ill be shocked if this hasnt already been done but ive been thinking about it all day
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throw away whatever else you were doing look at this fucking stock photo i found
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hawkins' description of jonathan reads like a pet bio on a shelter website
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Being as Dracula Daily is starting up again in about three days, I think this is a perfect opportunity, as we follow along this year, to play the PG-13 game.
For the unfamiliar, the PG-13 game is as follows: you are allowed to insert one and only one instance of the word "fuck" into the text as written. For maximum impact, where do you put it?
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i think he would kill it on space tiktok
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I think. Shadowfax deserved eight legs. If JRR weren’t so practical we could have had eight-legged Shadowfax. Joy denied.
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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!
Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!
Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.
Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!
Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.
Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!
Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.
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Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do
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"Do you ever try to read your own face?"
Uh huh...well there's one thing the Count won't be doing...
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Me checking my emails this morning (colorized)
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Everyone loves you grub!!
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