#college kenstew

[doodoocumfart]

No joke this um gif it uh. It lives in my head uhhh. Like what if that was uhhhhh. You know…..stewy doing that….to uh…..him….Kendall. In college. Yeah. Um

#kendall roy #kendall x stewy #stewy hosseini #kenstewy #kenstew you will always be famous #college kenstew #teheheh #hbo succession

[brotherconstant]

Relationship status...

#friend was already taken and college drinking buddy didn't feel right/didn't work. and fool's gold is just too good #also the actual scene of stewy saying that line didn't work with the blending so i went with the friend card part #successionedit #succession #tabitha succession #naomi pierce #naetabs #kendall roy #stewy hosseini #kenstewy #kenstew #lisa arthur #shiv roy #shivlisa #beegifs

[childhoodtheme]

kendall dishing out his family company’s deepest held secret while stewy tongues a donut and makes fucky eyes at him 😭😭😭😭

#succession #talks #when ur college fuckbuddy has a sadness in his eyes seen only in east european gay p*rn #stewy: how can i Not fuck him #kenstewy #kendall roy #stewy hosseini #kenstew #succ rewatch

[kendallspatricide]

jeremy strong pulls a j*nsen a*kles and resurrects a dead a kendall with a shitty prequel.

#succession #kendall roy #jeremy strong #this is me saying kenstew college years LETS GO.

[stewystew]

not to go too off the rails but there's literally 6 days left and i feel like i deserve it. as a treat. anyway why is arian wearing that pin.

#I’m going to kenstew truth every day until I see stewy on the screen. for my health or whatever. #they’re actually going to confirm that they fucked in college btw. #sadeq!!

[kencoded-kengirl]

no hate to op but they almost certainly meant this post to be from stewy’s pov (like, stewy is the one tweeting) but it is infinitely funnier and more accurate the other way around. it’s literally the entire college!kenstew dynamic: stewy has real connections and gets kendall into parties and friend groups, and in exchange kendall skips class for 3 days to be with stewy when he’s hospitalized for dehydration after drinking only redbull for 53 consecutive hours.

#kenstewy #kenstew #kendall roy #stewy hosseini #succession #or maybe op gets my vibe. who am I to judge? #more stewy being a mess in fanon. you guys think Kendall is a mess and he is but stewy is also very much a huge mess #amperspeaks

[gayiconwaluigi]

Kenstew Harvard AU Caroline owns Saltburn. Theyre on college break before senior year. Rome and Shiv are teenagers. Logan’s there for like three days before he’s back in New York. The whole time Stewy’s trying to talk Kendall out of going into his dad’s business, that they can start their own empire together. End of summer they have a party for someone, Kendall causes a waiter’s death. No one knows except Logan finds out and keeps Kendall under his thumb, preventing him and Stewy from pursuing the dreams of their own kingdom



#succession #kenstewy #Saltburn #Kendall Roy #stewy hosseini #Oliver quick

[pynkhues]

Writing asks 28 👀

Oo, have a rough little snippet of this college-era Kenstew Succession fic I'm writing!

28. Share a piece from one of your current WIPs!

“Whatever, we’re not like - - a thing,” Kendall says, shrugging awkwardly. “You can hook up with whoever you want.”

“Yeah, I know,” Stewy replies, and there’s something to the frankness in the way he says it that makes Kendall frown. “Just like you can. Like, fuck, you probably got your cock sucked by some limp-dicked billionaire’s hot mess daughter the other night, right? Whatever, it’s no big deal.”

And right, it’s not, Kendall thinks, and it hasn’t been since the two of them started - - Y’know. Doing whatever it is that they do, so he’s not sure why it’s suddenly taken centre fucking stage in his head.

Outside of the glaringly obvious Thing, of course.

Kendall sucks in his lips, fists his hips, stares down at Stewy’s like - - fucking - - perfectly pedicured feet against the beer-stained carpet of their apartment, and he shouldn’t say it. He shouldn’t, but his gut still feels twisted and his chest tight and the picture of Stewy pushing Brad down on the sofa is basically high definition and surround sound at this point, and he just can’t stop himself.

“I could’ve - - it could’ve been a guy. Who sucked me off,” Kendall says, and then lets his gaze dart up to see Stewy blink back at him. It’s worth it, almost, for the way Stewy’s mouth briefly hangs open before he says:

“Was it?”

Which - -

Well.

“No. But it could’ve been, is my point. On the - - on the situation.”

Maybe he needs to not look at Stewy when he says shit like this, because Stewy’s look careens from surprise to amused to maybe a little bit fucking smug way too fast, which is bullshit, because like, what? He thinks he’s the only one who fucks around with other guys? Which yeah, okay, fine, maybe Kendall’s only fucked around with Stewy up until like, this precise moment in time, but that’s not to say he couldn’t if he didn’t want to, he’s just not - -

Stewy exhales.

“Whatever, man, all I’m saying is I get it was awkward, let’s move past it, y’know? So what? I fucked Brad, who even gives a shit, like. It’s literally old news already, and it probably won’t happen again. Tell me about RECNY. Did Con bring that Caroline clone?”

It’s bait, and he knows it’s bait. A pointed and deliberate pivot with two tried and true starters (after all, it’s not like Kendall can resist the urge to bitch about either Con’s dating choices or his mother, and Stewy knows him well enough to lay seeds to let him feel like he’s picking the direction of the conversation), and Kendall almost wants to sink his teeth into the right now of all of this a little deeper. To ask what exactly he means by probably, because that made his ears burn, but then again…

He huffs.

“She’s not a mom clone, she’s just British, dude, and no, he brought his Jazzercise instructor. Pretty sure they’re the new thing, so.”

And yeah, right call, he thinks, even just for the way something loosens in him when Stewy laughs.

Writer asks

#this is pretty rough so i just want to reiterate that haha #this fic is now p much plotted though which delights me #it is #Very Stupid and self indulgent haha #writer asks #kendall x stewy #welcome to my ama #fic asks

[slayhamkennedy]

I keep wondering why I get so soft about the idea of college Kenstew watching movies and falling asleep on each other and now I'm like wait that's literally Hot Fuzz. I stole that entire headcanon from Hot Fuzz.

#flood warning #succession #hot fuzz

[reasoncourt]

kenstewy 🙏🏻

KENSTEW <3 had to think about this one for a sec cause i don't have any solid hcs for kenstew outside of what goes on in the show. like i can see them as exes but i can also see them as two people who have never gotten the timing right and so they're still stuck as each other's biggest what-if. or i can see them having secret sex the whole time. who knows. so here's what i've come up with - it can sort of be read either way - exes, off-screen lovers, or a what-if

first is cursed by king princess. BIG stewy @ ken vibes. "Oh, you look the same. did you stop smoking weed? or trying to please your dad? he's not thinking about your pain. oh, it had to end. but endings lead to better things, like feeling again". like yeah, kendall, "it's a curse to be your friend, yeah and it's a curse to be alone (you left me out here in the rain), i miss you more the more i grow (i love you so you cause me pain)". i see this as stewy watching kendall go through the same cycle and as he grows outside of college, he watches kendall keep struggling. it's a curse to be ken's friend because maybe stewy wants more but it's also a curse to be ken's friend in the sense that it's a curse to love someone who keeps hurting themselves.

second is how to get out of love by alice phoebe lou. ok SO this is inspired by my favourite kenstew scene. the dad's plan was better scene, my beloved. it seems like stewy knows better than to trust kendall. like he's watched kendall and logan's dynamic enough to know that ken goes back to his dad time and time again. and the thing with that sort of cycle of abuse is you inevitably pull your loved ones into it as well because they love you. so idk i think of this song as like a plea for the person you love to somehow say something or do something that makes you walk away because you won't do it on your own. "i'll even walk you to the door but please tell me what you really think, what you really think, i think i need your words to feel like daggers in this love for only then could i give up the hope in my heart. for each time that i try to put out my hope, a little flame lingers and i'm back on your door"

third song is damn by ada lea. this song to me is, again, about someone realising the party isn't fun anymore and maybe they can't save someone from themselves. "a good friend is a good friend, no doubt but sometimes a good friend ain't enough to grab ya and pull you out."

#this took a while bc i had to think about it #i tried my best but i havent read a lot of kenstew fic so this is fully just the vibe i get from them #kenstew #ask games #kenstewy

[doodoocumfart]

I love the “Kendall Roy once said” compilation cuz it shows how annoyingly obnoxious Kendall can be when he’s being silly, and Stewy is equally annoyingly obnoxious and you can see exactly how awful they must’ve been together in college without ever having to see it 😭😭😭 you can totally see how they used to be besties despite being so different

Oh my god they must’ve been a FUCKING NIGHTMARE to be around.

All giggly and hopped up on beer and coke swerving Stewy’s Beamer around Cambridge yelling obscenities at passer bys while blasting Big Pimpin’.

#kendall roy #stewy hosseini #college kenstew #hbo succession #kenstewy #kenstew #kendall x stewy

[bpdcarmyberzatto]

i would genuinely kill multiple people for a stewy based episode with arian moayed directing or writing because i know that man would treat my viewership and kenstew right. he'd get college kenstew in there or pre-2006 kenstew like whew

#cao posts

[itsaboutanympho]

the amount of times I've wanted to throw up watching all the tomgreg scenes this season bc i know kenstew are never gonna get the same treatment by the writers is peak mental illness

#the most oppressed group after gamers...... kenstew stans #succession #we'll never get the flashback scenes of their college days but it's ok i know kendall snorted cocaine off stew's thighs #kenstew #stendall #kendall roy #stewy hosseini

[smoosie]

Small college Kenny’s failing at doing coke with Stewy for the first time (plz don’t do that at home kiddos)

#Succession #Kendall Roy #Stewy Hosseini #Succession fanart #fanart #mine #stendall #or #kenstew #maybe ? #they didn't get their product from the park tho #Kendall is just a small hothouse flower #it's nice doing expressions with Strong's face bc he can go from threatening creepy dude to small cute bean in 2.3 seconds #I'm not sure Stewy's smoking bc it would ruin his skin but maybe he used to back in college idk #I'm 100 % sure Kendall had the same haircut all his life with more or less hairproducts #btw I sure hope to never see any flashback in Suc bc I really like how linear the narrative is #anyway I've catched a small Wu-tang reference on my second rewatch so there it is

[raskolni-kin]

rewatching s1 ep3, first stewy appearance in the café be going like this:

stewy: yeah bro

also stewy: *limp wrist* *trying to ask kendall about his current status* *finding opportunities to touch kendall every three sentence* 

(also kendall’s little zoom-in smile when stewy was telling him the donut’s f*cking delicious is almost an equivalent to greg’s tucking hair behind his ear lmao they were so sheepish <33)

#like okay bros #we know you’re not straight already plss😩 #stewy really has no concept of being lowkey #used to f*ck each other in high school-college behaviour #succession #stewy hosseini #stendall #kenstew

[archiephd]

i know that i will love again i'll meet someone and we'll make amends i'm sure she'll be a gentleman and i will be content and all that i will be fulfilled see the world and pay my bills have a drink and eat my fill of dinners and free will but if you come to me in my home with my three kids if you asked me to leave to be with you and split well i'd at least have to think about it you never loved the same amount you spent a week at my mother's house and honest i can tell you now i love you more than my future spouse and if you come to me when i've promised to commit if you told me that you loved me and asked me for a kiss well, i'd at least have to think about it

#kenstew....... guys it's kenstew....... i love you more than my future spouse....... #college era kenstew launching me into outer space at work i'm litrally just trying to look normal at work #j.txt