, and arrived accompanied by a semi-autobiographical novel, fusing psych ward memoirs with a Victorian fantasy world – and you get some sense of just how bonkers things got. By the time this was printed in 2010, her shows were bringing cabaret vibes and musical theatre production values to rock venues. Accompanied by the ‘Bloody Crumpets’ (a troupe of burlesque belles posing as asylum inmates), and an elaborate array of handcrafted props and costumes, she was greeted at every show by hordes of adoring ‘plague rats’ in bloomers and stripey stockings. Something I always found both inspiring and a little intimidating was just how hands-on Emilie was with every aspect of her ambitious shows. Right down to handmaking merch, she oversaw every last damn detail of her immersive fantasy world, putting in frighteningly long hours to make it happen. This was a big a theme of this very wordy interview.

Interview and scans below the cut.

Transcription note: this interview is long and EA's comments are interspersed throughout, so I've put her words in bold.

Wayward Woman

Released from her old record contract, our favourite asylum inmate Emilie Autumn has lately let her creativity run. And run. And run.

18 hour day corporate workaholics would be put to shame by the drive that Emilie Autumn exhibits in her many artistic endeavors. With each successive, increasingly grand tour I've witnessed (for which Emilie handles the design and production of lavish stage sets and costumes, the creation handmade merch and the choreography of dance routines and comedy set-pieces with her sidekicks 'The Bloody Crumpets', not to mention violin, harpsichord and vocal duties) I've felt, with crowing certainty, that superhuman powers are the only explanation for her quite extraordinary ability to maintain both the quality and vast quantity of her output. Speaking to the insomniac artist herself shortly after her Spring 2010 tour of Europe and Australia however, I've forced to entertain the more improbable, and frankly frightening notion, that her stamina is actually that of a mere mortal, as she recounts woefully how a throat infection forced her to cancel two shows on this most recent outing. The singer can't claim she wasn't warned; management -- characterized in popular music mythology as the business bods cracking the whip on the backs of their poor, cash-cow artist -- apparently made efforts to talk her out of undertaking such a lengthy tour before she had embarked up it, but inevitably such a suggestion was never given any serious consideration by a women who describes the experience of taking a few days off as "torturous".

"I wasn't allowed to speak," she elaborated on the horrors of her enforced spell of rest and relaxation. "I wasn't even allowed to whisper, so I had to write things down to communicate. As somebody who talks a lot--as you can tell--it was definitely torturous!"

Yes, I can definitely tell you that, amongst a great deal of many other talents, Emilie Autumn can really talk. Figuring out that much in the four previous interview I've got to admit that, while the kind of intense and frank debate and confessions she offers in volumes are a refreshing pleasure over any media-trained soundbite, I approach this latest encounter with as much dread as anticipation; dread that is for the figure that will appear on my phone bill when the receiver eventually goes down and Emilie and Chicago. And on this occasion there's more to talk about than ever before.

See, even within the biography of an artist who is prolific by nature the past few months can be considered a fully of activity. The tour aside, there's been the double dis re-release of Emilie's breath-through album 'Opheliac', while the publication of her long-awaited book 'The Asylum of Wayward Victorian Girls' requires epic discourse by itself. So more -- much more -- of the book later. Firstly, Emilie explains, the starting point for seeing this succession of projects come to fruition was opting to break away from former German-based label Trisol.

"Once all the house clearing went down I found, to my surprise, when the door opened I had a good amount of options," she recalls, swiftly skipping to the part where, having weight these up, she found and offer from New York's The End records the most attractive.

By signing on the dotted line she joined an oddball, distinctly arty roster, which also includes Mindless Self Indulgence, Dir En Gray and Dirty Little Rabbits, and celebrated seeing her music gain a release in her native Unite States at long last. Although "frustrated" by the prior limbo period, when her work languished on record stores' prices import shelves, she has to conceded that there's little evidence to suggest hefty taxes impeded the spread of the 'plague' (as she is wont to refer to the rise of her so-described 'violindustrial', with fans readily wearing the label 'plague rats').

"I was amazed to see the fanbase I have [here] when I first toured the US," she says. "The Plague rats are here, they're everywhere, and it's insane that this thing has spread almost without radio, without videos and without a label until now."

The fresh pressing of 'Opheliac' has also been granted a second release in Europe, where by contrast Emilie has enjoyed strong support from the alternative music media ever since the album was initially issued in 2006. Critics might assume a second coming so soon a little premature but, even without the addition of a wealth of bonus material, a record that can honestly by called a 'grower' -- rewarding revisits by revealing new depths to it's complex sonics and storyline -- makes a good case for being deserving of a second look. For Emilie herself "the 'Opheliac' record is still the most important thing" - the silver lining to the breakdown which followed her separation from musical collaborator turned lover Billy Corgan, traced to the eureka moment at which she began charting comparisons between her own increasingly troubled life and the misadventures of Shakespeare's archetypal 'difficult woman.'

"I think a couple times in your life, if you're lucky, you just get it right," Emilie reflects of the work now. "It's like creating the perfect quote that people will say 500 years later, because it still rings true. When I sing those songs onstage, or listen to that record it still strikes me that there's not a single thing I would change."

Such a definitive statement from the artist herself does rather invite the suggestion that the bonus disc can do little to enhance the piece; only encourage plague rats to pick up the second copy.

"The first disc is completely a concept album, where every sound is a puzzle piece within a big plan and everything relies on everything else around it," Emilie affirms. "So that second disc is like 'here's the mixbox' -- it's a complete jumble of things, like the inside of my head. But it is all very relevant to the suicidal theme of the album."

Specifically, she cites her unlikely rendition of an age-old song Billie Holiday mad her own, declaring "'Gloomy Sunday', - that's like the original suicide song, it couldn't be more relevant." With her version sitting alongside a cover of The Smiths' 'Asleep,' a solo violin rendering of Bach, several original acoustic recordings and samples of the spoken word, performances Emilie has lately been giving in support of her book release, she's not wrong in her assertion that the second disc is a 'mixbox' either. Set in contrast to the main album's heavy, literary study of her own human condition this new component is also reflective of the trademark scatter-brained and impatient intellect she overwhelms with when she chatters mile a minute.

By far the greatest justification for revisiting 'Opheliac' now Emilie excitably gabs is the long-awaited arrival of its companion and sequel, the Asylum book, viewed by it's author as a sort of key to decoding the shorthand hints embedded in the other releases in her catalogue.

A back-burner project in the Trisol offices for more than 2 years, the book looked so sure to be lost to the world for a time that Emilie's reaction when it eventually when into production under guidance of The End was to "go into shock - I've almost been in denial that i was ever actually happening.," she gasps. "I'd got so into saying 'wait for it, it's going to be great!' and not having it materialize that it was a shock when the new printing company put it together. It was torture to keep touring a keep releasing knowing that, even if I have a great fanbase who like what I'm doing, they really had no idea of what they liked was about at the time, They didn't know the full extent of how serious it actually was, how much i actually means and real it is."

Referring to the titular 'Asylum' -- most basically defined as a location in [Emilie's] imagination and art, but nonetheless deeply rooted in historical documentation of the treatment of Victorian madwomen, and the harsh realities of Emilie's own experience of the modern mental health care system -- she tells "there's this thing of assuming it's a fantasy world when, actually, it's for real. That was very difficult," she sighs, "to go on touring, knowing that there were so many things I couldn't do onstage that I actually might have wanted to, but because they were references to things in the book they would never make sense without it."

As much a novel, information manual for those wanting to pick up tips on surviving a mental health ward or swarm of leeches and detailed history lesson as it is an autobiography, the book was a massive undertaking --particularly for an author possessed of the perfectionist tendencies Emilie is. To put in perspective the length of the sentence 'The Asylum..." served in post-production hell, journalists received sample pages from Trisol's PR department, in preparation for an apparently imminent publication, way back in 2008. In the months it took for a released date to pass many other active and breathing public figures saw fit to issue second volumes to their autobiographies. Hence it figures that the finished Asylum on bookstore shelves now is a substantial development of those early previews.

"The story was there but with every day there was another delay and so more painting and ore words would go in just so that the time wasn't completely wasted," confirms Emilie. "If I had to wait I had to make the most of that time and now you have something that wouldn't have been quite as awesome if it had come a day earlier. It's not like the 'Opheliac' record, where I wouldn't add a note or take a note away -- this is the story of my entire life, it goes on -- I could always add another scribble in another corner. 'Opheliac' is a time capsule and this is everything, it goes [from] the beginning to beyond the end... the ultimate ending is still just a massive cliff-hanger because we don't know how it ends!"

Candor and openness being defining traits of the Emilie I've come to know it's surprising to hear that the other "big, open question mark," the book implanted in her head was a wave of self doubt--

"Like, 'okay, you think you know how you're going to react if people read this stuff by do you really ?' And for a couple of days there was this silence, on our sounding board--you know, the internet," she translates. "Everything was really quiet for a couple of days as people were reading it and digesting it and when they came back there was a kind of collective 'holy fuck - we though we knew what was going on by now... maybe not.' There's an increased understanding of me and what I do now - the colours of everything are a bit brighter, because it means more. It's a relief," she announces. " I've said it now, everybody knows all of these things about me now, and if you still like who I am, knowing that this is the life I've lived and things I've done then you like who I really am. It's just a relief to finally tell someone who you really are... like you might have wanted to pretend to be the little queen, or tired to be the good girlfriend, and when you give that up... well, it turns out that pressure is a lot scarier than telling the truth and doing whet comes naturally."

While she's in the mood to share, Emilie reveals the next stage in her grand plan.

"I'll tell you my secret," she relents, after a moments hesitation, reasoning. "I don't know if it's a secret, it's kind of obvious really. My plan, of why the book has to get so very much out there, is because we want to make a movie."

A nanosecond is spared for dramatic effect here before her enthusiasm spurs her on to laying out the blow-by-blow proposal, as though addressing her plague rats en masse.

"Here's what I need you to do," she instructs. "I need you to go buy me these 52 hundred copies of the Asylum book, because then we in the popularity contests--and that's how we get to the top of the bestsellers list. That's very simple, right? Because then, everyone knows, every single book that reaches the top of the bestseller chart is very quickly made into a movie. So if you want to see that movie you've got to help me and purchase that book!"

Emilie is right to think her plan is becoming 'obvious' at this stage. Always theatrical, her stage shows have now grown to a scale that their props are testing the limits of her one-woman workshop, and their stunts are insurance policies of venues only every intended to play host to the humble rock band. A theatre or screen production is the clear next step and, not one to restrict the creative outlets at her disposal, Emilie has not ruled out the former option.

"When we're hitting a new venue every night we have to wonder every night if we're going to be able to do the full show," she sighs. "It's 'are they going to let us to aerials here?', 'are we going to have to leave out the fire-eating because they won't let us do fire here?' It's becoming very clear that, at this level, there are limits to what you can do and the alternative to that is getting a theatre run where you're actually in the same place for 3 months. But there's a part of me that doesn't want tot do that because, however grueling life on the road is, there's that whole thing of the show coming to the people, which I love. SO I think maybe doing both is the ideal. Something I'm quite seriously working on," she impressed, before continuing, "is the possibility of being able to tour with my own venue. Circuses do it, so why can't I? It's a bigger production, and it's expensive, but if you know what you want there's always a way, and I've figured out what we need to do, which is embrace the fact that this isn't a rock show and begin putting it into a setting which reflects that."

Which reminds me, amongst Emilie's many interests is creating music, and between talking books, movies and big tops we've so far neglected to mention an additional iron in the fire, that is 'Opheliac's musical follow-up. Suddenly engaged on another new topic Emilie tells, "I'm about halfway through writing, but nothing has been recorded. It's still being added to because that's the next thing -- making sure that this album accurately represents my life right now. It ties in to the Asylum book, and 'Opheliac', which laid out 'this is the situation you're in,' so this next record is naturally saying 'okay, now what do you do about it?' So that's where it gets a bit more violent and bloody, because now it's about fighting."

Supporting Emilie's often re-iterated line that her seemingly disparate works are, truly, inter-connected and even inter-dependant, recent live shows have started to develop the theme of fighting. Most obviously performances on the Spring tour included a segment in which Emilie and her Bloody Crumpets tool up to become the Asylum Army, marching to a gruffly barked, yet uniquely feminine, drill chant.

"Now there' about 50% guys in the audiences," she notes. "And so when we ask there 'are you ready to fight like a girl?', and every one of them is screaming 'yes'... well, that's amazing. It's about taking that phrase -- that we've heard our whole lives a s derogatory thing, 'you fight like a girl', 'you throw a ball like a girl,' we're taking that and turning it on it's ass completely to make it like the greatest thing possible, knowing that actually, if a girl really has something to defend, there will be no chivalry, no rules, and she will use every tool possible.

For Emilie, these violent developments, as explored more graphically on the next album, represent "part tow of the adventure. It's still completely relevant, it has to be," she says. "When I put [the record] out it has to mean at least as much to me as 'Opheliac' did."

Here the perfectionist standards that her vast ambition demand surface once again, and she tells "I never want to do anything that doesn't have the same impact, on me that is. I want to get it right again. I can't fail, it's just not what I do. I would rather not put anything out. But that's not going to be a problem. I'm already working on the new record and we're gonna be just fine."

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millionsofstrangeshadows · 26 days

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Hi, do you remember that contest on Shefightslikeagirl blog where you could win some EA related trinkets/jewellery made by Vecona, you won the auction right? Could you post some pics of that jewellery? I'm really curious how it looks like !

Hi anon, i can't because I don't have that jewellery, it is a colleague of mine that owns these pieces. This friend wanted to take part in that giveaway and asked me if she could use my tumblr account for this purpose cause she didn't want to use her own personal account. I sent a comment, passed on her email address when she won the giveaway.

Iirc you had to describe your best EA show memory? or something, This friend has never been to EA show and made it all up. I don't blame her much cause she was at a low point att and hoped these things would cheer her up but I know she felt bad about making it up later. She said she'd like to give these pieces to some other fan but they're not worth any money or setting up ebay listing etc.

I haven't been in touch with this friend for years after i went to study abroad, though I think she's active on tumblr. That being said it's not worth photographing much, she said it's all that was pictured on the blog nothing more nothing less. The bows looked cheap and tacky on hair and the weird "rat in petals" thing is completely of no use (her words lol), the only wearable thing was the "Heart in a frame" pendant and it is most valuable nostalgia wise, as you could actually see Bloody Crumpets wearing it onstage.

You can see the giveaway photo on @shefightslikeagirl in Vecona tag, sorry i don't have the pic on my device to post right now

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pruechaosbracket · 11 months

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ROUND 2-B: Taako, Magnus and Merle VS Tiny Tina

About Taako, Magnus, and Merle: A trio of adventurers, who's in-universe group name is Tres Horny Boys. Their antics come in both group ways; such as when they jumped down a well when none of them can levitate, and individual ways; such as when Taako brought and item that can be traded for someone's most valuable item and then sold it back to the same person for a Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom which he use as an accessory. When Magnus and Merle stole from a Bank while stopping an actual Bank Robbery, Taako threaten to rat them out to the officer outside. Merle chased someone into a quarry; which Magnus had just told him to not enter, to persuade them into following Pan via the Extreme Teen Bible, which he introduced with a song. When they group was blocked by a mass of vines, Merle flirted with the plant which caused it to be infatuated and grossed Magnus and Taako. Taako threaten his student for if he ever became more powerful then Taako, and he then brushed it off as him practicing for a play.

About Tiny Tina: A 13-year old demolitionist who the game's caption calls "Pandora's Deadliest 13-Year Old", and when she returned after a 7 year time-skip as a 19-year old her caption was changed to say "All Grown Up, Still Insane". She has her own set of bunkers, and once granted refuge in exchange for a session of Bunkers & Badasses; which is essentially Borderlands’ version of DND, where she was the DM. She turned "Pop goes the Weasel" and "I'm a little Tea Pot" into murder ballads, she blew off the door of her own camper van just to make an entrance, she gives the player-character a variety of nick-names, she calls onions "crying apples" and potatoes "googly tuber" and will threaten to kill anyone who corrects her on them. She tried to scam her exes by announcing her fake wedding for gifts/money, and then got legally married to mop and blew the entire wedding up when they actually came to it. Almost her entire diet is just crumpets, to the point where she has to be forced to eat other stuff, she can and will murder anyone who implies she takes bad care of her pets, and she went ballistic after realizing that a vending machine she thought sold chocolate chip actually sold oatmeal raisin, and ordered the player to destroy every vending machine there.

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goatskickin · 6 months

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Thank you so much for the tag @eulaliasims! thanks for calling me a storytelling simblr that was rly cool of you🥺 As per @episims: Sims Say the Darnest Things: When you get this, list five of your characters and their best quotes so far. Then pass it on to five other storytelling simblrs. 1. Patrick Springs-Eternal

“Hope my crumpet, now I know you didn’t mean to break the computer on purpose, but this is very inconvenient for me, as the entirety of my children’s novel was on there, as well as the perfect lemon-rose black rice pudding. You’ve got to me more careful.”

“f you are feeling restless, you are more than welcome to sort through the cans I’ve found at the dump this week, and toss the dented and swollen ones.”

“Patrick you are so attractive when you chastise me.”

“Don’t try to distract me Hope, my vegan chili recipe was also on that computer.”

2. Hierarchical Command Unit 70 aka HCU-70

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“We do not have records of poor conversation comprehension among your species.

But yes, again, we received the distress signal and I have responded. What is the nature of your distress?”

3. Temperance Springs-Eternal

“Hey so like, I love that you don’t wear makeup, you know? It makes your eyes look all squinty, and your face washed out…like a cute lab rat, you know?”

“What the hell? Was that supposed to be a compliment you jerk?!”

4. Loren Teens

“Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve been called a monster.

I forgot that people do it with such… vehemence.”

5. Faith Springs-Eternal

“Naked guy. Can I. Help you?”

“Jeez Red, you’re a tough crowd!”

“Well, you’re going to have to do better than waving your hog around if you want to impress me.”

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TAGGING: @deedee-sims, @vampireacademysims, @mdpthatsme, @mikexx2 and @ts2windyvalley

#sims 2 storytelling #sims 2 stories #apocalypse challenge #apocalypse c.o.w.#grandpa patrick and his culinary ramblings #temps being damn awful at talking to girls #and faith being a b*tch everyone's here

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rat-off-string · 2 months

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rat my dear mutual.. what are some things you like..

(unless you have been asked this before)

HI SPAGHETTIIII my DEAR mutual.

i HAVE been asked this before but i'll answer it again because i love talking about myself because my ego is big.

I LIKE SPLATOON. i dont even play that game (cant afford a switch) ive just been absorbing splatoon content second hand. my faves pearl & frye i love the forehead gals they have very mecore energy aslso. also splatoon music goes hard as FUCK

anyway music i love music. let me tell yuo about my music ive been listening to lately. - New Hampshire (PWR BTTM) - Piedmont (Destroy Boys) - Ergophobia (Psychadelic Porn Crumpets) - Club Foot (Kasabian) - Horny Hippies (The Dodos) - Something Soon (Car Seat Headrest) (i also prefer the teens of style version)

boy that sure is a lot of music. erm what else do i like. i like poetry and i like eating food and i like doing art. yay !

#blog lore #ask

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macaroonsims · 1 year

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Ever After High Legacy challenge

I'm pretty sure no one has made this yet, so here we go!

all heirs must be spellcasters, unless stated otherwise

it will only focus on the girls. If we did everyone it would get too long and confusing.

Rules are the same as always. Heirs can be of any gender, use cheats if you want. Complete all gen goals and aspiration, reach top of career.

birthday's are included in case you have an astrology mod

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Gen 1: Apple White, daughter of snow white

traits: good, self-centred, loyal

aspiration: leader of the pack

career: politician, leader/president branch

Birthday: may 13th

plant apples in garden,

white is your favourite colour

volunteer often

have an A in both elementary and high school

master logic and dance skills

have a pet fox named Gala

befriend wild foxes

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Gen 2: Raven Queen, the next Evil Queen

traits: mean, loyal, outgoing

aspiration: spellcaster and sorcery

career: criminal

birthday: 25th november

purple is your favourite colour

two familiars: a dragon named nevermore, and a raven (name is up to you)

have a dog named prince. When dog dies, get a pet rodent (rat) and also name him prince

have one child, afterwards marry someone (not the father of your child) who already has two kids

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Gen 3: Ashlynn Ella, the next Cinderella

traits: loves the outdoors, animal enthusiast, good

aspiration: friend of the animals

career: style influencer

birthday: 15th october

own a shoe shop called the Glass Slipper

have phoenix familiar called sandella

have a cat and a dog, and one of each pet rodent

have chickens, cows, llamas

complete bug, frog, and fish collections.

befriend birds, rabbits, and foxes

have three children: One, and then twins. The younger twin will be the heir

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Gen 4: Darling Charming, a somewhat rebellious princess

traits: bookworm, cheerful, active

aspirations: beach life, mt komorebi tourist, city native

career: writer, journalist branch

birthday: 11th february

have a dog named chance

have a dragon familiar named herowing

only have one child

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Gen 5: Madeline Hatter, daughter of the mad hatter

Traits: erratic, outgoing, foody

aspiration: bussiness

career: working at your bakery/business

birthday: 8th June

have a rat called earl grey

own a tea maker

keep a diary

wear a hat with every outfit

own a bakery

master baking skill

have a dragon familiar called crumpets

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Gen 6: Cerise Hood, the next red riding hood

traits: active, loner, loves the outdoors

aspiration: bodybuilder

career: athletic career

birthday: 31st october

be a werewolf

have an older half sister from your father's side. Parents aren't together and never married

have a dog called Carmine

plant cherries in back garden

Have nine children, including a set of triplets. Eldest will be the heir

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Gen 6.5: Ramona Badwolf, daughter of the bad wolf (optional generation).

traits: gloomy, loyal, active

aspirations: werewolf initiate, wildfang renegade

career: up to you

birthday: 19th of April

be a werewolf

join the wildfangs and become their leader

become an apex werewolf

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Gen 7: Briar Beauty, the next sleeping beauty

traits: lazy, party animal, dance machine

aspiration: jungle adventurer,

career: gardener

birthday: 9th of august

only have one child

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Gen 8: Rosabella beauty, the next Beauty

traits: animal enthusiast, bookworm, ambitious

aspirations: bestselling author, friend of the animals, country caretaker

career: politician, charity branch

birthday: 4th of september

have a butterfly (part of the insect collection)

have one of each rodent, a dog, a cat, cows, chickens, llamas

befriend dolphins, birds, foxes, and rabbits

have bees and all bugs from eco living

have two children, eldest will be the heir

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Gen 9: Elizabeth 'Lizzie' Hearts, the next queen of hearts

traits: good, self-absorbed, active

aspiration: freelance botanist

career: gardener, florist branch

birthday: 18th january

have a pet hedgehog

master flower arranging and gardening skills

plant roses in back garden

have only one child

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Gen 10: Kitty Cheshire, daughter of the cheshire cat

traits: cat lover, goofball, mean

aspirations: chief of mischief, lady of the knits

career: make money by selling knitted things on plopsy

birthday: 24th may

always have a cat in your household

master knitting skill

have only one child

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BONUS GENS FROM NOW ON

Gen 11: Duchess Swan, the next swan queen

traits: dance machine, evil, mean

aspiration: master actress

career: actress

birthday: 30th april

have a lake stocked with swans

master acting skill

reach superstar fame rank

have a negative reputation

only have one child

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Gen 12: Courtly Jester, daughter of the joker card

traits: mean, goofball, active

aspiration: joke star

career: comedian

birthday: 11th January

master comedy and athletic skills

learn all mischief magic spells

have twins

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Gen 13: Poppy O'Hair, believed to be the youngest twin, is actually the eldest.

traits: genius, creative, loner

aspirations: painter extraordinaire

career: stylist

birthday: 19th june

master painting skill

use the vlogging station to film make-up vlogs

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Gen 13.5: Holly O'Hair, the next Rapunzel, believed to be the older twin

traits: bookworm, creative, genius

aspiration: bestselling author

career: writer, author branch

plant hollies in your garden

master imagination skill as a toddler

keep a diary

master writing skill

have a cat called Clipper

only have one child

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Gen 14: Blondie Lockes, the next goldilocks

traits: high maintenance, overachiever, outgoing

Career: writer, journalist branch

birthday: 9th september

have one of your outfits be a bear costume

use the vlogging station often

master coding skill

master writing skill

only have one child

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Gen 15: Bunny Blanc, future white rabbit

traits: genius, active, creative

aspirations: musical genius, bodybuilder

career: politician, charity branch

birthday: 21st January

befriend bunnies

become best friends with the flower bunny

favourite colour is white

master athletic skill only by going jogging/for a run

have only one child, but something happens and you cannot take care of them. They are adopted and raised by someone else

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Gen 16: C.A Cupid, the next cupid

traits: romantic, loyal, outgoing

aspirations: serial romantic, soulmate (in this order)

career: teacher

birthday: 24th november

attend every romance festival

complete the social butterfly aspiration as a child

read and write romance novels, and watch the romance channel often

never go swimming

only have one child

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Gen 17: Cedar Wood, the next pinocchio

traits: creative, art lover, proper

aspiration: painter extraordinaire

career: painter

birthday: 17th July

master painting and photography skills

befriend birds and have a bird feeder

make at least one of each wooden sculpture and master that skill

only have one child

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Gen 18: Faybelle Thorn, the next dark fairy

traits: ambitious, active, self-absorbed

aspiration: chief of mischief

career: up to you

birthday: 16th november

have a fairy familiar

learn all untamed and mischief spells

be a cheerleader in high school

never date or get married

have a pomerenian puppy called Spindle

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Gen 19: Ginger Breadhouse, the next candy witch

traits: foody, cheerful, geek

aspiration: master chef

career: bakery owner/chef

birthday: 24th january

master baking, cooking, and gourmet cooking skills

have a gummy guppy called Jelly

have one child

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Gen 20: Nina Thumbell

traits: animal enthusiast, loves the outdoors, green fiend

aspirations: country caretaker and freelance botanist

career: eco innovator/engineer

birthday: 23rd march

be a cheerleader in high school

always recycle

live on a off the grid lot and generate your own energy

have a cat called rascal

dress up as a fairy for halloween

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Gen 21: Jillian Beanstalk, daughter of Jack from the tale 'jack and the beanstalk'

traits: adventurous, music lover, green fiend

aspirations: musical genius, outdoor enthusiast

career: civil engineer (eco green living pack)

birthday: 9th december

buy the brave trait in the rewards store

plant beans in back garden (jungle adventure pack)

have twelve children, youngest will be the heir

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Gen 22: Justine Dancer, daughter of the 12th dancing princess

traits: dance machine, creative, self-assured

aspiration: master actress

career: actress

master acting and dancing skills

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Gen 23: Farrah Goodfairy, the next fairy godmother

traits: good, creative, loyal

aspiration: spellcraft and sorcery

career: style influencer

birthday: 27th september

own a clothes shop

have a pet rat called Clydesdale

have a fairy familiar

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Gen 24: Melody Piper, the next pied piper

traits: music lover, dance machine, creative

aspiration: musical genius

career: musician/dj

birthday: 31st July

master dj skill

have a dragon familiar

keep a diary

have a pet rat called mousetro

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Gen 25: Crystal Winter, the next snow queen

traits: cheerful, good, active

aspiration: extreme sports enthusiast

career: up to you

birthday: 17th november

declare love for cold temperatures/cold weather

go ice skating often

master snow boarding and skiing skills

have an owl familiar

unlock the achievement polar bear club (go swimming when its freezing/snowing outside)

teach skiing classes

have two daughters, eldest will be the heir (Meeshel and Melody)

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Gen 26: Meeshell Mermaid, daughter of the little mermaid

traits: child of the ocean, music lover, child of the island

aspiration: beach life

career:

birthday: 2nd march

master singing skill

be a mermaid

live in sulani

befriend a dolphin

complete seashell collection

marry a human

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Gen 27: Lilly Bo Peep, the next little bo peep

traits: good, clumsy, animal enthusiast

aspiration: country caretaker

career: sell wool/eggs/animal products

birthday: 7th september

must have llamas, other animals are up to you

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Gen 28: Maisie Muffet, the enxt little miss muffet

traits: foody, good, cheerful

aspiration: master chef

career: chef/ice cream shop owner

have an ice cream maker

own an ice cream shop

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Gen 29: Helga Crumb, daughter of Hansel

traits: mean, foody, glutton

aspiration: chief of mischief

career: bakery owner

birthday: 27th april

master baking skill, be the owner of a bakery

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End of challenge! Ended up being reallyyy long, but if you follow it you'll unlock the alphabet legacy achievement

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thankyouforthefunny · 28 days

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He’s shaped like a delectable pastry, perhaps a croissant or a bear claw

#crumpet the rat #my rats #rat pictures #ratblr #fancy rats #pet rats #described

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teapartyrats · 27 days

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Crumpet wishes you a rat-tastic day!

#ratblr #ratposting #fancy rats #pet rats #rats

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ratlicker69 · 1 year

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Rats taste like hot buttered crumpets ok stop asking and go taste one for yourself

#butter my crumprat #get your rat on

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donttalkaboutmemes · 2 years

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The Great Mouse Detective (1986) Sentence Meme

Under the cut you will find 80+ sentences from the 1986 version of The Great Mouse Detective to use for your enjoyment!

1. “This is my very best birthday.”

2. “I haven’t given you your present yet.”

3. “You’re the most wonderful father in the whole world.”

4. “Little did I know, but my life was about to change forever.”

5. “Come, come. Dry your eyes.”

6. “Oh my, you poor dear! You must be chilled to the bone.”

7. “I know just the thing. Let me fetch you a pot of tea and some of my fresh cheese crumpets.”

8. “The villains slipped this time! I shall have him!”

9. “You don’t understand! I’m in terrible trouble!”

10. “How did you know I was a doctor?”

11. “I believe I smell some of those delightful cheese crumpets of yours. Why don’t you fetch our guests some?”

12. “Drat, another dead end. He was within my grasp!”

13. “Young lady, this is a most inappropriate time.”

14. “He’s a genius, a genius twisted for evil. The Napoleon of crime.”

15. “As bad as all that, eh?”

16. “For years I’ve tried to capture him, and I’ve come close. So very close. But each time he’s narrowly evaded my grasp.”

17. “There’s no evil scheme he wouldn’t concoct, no depravity he wouldn’t commit.”

18. “Who knows what dastardly scheme that villain may be plotting even as we speak.”

19. “Quite an ingenious scheme, eh? And aren’t you proud to be a part of it?”

20. “You can do what you want with me. I won’t be a part of this evil any longer.”

21. “By the way, I’m having the liberty of having your daughter brought here.”

22. “I would spend many a sleepless night if anything unfortunate was to befall her.”

23. “Oh, I love it when I’m nasty.”

24. “You know what to do. And no mistakes.”

25. “My friends we are about to embark on the most odius, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy.”

26. “It promises to be a night she will never forget.”

27. “It hasn’t all been champagne and caviar. I’ve had my share of adversity.”

28. “For years that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.”

29. “I haven’t had a moments peace of mind.”

30. “All that’s in the past! This time nothing can stand in my way! All will bow before me!”

31. “What was that? What did you call me?”

32. “I’m afraid that you’ve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.”

33. “I trust there will be no further interruptions.”

34. “This case is most intriguing with its multiplicity of elements, its many twists and turns.”

35. “You’re certain you’ve told me everything? The slightest detail may be important.”

36. “A crime of the most sinister nature, no doubt.”

37. “No sign of the blackguard anywhere.”

38. “This is not business for children.”

39. “You are most definitely not accompanying us and that is final.”

40. “Not a word out of you. Is that clear?”

41. “The thrill of the hunt, eh?”

42. “Upon my word, I’ve never seen so many toys.”

43. “Don’t let this girl out of your sight!”

44. “Confound it! I told you to watch over the girl!”

45. “Poor girl. I should have watched her more closely.”

46. “Don’t worry, old fellow. It’s not entirely hopeless.”

47. “There’s always a chance as long as one can thing.”

48. “How sweet. I just love tearful reunions.”

49. “Remember it must be ready tonight!”

50. “You mean you’re not mad? I’m glad you’re taking it so well.”

51. “Oh I can just see that insufferable grin on his smug face.”

52. “You delightful little maniac! You’ve presented me with a singular opportunity.”

53. “Don’t be absurd. You look perfect.”

54. “Stay close and do as I do.”

55. “Two pints for me and my shipmate.”

56. “There you are boys. It’s on the house.”

57. “Has a rather nice bite to it.”

58. “Bravo! Bravo! A marvelous performance. Though, frankly, I expected you fifteen minutes earlier.”

59. “No one can have a higher opinion of you than I had. And I think you’re a slimy, contemptable sewer rat.”

60. “I just love your disguise. Really, one would hardly recognize you.”

61. “So help me, I’ll see you behind bars yet!”

62. “You fool! Isn’t it clear to you?”

63. “The superior mind has triumphed! I’ve won!”

64. “You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Oh, I had so many ingenious ideas I didn’t know which to choose. So I decided to choose them all.”

65. “Oh, this is wicked. So delightfully wicked.”

66. “See what you can do with the proper motivation?”

67. “It was my fond hope to stay and witness your final scene, but you were fifteen minutes late and I do have an important engagement.”

68. “You should have chosen your friends more carefully.”

69. “Haven’t you figured it out? The Queen’s in danger and the empires doomed.”

70. “Have you been with us long?”

71. “How could I have been so blind?”

72. “We all make mistakes, but we can’t let that stop us.”

73. “He would never have walked into such an obvious trap.”

74. “Pull yourself together! You can stop that villain!”

75. “It’s finally happened! I’ve been outwitted!”

76. “Our queen is in mortal danger!”

77. “As your new royal consort, I have a few slight suggestions.”

78. “I have the power! I am supreme!”

79. “This is MY kingdom! That is, of course, with your highness permission?”

80. “You’re not my royal consort. You’re a cheap fiend and imposter?”

81. “Stay where you are or the girl dies!”

82. “Would you kindly sit down and shut up!?”

83. “There’s no escape this time!”

84. “The games not over yet!”

85. “To be thanked by the queen herself! Oh how very thrilling, eh?”

86. “The case is over. Perhaps it’s best I found my own living quarters.”

87. “You look as if you’re in some trouble.”

88. “Over the years, we’ve had many cases together.”

#ask meme #askbox meme #ask box meme #rp meme #roleplaying meme #sentence meme #lyric meme #the great mouse detective

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alicesought · 1 year

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What kinds of names does Jervis give his mice? Do they follow any sort of pattern?

{{ Back in his lab days, besides the biggest one being called Dormouse of course, all his other mice were named after food, especially desserts you'd find on a tea table.

Biscuit, crumpet, cheesecake, etc! It's the nature of lab rats that they're often cycled through, so besides a few consistent testers he didn't really have one single set of rats you need to remember the names of outside of Dormouse, but they were always named things like that while they were in use! }}

#🐇 ◆◇◆ || ₙₒ ᵣₒₒₘ₋ ₙₒ ᵣₒₒₘ! || { o.o.c. }#🐇 ◆◇◆ || ᵢ cₐₙ’ₜ ₑₓₚₗₐᵢₙ ₘyₛₑₗf ᵢ’ₘ ₐfᵣₐᵢd ₛᵢᵣ... || { headcanons. }#🐇 ◆◇◆ || cᵤᵣᵢₒᵤₛₑᵣ ₐₙd cᵤᵣᵢₒᵤₛₑᵣ! || { ask. }

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i love that fart records pic so much lmao its edited so well to the point where i didnt even notice the records were edited and when i did i zoomed in to each one lol. Also I'd love to see the records in the pic listed out if u dont mind (if u do mind its cool tho!) #epic

This’ll be a LONG one, bear with me.

Steely Dan - Aja

Walter Becker - 11 Tracks of Whack

Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band - Trout Mask Replica

Osees - Castlemania

Gary Fink - Can’t Stop Singing About Jesus (jokingly added)

Fusioon - Fusioon

Doobie Brothers - Minute By Minute

Golden Earring - Cut

Primus - Antipop

Rush - 2112

Uriah Heep - The Magician’s Birthday

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Brain Salad Surgery

King Crimson - Islands

After All - After All

King Gizzard - Willoughby’s Beach

Babe Rainbow - Double Rainbow

Pipe-eye - Laugh About Life

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - High Visceral, Pt. 1

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets - High Visceral, Pt. 2

King Gizzard - Infest The Rats’ Nest

The Murlocs - Bittersweet Demons

Peter Gabriel - Peter Gabriel 2: Scratch

Donovan - Sunshine Superman

Golden Earring - Moontan

Gloop and The Yoinkies - Gloop And The Yoinkies Kill The Government

Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band - Clear Spot

Primus - Green Naugahyde

The Police - Regatta De Blanc

Oysterhead - The Grand Pecking Order

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Emerson, Lake & Palmer

King Crimson - Starless and Bible Black

XTC - Drums and Wires

Uriah Heep - Firefly

Bullant - German People

Viper - You’ll Cowards Don’t Even Smoke Crack (jokingly added)

The Poopshitters - The Poopshitters (jokingly added)

Babe Rainbow - Today

Osees - Face Stauber

King Gizzard - Omnium Gatherum

King Gizzard - Polygondwanaland

King Gizzard - Gumboot Soup

King Gizzard - Made in Timeland

King Gizzard - Murder of the Universe

King Gizzard - Teenage Gizzard

King Gizzard - Quarters!

King Gizzard - Sketches of Brunswick East

King Gizzard - Oddments

King Gizzard - Live in San Francisco ‘16

King Gizzard - Chunky Shrapnel

King Gizzard - Live in London ‘19

King Gizzard - Live in Brussels ‘19

King Gizzard - Live in Adelaide ‘19

King Gizzard - Live in Asheville ‘19

Bruford - Gradually Going Tornado

Osees - Orc

Rush - Signals

Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band - Safe As Milk

Klark Kent - Klark Kent (I think)

Donald Fagen - The Nightfly

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Love Beach

Osees - Floating Coffin

Simon & Garfunkel - Bookends

Peter Gabriel - Spiel Ohne Grenzen (I don’t know why I didn’t just use the actual album cover)

Bruford - Feels Good To Me

Steely Dan - Gaucho

King Gizzard - 12 Bar Bruise

Wishbone Ash - Argus

King Gizzard - Fishing For Fishies

Genesis - Foxtrot

Giles, Giles & Fripp - The Cheerful Insanity of Giles, Giles & Fripp

Osees - Smote Reverser

Frank Zappa and The Mothers - Over-Nite Sensation

Beans - Babble

King Gizzard - K.G.

King Gizzard - L.W.

Local H - Pack Up the Cats

Klaatu - 3:47 EST ;-)

Steely Dan - Countdown To Ecstasy

Pink Floyd - Piper At The Gates of Dawn

King Gizzard - Flying Microtonal Banana

Primus - Frizzle Fry

King Gizzard - Float Along - Fill Your Lungs

Steely Dan - The Royal Scam

King Crimson - In the Wake of Poseidon

King Gizzard - Nonagon Infinity

Yes - Fragile

King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King

Emerson, Lake & Palmer - Trilogy

Steely Dan - Aja

They Might Be Giants - They Might Be Giants

Victor - Victor

Chris Squire - Fish Out of Water

King Crimson - Red

Genesis - Nursery Cryme

Deep Purple - Machine Head

I Mother Earth - Scenery & Fish

Toadies - Rubberneck

The Buggles - The Age of Plastic

Rush - A Farewell To Kings

Pink Floyd - Meddle

The Police - Ghost in the Machine

Kraftwerk - Computer World

Led Zeppelin - Led Zeppelin III

Terry Reid - Seed of Memory

Creepy John Thomas - Brother Bat Bone

Golden Earring - Seven Tears

Yes - Close to the Edge

Spish - Building a Family

King Gizzard - Butterfly 3000

The Police - Outlandos d’Amour

Mr. Bungle - Mr. Bungle

Asia - Asia

Daft Punk - Human After All

King Crimson - Discipline

Blank Banshee - Blank Banshee 0

Steely Dan - Can’t Buy a Thrill

The albums with coloured names are in my top 10. Also, thank you! Glad you enjoy it :-)

#shrimp's mailbox #anonbox #long post

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