#can i shower at yours

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Amy Shark - Can I Shower At Yours

#amy shark #can i shower at yours #music #2023 #SoundCloud

[shenzi-hemlock]

Really hard to not reach through my phone and violently shake the person that said she woke up at noon, played a game on her phone, took a nap, again on her phone, took another nap, etc. for the whole day and then be like “omg yas queen, we all need ✨Self Care™️✨ days!”

I will put this as monosyllabic and with as much love as possible.

That is not and will never be a “✨Self Care™️✨ day”. If you are waking up at noon, not moving from your bed, sleeping even more, not eating, endlessly scrolling your phone that means something is wrong and you should see a medical professional about it.

#shenzi rambles #take it from somebody with chronic depression #that isn’t a self care day it’s a cry for help #I completely understand that depression can hit you in the gut and you’ll be down for the count #but do not conflate days of depression with self care #self care in this case would be utilizing your discipline to brush your teeth/shower/change clothes/eat #oh my goodness this podcast I listen to just has…so much wrong information

[calicos-clones]

I don’t think people realize how freaked out fanfic readers get when their favorite author(s) doesn’t update their ongoing schedule ON TIME.

And it’s not cause we want the chapter…it’s cause we’re so fucking worried about the Author.

Like— OMG ARE YOU OKAY? YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US THE TRAGIC UPDATES OF YOUR LIFE IN THE NOTES THE PAST 10 CHAPTERS?! WHY STOP? ARE YOU DEAD? DID YOU GET STUCK IN THE WALL LIKE YOUR CAT?? HAVE YOU EATEN?? HAS YOUR BRAIN EXPLODED??

Readers no longer care about the story when they don’t get their usual update. We panic and flag S.O.S as we track down our wayward author who has been both blessed by the universe with a creative mind and cursed all the same with the worst luck.

So any authors who are reading this please understand— when we comment “hey are you okay?” in your comments. No, we are not asking about the chapter.

We are legitimately concerned for your wellbeing. Do not force yourself to shit out a chapter just to appease other ppl when you yourself are not in the mental state to enjoy it or even write it to begin with.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT

#yes this is targeted #I hope authors read this and understand that we all care abt you #ao3 fanfic #ao3 #ao3 memes #I am frightened by how nonchalantly authors drop the most tragic life changing experiences in the notes and are like #“it might be a day or two late but don’t worry! #wdym don’t worry? #I’m worrying for YOU! #eat something #drink water #cry or something idk #stop writing to runaway from your issues #take care of yourself dammit T^T #don’t let assholes run an author’s comment section #support your authors #they will write when they can #you can wait as long as they need #burnout is very real and very draining #DO NOT pressure authors #appreciate what they’ve done for you so far #authors love to create— they will always give you more if you make sure you water them #with love #and understanding #and maybe some actual water cause who knows when they showered #memes #fanfic #fanfic meme #author awareness

[elbiotipo]

People don't know this but I shower everyday. It's not even to get clean I love showering. It's always shower time here in my house. The first thing I did when I was a kid and I moved to my new house was shower. I'm always counting the time for my next shower. I shower at 1 AM, 4 PM, 6 AM, any time is shower time. Soap, shampoo, conditioner, my best friends. I don't go anywhere without showering first. Wanna have sex? It's gonna be shower sex with me sooner or later (sooner). They call me The Shower or El Duchas in the Spanish dub. I'm showering right now.

#cosas mias #the shower sex part isn't a joke btw #neither is the rest #(no I don't shower all the time but YES I do it EVERY day) #I'm not a germophobe but I LOVE water #and you can bet your ass I wash my hands all the time

[stinkypeanutbutter]

he borrowed Logan’s glasses cause he forget his contacts .

anyway there are too many things I want to DRAW NYOW !!!! All these things red has given us are too mucu for me to not give in and doodle I’m going INSANE !!!!!!! 🤯🤯💥💥

also ——

#RED WHEN I CATCH YOU !!!!! #I’m gonna draw so many of those it isn’t funny STOP DOJG THSI TO ME !!!! #I never had this strong of an urge to draw fanart it’s cray cray #🤯🤯🤯 #he might not but I WILL #NERDDDDDD !!!!!! #I need to cut my toenails ngl #I’m gonna shower I’m a little shmelly #Did you guys know that ripping off a human ear is the equivalent of crushing a soda can #What do you mean you didn’t scroll down here to see this ???? #Idk what your talking about #Going through my tags is like going through a jungle gym but all of them are 8 year olds with adhd maybe autism and sugar deprivation #Sugar deprivation as in they ONLY had two bowls of candy this morning and not 10 #Rah rah ah ah ah ro ma ah ah ah Gaga Oo la la #Sing if u know the lyrics in the comment section teehee #school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon) #aiden clark #school bus graveyard webtoon #art

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Life update Life advice. Go Bald and be free.

#non mdzs #Everyone was very nice and supportive about my new baldness I mentioned in the tags of last post. #And originally I was going to keep it in the tags exclusively for The Bit. #But your support has emboldened me. Now it's public knowledge. #I will still be baldposting in the tags until I'm no longer Smooth. #Showers are great btw. I have never felt so clean. #I worry for sunburn but I can just wear a hat! #My little cat guy would feel like warm raw chicken.....Things to think about. #Hair holds to many awful secrets and you can be free from it all by just going bald!

[dylanconrique]

remember when titus said he imagined jackson finding out about tim and lucy dating after waking up in the morning to find tim standing shirtless in their kitchen making coffee?? why couldn't we have had that????

#*carly catalogs #I'M SO SAD THAT THIS CAN NEVER BE A REALITY ANYMORE #CAN YOU IMAGINE IF HE WERE ALIVE WHEN THEY STARTED SECRETLY DATING?????? #he would've reassured lucy over and over that he wouldn't tell a soul about them (cause you know she'd be kinda panicked about it) #BUT THAT COMES WITH A PRICE #THE PRICE BEING JACKSON RELENTLESSLY TEASING AND POKING FUN OF THEM BEHIND CLOSED DOORS #ESPECIALLY WHEN TIM COMES OVER TOO HE'D GET SO COMFORTABLE WITH ROASTING HIM ANYTIME HE'S AT THE APARTMENT #TITUS I RESPECT YOU AND YOUR DECISION FOR LEAVING BUT IT WAS TOO SOON 😭😭😭😭😭 #the brotherly bond we could have gotten between tim and jackson.... lost to me forever...... #brb i need to sit in the shower and cry over this #the rookie #jackson west #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

[specter13]

wenclair contribution

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#wenclair #wednesday x enid #wednesday netflix #wednsday addams #enid sinclair #if someone did this already i’m sorry i didn’t mean to steal LMAO #can you tell i just threw this together #wednesday #other wenclair art in the works but i thought of this one in the shower #wenclair brainrot #they’re in love your honor #i cant stop thinking about them #lgbt

[fumifooms]

I think some inherent comfort of the party’s relationship, of why they’re so tightly knit and wholesome, is that it’s kinda the embodiment of "people that care for each other unconditionally, so much so that you could be the biggest freak on Earth and they would still not turn their back to you". Like, Laios’ whole character arc is that he was scared of others and their judgement, that he should hide a big part of himself and his interests to be tolerated if not accepted… But showing himself to others was the road through which the party bonded and got closer, and by the end of the story Laios literally turns into his monster because it was his biggest wish and everyone sees it and also he eats his human body a lot. After that he runs to the woods and is so scared of everyone not wanting to see him again, but y’know what. It’s fine his party still loves him, and aghhhh ouch my heart

I think also, Izutsumi was central to the party having a found family feel. The party was mostly made of work colleagues acquaintances, but adopting a stray/teenager that has no one on the way in your grand adventure really makes the whole family vibe skyrocket.

#Laios is kinda that “be so authentically yourself that it inspires others” thing #Dungeon meshi manga spoilers #SPOILERS #Dungeon meshi #The new year drafts purge #But yeah like. Be a little too ready to do necromancy? Y’know we don’t LIKE it but. It’s okay we’ll stick by ya. #Bro you CHEATED on your wife?? I am giving you the death stare forevermore but like I still care about you I’ll be worried if a horse break #Your arm. Oh you lied bc not knowing why she left you makes you feel foolish? HUH. Anyways I’m going to shower you in optimism #Sorry marchil possessed me again #If you’re a nasty cat teen who introduced yourself to everyone by threatening murder with a knife and doesn’t respect anyone or anything #… Sigh ok you can still snuggle with me in bed. #The ‘I will not eat any monster no I refuse’ to ‘asking a kingdom’s worth of people to indirectly eat your friend’s sister’ pipeline real #The pipeline is understanding and good faith and unity and love #meta

[skeletonshower]

listen i respect a man and his pranks but did he really have to peek over the stall like that💀

#when his little face comes into frame i cant take it AGDHSHSHSHSH #that moment when you stand on a toilet so you can spy on your arch nemesis in the next stall #hmm yes #…in the name of REVENGE of course !!! … #oh daniel #ok but ​johnny u did deserve that shower so calm down #sorry about the weed tho king #the karate kid #tkk #lawrusso

[kittythekitkatkitten]

So i had an intrusive thought

@somerandomdudelmao

@tapakah0

#I am so sorry #Your art is amazing i just thought he looked like a soda can #AHHHHHHH #rottmnt #i'm so sorry #your art is so gud #shower thoughts d(･∀･○) #rottmnt ~( ˘▾˘~)

[queerofthedagger]

i've been without warm water for two weeks now and like, the first one shit not getting fixed was my fault but now my landlord is dragging his feet and doing nonsense and i gotta call for the 4th time now and finally make an actual fuss and like. on the one hand i hate making a fuss cause i'm not actually a bitch when i can help it, but on the other i haven't had a warm shower in two weeks, I've worked 70 hours in 5 days, and it's a landlord so unfortunately for them they are now about to get the full experience of Me Being Done With Shit let's go

#mona rambles #i'm hyping myself up mostly i just want a hot shower and sleep for one hundred years #but seeing that i can do fucking neither #he'll have the pleasure of taking the brunt of that 🥰 #also. you really don't appreciate the luxury of hot water in a second #until you've been washing yourself and your hair over the sink for weeks #with water boiled and lugged from the goddamn kettle #just saying #be grateful for a second because oh man

[muppetcube]

Nobody is required to explain their personal relationship with their identity with you. I, however, will talk nonstop if given the chance and will give you a wildly different answer every time

#my relationship with myself and my identity and the world around me is constantly changing and evolving. if you asked me to explain my #identity this morning i would've given you a different answer than i'd give you if you asked me right now #because throughout the day i considered myself differently and had the chance to think more on it #identity doesn't have to be a rigid blade you carry to keep yourself safe. identity can be something as simple as a flowy shirt you like or #a cup you're drinking your favorite beverage out of. on the other hand #identity IS rigid for some people. and that's also okay. but we're talking about genderfuck folks and all the cool shit they're doin #i lost the plot writing these notes ik air drying in my bathroom after my shower (this too is gender) #queer #lgbt #lgbtq community #lgbtqia #queer community #lesbian #he/him lesbian #neopronouns #butch lesbian #genderqueer #gender nonconforming #genderfuck #trans #transgender #uhh. #inane identity ramblings #new gender tag

[transmechanicus]

Don’t usually show my natural hair so be grateful and sweet to me, m’kay?

#my stuff #my face #blonde hair #my dye job was fine turns out if your hair is wet and your scalp is red from a hot shower it will just look silly til those stop #shoutout to our buzzcut queens if this flops i will be electrocuting myself <3 #like legit i don’t like my natural hair compared to my Better Options #why would i want to show off a necessity buzzcut when i can be the scene girl i always want to be #anyways Exhibit G of Kissable Spots: My Whole Head #trans #buzzcut #lesbian

[little-pondhead]

Question: how does one safely use boiling water to wash their hair?

I have no hot water at the moment and aside from dunking my head in ice and hoping for the best, I don’t really have a good way to properly wash my extremely thick hair.

#pondhead rambles #gotta love living in a house as old as your parents #we sprung a (natural) gas leak last week and due to that we can’t use the hot water heater #I can stand the ice cold five minutes showers to cleanse my body but my hair is another issue #I just need ideas #it’s been years since I had to go this long without a proper wash #which sounds super privileged but i don’t really care right now

[scolo-evil-centipede]

#psychonauts #crispin whytehead #he and fr1d are living rent free in my head #ahh whytehead my hideous terrible terrible wife #i just really wanted to draw his hair as greasy as I possibly can and nothing more #you ever thought about how greatly crispin seems to enjoy his role as a head orderly. and have some sort of control #while you can fool him with a painting attached to your head? #no thoughts. brain empty. good for me #no. one thought. random one. i like how the patches on his straightjacket are the same colour #as the patches on l0boto's shower cap #yeah. that's it #zzzz #art tag