#clown weiss

[echollama]

How is Clown Weiss doing these days?

Oh Cleiss? Wow it's been a while, lemme check on her-

Hang on, something just came on the telly, breaking news-?

...

Oh.

#echoes #rwby #clown weiss #weiss schnee #cleiss #rwbyart #doodles #lmao i do miss her

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Hey, Weiss, I-

Scene: Ruby just walked in on Weiss, who was about to walk out the room. She is wearing clown make-up.

Ruby: ...

Weiss: ...Yes, Ruby. I am a professional clown.

Ruby: ...Why?

Weiss: So I can entertain kids at the children's hospital. I have been doing this since my days at combat school. I enjoy it. It's fun to not have to live up to the Schnee reputation. It's fun to be silly. It's fun to be a clown. If I couldn't be a huntress. If I wasn't bound by my name, I'd be a clown.

Ruby: Uh...

Weiss: I LOVE clowns, Ruby. Nothing gets me more turned on than being a clown. If I saw someone wearing make-up like this with big shoes, I'd be on my knees honking their horn until his balloon pony exploded.

Ruby: ...Why are you telling me this?

Weiss: Because nobody will believe you.

Weiss then disappears.

Ruby: W-what the?!

The Voice of Weiss: Clown magic~

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Weiss Schnee #Clown Weiss

[howlingday]

Ruby: (Sculpts big top out of cookie dough)

Blake: ...Weiss?

Weiss: Yang, can you get me some wine? Now?

Ruby: (Looks to WBY)

Weiss: (Clown, Twirling plates on sticks)

Blake: (Clown, Juggling balls of yarn)

Yang: (Clown, Tying balloon animals)

Ruby: ...Weeeiiiiiiss?

Weiss: (Clown) Yes, Ruby? Do, do, doo-doo, doo, doo-

Ruby: That does it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college! (Leaves, Slams door)

Yang: ...I don't think any of us expected her to say that.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #the simpsons #clown weiss #cleiss #cleiss schnee

[whitefaceclown]

Whiteface Clown May.

#whiteface #clownmakeup #clown blanc #clown #white clown #clown weiss #clownguy #mehron #whiteclown #weissclown #whiteface clown #whitefaceclown

[chaikachi]

She's doing her best, okay?

Loosely inspired by that one scene from Friends.

#if you clown on this post you owe me financial compensation #and also will be blocked on sight uwu #rwby #ruby rose #oscar pine #penny polendina #weiss schnee #rosegarden #whiterose #nuts and dolts #ship wars are dumb lets stop taking everything so seriously hmm?

[tequiilasunriise]

Lines that would instantly shatter my heart if we get a Whiterose confrontation in the next episode because imagine the Emerald Forest parallels of Ruby walking away from Weiss and Weiss continuing to try and follow after her:

-“You were right, Weiss, Ozpin did make a mistake.”

-“Hey Weiss, remember when you said you didn’t believe me in a team led by me? Hah, well… me neither.”

-“Just leave me alone Weiss.”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“Weiss, I’m serious.”

“As am I, I’m not leaving you.”

“Oh yeah? Why not?”

“Because you’re my friend, Ruby, because we’re partners-“

“YOU DIDN’T EVEN WANT ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!”

“…..”

“Weiss, you only came back and picked me because you thought I was your last resort. The lesser evil or whatever,” Ruby, still fuming, taking a stuttering breath and voice cracking, “You didn’t even want me, you just thought I’d be less trouble.”

#idk it was stuck in my head all day i just had to get it out nooowww #im so ready to get clowned on when Saturday rolls around i am SO READY to not get the Weiss n Ruby heart to heart okay #my nose is ready my shoes are polished my makeup is half applied #spare wr crumbs sur? spareeee wwwrrrr crummbsss?? #rwby #whiterose #ruby rose #weiss schnee

[walpywalpy]

I’m writing my fic and my autocorrect just validated me?!?!

YES SHE IS! SHE IS SO GAY! GAY FOR THE DOLT!

#rwby #white rose #whiterose #ruby x weiss #i swear she’s gay he says behind his clown makeup

[sirazaroff]

I LOVE YOUR ART IT IS SO CRUNCHY AHHHHH

HELLO

Thank you! I love fun comments like these~ Hope you enjoyed every single cromch

Forgive me for not answering the millisecond I saw this. I like to reply with art and I didn’t know what to make for you until today. Please continue to forgive me for pulling you back into the rwby trenches with this piece, but it’s how I first found you and I loved the idea so *much*

Thanks again!

#fooze #echollama #rwby #rwby velvet #violent scarlatina #velvet scarlatina #I was gonna draw clown Weiss but I just wanted to answer you quickly ahhhhh

[weisscoldglare]

Calling it now, Ruby is about to go full Joker

BUt!

but what about Weiss murder clown

#weiss schnee #like pennywise #but weiss #possessed clown #clown warning #demon #schneenanigans #shenanigans #idunno #coldglareshares #its a joke you see #because joker is a jester and a clown is a comical critter #and out of those two gorls weiss has been the harbinger of physical comedy

[constantvariations]

When there's a show that has lots of combat but little to no killing, there's usually a reason for that. I don't just mean the target audience being children (which is a stupid claim anyway, kids can handle way more shit than adults give them credit for), I mean a Watsonian explanation

Aang doesn't kill because he believes it's against his pacifist culture

Batman doesn't kill because he believes in second chances

Vash doesn't kill because it would make Rem sad

But when it comes to the rwby world, the whos and whys of killing... aren't really there?

The villains kill on-screen often, which is a given since, yknow, villains. But our heroes have never had a discussion of how far they're willing to go for their goals

It could've been established during any of the Salem talks, but instead the writers handle it with kid gloves with that Saturday morning cartoon "How do I destroy Salem?" Like, we saw a whole ass human being turned to ash, ShawLuna, you can say "kill," I promise

Due to this, I thought the dynamic was "villains kill, heroes don't," which is fairly typical for shows with this tone

And then Adam was murdered. On screen. By two of our heroes

It was genuinely jarring. There was no lead up to this kind of action, no talk of "doing whatever it takes" or "we have to prepare to do things we might live to regret." Just BAM STAB DEAD

And not even a conversation after! There's literally nothing to distinguish the before/after murder versions of Yang and Blake, which is bad! You took a whole ass man's life! Blake knew him personally! His dreams, his fears, the way he took his coffee, the whole nine yards! Even if it had to be done, that should still have a major affect! Hell, my best friend cried for hours after a bird hit the windshield on our road trip, yet these two are totally okay with ending a person

Even stranger, there has yet to be actual blood spilled by our heroes after that. Not even a skinned knee! Deaths happen around them, not because of them

You've already opened the door for the reaper, you might as well let it settle in for tea

#rwde #its no surprise they pull out the only hero murder on the face of the racism plot #they really hated adam for no reason huh #i genuinely cant tell who they enjoy writing other than blonde screenhog #but seriously tho why havent ruby or weiss spilled actual blood? they have blades ffs itd be easy as hell #or why didn't shawluna take inspiration from the disney movie and just shove adam off the cliff for the classic/cliche villain fall? #is it bc neo came back? did they have to implement the horror rule of 'if there aint a body they aint dead' #it just feels so weird how murder is handled here #or harming people in general #easiest case in point: the narrative surrounding the dismemberment of yang vs tyrian #its more evidence that these writers have protagonist based morals rather than a solid foundation of anything in remnant #which given how they are irl... is it really a surprise? #ugh why did a show w such amazing potential get trapped in the hands of clowns im dying squirtle

[kayleen756894]

A little preview of the impulsive angsty Bees Schnees fic I’ve been working on, hoping to finish it sometime next week. (RWBY Volume 9 spoilers)

Yang’s gaze was harder to hold and Weiss shivered under the firm appraisal, such precise scavenging only viable because of similar experiences. Yang never discussed it but Weiss caught how her arm shook sometimes, the forcible grasp to make it stop, the bounce of fiery gold as she bounded corners in hasty retreats. Thankfully Yang’s episodes became scarce after infiltrating Atlas but Weiss knew better than to assume they were gone. Maybe they never would be, abiding in the threads entwining flesh and steel.

But, like the insufferable oaf she was, Yang always put others before herself. “Are you okay?”

Weiss’ grip on Myrtenaster tightened to a painful degree, utilizing that pain to trap her impulsive biting sarcasm in her throat. What was there to be okay about? Being trapped down here? Logic meaning nothing? Winter thinking she was dead? Being clueless to the fate of their friends? Knowing she was useless to change anything? The warm ache in her chest every time Blake and Yang—

Tighter, tighter, until her knuckles were as white as her hair.

“I’m fine,” Weiss managed through clenched teeth, hoping to ease her clipped tone with a brittle smile, but under the weight of their deepening frowns it shattered like a frail glyph.

She wasn’t surprised they saw right through her. Wasn’t upset, either. She used to practice that smile daily, a necessary precaution against Father’s enemies and Father himself, often her only merit as a child. But she was no longer a child, nor an heiress, her former persona unidentifiable in the ashes of Atlas. Her skill at faking smiles was rusting, an enlightening yet conflicting corrosion, as the only things in this world that summoned natural smiles also summoned tears.

“You’re not,” Blake surmised, so softly it nearly vanished in the crackles of the fire.

Yang shot a look at Ruby, shoulders slumping. “None of us are.”

#it gets fluffier as it goes I promise #over 4000 words done so far #clowned myself into thinking it would only be 5k #of course not lmao #rwby #bees schnees #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #fanfiction #rwby9 #rwby9 spoilers #rwby spoilers

[tekkonair]

All The World's a Stage Chapter 16 - An Apple on the Coast

Chapters: 16/?? Fandom: RWBY Rating: Teen Warnings: None Relationships: (eventual) Weiss Schnee/Pyrrha Nikos/Ilia Amitola Summary:

Providence. Remnant's newest Huntsman Academy, located in the merchant city of Argus. A sanctuary, a place of new opportunities and  new beginnings, threatened by the cogs of imperial hegemony.

Pyrrha Nikos. A champion and a jester, no longer at home in the arena or the circus ring.

Weiss Schnee. An heiress and a genetic fluke, a victim of a sundered marriage and one man's hate.

Ilia Amitola. An orphan and a freedom fighter, running from her past in search of a new beginning.Will Providence be the home they're looking for?

#ao3 #rwby #weiss schnee #ao3 fanfic #ao3 link #rwby fanfiction #pyrrha nikos #ao3 work #faunus weiss schnee #ilia amitola #weiss schnee x pyrrha nikos x ilia amitola #clown pyrrha #faunus pyrrha nikos #faunus au #transfem pyrrha

[weaseltotheface]

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #if you clown on this post i WILL block you

[howlingday]

Ruby: Have you ever noticed how clone and clown are only one letter off?

Weiss: That's not-

Jaune: We made a clown of Weiss.

Clown Weiss: (Honks)

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #jaune arc #game grumps #clown weiss #cleiss schnee

[whitefaceclown]

Whiteface Clown. Whitefaceclown.

#clown #clown blanc #clownguy #whiteface #clownmakeup #white clown #weissclown #clown weiss #mehron #whiteclown #whiteface clown #whitefaceclown

[rachetmath]

Rwby x video game

Ruby: Whoo… that was tough.

Yang: I can’t believe that Grimm trapped us in those video games like that.

Weiss: Indeed, my game was difficult.

Ruby: How so?

Weiss: I was a witch. I controlled time, had many weapons, and summoned creatures. But I had to do some embarrassing poses. 

Ruby: Oh you were Bayonetta. That was cool. Mid though. What about you Yang?

Yang: I was in this arcade game where I fought a bunch of people in the streets.

Ruby: Oh. I mean you fit the description of someone vandalizing property.

Yang: You know it. What about you Blake?

Blake:  I was a ninja. But instead of fighting just other ninjas, I was fighting monsters. And I also wield multiple weapons too.

Ren: You too. I was a samurai and I was fighting demons. And I can summon creatures to help me as well. And I had multiple weapons.

Blake: One of mine was a scythe.

Ruby; Really? Man. That sucks. 

Yang: What was your game, Ruby?

Ruby: I was a devil hunter. I also had a lot of weapons. But I mainly used three and a few metal arms.

Yang: Metal arms? Holy crap.

Ruby: My bosses were insane, especially the final boss. 

Ren: What about you Nora?

Nora: I fought my father.

Ren: What?

Nora: I fought my father who was trying to take my son. I did what I could but he was too strong. I managed though and survived. However, I pushed my son away from me and he left me alone. I was happy when he came back but things only got worse. I lost my friend. And though I managed to talk some sense into my father, my grandfather killed him right in front of me.

Ren: Nora it was a game.

Nora: It was real to me!

Ruby: Okay. Oscar and Emerald, how was your gaming experience?

Emerald: I was a badass treasure hunter. 

Oscar: I was a guy who wielded a Keyblade and had to fight the darkness. I made many friends but my main ones were a duck and a dog. Mainly the dog.

Ruby: Interesting. Well, Jaune what about you? What game did you go to?

Jaune: You can’t be serious. All of you have only been to one game?

Ruby: Yeah. I was in DMC.

Yang: I was in Street Fighters.

Blake: Ninja Gaiden.

Weiss: Bayonetta.

Jaune: Which one? In fact, red, blue or purple?

Weiss: Purple.

Ren: Nioh.

Nora: God of War Ragnorock 

Emerald: Tomb Raider.

Oscar: Kingdom Hearts.

Jaune: Oh my god. For real?

Ruby: Matter of fact, you’ve been gone for a while. What game were you in?

Jaune: I was in four.

Yang: Four? Like the fourth-

Jaune: No I was in four games?

Oscar: What were they like?

Jaune: Um hell.

Ruby: O.

Jaune: I was in hell. First I was in the Resident Evil series.

Yang: Number?

Jaune: 8.

Yang: Oo did you enjoy-

Jaune: I didn’t see the appeal. Especially, if the same tall woman, is trying to kill and eat you. And they were mild compared to a fungus monster, a crazy doll, a fetus, and an insane man with magnetic powers with the temper of a nine-year-old. I don’t know how I survived half that nonsense.

Yang: Damn.

Jaune: That was light work though. Then I went to find something called the Elden Ring.

Nora: Oh. Did you score any maidens?

Jaune: I will hurt you.

Ren: I mean it couldn’t been that bad. What was your role? 

Jaune: The victim.

Weiss: Didn’t you have weapons?

Jaune: Of course, in Resident Evil I had guns. Then for Elden Ring, I had swords and magic. Too bad I was against insane bosses who were completely out of my league. And one of them was a man who fought me with his bare hands! 

Nora: Oh.

Jaune: Had my butt bent over.

Oscar: Pause.

Jaune: Then Melina. Oh god. Oh god, A dragon flame thrower.

Blake: Jaune?

Jaune: After I got done with that madness, I went further deep into hell. Where my only option was to run.

Ruby: From what?

Jaune: Killer toy monkeys. An evil little girl. Clowns. Human-legged ducks. Golden Statues. Bagged Nurses. A Stuffed Mama Bear doll. I was lucky there weren’t more. 

Ruby: Oh god. 

Jaune: All while collecting these purple gems and running from the devil while assisting a witch. Who I have to admit is very hot. 

Emerald: Who were the worst?

Jaune: The worst ones were the Joy-joy Gang.

Emerald: Who were they?

Jaune: Animatronic robots.

Oscar: How were they so bad?

Jaune: Dark Deception. They’ll let you think you had a chance. First, they can become a giant ass robot. One of them can run faster than me. And when you think you've beaten all three of them, nine more will take their place- They have an army. Unlike the others, those guys had a better chance of catching me. They were just having fun. And when they caught me… … *remembers the beatdown* I swear if it wasn’t for their boss still needing me alive I wouldn’t have survived. 

Oscar: What was the last game?

Jaune: … … 

Oscar: Jaune? Jaune what was the last game?

Jaune: *remembers the people he lost. The people he’s murdered. The monsters he’s faced. The choice that could change everything.*

Jaune: I have no regrets.

Oscar: What?

Jaune: Nothing Oscar.

Ruby: Um… Are you going to be okay?

Jaune: Yep. As long as we killed the thing?

RWBY and NERO: … …

Jaune: Don’t tell me. 

*Roars*

Jaune: Let’s see.  Nine of us are here. Giant boss. Yep, we’re in an RPG. 

Ruby: Let’s go team.

Jaune: Wait what are our roles though?

*bob*

Ruby: Sniper. Cool.

Yang: Brawler. Nice.

Blake: Ninja. Hm.

Weiss: Mage. Indeed.

Emerald: Thief. Awesome.

Oscar: Support. Ah.

Nora: Berserker. Yes.

Ren: Archer. I’m fine with this.

Jaune: *terrified* 

Nora: What’s your role Jaune?

Jaune: HEY! FIGHT ME!! FIGHT! ME!

Ruby: Tank.

#rwby #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #nora valkyrie #lie ren #jaune arc #oscar pines #emerald sustrai