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RWBY: *On some plain between universes*

Weiss: Sister of time, take me to a universe where Yang has small breasts!

Yang: What?

SOT: I cannot do that.

Weiss: Why not?

SOT: Yang's fat melons are a multiversal constant.

Weiss: That's BS!

SOT: It is simply the way of the universe. Some things must be as they are. Like your friend, Jaune, having a large penis.

Weiss: Then I want to travel to a universe where I have large breasts!

SOT: That universe simply does not exist.

Ruby: How about a university where I have big boobies?

SOT: Right this way.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee

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Student: Who are you, RWBY's gay best friend?

Jaune: My pelvis would hurt less if I was.

RWBY: Jaune, it's time for the 4pm orgy.

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Jaune: Oh hey, I have a shirt just like that.

Ruby: This is your shirt.

Jaune: ...

Ruby: It's so cozy.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #jaune arc #lancaster

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Ruby: My throat has been so sore and scratchy lately. I think what would really help it is your co-

Jaune: Some cough drops?

Ruby: No, your co-

Jaune: Maybe some warm tea and honey?

Ruby: *deep inhale* YOUR CO-

Jaune: Yelling isn't going to help.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster

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Jaune: Hmmm.

Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*

Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.

Yang: That's the idea.

Jaune: Hmmm.

#rwby #dragonslayer #jaune arc #yang xiao long

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Jaune: Hmmm.

Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*

Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.

Yang: That's the idea.

Jaune: Hmmm.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #dragonslayer

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Jaune: Hmmm.

Yang: *Holding her top up, flashing Jaune*

Jaune: ...I was sad about something... but I can't remember what.

Yang: That's the idea.

Jaune: Hmmm.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #dragonslayer

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Ruby: Jaune's gonna give me that A.D's.H.D.

Yang: Uh... One, Neurodivergency is inherited and two, why did you say ADHD weird?

Ruby: I'm not talking about the neurodivergency, I'm talking about Jaune giving me a patented Arc Daddy's Hard Dicking.

Yang: *Covering her face with both her hands, crying* My baby sister's no longer a baby!

Taiyang: *Whimpering from the other room* My favourite daughter's no longer a little girl!

Yang: Ey, what gives?!

Taiyang: I said what I said!

Ruby: *Skipping away* Imma get A.D. to give me that H.D.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #yang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #lancaster

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#rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby nsfw #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster

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Jaune: Stop swinging your tits in my face, I'm trying to work!

Jaune says to Yang at least twice a week.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #yang xiao long #dragonslayer

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Yang: Jaune?

Jaune: *Is Naked* Yes?

Yang: You slept with my Mom.

Jaune: Well-

Yang: Don't get semantic on me.

Jaune: Yes, we preformed sexual acts with each other.

Yang: And yet you're dating Ruby.

Jaune: That is also true.

Yang: You claim it was an accident.

Jaune: It was.

Yang: How could you not tell the difference.

Jaune: A Rose by any other name tastes just as sweet

Yang: ...

Jaune: Yang, I've won at life, I've accomplished all I can dream of, I don't care. Summer and Ruby are okay with it. No force on remnant could make me regret what has happened.

Yang: That's nice to hear.

Yang: BUT I'M GONNA SHOVE EMBER CELICA SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL BE TASTING BUCKSHOT UNTIL THE SUN BURNS OUT, YOU GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT-

~~~~~

Ruby: Should we Stop her?

Summer: I don't believe so. Jaune could use the cardio if he's having us both.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby shitpost #yang xiao long #lancaster #rosebush knight #rwby nsfw #slight lemon #summer knight

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Jaune: Slap my girlfriend’s ass constantly. While she’s doing dishes, going up the stairs, or even just laying with me. She fucking hates it. Constantly tells me to stop and that she doesn’t want me to do it anymore. Okay fine. I stop for one day and she constantly asks me what’s wrong and wants to have sex with me and makes me slap her ass.

Jaune: I love her. I think she’s the one.

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Ruby: *Sitting in Jaune's lap*

Weiss: Will you please help me with something Ruby?

Ruby: I would, but I'm kinda Stuck here.

Weiss: What do you ...

Jaune: *Blushing, avoiding eye contact*

Ruby: *Smug Eyebrow Wiggle*

Weiss: You dirty bitch!

Ruby: Yeah, and what about it!

Weiss: It was my turn!

Ruby: You snooze you lose!

#rwby #jaune arc #rwby shitpost #ruby rose #weiss schnee #dog!faunus jaune #war of the rose

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Summer: Why don't you whip it out and let mommy stroke it for you~?

Jaune: ...

#rwby #jaune arc #summer rose #summer knight

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Ruby: *kicks open door* Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Jaune: Ahh! What's wrong?

Ruby: Sex!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Sex! *tackles Jaune*

#rwby #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #blake belladonna

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Ruby: *kicks open door* Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Jaune: Ahh! What's wrong?

Ruby: Sex!

Jaune: What?

Ruby: Sex! *tackles Jaune*

#rwby #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose

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Yang: You wanna get one of those 12 inch long cookies that sandwich place sells?

Ruby: They make a cookie as long as Jaune's dick!?

Yang: *Trauma*

#rwby #ruby rose #yang xiao long #lancaster