#conniptions

[dkla0vd2j]

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#venomousness #LOC #beclouded #thwartmen #antigenicity #outbreathe #Orton #hurlers #almuces #aspish #usufruit #unartistical #Arliene #TDAS #antistreptococcal #rapist #conniptions #nocks #hormonopoiesis #palmilla

[irhabiya]

ofmd fans are talking about the gay slave owners show like it's their wife now. unreal

#mina how do the most deranged fandom weirdos always end up on your posts.... im so sorry #i need to log off this website before i have a conniption

[attyattlaw]

i miss band au

#one piece #one piece fanart #trafalgar law #eustass kid #eustass kidd #op killer #massacre soldier killer #roronoa zoro #zoro #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #that band au #giving law a conniption is fun

[akashicrecord]

#i saw this on Instagram and ive been having a conniption for several minutes #what does it mean

[twostepstyless]

On my hands and knees back arched

#harry styles #I feel like I’m having a conniption

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

Echo checks his comm after a long day of fighting the empire, part 27032024

(4)Message from: Hunter

"I think Crosshair is finally making friends."

"That's good, right?"

"I don't like his new friend. It's probably better if you don't know who that is."

"Also, do you think I am overprotective sometimes?"

(6)Message from: Wrecker

"lmao hunter is so overprotective, u gotta come bac cause he is losing it again"

"And Crosshair made a friend today! he is so grumpy about it tho"

"u know, the fisherwoman that took mega out on a trip 1 time"

"oh, btw, someone came bac with the intel we told u bout, but dont worry bout it"

"question"

"what would u do if u had a little jedi kid"

(3)Message from: Crosshair

"I did not make any friends."

"I hate having friends."

"And you just wait till you hear who these two idiots brought here"

(8)Message from: <3 my best girl <3

"Echooo! Do you know Ventress?"

"she came by and made me stand on slippery rocks and we went out on a boat to summon fish and stuff"

<3 my best girl <3 sent a photo: *Omega smiling into the camera, Assajj grumpily stares into the ocean in the background*

"Hunter told me she was a war criminal, but she was nice to me"

"she saved me from a huge sea monster that we accidentally summoned"

"oh, and she tried to kill Hunter and Wrecker, but she didn't and she left us alone in the end"

"I hope they told you she was here"

"And Crosshair made two friends today! You know, he helped Lyana's cousin and he was nice to Assajj one time, so I think it counts as friendship when it comes to him."

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(4568) Missed calls from: Tech

(99+) Messages from: Tech

"Dear Echo,

If you finally get to check your spam folder, please tell them to stop touching my stuff. I saw someone logged into my data pad today. This is unacceptable.

Kind regards,

Tech, CT-9902"

#the bad batch #tbb hunter #tbb tech #tbb omega #tbb crosshair #tbb wrecker #tbb echo #Echo leaves Rex just to tell his fam how stupid they are #mama echo #Echo is gonna have a conniption when he learns Ventress visited them

[a-big-chicken-nerd]

ice emperor but its just zoomed in on him when hes far away so that hes comprised of approximately 4 pixels

#ninjago #ice emperor #blurry zoomed in pictures of ice emperor always make me have a conniption its always extremely funny #his horns lose their shape in the compression and it makes them look like bunny ears

[waitingforminjae]

i'm sorry but if i was wangji i would've judged the fuck out of xichen's little sworn brothers thing like yeah okay my bf is practicing soul-consuming dark magic and but YOU'RE in a polycule with two bitches who hate each other so like. we're even here

#we're both messy we're both giving uncle a conniption ect ect #f: the untamed #mdzs #cql

[a-mere-dream]

I think it'd be hilarious if Shen Yuan transmigrated into, say, Qing-generation disciple era as Shen Jiu's twin, and he's doing his absolute best to make sure his brother doesn’t get suspicious of his changed behaviour--and it's working. As far as he knows, Jiu-ge suspects nothing!

Meanwhile, a reincarnated post-PIDW Shen Jiu is doing the exact same, trying not to let on how he has no fucking clue how to act around this random guy with his face (he isn’t meant to be a big brother! Is this feeling genuine protectiveness?? Ew, what the fuck, stop it--)

So they just awkwardly shuffle around each other, both feeling like they are doing so fucking well, look at that idiot, he suspects nothing.

A-Yuan speaks a strange language? Okay, why the hell not, it's not like Shen Jiu knows what the boy learned while travelling with Wu Yanzi. Jiu-ge's skills are up to par with fully grown Cultivators? Yeah, sure, that makes sense--he'd have been a very boring villain if he sucked at everything.

It takes literal decades until they finally realise the truth.

Bonus points if Yue Qingyuan has been shot here from a svsss-adjecent timeline, is undergoing about twelve Revelations a minute, and is vibrating from the sheer excitement that comes with getting to dote on the 'new' version of Shen Qingqiu that he's grown fonder off than he ever wished to without that meaning he has to give up on his history with Shen Jiu. It never once occurs to him that the Shen twins don’t know what is going on.

#svsss #scum villain #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shen jiu #yue qingyuan #shen twins #i think that for the good of shen jiu's mental health this should culminate in liushen. because if this becomes #bingqiu i genuinely think he is going to do his absolute best to murder luo binghe. #he'll probably survive a simple master-disciple relationship between the beast and his brother without getting a conniption #probably. #anyways when they've realised they're both like: you're telling me i didn’t /have/ to put up with this fucker?? #but by that time they've reluctantly grown fond of each other. even if the cain instinct is very quick to manifest #hell they might even /like/ each other!

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

my immortal soul more like my immortal memes *ba dum tss*

meme ref 1 ft pillow from @semisomnosres post ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | meme ref 2

also i realized that i really draw them with the same expressions over and over again so i tried to mix it up -

never again

#my immortal soul #ninja showdown #first ninja #rc9gn first ninja #chase young #first ninja x chase young #xiaolin showdown #rc9gn #randy cunningham 9th grade ninja #its more like shitposts than memes but eh #also. annoyed chase is just canon chase but flirty first??? is giving me a conniption SO UNNATURAL

[limbobilbo]

Rule

#196 #r/196 #I get conniptions when people try to tell me what my gender identity is (this has happened to me on r/196 im glad its yet to happen here)

[bkdk-and-extras]

Izuku's name is just so pretty.

Like. Izuku.

Tell me that word doesn't look so pretty???

#idk im having a fucking conniption #everything about him is pretty #i want to write his name in calligraphy just because #its good. #its just good. #bnha #mha #my hero academia #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #bkdk #bakudeku #nextra's rants

[pangur-and-grim]

does tumblr look massively fucked up to anyone else today?

#all my clickable are on the left instead of the right #its sending me into a conniption

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Bernard is the one who handles the spiders. Tim can handle many things, but spiders is not one of them

He can’t handle them *well.*

He, of course, protests this statement. C4 and swords stolen from his brother are perfectly acceptable solutions, Bernard

#tim drake #bernard dowd #I’m totally picturing a Bernard that doesn’t yet know their identities #he just sees Tim show up with a sword in one hand and c4 in the other #where’d you get that? he asks #Tim: I borrowed it from damian and Jason #Bernard: #Bernard: yeah okay #Tim accidentally mentions something about the council of spiders #Bernard: I don’t think spiders have a council #oh just you wait Bernie boy #Tim’s going to give your little conspiracy theory heart everything it could ever desire #now I want bernard to find out pretty much everything especially the league of assassins and Ra’s al ghul #but then come to the absolutely wrong-est conclusions possible #Ra’s would have a conniption #Tim would think it was hilarious #Bruce would ask Tim to please stop antagonizing the league of assassins #Tim would flip him off but Bruce put in his token protest so he’s done his duty #Jason would volunteer his services in the continuing antagonizatikn efforts #Steph would be watching all of this with popcorn #sorry I got way off track #I too do not care for spiders and feel like explosions are a valid strategy

[sergle]

LLLLLOOOK at this commission I got!!! LOOK.  artist

#sergle.txt #LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK #i am having CONNIPTIONS #OH my damn god

[hood-ex]

If DC was fun like me, they'd give Jason back his old morals and then they'd bring kid Talon!Dick into main universe and let Jason be the one to take care of him.

"Kid, we talked about this. We're trying to wean you off of the whole decapitation thing. No more cutting people's heads off, okay?"

Talon!Dick not so subtly looks down at Jason's duffel which is bulging and covered in fresh copper stains.

Jason kicks the duffel out of Talon!Dick's view. "Do as I say, not as I do!"

#bruce would have a conniption because he wouldn't be able to stop comparing talon!dick to the 8 year old from his memories #and dick would be like oh no. absolutely not. #Jason Todd #Talon!Dick