#corgi and the beast

[notmaplemable]

Girlfriend Code

Ruby: *Wearing Jaune's hoodie* You know, it's kind of weird that we wear our boyfriend's clothes all the time, but they never wear our clothes.

Yang: *Wearing one of Ren's shirts* Can Jaune even fit into any of your clothes?

Ruby: ...Umm... My hood? That's about it. But Ren wear you clothes if he wanted to.

Yang: Do you think he would want to wear a low cut tank top?

Ruby: Nope.

Yang: Exactly.

Weiss: *Walks in wearing one of Sun's shirts, and actually bothering to button the thing* What are you two talking about?

Ruby: Our boyfriend's not wearing out clothes, even though we wear their clothes all the time.

Weiss: I don't think men really understand how amazing it is to wear their partner's clothing.

Yang: Yeah, I guess they never would've tried it out to find out.

Zwei: *Walks it, groggy and wearing Blake's shirt* Did anyone make coffee?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #sunflowyr #sunflakes #corgi and the beast #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #zwei rose #dog!faunus zwei

[littlelewdmable]

She Needs To Know

Zwei: You know, I'm kind of glad I didnt get a tail for my faunus trait.

Jaune: It can be kind of annoying sometime, but I would have to have to clean two sets of ears out all the time

Zwei: Yeah, it kind of sucks. But if I had a tail it would be a really small one. So it would kind of just look weird, right?

Jaune: Maybe.

Blake: *Watching from the bushes* Should I fuck the tall and blond good boy. Or the short and dark haired good boy...

Blake: I need to see which one has a bigger dick before I can decide.

#rwby au #rwby smut #rwby shitpost #dog!faunus jaune #dog!faunus zwei #zwei rose #jaune arc #blake belladonna #knightshade #corgi and the beast

[ropnolcart]

I present to you A little fucking DŒGGIE!

#Forde #Dog #Corgi #A little beast in your home

[jpriest85-blog]

Found a picrew where you can make a mythical beast. Out of curiosity I tried using it to make the Abyssal Beast from of my Harbinger Thuban from @fell-star-if with some editing.

It makes me wonder again how some artwork depicting the Harbinger changes over time. Lbr Thuban would inspire enough artists on her own over the centuries though when it comes to depicting her Abyssal form. Lots of legendary creatures and Beasts have some...interesting depictions in irl art based on their descriptions.

I imagine most folks who've probably seen her bestal form and live to tell would probably describe Thuban looking similar to an enormous pale Chimera, with a lions mane and tail, 3 black eyes, black curved horns, scaled and clawed legs like a dragon, and bird wings the color of the Night sky.

Imagine if an artist interpretation for a great scaled beast like a dragon, was another large predatory reptile like a gator or something. I imagine Thuban wouldn't be too pleased at being depicted with stubby gator legs 😂

#fell star #picrew #Harbinger Thuban #Abyssal beast form #minor edits #the stubby gator legs!! #she looks like a mythical beast version of a corgi or something

[evilminji]

Was Krypto Jor-El's dog? Or did their family have another pet?

Because think about it. Thanks to Cujo, we KNOW animals with unfinished business or strong attachments stay behind. We ALSO know from nigh COUNTLESS videos on the internet that pets get REALLY attached to pregnant moms and by extention, the new pack members.

Krpton was an Alien planet. Just because SOME of the animals there looked similar to earth animals, doesn't mean ALL of them do. Nor does it mean they ONLY domesticated dog like creatures or cat like creatures. They could have anything from vaguely bear-like to fox-ish to small moose but with more teeth.

It was a completely different ecology.

And Jor-El? Him and his wife had a CHOICE to make. They had A pod. Singular. Tiny. Not a ship, not an escape pod, not even a refurbished shipping container. Just a pod with life support and all the information about Krypton they could fit. A guidance system that, gods willing, would see their son to a safe and sympathetic planet to be raised by kind people.

THEY couldn't even fit.

How in the gods name would a large pet? Even a mid sized pet. Let us assume, for this prompt, that being scientists of high position? Pays or allocates pretty well. They have the room. The resources. When they got married, Jor-El's wife REALLY wanted a cub or pup or what have you, of some large-ish animal breed.

The equivalent of an earth mastiff dog. Just an Absolute UNIT. Used to be gaurds and working beasts, now more athletic pets then anything. Known to be great protecters of Their People.

And well... Jor-El WAS already starting to notice some things that were making him Less Than Popular... probably nothing (he had naively hoped, at the time.) But better to have a Just In Case. Sure, honey. Let's get one!

And they LOVED Snookums.

Snookums ADORED them AND the baby! Kal-El basically NEVER left Snookums sight. He slept beneath Kal's crib. Followed them everywhere they went, when they were holding Kal. Planted himself like Kal's Sworn Protector as the baby drooled all over his fur. It was the cutest thing EVER.

But then?

No. Dear Gods No. Please... Please let him be wrong!

He's not. He never is. He is too careful with his calculations. To the point of near paranoia. Maybe they can stop it. If they DO something. Act IMMEDIATELY...

But...

Well, we all now how that story ends. Two people, standing on a launch pad, tears streaming down their smiling faces, trying to memorize the last moment they'll ever see their son. Praying this will be ENOUGH.

That they aren't trading one terrible death for another.

Watching their son disappear into the sky. Flying home as the ground groan as shakes, trees toppling and people screaming. Panicking. Dying pointless deaths that could have been stopped.

Walking into the home that should have been where they spent their whole live. Where, in a way, they WILL.

Knowing they won't grow old.

Sitting on the floor with their confused, frantic, pet as fire starts to light up the horizon. As the ground shakes violently on last, terrible time. Knowing the lethal heat will hit them before their ears ever register the sound.

It's Over.

But! Where is Snookum's Baby Kal!?

They are scared, confused, and everything is LOUD AND RUMBLY. Very Bad. Don't like that. Their ADULTS come back home. BUT NOT THEIR BABY. Where is Baby Kal?! Snookums is a GOOD Boy and a GREAT Protector. It is in his blood.

Something BAD is happening.

Has? Happened?

Everything is GREEN.

But that does not MATTER. Snookums can not REST. Can not stay here! They must Sniff and search and hunt! Look for Kal! Who is SMALL and needs to be protected! What if he is HURT? How will he SLEEP!? With no Snookums to cuddle for nap time!?

But the universe is large. And there is no smell in space. (Well, there ARE. But they are Stinky Gasses and those do not help Snookums.) So it takes lots and lots of time. Until! He meets a glowing blue dog!

A hopeful corgi? What is a corgi? Irrelevant! The hopeful one knows of Snookums' Kal! Oh, thank you small friend! You indeed DO give hope! We shall go at once and Kal shall be safe and with family once more!

Meanwhile? Danny? Wakes up to a sticky note on his forehead from Clockwork. "Bring Cujo with you to meet the Justic League"? What? WHY? He loves the pup, but Cujo has never behaved himself in a formal setting ONCE in his doggy LIFE. Danny is trying to make a good first impression!

But... Clockwork doesn't Post-It lightly...

Guess he's breaking out the doggy bow ties. Great. Wonder what THIS is about...

Four and a half hours later? Watching Cujo playfully wrestle with the ghost of what HAS to be a Kryptonian... gonna saaaaay.... Bear-fox? Which nearly TACKLED Superman, freaked the ENTIRE Justice League out, and nearly got him STABBED by Etrigon. Yeah. That was a good call.

Congratulations on your new ghost pet, Superman. No, he's not leaving. It just kinda happens sometimes. It's how Danny got Cujo. Wanna do pet playdates?

@hdgnj @ailithnight @mutable-manifestation @dcxdpdabbles @nerdpoe

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dc x dp prompt #Kryptonian pets can be ghosts too #snookums is a LOYAL maybe bear ghost

[gojifan97]

An AU where All for One accidentally sends his son Izuku and his ward to Tomura to the wrong summer camps. Izuku gets sent to a training camp for young villains. Tomura gets sent to an All Might fans summer camp with All Might himself as a guest lecturer. Please work your cracky magic!

AFO had it all under control. At least that's what he told himself. In actuality being potatoed had really frazzled his mind, so when Inko and Kurogiri asked for coordinates at the same time, he quickly looked up both and sent them, never even noticing he sent them the wrong coordinates.

Inko was confused that the camp was so remote, but she trusted her husband. So she told Izuku she loved him and sent him off. When Izuku arrived it didn't take him long to figure out he was at the wrong camp, what with nobody knowing anything about AM and several camp counselors being wanted criminals, but it wasn't like he could openly say anything now could he? Luckily, everyone treats him with respect as AFO's protoge so he plays along so he won't get killed.

Tomura wonders if he did something wrong for Sensei to send him to what seems the 10th circle of Hell. Or could this be the villain camp? Yes, a villain camp disguised as an All Might camp! That makes perfect sense! Unfortunately his attempts to flaunt his authority soon get him sent to the time-out corner, and he's forced to wear gloves to control his quirk. He'd fight back, but that Todoroki girl is terrifying.

Izuku is soon practically running the camp. Not only is he the smartest kid there and giving everyone in depth quirk analysis in exchange for swearing their loyalty to him (so he can keep them from using his advice for evil and maybe get them to buy merch for him), but he's also learning a lot that would be useful for hero work from the counselors! Also people genuinely like him, which is an absolute dream for him! The only one that doesn't is that janitor Dabi who insists Izuku's a spy. Everyone ignores him for being a conspiracy theorist who failed to kill a mouse once.

Tomura is having less success. His prior quirk usage has caused them to watch extra close that he doesn't "accidentally" lose his gloves, meaning that when an All Might handshake event happens he actually has to shake that filthy beast's hand! Without killing him! Also All Might talks about things like not leaving everything for him and helping yourself, which Tomura hates for actually being ok advice! Even worse, All Might at one point asks Tomura on video game metaphors to use! Tomura helps of course, but only to show off how much he knows. He's such a problem child that eventually the camp's guidance counselor takes interest in him: Gran Torino.

To everyone's shock, Gran's "character building" sessions actually work! Partly because he plays video games with Tomura afterward (he's quite good) but also because Tomura respects violence. Soon he's decided violence without being arrested seems like a neat idea after all! Especially since he can adopt a corgi that way! When Tomura learns that Gran new his grandma, he comes clean to help him stop AFO so he can get that corgi because it's the right thing to do.

Izuku finally brings Dabi to his side by letting him run the camp's theater club. Dabi loves melodramatic acting so much he forgets about his father. Well mostly, he still loves bashing Endeavor in his plays. Izuku then has his legion overthrow the counselors and become Heroes! Except Dabi, he's becoming a theater actor/vigilante.

Izuku's calling the authorities when AM arrives at the villain camp. Izuku: I need the Heroes to come and arrest some major villains! We're at- AM: I AM HERE! Izuku: Wow that was fast! Dispatcher: ???

AM notices no one's attacking him and that several villains are tied up. He demands to know who's in charge. They almost pull a Spartacus, but when Izuku steps forward, they all point at him.

Izuku marches toward All Might, flipping through his book like he's looking for the perfect page to handle him with. All Might tenses up. Finally Izuku stops in front of them and holds his book out. Izuku: Can I have your autograph? AM: ???

The villains are arrested, the villain kids (and Tomura) pardoned for their help, Tomura gets his corgi, Izuku gets AM for a new dad and eventually OFA, and AFO flees the country to escape Inko the heroes. He will later be found with a concussion caused by someone beating him with a frying pan. The culprit is still a unknown.

#all might: young midoriya is such a sweet innocent boy! #gran: he took over a camp full of hardened of villains in less than a week with no backup or experience #despite the counselors including several hardened murderers #am: yes but he did it innocently! #my hero academia #tomura shigaraki #izuku midoriya #all might #5 headcanons ask game

[deathmetalunicorn1]

Hi! Can I request of ROR humans x Fem! Reader who had a puppy but not just any puppy, it change into a form of giant beast. Like when Y/n step into the arena her puppy change into its form and fight alongside with her to take down the opponent.

-Y/N and Meatloaf, legendary warriors together, a dog and his master, strong on their own, but stronger together and have the most breathtaking teamwork together.

-Looking at the two of them, without knowing them, you see just a mere human and a toasted corgi, two best friends just walking around, but if you know them, if you know their power, you know they are not to be underestimated.

-As a fighter for humanity, Meatloaf was allowed to compete alongside you as you were a team, your power stemmed from your teamwork.

-You met many of the other fighters of humanity, who initially doubted your team, seeing the short legged canine beside you and you weren’t very intimidating looking either.

-Your cheerful nature and Meatloaf’s bright smiling mug quickly won over many of the other fighters, like Simo, who’s own dog came to greet Meatloaf and you and Simo bonded over your love for dogs.

-You and your partner corgi stood across from Eris who was laughing, mocking the two of you as her opponents before you smile down at Meatloaf, “Dinner time!!”

-With a nearly demonic howl, a dark wind surrounds Meatloaf, shielding his form from the view of all before the wind blew back, forcing Eris back only slightly, revealing a massive dog, the size of a large rhino, flames surrounding his paws and teeth now more than a foot long.

-The first lesson that your opponents all learn is to not underestimate the two of you.

-Both of you are as agile as you are strong, tag teaming your opponent, one of your being a distraction for the other to land a blow, constantly switching, never using a pattern so nobody knows who is going to attack next.

-You win and Meatloaf returns to his normal form, a doofy looking corgi who is wagging his little stubby rump, not minding that the two of you are covered in blood.

-You kneel to hug him close to you before you head back to the waiting rooms, to get your wounds tended to and to take a bath, with the reward after being a large, hot meal!

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader

[versegm]

Castoria isn't a poor little meow meow because she isn't evil, but she's still the soppiest, wettest pathetic beast out there. Guda picks her up drenched by the rain and takes care of her cherish her then post a picture on insta like "hey does anyone know whose corgi is this? :c she's so sad..." and then the next morning they wake up to fifty messages that read BRO THAT'S A COYOTE

#lostbelt 6

[heartsopenminds]

preshow hangout q+a! london 28 sept

I was at the show again tonight (I got to go on friday too!) and it was sooo good! I also got to go to the pre show hangout, so here’s some highlights from the q+a - putting under the cut as it’s v long and maybe a little spoilerish so....

- dan had lots of people he knows coming to the show tonight and was trying not to think about how how much ‘adult content’ there is and how they might react

- he had to remove some grandma jokes from the cardiff show because of the queen's funeral

- what disney prince would he bang? Immediate answer was the beast, then he clarified he meant in human form, then switched to aladdin

- people have mocked him for the fact that all he has in his rider is red bull, water and a banana (he reassured us this was not for sexual purposes)

- his feet smell like soap, but apparently americans have told him that's weird because everyone uses shower gel these days and soap is for medievel peasants

- he used to know how to do the dance to lucifer by shinee, and they're his number one all time group

- he thanked the person who wrote 'piss' on their piece of paper for bringing that over from instagram q+a’s

- the box where people post questions which is labelled ‘dan’s hole’ is now being referred to as ‘dan's slit’ because it’s a slot not a round hole

- the crew named the box dan's hole without consulting him and he's worried about getting it through customs to america

- the vip bags are meant to be an end of the world survival kit and you can use the bracelet as a weapon to fire at people's eyes and blind them

- there's lots of journalists coming to review the show tonight and Dan is worried they are all going to be bald white old heterosexual men and will think he’s just a woke child, but apparently if he wears nail varnish they'll suddenly realise he's gay and then whatever he says will be fine

- he said several times that we all have to make sure we cheer and look like we're enjoying the show so that the journalists will give him a good review

- his least favourite one direction solo music is liam payne’s

- the same person who asked that also asked for 'thoughts on’ daddy marx aka karl' and dan’s response was icon, legend, slay

- if phil were turned into a houseplant, dan wouldn't water him as he wouldn't deserve it because of how many plants he's killed

- dan thinks phil will live in filth for two months while he tours america and then do a panic clean 2 days before he gets back

- the person who asked them for a threesome was.....your mum

- corgi might win over shibe in the 'get a dog' discussion because shibes are apparently not very emotionally available

- someone said get one of each and Dan said he doesn't want to come home from tour and find two dog skeletons, so maybe that's a 2023 thing (!!)

- he emotionally vibes with the idea of becoming a cottagecore cat lady with 9 black cats

- his dream place to do a show would be in his house so he doesn't have to get dressed, so probably a livestream of him sleeping

- if he had to be a biscuit he'd be a hobnob - messy, large, circular and full of too much sugar

- fuck marry kill with mariokart characters - he'd marry then fuck then kill luigi

- he’s clueless about wine and never knows what to say when people ask him what his favourite red wine is

- phil only likes alcohol that tastes like ribena, and likes a nice gay rosé

- fave alcoholic drink - he said he's a gin girl because gin makes you cry and he's crying all the time on the inside so he's drawn to it on an emotional level

- someone asked how it felt to have turned an entire generation queer, and he laughed and apologised

- 'would you rather turn into sonic, godzilla or megamind every time you’re aroused?' dan’s response was sonic because whatever you're going to do, you can do it fast ‘time is money - spin on that, bitch!’

- he stopped posting the preshow selfies on his main account because phil said people were seeing it and not realising it was the preshow, so it made it look like only about 50 people were turning up to the show each night

#daniel howell #wad spoilers #wad tour #dnp #dan and phil

[notmaplemable]

Number 1

Ruby: My boyfriend has the best butt!

Yang: No, my girlfriend has the best butt!

Zwei: No, my girlfriend has the best butt!

Jaune: ...

Weiss: ...

Blake: ...

Weiss: Personally I think Ruby's is the best.

Jaune; Oh, same. Yang's isn't bad though.

Weiss: True, but it's not her best asset.

Jaune: Yeah.

Blake: But who has the best boobs?

Jaune: Pyrrha.

Weiss: What did you just say!?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #zwei rose #dog!faunus zwei #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #lancaster #corgi and the beast #freezerburn

[littlelewdmable]

Not The Biggest

Blake: *On her knees, unzipping Zwei's pants* Let's see what you're packing.

Zwei: Umm, well just so you know. I'm not the biggest guy in Beacon.

Blake: I'm sure it'll be- *Get's smacked in the face by Zwei's dick* ...

Zwei: Blake?

Blake: You aren't the biggest? This thing is fucking huge. It reaches up to your ribcage! You could suck your own dick if you wanted.

Zwei: I'd umm, actually prefer if you did. If you don't mind. Please?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby smut #zwei rose #zwei #dog!faunus zwei #blake belladonna #corgi and the beast

[orionsangel86]

Sandtober Days 25, 26, 27, and 28 - Your Art for the Prompts "Mother", "Crossover", "Beasts", and "Fire"

Sorry I have been so absent these past few days. It has been an extremely busy few days and I haven't had much of a chance to get on tumblr other than the odd few moments here and there on tumblr mobile.

But as always your creations have blown my mind and I am so grateful for all your submissions!

We are nearly at the end of the month and its been a delight seeing so much creativity on my dash every day! Here is the prompt list once again.

Dream and Naga!Hob for day 23's prompt "Celestial" by @teejaystumbles

2. Lyta and Daniel Hall, and Dream and Mother Nyx from Hades Game for "Crossover" and "Mother" by @missingrache

3. The Three Castle Guardians for "Beasts" by @missingrache

4. Lord L'Zoril for "Fire" by @missingrache

5. Hob Gadling and Aziraphale for "Crossover" by @milune-vox

6. Dream and a Firery Hob for "Fire" by @teejaystumbles

7. Hob and a monster!Dream for "Beasts" by @timesorceror

8. Jessamy the Raven for "Fire" by @merinsedai

9. Hob Gadling for "Fire" by @mathomhouse-e

10. Haiku's for "Beasts" and "Fire" by @writing-for-life

11. Dream of the Endless for "Fire" by @klarahimmeltheendless

12. The Oldest Game for "Beasts" by @merinsedai

13. Dream and the Guardian for "Beasts" by @mathomhouse-e

14. Meowpheus and a Corgie for "Beasts" by @quillingwords

15. A Fanfiction where The Endless meet The Scooby Gang for "Crossover" by @tryan-a-bex

16. Dream Meets Willow Rosenburg for "Crossover" by @merinsedai

17. A Haiku for "Crossover" by @writing-for-life

18.Vampire!Dream for "Beasts" and "Crossover" by @klarahimmeltheendless

19. A Haiku for "Mother" by @writing-for-life

20. Mother Night and Baby Dream for "Mother" by @mostly-morpheus-and-myths

21. Mother Night for "Mother" by @mathomhouse-e

22. Lyta Hall and Daniel for "Mother" by @merinsedai

23. Mother Night and the Endless for "Mother" by @klarahimmeltheendless

Thank you so much for all your work! Today's prompt is "Sphere" and then we only have two days to go! You've all done amazingly in keeping this up all month long and I can't wait to see how you do in the final days prompts!

#sandtober2023 #the sandman #day 25: mother #day 26: crossover #day 27: beast #day 28: fire #sandman inktober challenge #dream of the endless

[rae-raewrites]

Idk if its just me but I love the idea of the riddlers having a pet dog that is there best friend and one weakness sorta like Holt and cheddar from Brooklyn 99 but what do you think how would the riddlers be with a pet dog?

Hello yes as a frequent watcher of Brooklyn 99 this is the best ask ever like omg yes

Also don’t worry anon you’re ask didn’t get eaten by the rumble beast!

The riddlers with dogs

Arkham

He’s not sure where the mutt chihuahua mix came from but Einstein just kinda showed up one day

He was originally trying to get rid of the stray, he had work to do!

But then the sweet pup starts waiting for him outside of one of his puzzles clearly waiting for him

Clearly the poor thing understands that Edward is his superior and wishes to be taken under his wing!

He taught him basic tricks to start off with but then Einstein started bringing him bottled water

Edward frequently scratches the pooch’s head while he’s at his computer

They have a working relationship of Mr nigma providing food and Einstein agreeing with his genius plans

“And then the death trap will be promptly followed by another ingenious riddle!” “BARK!” “exactly! See you get it!”

Btas

Such a dog dad

Francine is probably the most spoiled poodle in the entirety of Gotham

He had her back during his game dev days and even then she was taken care of like a princess

She’s absolutely a daddies girl

But don’t think she’s all pretty hair and looks!

She’s a quick learner for sure

Jonathan and jervis are in charge of her when he’s been placed back into Arkham

“Now Francine daddy might get into some trouble but uncle Jervis will be by around 7 to make sure your well fed”

They take wonderful little walks in the park

BTAA

Normally he’s not one to have pets around but lupa is an exception

The corgi is just the right amount of energy for her dad but also keeps him on his toes

They have matching hats,uniformity matters after all!

Lupa has been a accomplice in 20 crimes at least

At least

And yes the name is Roman

He picked it out himself thank you!

She helps with his creative process believe it or not

Tuesday made an account to share photos of lupa,a good part of Gotham follows

“Miss Tuesday why is lupa in a beret?”

“What? She has like 1 million followers?”

Zero year

Man has a whole Shiba Inu that can be just as dramatic as he is

Helios is constantly giving him sass

Eddie called him a bitch once and woke up to half the house destroyed

Edward was not amused and spent a whole hour lecturing him with said dog just not giving crap about it

He has to give the pooch one thing,he’s not dumb

Their relationship boils down to two different species roommates except one is an evil genius and one is a dog trying to get attention from the evil genius

#batman #batman rouges #asks #headcanon #the riddler #edward nigma #arkhamverse #arkham riddler #batman arkham series #batman the animated series #btas riddler #batman the audio adventures #zero year riddler

[seekers-who-are-lovers]

What a strange orphanage this is.

It’s been said that small children do behave like dogs. They need training and routine. Training them is essential. An untrained dog becomes unruly, a menace, destroys your furniture, defecates and urinates anywhere, barking excessively, and no or too much self-confidence.

Pomeranian: The Ciel-like class has the characteristics of this breed. “Cute, feisty and furry, Poms are intelligent and loyal to their families. Don't let their cuteness fool you, however. These independent, bold dogs have minds of their own. They are alert and curious about the world around them. Unfortunately, in their minds, they are much larger than they really are, which can sometimes lead them to harass and even attack much larger dogs.”

Mastiff : The Sebastian Michaelis lookalikes embody these aspects too. “They are patient, lovable companions and guardians who take best to gentle training. Eternally loyal Mastiffs are protective of family, and a natural wariness of strangers makes early training and socialization essential.”

Collies : The insecure Mey-rin doubles have these traits reminiscent of this breed. “These swift, athletic dogs thrive on companionship and regular exercise. With gentle training, they learn happily and rapidly.”

Corgis : They look like a dozen Dolls. “The breed has an excellent disposition, is highly affectionate, loyal, and they adore their families. Additionally, Corgis need to be around their humans the majority of the time to prevent destructive behaviors, and this is perfect for families who have children or stay-at-home moms.”

There’s this poignant scene from the famous film “Amores Perros” (“Love’s a Bitch”) by Alejandro González Iñárritu where a killer dog, Cofi, when left with several dogs in a room behave like one of an untamed beast by devouring and hurting them as in a dogfight. The innate characteristics come out. The dogs are part of a symbolism. It was a beautifully orchestrated film that would put you on the edge of your seat because of how real it is to live in this dog-eat-dog, survival-of-the-fittest world.

If Undertaker is, indeed, the mastermind, it is interesting how he views the humankind, categorise them through different dog breed because that’s how we behave untamed. We devour each other. Literally and figuratively. He’s above us and, probably, laughing at us.

#kuroshitsuji #black butler #sebastian michaelis #yana toboso #ciel phantomhive #chapter 197 #kuroshitsuji spoilers #undertaker kuroshitsuji #i love you but you are trouble! #his way of loving the Phantomhives is so twisted #along with his ward #ciel’s older twin brother #f.o.l. orphanage

[themightywolftiger]

Behold, another part to the silliest idea that I've had for Secret Life! More red lives equals more beasts to be drawn.

This time it's Lizzie and Mumbo. Lizzie is a bee-cat creature while Mumbo is a Corgi-mole-bat creature.

The ideas I got for the two of them is making Mumbo a wet, slightly pathetic beast. Meanwhile, I wanted Lizzie to be standing on Joel's head for a doodle (she likes to feel tall).

As much as I like both of their designs, I will say that I enjoy Mumbo's coloration a bit more. I think the colors blend well together.

Below the cut is a drawing of a fully colored Martyn and Jimmy, just cause I wanted to solidify their corgi designs (pun names are also under the cut:

Not too much to say here besides that Jimmy has bird front feet but paws for his back feet. Martyn, meanwhile, has hooves and antlers.

Pun names so far:

Inthelittlewoof

Solid-aarf-ity

Ldshadowbee or Lbeeshadowlady. Or, to combine both animals into the name: Lbeeshadowmeow-dy

Molebo Jumbark

#trafficblr #secret life #secret life spoilers #ldshadowlady #mumbo jumbo #smallishbeans #inthelittlewood #jimmy solidarity #the puns continue #There's so many puns for Lizzie's name #I can't pick just one

[cartoontrashcat]

“Feral beasts.”

- My girlfriend, watching corgi racing on youtube @shejustshe