#cats do not exist(?

[caramelldansenu]

*kills it* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it aga

[text]

Lamb: This is the new mascot, Narinder. Make sure to feed it 4 times a day it just escaped an eternal prison

Follower: Yes, of course great leader!

Lamb: And if it dissents, just give it snacks and a pat. It'll calm down

Follower: Oooh! So like a pet cat?

Lamb: Exactly.

Narinder: INSOLENT LAMB. I AM STILL HERE.

#art #fanart #drawing #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #dont ask why pet cats exist and follower cats exist at the same time just accept jt #my glasses broke after while i was in the middle of drawing this i taped my glasses together just to finish it 🙃 #it hurt my nose like hell #the things i do for art #not ship art #narinder is like the lambs pet cat #u know how u treat ur cat thats exactly how the lamb treats narinder #because the lamb is just an extension of me in this

[irishmammonagenda]

"Mams, I have some news for you." You say, hands behind your back at a weird angle, clearly hiding something.

"Not now, MC, the Great Mammon's busy." The Avatar of Greed dismisses you in an attempt to take his focus away from the way he perked up like a lovesick puppy when he heard your voice.

"But Mams, it's super important."

Mammon looks up from his DDD and stares at you expectantly, when he once more realises he's behaving like a lovesick puppy, he stares at his nails instead, scoffing. "This better be good, human. Do ya think I have all day?! Cus I don't!"

"But Mams! You're a dad now! You have to make time for your family!"

Mammon splutters, dropping his phone and falling off of his bed. "I'm a WHAT??!!! MC who's lyin' to ye! I'm not a dad!!!"

"Yes you are!" You bring your arms out from behind your back to reveal a small little black blob with small little golden horns, wearing an equally small black top hat with yellow accents.

"Papa!" Little D No.2 exclaims from your arms.

"ARRRGH!! The Great Mammon is not yer papa Little D!!!" Mammon shouts, attempting to cover the blush on his face.

You pout, Little D No.2 mirrors your expression. "But Mams! He's the spitting image of you! He's even got your horns! Are you abandoning our child?!"

"Yeah, Papa are you abandoning our chil-...wait hold on I am the child-....Yeah! Papa are you abandoning yer child?!"

"See! He even talks like you! He said yer!"

"T-t-that proves nothin'!! I-I'm not a dad!" Mammon splutters.

You look at him sulkily. "D-do you not wanna have a family with us...I mean how could you say no to this face?" You pinch Little D No.2's cheek and push him out towards the Second Born. "He's adorable! He gets it from you!"

"Fine! I'm a dad! Now please....stop poutin'?" Mammon almost pouts himself before his learned bravado makes another show. "Ahem...! What I was tryna say was....I, the Great Mammon don't care if you pout or not!"

Little D No.2 stage whispers to you. "Psst, what Mammon means to say is that he's so deeply unequivocally in love with you he hardly knows what to do with himself!"

Mammon sputters and shouts something in protest, but you just grin. "Awww! I love you too Mams!"

Mammon subconsciously preens at the praise before staring daggers at a sniggering Little D No.2 as you cradle it in your arms like a baby and coo to it things like 'You look so much like your papa! Yes you do!' and tap its little top hat before booping the small creature's nose, or where a nose should be on a Little D.

Mammon cracks a soft smile watching the scene; not that he'd ever admit it. Even though Little D No.2 was a little shit, he wouldn't mind someday having little shits of his own with you and starting an actual family, except he hoped they'd look like you.

#i was originally going to do this like MC adopted a cat on impulse but then i remembered little d existed #nah but fr i love mammon so much hed be such a good dad #ALSO I AM SO MAD ABT YELLOW BEING REMOVED #obey me mammon x reader #obey me imagines #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me headcanons #obey me mammon #obey me mc #mammon x reader #om! mammon #obey me little d #little d no.2 #obey me fluff #obey me scenario #omswd

[themisterhip]

A small Vash that was supposed to be a keychain xD With a cat(?

#TRIGUN STAMPEDE #TRIGUN #TRIGUNイラコン #Vash the Stampede #vash #trigun vash #cat #black cat #honestly no idea if that is a cat #because i read somewhere that the planet they're on #cats do not exist(? #could be wrong tho and haven't watched the old series yet #but that fella is really cute hshshs #art #doodles #keychain #and remember: always finish your keychains on time qwq #liked how cute it looks that's why i post it hehehe #hope you guys like it #thanks and bye #<3

[bonesmarinated]

I'm fulfilling what Bethesda could not 😑😤 And the cat name is Oslo! I hc Mateo and Noel both took care of this cat and it's a permanently resident at The Lodge, Oslo is a shy cat but he likes to be around Kristian. Oslo remind Kristian of a stray cat that he and his brother used to raised when they were kids.

#bethesda starfield #starfield #starfield oc #kristian odegaard #Dear Bethesda please retcon the extinction of cat and dogs #All they need to do #is make some old lady in space floating in her lone ship filled with cats #seriously IF humanity exists across the stars I can promise literally swear on my family name that dogs and cats will spread with us #It’s madness to disagree Bethesda got this wrong #can't wait until the tool kit is release so modder can put in their work to filled the void #starfield spacefarer #sarah morgan #kris

[thatdoodledcrow]

It said [ 🟡 ]

#V1 ultrakill #ultrakill V1 #ultrakill #art #crow does animation #gifs #was thinking about my headcanons for how the V-models emote and went ‘hey that’d be cool to animate!’ and now this exists #I’m very tempted to make a matching V2 blink animation but I REALLY do not have the time rn lol. maybe soon... #anyways the most important take away from this should be that both of them can do the dumbass mode cat eyes. have a good day lmao #scopo tw #scopohobia tw #<- not sure if that applies but just in case?

[butchriptide]

I've seen people make human AUs and equate Winter's scavenger fascination with being like. a crazy cat person. and while that is really good and I do think Winter would and should be crazy about cats, I do think like... if you are going to give him an equivalent interest you gotta go nicher than that. Like, being a Cat PersonTM is a thing like half the population identifies at. You GOTTA go stranger. He needs to be regularly attending reptile conventions. He needs to daydream about owning a praying mantis. He needs to yell at underpayed PetSmart workers about how small the fish tanks are that they keep the bettas in. He needs to be offered the chance to hold a snake and he needs to talk to that snake like he's greeting the queen. He needs to show you photos of tarantulas please please please look at his pictures please of his tarantulas

#in my. non magic AUs I mean where the scavenger characters just kind of stop existing as opposed to like. the scavenger characters Are The #Animals because I think the ways that get handled can get pretty dicey really quickly especially depending on the like #type of animal one picks to do that with if you don't make them just The Dragons Instead which I think is more appropriate #wings of fire #wof #human wof #winter #winter wof #i don't mean to imply that fish are a weird pet to keep but i do mean to imply that like #being a cat person is not necessarily a personality trait so much as it is a like... preference of a person. but if somebody told me they #were a “fish person” the way they would identify as a dog/cat person I WOULD count that as a personality trait and I'm saying whatever that #trait is winter has it

[creepymutelilbugger]

‼️ ⚠️ ALERT ⚠️ ‼️

This is a GUSIC ID CHECKPOINT!

In recent days, a large upsurge in the Gakster population has been reported.

Normally this is NOT a cause for alarm as it is commonplace for their natural prey, the Plimpus, to rise in equal amounts, negating danger of user predation by wild Gakster. However, this time, the Plimpus population has been decimated by a rare, migratory species, the Blåhaj. Therefore, users are advised to Stay On Guard For Gaksters!

Reblog to spread awareness, and remember to Guard For Gaks!

#196 #r/196 #rule #shitpost #kittyposting #silly kitty #cat memes #cats #cat #what am I doing here why do I exist

[wildstar25]

MiqoMarch Day 01 - Introduction

Arsay is not one to boast, but still she would speak of her roles and titles with pride. She saw them as proof of her worth in the world. After a break from facing apocalyptic scenarios, Arsay has begun to learn that she should strive to view herself beyond her accolades.

#MiqoMarch #miqomarch2024 #ffxiv #miqo'te #ffxiv wol #WOL posting #Arsay Nun #three cheers for arsay character growth #going from “i feel worthless unless im helping someone” to “I still want to help people cause it makes me feel good but Im allowed to exist #beyond being 'the helper'" #if that makes anysense #she'll never stop wanting to be the hero for everyone but shes not going to collapse if someone doesnt ask her to do something for them #anyways this is cringe but its a fun way to introduce all the different sections of arsays life that yall might be seeing for the next mont #happy miqomarch cant wait to see everyones cats

[shameless-and-delirious]

i do not play with ghost trick kitty

i just dont know which should be keychains which should be phone charms or both or neither.... Man

#ghost trick #comifuro #ghost trick: phantom detective #excuse the massive watermarks this is my first time selling things seriously and idk im jus worried #fanart #ghost trick fanart #cat #im tempted to tag spoilers this cat's very existence is kind of spoilery #OH YEAH the wmarks arent shameless and delirious bc this is my twitter account yayy #how do people work social media again being in school hell for 3 years really ruins your sense of coolness #my catalogue is NOT DONE i have too many ideas and too little energy

[bumblingbabooshka]

S'chn T'gai-Grayson Family Memes

#Spock #Sarek #Michael Burnham #Amanda Grayson #Sybok #Spock's siblings....they are always up in the air #you've heard of schrondinger's cat now get ready for Spock's Siblings #are they alive? dead? do they even exist? changes literally every time #star trek memes #T'Pring: Stonn what are you doing today #Stonn:....Perhaps taking a walk?......I was considering taking my binoculars to better observe the birds. #T'Pring: (head over heels) Excellent #SNW GIVE ME MORE T'PRING CONTENT PLEASE I'LL BE SO NORMAL <- lyinglyinglying #Girl who just wants to live a normal life in a normal partnership....<3<3 and WHY SHOULDN'T SHE??? #Sarek Voice: Apologies for my son Sybok...they/them pussy has him acting most illogically.

[tsubomiiiii]

Hi! Found you through your Moonlight AU and have been enjoying reading the concept! I would like to ask about what Nymphs are in the AU since you've put Blaze as being a fire one?

I was planning on making new drawings to answer this, but I gave up and decided to use concept art I already did ages ago instead lmao, sorry for the late reply!!

Although it doesn’t say it, I think that it would be fitting if Blaze could only manipulate fire, that would give room to assign more elements to other characters

Also yes Amy is a nymph too!! I thought it would be fun if Blaze basically was the one who raised Silver, being like a big sister to him (and had help from Amy bc she had no idea of how to raise another living being, also yes potential blazamy moment)

#silver was basically raised by nymphs I think lol #I kinda miss this au I should pick it up again sometime #but idk what to do with it it just exists #sonic moonlight au #blaze the cat #amy rose #blazamy #sonic au #tumblr art #art #sonic fanart #digital artist #artist on tumblr #sth #sonic the hedgehog #digital art

[catacomb-rats]

ok filmmakers/game devs, repeat after me: the Abandoned by Disney creepypasta garnered such success because creepypasta itself was still in its infancy, and "thing that's normally for children is spooky now" was a new and exciting genre of horror, not the MOST POPULAR genre of horror. The world is different now. Step- step away from Steamboat Willie. Get back here. Put down the blood. No, don't black out his eyes and make his smile really wide, that won't help- I SAID PUT DOWN THE BLOOD *swats with newspaper*

#no you can't be Cartoon Cat. Cartoon Cat already exists PUT DOWN THE MOUSE #creepypasta #steamboat willie #horror games #horror movies #mickey mouse #abandoned by disney #i know it's too late already. but please god the lack of originality is the scariest thing here #if anyone actually does anything interesting with Steamboat Willie (horror or not) will someone please let me know. i actually do want #to have fun i promise

[harriertail]

can you draw Brushpaw, Melody, and Bailey from Onestar's Confession???

she only wanted the best for them

#because they only existed for like 2 chapters i see bailey as an older queen who felt like she could do better for her newest litter or smth #warrior cats #onestars confession #brushpaw #melodypaw #bailey #bailey wc #harriertail #warrior cats designs #thank u for waiting !!! im getting thru these

[marblerose-rue]

click for better quality!

the planes of existence

#my art #do not copy trace or steal #dovewing #lionblaze #jayfeather #wc #wc art #waca #warriors #warrior cats #this is more experimental than anything . very silly very fun #whenever i used to draw dove lion and jay i always drew dove upset . for whatever reason #and i didnt really understand what shes going through but now that im older and now that more has happened to her . yeah . i get it #i also had a phase where i didnt like dove and that was part of the reason xd i promise thats not the case anymore i lovewing dovewing #i kin her i project onto her sm . im so normal about her #i know the planes of existence is a dnd thing but if we think abt it . dovewing earth jayfeather heaven lionblaze hell #that has nothing to do with personal opinions its literally parts of their story unless im remembering wrong #i just dont have a good title without sounding corny x_x #anyway goodnight tumblr im gonna shower and go to bed happy super bowl (did not do a single football related thing)

[leafpool-loves-ashfur]

guys we do realize Splashtail ISN'T an atheist right? we know the definition of atheist?

#i wasnt sure why it was bothering me at first to see ppl complaining about Splash being a stereotyped 'evil atheist' #until i realized. he is not even an atheist #atheist means you do not believe in a higher power. it does not exist. #mothwing and cloudtail were atheists (but they are NOT anymore. both of them are shown to believe now #even if Mothwing still doesnt commune with them she DOES believe they exist) #splashtail believes StarClan exists he jsut doesnt RESPECT them. he refuses to accept them as his gods #but he BELIEVES in a higher power. therefore hes not atheist #not agnostic either i would argue. #see this is the thing about worlds where religion is REAL. its hard to have atheist/agnostic characters when the worlds religion is REAL #im warrior cats the existence of StarClan is undeniable AND its not just StarClan! but the Tribe of EH and ghost cats and whatever else! #cats are even BIOLOGICALLY BORN with this power of religion built into them (see: the Sisters the Three any med cat really) #Splashtail is not DENYING that StarClan exists. so i dont think calling him atheist is a fitting label #just my two cents as an atheist #warrior cats #warriors #splashtail #asc #asc spoilers #a starless clan #asc wind #wc wind

[distressed-bird]

Kalina is the most interesting character to me because of all she has going on…

she is Cassandra’s familiar, she is simultaneously a pet and a friend and a servant and a family to a goddexx that is simultaneously her owner and friend and creator and parent and her god and reason to be—Kalina’s relationship to Cassandra is hard to put a name or label on (since what does being a familiar even mean?) but the bottomline is that this cat loves her deity enough to put everything and everyone on the line for her…

And adding in that she is a child of divorce. So to speak. I am extremely normal and haven’t been driven mad by the detail that baby itty bitty kitty Kalina was at Cassandra’s wedding to Ankarna and is remembered to have been toddling after her as she walked down the aisle…

Kalina will be the death of me /lh

#fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #kalina #oh my god and the fact Kalina was there at that wedding—there at the period of time where Ankarna was alive and still a known god and not #presumed dead… this makes the Sylvairean Heresy even WORSE of a life event for Kalina and Cassandra… #the existence of baby kalina implies that Cassandra *raised* Kalina… and the fact they were married means that Kalina wouldn’t have been #raised by only Cassandra but *also* Ankarna. #you are Kalina and one of your parents just was killed by your uncle—their domains were too alike—and you can never talk about them again. #you can never speak their name—share in their memory—the only place they exist is quietly in your memories that must go unspoken due to #Oblivata Mori. And there’s nothing you can do about it… #And then the followers and clerics of your remaining parent start trying to kill her—being mislead by the followers of your goddexx’ sister #Cassandra is the only family Kalina has left—and Kalina’s sentience leds me to think she agreed to become a Curse #kalina let herself be unmade and changed to keep Cassandra alive… and even as the shell of herself—a familiar once but now a living plague— #is so deeply loyal and only interested in what is to the benefit of her *everything*… even if they are currently a Walking Corpse. #Kalina dislike Kristen so much because Kristen is just not being a good cleric and is in the precarious spot of being Cassandra’s only #follower… but ultimately won’t harm or attack Kristen—killing herself first—because Kristen is the only one keeping Cassandra uncorrupted. #yeah im crazy about the relationship and history between a cat familiar and her witch goddess and the layers of their relationship