I'm really curious because these foods seem to be hated ✌️ more for me
pls reblog, if it bothers you that I ask for a reblog, this is not the social media for you bitch boy. Gimme the numbers
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i think sub male content is funny but it makes me sad because the men are always so pathetic... it invokes the same feeling of mild horror in me that seeing distressed kittens does. NOOOO you're treating that boy unethically🤕😧
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hey can I ask about your ideological vendetta against the everything bagel?
ya i object to anything being referred to as the everything anything when the everything just refers to like onion flakes and sesame seeds. listen im a reasonable man it doesn't need to have literally everything on it but it does need to be more than Some. when i first heard of the everything bagel i assumed it was like, idk a bagel that you would order and then you would get a Wide Array of toppings available at the bagel vendor in question. finding out that the everything bagel is in fact just A Bagel, a set bagel that has Some Seeds, not even That Many Seeds, was a fundamental betrayal and disappointment. everything is just such a broad word! for a bagel with limited categories of topping being seeds flakes and the like. there are seven ingredients listed on the everything bagel's wikipedia page and one of those ingredients is bagel. im not angry with the everything bagel i am just disappointed. i simply expected more from the everything bagel. the everything bagel is just a some bagel. the everything bagel is a bagel of average performance
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everytime i eat fries rou HAS to tell me to get a milkshake to dip them in
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Man i had the worst buffalo wings last night. ive been craving wings for like a week and i finally got them and they were such a disappointment. it was at a sports bar, too!
Like. Nobody expects gourmet food at a sports bar but in my opinion every sports bar should do 3 things passably well:
Chicken wings
Burgers
Nachos
If you cant handle those three things you gotta pack it in. You're not cut out for the this.
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