new human au thing I am just so deeply fond of
Stereotypical teenager artistic loner Virgil is great but y'know he's missing? What he's always missing in stories?
A murder of crows!
Remus gets a date with the quiet emo at school. Score! He's ecstatic. They have a date. They have a few dates. They go over to Virgil's house one weekend. Remus makes sex jokes because it's Remus. Virgil laughs but doesn't confirm or deny.
They walk up to Virgil's yard. Pretty normal, right? No! Remus gets dive-bombed by a crow.
"oh shit, you need an offering, wait here."
Remus is left on the sidewalk in front of Virgil's home as he rushes inside. Remus can't step on the lawn or he gets dive-bombed by a crow. He is fascinated.
Virgil runs back out (noticably not bothered by the crows) and he gives Remus... blueberries?
To say that Remus falls in love very quickly as Virgil apologizes and explains he befriended the crows ages ago and now they follow him everywhere (and Remus later learns that they do follow him everywhere) and Virgil teaches him to give blueberry offerings until he's allowed in... Remus falls in love quick. He falls in love to the point he forgets about the jokes he made about getting laid that night.
Also we need more "Virgil respectfully hanging out in a cemetery" because that HC rocks too and he gives me the vibes. Quiet little not-on-top-of-a-grave corner of the cemetery? So alt, he'd love it. Virgil with his little crow friends in a cemetery. He names one Poe but he never remembers who is who so they're all Poe. Like Edgar Allen Poe. Quoth the Raven nevermore.
Remus' and Virgil's wedding cake topper is a crow years later.
Anyway crows and cemeteries and cake toppers.
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They're his Crow children Your Honor <3 I L O V E this S O fucking much!!! The fact that Ree falls even harder from seeing how caring and gentle Vee is with the Crows to the point where they trust and befriend him is S O fucking cute!!! Also R E A L we do need more Vee respectfully hanging out in a cemetery Poe, Poe, and Poe are all invited to the wedding <3
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Chocolate Cake with Chocolate Orange Buttercream
I am back! It’s been a very long hiatus but I’ve still been trying out recipes and cooking foods mentioned in the Simon Snow Series!
Today seemed a particularly good day to post, as Carry On Countdown is going on and today’s prompt is CAKE!!
This cake comes from chapter 89 of Any Way the Wind Blows and is courtesy of Lady Ruth Salisbury, of course.
“There’s chocolate cake with chocolate-orange butter cream.” (Simon POV, Ch 89, Any Way the Wind Blows, by Rainbow Rowell.)
I’ve made this cake a few times now. The family seems to love it for birthdays. It’s very rich, very dense and very good.
Chocolate Cake with Chocolate-Orange Buttercream
Ingredients
Cake:
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups sugar
1 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1/2 cup of canola oil
1 cup milk (I used lactose free)
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup boiling water
1/4 cup orange juice (which I forgot to include in the picture)
Buttercream:
8 oz bittersweet chocolate, chopped, or 8 oz bittersweet chocolate chips
1 stick unsalted butter, at room temperature
6 oz shortening ( or more butter if you prefer, I used vegetable shortening) also at room temperature
3-4 cups powdered/ confectioner’s sugar
1/2 cup orange juice
1 tsp orange zest
1 tbsp cornstarch
Method
Cake:
Preheat the oven to 350F.
Grease two 8-inch cake pans and line with parchment paper.
Whisk the sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in one large bowl.
Gently whisk the eggs in a separate bowl until yolks and whites are combined then add oil, milk, and vanilla then mix well. Save the boiling water and orange juice for a bit later.
Add the egg/milk/oil mixture to the dry ingredients and mix.
Then add the boiling water and orange juice to the mixture.
Divide the batter evenly between the two cake pans.
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until center set and toothpick inserted comes out clean.
Remove from oven and allow to cool on wire rack.
Buttercream:
Melt the chocolate in a double boiler and allow to cool slightly
Whip the butter and the shortening until creamy
add orange juice and orange zest, mixing well
add 3 cups of powdered sugar, one at a time.
add cornstarch
add melted chocolate
add up to one more cup powdered sugar, to reach desired consistency (the first time I made it I ended up with the entire extra cup, last time I used 3/4)
if it feels too thick you may add a tablespoon more of orange juice
Place one of the cakes on a plate and cover top with buttercream. Gently place the second cake on top of the first and apply the buttercream liberally over the top and sides of cake. Slice and serve.
Enjoy!
Recipe with photos below!!
Ingredients (sorry the orange juice is MIA in the photo)
Cake:
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 3/4 cups sugar
1 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1 tsp salt
2 eggs
1/2 cup of canola oil
1 cup milk (I used lactose free)
1 tsp vanilla
1/2 cup boiling water
1/4 cup orange juice (which I forgot to include in the picture)
(dry ingredients in photo!)
Cake Method:
Preheat the oven to 350F.
Grease two 8-inch cake pans and line with parchment paper.
Whisk the sugar, flour, cocoa, baking powder, baking soda, and salt in one large bowl.
Gently whisk the eggs in a separate bowl until yolks and whites are combined then add oil, milk, and vanilla then mix well.
Save the boiling water and orange juice for a bit later.
Add the egg/milk/oil mixture to the dry ingredients and mix.
Then add the boiling water and orange juice to the mixture.
Divide the batter evenly between the two cake pans.
Bake for 25 to 30 minutes or until center set and toothpick inserted comes out clean.
Remove from oven and allow to cool on wire rack.
wet ingredients!
Cake cooling
Buttercream Ingredients:
(there is the orange juice!)
Buttercream:
8 oz bittersweet chocolate, chopped, or 8 oz bittersweet chocolate chips
1 stick unsalted butter, at room temperature
6 oz shortening ( or more butter if you prefer, I used vegetable shortening) also at room temperature
3-4 cups powdered/ confectioner’s sugar
1/2 cup orange juice
1 tsp orange zest
1 tbsp cornstarch
shortening and butter
The buttercream!!!
Buttercream Method:
Melt the chocolate in a double boiler and allow to cool slightly
Whip the butter and the shortening until creamy
add orange juice and orange zest, mixing well
add 3 cups of powdered sugar, one at a time.
add cornstarch
add melted chocolate
add up to one more cup powdered sugar, to reach desired consistency (the first time I made it I ended up with the entire extra cup, last time I used 3/4)
if it feels too thick you may add a tablespoon more of orange juice
Putting the cake together:
A slice of cake:
Enjoy the cake!
@carryon-countdown
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Carry On Countdown - Day 4: Cake
SOOOOOO, the incredible @larkral offered to make Lego art for the Rosethorn girl universe, and because I am not a fool, I said YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES.
The Black Forest (Cake) of Death, I Mean Bedtime
Simon Snow Salisbury, age 6
Lego
(Title by the artist’s uncle, James* Percival Salisbury.)
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Here is my preferred method for experiencing this piece of art:
1.) Set a time for 5 minutes
2.) Put on "Peter and the Wolf"
3.) Click on the image to see it in its full glory
4.) Spend that 5 minutes contemplating this work. Just. Really take in the little details, you know? The colour palette. How Simon has two right arms. The fallen book balanced at an impossible thing. Whatever the fuck Penny is holding. Is it - a wand? A laser gun? A bingo dabber? It's purple, that's what matters. But also what happened to her HAND?? Okay, don't worry about her hand. Just take in this tiny Baz with a guitar for a violin -- and not just any guitar, but clearly an electric guitar with a rad pattern on it. Also check out Simon's FRECKLES and his wee red dragon wings that are like some sort of cape. And the ever so slightly visible scuff marks, so you know these Lego pieces have been well-loved and well-gnawed. And the piece de resistance, this CAKE. Six luscious layers. The tiny green candle at the centre with its pink flame, like it's fairy fire. The icing that is icing but also flowers and maybe snowballs and then some more flowers because as Lady Ruth would say, fuck it, you can never have too many flowers on a cake. Just. Perfection.
4.) Whenever you're feeling low, repeat.
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Excerpt from an interview with the artist (aka bb Simon and Uncle Jamby Having a Serious Art Conversation) below the cut!
Q: “So, you’re - you’re on a quest?”
A: “Yes we are on a quest, me and Penny and Baz, Penny says it is a Quest for Cakes and Books. I thought maybe it'd just be for Cake but Penny says that every Quest is a Quest for Knowledge."
Q: “And Penny’s hair is - purple?”
A: “Yes purple is her favourite colour she is going to turn her hair people once she has her own wand, she told me.”
Q: “Oh-okay. And, um, your pal Baz. He’s looking. A bit peaky, isn’t he?”
A: “Yes because he’s a vampire.”
Q: “…”
A: (whisper) “It’s only a make-pretend, Uncle Jamby, he isn’t really a vampire.” (Normal voice) “Anyway he’s a good vampire. He only bites people who deserve to be bitten, like that lady who said mean things to you at Gran’s party.”
Q: (choking) (clearing throat) “And is he. A bard? What’s this little instrument he’s got here?”
A: “It’s his violin. Baz says he doesn’t smile when he plays the violin but he does, I saw it. Sometimes if I am very quiet he doesn’t notice I am there and I get to listen to him play. He’s very good.”
Q: “And you’ve got. A sword?”
A: “Yes it’s a sword fork because Cake.”
Q: “Cool.”
A: “Can we play now?”
Q: “Of course. Do we - should I make a little Lego me?”
A: “No, you get to be the Cake.”
*The artist's uncle would like to point out that Jamie is short for "James" and not "Jimothy," no matter what his flatmate Lachlan says
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