~ I’m sure you know the drill by now. They hesitantly pick up another shard. Oh, it seems like another beach. And before them, a hut, and in the distance? More huts, as far as the eye could see. All around them were soldiers tending to their armor, women tending to fires, dogs trying to stay in the shade, and, they watch as they open the door. Yes, this was Achilles’ and Patroclus’s hut. They followed themselves inside, dreading what would come. Because for the first time, it seems someone was waiting at the door for them. A girl, shaking and hazy eyed, bowed before them. They knew what this was. They knew what their son had done. They move past the girl without a word, gritting their teeth. ~
ACHILLES.
Oh, Lady The-
You. What have you done? What have you and Achilles done?
I’m sorry, I don’t believe I-
Mom, what are you going about?
~ They strike Achilles across the face. For the first time ever, Patroclus sees Achilles truly afraid. ~
YOU STUPID CHILD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
We needed supplies! So we took the neighboring city and-
~ They strike him again, before turning back to the girl and offering their hand. ~
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Blursed idea I had over lunch: terminator remade in 2023 and Arnie is just replaced nikke: goddess of victory cosplay t800s with skynet realizing anime tiddies are mankind's true downfall
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"Yeah Mr White I've got it figured out. I'm not completely stupid. *sigh* Hela is powerful because she's the Goddess of death, and she is tied to wherever the dead are buried. And so she gets her power from Asgard...because Asgard is like a breeding ground for coffin flies. Because of all the slaves in mass graves, bitch"
* grabs your shoulders and shakes you like a ragdoll* Jesse. JESSE . Listen to me. You are completely stupid! Because you're forgetting ONE! One very important thing. Do you seriously think all the dead in Asgard are buried under a castle????? NO! No. No. Hahaha. No. They were. But NOW they burn their dead ...at sea! They burn them at sea, Jesse! Why do you think they do that, huh? HUH?! Because Odin KNOWS burying them will make her more powerful!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!??
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