#clearing out the inbox

[cod-dump]

König publicly swore to his team if he ever met the Ghost in person he would wrestle him on site. When Ghost heard the rumor he loudly bragged that he could win in 5 minutes.

The 2 teams meet for a shared mission and these legends lock eyes for the first time in front of both teams. And immediately start acting like rival bull moose. Literally crashing heads like rams trying to pin each other to the ground. No finesse no words no posturing just grunting and wrestling like they gotta prove something. Idiot college fuckboi jock style.

All the on lookers are just 😐. Horangi is confused but not, gaz is struggling to comprehend, soap is stoked, and price is filing for retirement as it all goes down.

Turns out the 2 legends are pretty evenly matched and they are beyond pissed about it. An hour in and they are no closer to a victor. The teams now have a betting pool going and price has called Kate to convince her to accept his resignation right now please, I can't do this anymore.

-sorry this is long. It got away from me a little

Everyone thought it was a joke, that the rumor circulating about KorTac’s colonel wanting to wrestle 141’s Ghost upon first meeting, it couldn’t possibly be real. But it was, to Ghost at least. He wanted it to be real, he wanted the infamous Konig wanting to challenge him to a test of strength. It was a ego boost, it made him even more annoying.

“It’s not real, LT. Why would the colonel want to fight you?”

“Wrestle, Garrick! He sees me as a challenge!”

“Hmm, right…”

Soap wasn’t helping the situation, he was also convinced the rumor was true… or he wanted Ghost to go pick a fight with Konig, Gaz wasn’t sure which one it was, honestly. Price was only partially bothered by it, maybe because he believed it was just Ghost fucking around and that he actually wouldn’t go head to head with the colonel.

If only that was the case.

The chance of running into KorTac’s colonel while on the field was extremely low, but it still happened. Both teams froze in shock at the appearance of the other, and Konig immediately looked at Ghost before shoving his gun into the arms of the closest operator. The excitement that took Ghost as he all but threw his gun at Gaz before charging Konig.

“This isn’t fucking happening.”

It was. Ghost was currently trying to overpower Konig who was trying to throw him to the ground. The KorTac men and women just blinked before a couple took their phone out and started recording. Gaz wasn’t sure how to feel, just watching Ghost all too eagerly take on a literal mountain of a killing machine like a kid on Christmas while Soap cheered him on loudly.

Oh, Price walked off, too. Lovely.

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[slasherscream]

Hi, can I request a poly ghostface with a reader who's in drama? How would they react to her getting a lead in a horror musical (for example Mrs. Lovett from Sweeney Todd)?

A/N: going through my inbox and trying to get to the oldest stuff that still inspires me to respond. sorry for the world's longest wait. i am simply an easily distracted creature of the night.

They're hyping you up beyond reason. You're talented, but it doesn't matter if you sucked, they'd give you an ego about how good you are either way. Why? Because they love you. So everyone else better love you too... or else 🔪🔪🔪.

It's giving everyone better clap for my s/o when they come out to make their final bow or we'll blow up this fucking building, yeah.

Despite loving you, attending theatre really isn’t their favorite thing to do in the world. 

So you getting a role in a horror musical is like… even though they love you: *insert finally some good fucking food gordon ramsey image here*

Are you more pumped to have gotten the lead in this play or are they?

No amount of fake blood is enough for them. They want to see you dripping in the fake blood of your fake victims. They bully their way backstage during the intermission of the show and they make you do a twirl while covered in fake blood. You look delicious.

It isn’t appropriate to do but Stu can’t stop himself from cheering at certain points. Billy hits him and tells him quietly to “shut your fucking hole they’re trying to act up there!”  

Billy reads up on how to care for your vocal chords. Right before you go on stage he’s always got a hot lemon tea in hand for you. He makes you use a vocal nebulizer every day and go to a steam room twice a week. He’s got no clue if any of the stuff works but he doesn’t want you damaging your voice, so do it just in case and stop bitching about it.

Stu is your hype man. Even on the days they don’t attend performances, since the show runs for a while, he sends a shit ton of flowers for you to receive. We’re talking roses in every color. If someone working on stage crew has allergies, watch out! The sheer amount of flowers is a genuine public health hazard. He wants everyone to know you’re the best there is. A dozen rose bouquets might not send the message. Twenty will!

They keep an eye on your understudy as if your understudy is going to plot to kill you. You are not allowed to hang out with your understudy when they’re not around. 

Billy saw you drink a beverage that your understudy handed you and barely wanted to speak to you on the way home after rehearsal. “You’re asking for it. You’re really asking for it, Y/N. You don’t know what that nutcase might have put in there!” Sir, I think the only nutcase here is you. 

They might have to kill that understudy just to be safe.

#stu macher x reader #billy loomis x reader #poly ghostface x reader #black!reader #clearing out the inbox #they would be so fucking annoying #limit the amount of times they can attend a week #for the mental health of your coworkers please #think of the stage crew

[thebibliosphere]

“Your ADHD posts are too long, I can’t read them so you’re ableist” sure is a take I’m more than happy to delete and block from my inbox for forever.

It’s almost like people with ADHD have conflicting access needs or something and if I do make my posts shorter I get accused of being reductionist.

#clearing out the inbox #what I really want is the ability to make multiple read notes on a post #that’s a feature from LJ I miss #it meant you could outline things and cut them so people could read specific sections if they wanted

[guzhuangheaven]

I'm rewatching Ruyi, and all I'm thinking is, "Why is Yanwan such a stupid person?"

She is surviving and thriving because of luck most of the time. How is it that her mother murders his child and Hongli thinks that maybe she is not evil because her mother didn't confess Yanwan's part but he spend over a decade hating on Yuyan because of an accessory and her ambitious son.

I feel the writer faltered and could have made her a more subtle and clever villain. Her only becoming a Consort because Hongli wanted to piss of Zhen Huan, I think sucked the most.

See, here’s where I think the writing is genius in terms of human psychology, because it shows just how utterly narcissistic both Qianlong and Yanwan and how much they see themselves in each other. Yanwan panders to Qianlong’s narcissism, so he literally willfully tells himself that a woman he favours can’t be that bad, to the point that he actually believes it. He wants to always forgive Yanwan whenever she pisses him off, because he can’t admit that he likes or gets turned on or whatever by someone so despicable, because what does that say about himself?

In the situation with Yongjing, he would rather believe astrology nonsense that Ruyi’s vibes killed Yongjing than consider there was foul play. He gets so hyped up with the idea of Yongjing being a good omen that when Yongjing dies he feels like he's losing face to ever have hoped so much. Face is a huge deal to a person like Qianlong, he can't deal with losing face like that so he turns it on Ruyi instead. Later he would rather deceive himself that yes somehow Yanwan’s mother can miraculously pull all off this huge feat of paying off midwives and people both inside and outside the palace to endanger Yongjing and frame Hailan in the process, than admit the obvious that she couldn’t possibly have done all of this without Yanwan’s will or involvement. And some people really are just so narcissistic that they would believe these excuses they tell themselves rather than think that they might be wrong.

Yanwan says it very succinctly in the end, he chose her, he raised her up, if she’s horrible, then what is he? That’s why he can’t ever admit to Yanwan’s worst actions until he can’t be in denial anymore, when it’s all shoved into his face in the end.

Yanwan basically spends her entire time as consort failing up because her benefactor (Qianlong) is too narcissistic to admit he was ever wrong and has the ultimate privilege to get away with that mindset. This happens in real life…

Anyway, I think while Qianlong is aware of Yanwan’s ambition from the beginning from the way she approaches him, and he nurtures that ambition to use her as a weapon against the empress dowager and Ruyi at times, he doesn’t see Yuyan (or do you actually mean Luyun and her hairpin?) in the same way. We see the Yuyan’s scheming private moments but I think for Qianlong, she’s just this plaything gift from a tributary state with a sharp tongue, and she is the equivalent of a sexy lamp to him. So he is blindsided when that toy dares have her own goals and uses her son to push her own gains.

If you mean Luyun, I always thought it was a perfect concoction of coincidences that sets up Qianlong’s suspicion of Luyun, from Langhua suddenly recommending Luyun as the next empress on her death bed even though she hasn’t shown any preference for Luyun before, after Qianlong just learnt that Langhua had supposedly done all these evil things, and then Luyun’s hairpin being found at the wrong place, then suddenly Luyun showing desire to compete to be empress that she didn’t have before and both Yongzhang and Yonghuang who were raised by Luyun acting up at Langhua’s funeral. With his tendency for paranoia of course he would be suspicious of her and he can continue to hold a grudge because Luyun isn’t a mirror to him the way Yanwan is.  

#ask #legend of ruyi #如懿传 #ruyi's royal love in the palace #ruyi meta #clearing out the inbox #this has been in our inbox forever #send us asks and we might answer it in the same century

[wordgirlappreciation]

<[email protected]> : Wordgirl but with a ponytail!

Thanks for the submission! I quite like it. Would have been cool to see her with other hairstyles on the show. 

#wordgirl #tobey #tobey mccallister #becky botsford #photo edits #submission #clearing out the inbox

[kindlythevoid]

Hope you have a good break!! ❤️

My almost-two-months-out-of-one-month long break has been going well! (lies, I still haven't finished the one chapter I need to move on)

Has it gone on longer than I thought? Perhaps. (I was supposed to be posting by now smh)

Have I been getting work done though? ...Maybe. (nuh-uh)

Is it over yet? No. No, it is not. (╥‿╥)

Kindly,

The Void

#thanks knight #clearing out the inbox #*sighs* #ah writing #ask #rewind series

[violent138]

what's the average of 1 3 & 8

The average of 13 and 8 (10.5 approximately) or 1, 3, and 8 (which is 4)?

#asks answered hideously late #clearing out the inbox #personal #block my personal tag trust me

[percyjacksonfan3]

Sincerely, why do you believe a man who cuts off his dick and has to clear a constantly "dilated" neovagina - literally full of fecal bacteria that smells just like you think btw - is entitled and sane enough to creep into the same bathroom as you? Does that sound like someone with a healthy soul enough to not be a complete lunatic pervert when you pull your panties down in the stall? That is the implication in your bio.

Hey uh... I sincerely have no idea what the fuck you're talking about or what in my bio has led you to sending me this, but even if you are just a random troll filling people's inboxes this seems like TERF rhetoric which is super fucking gross so how about you go away now

#why can people not be normal? i ask on tumblr where we are all completely insane #but at least we're the good kind this is just... yuck #how about we let ppl clean their neovaginas in peace okay? #and stop caring so much about what other people are doing in bathrooms #fun fact! all the people who have made me feel unsafe or threatened in or near a bathroom has identified as male so... #yeah anon your experience and mine are not the same #fuck off now pls #tw transphobia #the only reason i didnt delete this is bc i havent posted any fuck terfs things in a while #clearing out the inbox #also wtf why are you talking about smell?? pls seek help and stop thinking about other peoples privates

[sfb123]

Get to know each other Choices Ask Game Time!!

What are your TOP 10 Choices books?

What are your TOP 10 Choices LIs?

Get to know each other Choices Ask Game Time!!

Thank you so much for this ask! I saw your post earlier and was internally praying that I would get one too!

(Thank you to @queenrileyrose for asking too. I feel so loved! 🥰)

Top 10 Books

I cheated, I actually haven't read many Choices books, so I'm breaking out the TRR series into all of their books.

The Royal Romance

The Royal Holiday

The Royal Heir

The Royal Finale

The Nanny Affair

Perfect Match

Blue Sky Country

The Freshman Series

Rules of Engagement

Red Carpet Diaries

Top 10 LIs

Also kind of a cheat. For the reason mentioned above, I don't actually have 10 LIs, so the last 3 are just LIs I didn't pick ranked by pickability if the other 7 didn't exist.

Liam Rys (always and forever)

Damien Nazario

Sam Dalton

Sawyer Oakley

Chris Powell

Matt Rodriguez

Leo Rys (he's only so low because he's kind of my BIL and that's weird)

Drake Walker

Hayden Young

Maxwell Beaumont

#choices ask #clearing out the inbox #except for the prompt requests #those are taking a while #sorry #play choices #choices #choices stories you play

[cod-dump]

If Price retired he would open his curtains one morning and see Soap (Captain MacTavish now) with his face plastered on the window sobbing.

Soap: How did you do it?! How did you control us?!  How do I get Ghost to stop stabbing walls when he loses something? How do I make Gaz stop hiding my journals? HOW DO I GET ROACH OUT OF THE VENTILATION DUCTS?! Price, sipping his coffee: Not my problem. *closes curtains* Soap: Wait I didn’t ask how to get Ghost to stop sneaking into your house and planting glitter bombs! Price: Glitter bo- Graves, from somewhere else in the house: YOUR CHILDREN ARE DEAD JOHN Nikolai: *ugly laughing in another room as Graves scream-swears*

Retirement was supposed to be peaceful.

He was supposed to settled down with Nik and Graves, work on his property, and do retirement related hobbies. Price doesn’t even know any hobbies he could start because he didn’t think he would get this! But Soap keeps calling him. He’s handling the promotion worse than how Price is handling retirement.

He asks two dozen questions each time he calls, each call almost always ending with him near crying and asking Price to come back just for a day to show him how to do things. He’s even showed up a couple times at Price’s property, unannounced and almost getting taken out by a either very surprised Nik or by Graves who shoots first and asks questions later when it comes to strangers showing up at his property in the middle of the night. Soap’s lucky he’s still alive!

Tonight, something is moving downstairs. Nik heard it first and soon all three men were out of bed and ready to take out whoever was in their home… then they heard Soap’s hushed voice and the three groaned in unison.

“John, get your man out of here before I shoot him!”

Graves doesn’t make threats, so Price assured his husbands he would deal with it before heading downstairs. He made his presence known, turning on the light with a sigh before looking for Soap. Oh, he’s hiding now. Great.

“Johnny, get your ass out here.”

Soap slowly raised from behind the couch, looking sheepish. Price just stared at him before looking at the clock. Way too fucking early for whatever this was.

“Johnny-“

“I wasn’t trying to wake you guys! I just wanted to get them and leave!”

Price felt his heart drop, “What?”

“Uh-“

“Who is here, Soap!?”

Price almost lost his fucking mind when he saw Ghost and Roach in the kitchen. Roach was stealing food while Ghost looked to be rigging something up in the pantry. Both froze when they saw Price and Soap in the doorway.

“Hey, cap! And captain… Heh,” Roach was putting food back into the fridge as Price stared at him.

Soap just stormed over to Ghost, “What the fuck is this!?”

“A… gift.”

“Take it back, I don’t want it,” Price muttered while continuing to stare at Roach. He wasn’t letting this shit take any of their food, Nik would lose it.

Ghost grumbled and started carefully removing wires and a box from the pantry. Price didn’t want to know what it was, he just wanted it out of his house and away from his husbands. They were both already pissy about Soap’s constant pestering, he didn’t want to know how they would react to whatever shit Ghost was planning.

“I’m going to get a restraining order on all three of you, I fucking swear.”

“Hey, what about Gaz?”

“GAZ ISN’T HERE!”

“Uh, yes he is! He’s in the car!”

Price had to take a breath, squeezing his eyes shut as he willed himself to not beat any of his former team’s ass.

“Get the fuck out of my house.”

“Yes, captain.”

So much for retirement.

#call of duty #modern warfare #john price #john soap mactavish #cod nikolai #phillip graves #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #kyle gaz garrick #incorrect quotes #Drabble #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #clearing out the inbox #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

[bakerstreethound]

Associate you meme: Crowley (good omen), Phantom of opera , and Sherlock :D

Awe that's so sweet of you, thanks a bunch! (:

#disneymarina #tumblr love #beloved mutual #mail 💌 #answered #my alleyway #I'm years late answereing this #i'm so sorry #clearing out the inbox #spring cleaning

[naomana]

Luca/Clemente. Do whatever you want with it. ♥( ˆ⌣ ˆԅ)

No u

#hehehe #clearing out the inbox #ask and you'll be answered

[bubblegumbabycow]

Send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. Keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ♡♡♡

Awww 🥰 Tysm

#bubblegumbabycow answers #clearing out the inbox

[guzhuangheaven]

Hopefully, this question hasn't been answered, but I wanted to ask about the harem clothing colors. I read somewhere that harem ladies of a certain rank can wear yellow and I thought they couldn't. Can you explain the colors of the harem?

This post might provide some insights. Basically, "yellow" is a whole spectrum and the shade reserved for the emperor/empress changes over time so it's not so set in stone. See also this. I think also regulations would mostly apply to formal court clothes rather than everyday wear so much. I really don't know much more about this to make more intelligent comment than this.

#ask #clearing out the inbox

[scooterpengie]

I have a different question how are you feeling I do not want to be a burden if you're too busy to answer my question

Sorry I looked at this ask and then completely forgot to answer it! 😭

Don't worry I'm not too busy to answer something! Unless it's an art request or something, in which case I may be too busy 😅

#asks #universallymusicpolice #ik this is a follow up to another ask but i can't remember #clearing out the inbox

[poore-choice-of-words]

Hiya! Do any of your characters think they've already been through enough and you have more pain lined up for them?

Too many to count, but my current story has Cassandra, who we have a flashback where she's literally asking if the gods will take anything else from her. Currently, she's facing a lot of failure trying not to let her new friends(?) die.

#Cassandra #asks #clearing out the inbox #Heroes' Guild #Guild of the Future #Check out the previous ask if you want slightly more context