#chintu

[dogsandcatsandmiscellaneousstuff]

29 31 39

29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend

I can't remember tbh, don't really know when was the last time I lied.

31: What my last text message says

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39: My favorite ice cream flavor

Mulberry! It only comes during the summers in Naturals and is insanely good!

#ask #chintu #ask game

[an-absolute-nightmare]

New year but no new theme 😔 i see how it is

new year old me😌

#i'm just really attached to this theme lol #ask #mm. i remember you mentioning that you go by a different name now but i completely forgot what it was?! #i'll uh tag this #chintu

[starburns]

an ask

Oh my god

#i owe u all ym gold and silver. for dis ask #asks #chintu #5 days left for ur birthday heheheheheheheh #i will give u the best gift

[ashishsaahoo]

It's always nice to see someone close after a long time #AshishKumarSahoo"#ashishsaahoo #chintu"#pandababu! #mangu (at Kamaguru) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl8MyhILgcG/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#ashishkumarsahoo #ashishsaahoo #chintu #pandababu #mangu

[vigevet]

Forehead kiss 😘 to chintu #chintu #pet #bird #parakeet #parakeets #cockatielsofinstagram #cockatiels #birdoftheday #kiss #love #cockatiel #cockatielkiss #cockatoo #weiro #weirobird #quarrion #quarrions #fashion #photooftheday #love #VigeDr #veterinarian #chocolatebrownhandsome #murukumeesai #meesai #mustache #mustachelove #beardlove #beard #thaadi #thaadikaran https://www.instagram.com/p/CfbknP3sMWw/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#chintu #pet #bird #parakeet #parakeets #cockatielsofinstagram #cockatiels #birdoftheday #kiss #love #cockatiel #cockatielkiss #cockatoo #weiro #weirobird #quarrion #quarrions #fashion #photooftheday #vigedr #veterinarian #chocolatebrownhandsome #murukumeesai #meesai #mustache #mustachelove #beardlove #beard #thaadi #thaadikaran

[hum-suffer]

10 minute pehle ke news ki tea spill karoooooo

Grab your seatbelts because this is a wild and offensive ride.

Context: my friend had a birthday today, let's call her Butterfly. Butterfly is Moon boy's bestie. Me and K (my bestie) became friends with Moon Boy ages ago but we befriended Butterfly only recently during our exams.

Aaj Butterfly ki birthday mein, body shaming girl put up a story wishing her which read,"Happy birthday [Moon Boy] ki bestie." I was furious at her since like last season and even previous episode. Aaj ka precap isme hi aa gaya tha.

Tea:

So me and Moon Boy went to get Butterfly a cake for her birthday to celebrate in college without telling anyone but K. We got the cake and came back, and Body Shaming girl, let's call her Chintu (yes it's her nickname idek why), her group was lowkey offended that we didn't involve them in Butterfly's birthday plan

Moon Boy, that bloody diplomat, knew. He lured them all in with the cake cutting promise and everyone gathered around Butterfly, whom I had not allowed to peek at the cake. We had forgotten to get matchsticks so he went off to find matchsticks to light candles. Meanwhile...

Another girl, whom I did like until she turned into an ass licker, started fiddling with the cake. Bringing it out of box, trying to rip open the box to see the cake. I was politely trying to get her to stop until she tried to open the box. I opened the box instead and then closed it instantly and put it out of her reach. I told her to stop hovering and sit down.

Seeing her ass licker get shoved aside, Chintu was mad. But she was about to be madder.

I'm name dropping this one because i detest him the most. MOST. Bhavya, this lanky oversmart buy with a chomu hairstyle and round glasses, dared to be oversmart.

One thing that everyone should know about me is that I'm fiercely defensive of each of my friends. I treasure them beyond reason. Even if they're new friends.

Bhavya said, and i quote,"Burn Butterfly and use her to light the candles."

I said,"Maybe we should use you, since Teri already jal Rahi hai."

He went bitter and replied,"Jal nahi Rahi hai thik hai? Mere time to cake bhi nhi thi."

"should have had better friends," i said, which must have also offended Chintu.

Bhavya went even more bitter and said,"Mere dost jo the vo tere aaj ke dost hi the. Tere Jo itne saare ladke dost hai na. Vohi." (Lies. I'm acquainted with some boys because I'm a nice person and like to maintain connections. The only male friend i have is Moon Boy.)

I knew what he was implying but Butterfly was already shaking her head. I laughed,"Their behaviour isn't my responsibility."

He was about to say something and Butterfly said to not do this on her birthday. I laughed and said okay, I won't. Butterfly looked at me gratefully and Moon Boy returned till then. He noticed the harsh environment but said nothing and i continued pretending that I didn't want to kill anyone.

Me and Moon Boy took over, shifted benches and made Butterfly sit down, got her the cake(she loved it btw), lit up the candle. Chintu and her ass licker started pretending to care and warning how one shouldn't keep fire near them and blah blah blah. Whilst standing right behind me. I didn't say anything.

As we sang happy birthday, Bhavya sang "Happy birthday [Butterfly] aaj tu mar jayegi". I wanted to hit him but i didnt. By the look on his face, Moon Boy knew my smile wasn't entirely genuine after we finished the birthday song. I pushed him off to be the first one to eat the cake since he's the closest in relation to her. I was clicking pictures with his phone and i heard them criticise even that right behind my back. (Sue me, idk how to operate iphones instantly).

Chintu said,"Maine bola tha ki haath mein rakh ke candle mat jao but sunte nhi hai na kuch log." Bhavya asked who and she replied that she'll tell later. (Can you BE anymore obvious???)

We ended up having fun. I sent off K after me and later I went myself to eat the cake. Took a tiny bite because I don't like sweets too much, and fed Butterfly a wafer chocolate roll. She ate half of it and I fed the rest half to K and Moon Boy respectively. I heard them speak about that as well.

I sat down on a free bench, since I had period cramps, and the sheer joy of being around people and celebrating on Butterfly made me keep my words quiet and it was enough to make me smile widely.

(They did not like that. Duhhhhhhhhhh)

After this, me and Butterfly and K discussed this whole interaction whilst Moon Boy, the darling diplomat, went around fulfilling his volunteer duty and social media manager duty by clicking photos and videos.

The university secretary of the abvp, he came near us to find Moon Boy but he couldn't so I kept him in conversation for almost an hour. Moon Boy returned, listened to the conversation and was tiredly sitting quietly. I and K went to fetch our respective buckles and water bottles from our vehicles and we stayed there talking to some acquaintances. Butterfly came with us too.

I spied Moon Boy drifting in the place and went to him but he had been roped in with Chintu's group so I told him where he'll find me and left, ignoring the rest of them.

Ting ting tadinggggggggg agla update, next kalesh ke baad🫶🏽 (also no one needs to go anon to ask for such tea my loves, I'm happy to provide always 🫶🏽)

#did i act like a mom in a saree? yes #do i care? no #butterfly was happy and thats what mattered #desiblr #suffer ye suhana nahi #desi tumblr #moon boy🌛 #K² #chudail chintu #बड़वा Bhavya #college ke chochle

[tothemoonandbacklove]

chiru ❎ chintu ✅

hii chintu

omg yayyyy new nickname fkhjdhfjksrfhkusrfhjk😍😍😍😍 thank uuuu

#new nickname guys #ab se main chintu hoon #chiru tv #chintu tv #wait that’s an actual tv channel #i used to watch dora on chintu tv

[snixx]

happy birthday!!!!

thank you bestie! haven't heard from you forever how are you? how's college and everything?

#i also don't remember my tag for you what should i tag you #chintu 🐶

[coming-of-age-witch]

yeah you're swag but are you as swag as motu & patlu

#the og chintu pintu mintu tindu gang boss #i used to watch it #that theif fellow was just- iconic must i say #and chingam #the deficiency of any female characters kinda hit me thou #but it is a part of the classic cartoons with ninja hatorri doraemon shinchan thomas train dora #motu patlu #nickelodean india #indian cartoon #cartoon #desi cartoon #desi things #desiblr #desi shitposting #desi stuff #desi humor #desi academia #desi dark academia #desi girl #desi life #chaotic academia

[dogsandcatsandmiscellaneousstuff]

hi

Long time no see Chintu bhai

#ask #chintu

[an-absolute-nightmare]

Happy new year!!!

Happy new year!!! ❣️

#ask #chintu

[starburns]

OMG. THANK YOU.

#US #STAR AND A SMILEY FACE??????? UR SPOILING ME #asks #chintu

[sad-bhalu]

hawww you're active?

i actually like come on here everyday but just for like 2 mins to check my inbox and messages and then i go bhag milkha bhag

#chintu la la la la #kese hooooo #missed ya a lot

[ashishsaahoo]

It's always nice to see someone close after a long time #AshishKumarSahoo"#ashishsaahoo #chintu"#pandababu! #mangu (at Kamaguru) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl8Mdj3LZDE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#ashishkumarsahoo #ashishsaahoo #chintu #pandababu #mangu

[infantisimo]

what?!

#HELP #akira kurosawa song #from the film chintu ji #anushka manchanda #sophie choudry #rishi kapoor

[vigevet]

Liplock from chintu 😅😜 #chintu #pet #bird #parakeet #parakeets #cockatielsofinstagram #cockatiels #birdoftheday #kiss #love #cockatiel #cockatielkiss #cockatoo #weiro #weirobird #quarrion #quarrions #fashion #photooftheday #love #VigeDr #veterinarian #chocolatebrownhandsome #murukumeesai #meesai #mustache #mustachelove #beardlove #beard #thaadi #thaadikaran https://www.instagram.com/p/CfbkgrEM8Hb/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#chintu #pet #bird #parakeet #parakeets #cockatielsofinstagram #cockatiels #birdoftheday #kiss #love #cockatiel #cockatielkiss #cockatoo #weiro #weirobird #quarrion #quarrions #fashion #photooftheday #vigedr #veterinarian #chocolatebrownhandsome #murukumeesai #meesai #mustache #mustachelove #beardlove #beard #thaadi #thaadikaran