wait so jimmy left the bloodline/kicked roman/threw jey's match bc he didnt want him ending up corrupted like roman/turned his back on everyone/told solo to his face no one tells him what to do... and now he wants back in the bloodline?
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Cocaine Bear will be released on 4K Ultra HD (with Blu-ray and Digital) on September 19 via Universal. The 2023 horror-comedy is inspired by a true story.
Elizabeth Banks (Pitch Perfect 2) directs from a script by Jimmy Warden (The Babysitter: Killer Queen). Keri Russell, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Christian Convery, Alden Ehrenreich, Brooklynn Prince, Isiah Whitlock Jr., Margo Martindale, and Ray Liotta star.
Existing special features are included; they're detailed below.
Special features:
Audio commentary by director/producer Elizabeth Banks and producer Max Handelman
All Roads Lead to Cokey: The Making of Cocaine Bear featurette
UnBEARable Bloodbath: Dissecting the Kills featurette
Doing Lines featurette
Alternate ending
Deleted & extended scenes
Gag reel
Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500-pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage for more blow… and blood.
Pre-order Cocaine Bear.
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Alden Ehrenreich, Phil Lord, Chris Miller, Brian Duffield, Aditya Sood, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Keri Russell, Brooklynn Prince, Max Handelman, Elizabeth Banks, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jimmy Warden, Aaron Holliday and Kahyun Kim attend the Los Angeles premiere of "Cocaine Bear" on February 21, 2023.
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what do you think our dear mikey will find in old brush valley? (ooooold brush valleyyy i wonder what it is about that placce)
a comprehensive list of things one can find in old brush valley (if they decide to look hard enough):
1. a computer. *
2. onesself - the moral rectitude you have been seeking, the truth of one's nature. their meaning of life, as it were. the ability to look yourself in the mirror and truly know what is looking back.
4. onesself. again, but borne anew. perhaps a whole other person; perhaps not. how many mike walters' does it take to look in a mirror? how many are looking out?
5. someone you knew. it's best to not look too long. it's best to still know you knew them than to know nothing at all.
6. nothing. **
3. oneself. well, perhaps it's best not to speculate. that's certainly someone's mangled corpse- perhaps we'll imagine it's yours. isn't that easier? isn't that simpler?
7. a low area of land between hills or mountains, typically with a river or stream flowing through it.
7(a). presumably, also some old brush. or an old brush?
8. ten pounds of crack cocaine
8 (additional). eleven pounds of crack cocaine. the supplier visited in the meantime. strange man, never witnessed. very good at his job.
9. a base of government operations, the likes of which require a position benefitting michael's. ***
10. a surprising lack of any such base of government operations, and thus any requirement for a position benefitting michael's.
11. finance jimmy. you all know him, you all love him, as my sibling amended. he really gets everywhere, doesn't he?
12. you're still here?
13. oh, dear. alright. i concede.
14. one's own, imminent, immediate, bloody, messy, and, let's be frank about this now, wholly unfair death.****
* not necessarily a supercomputer, mind you. rather a mediocrecomputer. a so-so computer, if you will.
** don't you remember? there was nothing there. nothing at all.
*** the usage of 'michael' here is simply a formality. right now, all variations of the mike name are interchangeable. at least, until they start becoming different people.
**** 'frank' is the name of the supplier. he's known for stating things bluntly. always heard, never seen, is our frank. wasn't always like that, though.
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COCAINE BEAR
COCAINE BEAR
1h 31m | Thriller | Rated R | 24 Feburary 2023
Inspired by the 1985 true story of a drug runner’s plane crash, missing cocaine, and the black bear that ate it, this wild dark comedy finds an oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converging in a Georgia forest where a 500-pound apex predator has ingested a staggering amount of cocaine and gone on a coke-fueled rampage…
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Jimmy: *does a line of coke*
You: mh please my good sir teach me gender ways!!
JRBDJDBDBDB YEAHHHHHH
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this is the experience of being an american whoreeeeeeeeee
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