#call me alli

[lesbx]

#STOP CALLING ME CIS OR AN ALLY STOPPPP #this post is on time out

[jq37]

Knowing your chaotic dumbass friends so well that you feel confident in ordering a special vulture dimension set and custom graphic for an episode that has exactly zero to do with vultures is a love language unto itself.

#listen I have been here since the beginning #there have been a lot of d20 ep endings that have thrown me for a loop #but none moreso than the VULTURE DIMENSION #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #dimension 20 spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #the man called his shot #remember in FY when he hinged the entire campaign on Siobhan stealing a book? #this is the ally version of that lmao

[mazeyphaedra]

was rewatching fabian’s baron moment on account of it being the most delicious piece of pvp in my recent memory and ally beardsley’s growth as a player just shone through so brightly and with such clarity. after dusting off their shock they immediately asked about the nemesis ward, had enough knowledge about fellow pcs stocked to remember adaine’s ac with such like frustrated confidence and certainty, suggested to siobhan to dimension door out of adaine’s room, like. they came into this making a character with 4 dex. and now the dice deity offered to roll a check to sense if adaine was in danger. making decisions, asking questions, getting invested in the story, trying so hard with the tools they have to save characters from danger; ally beardsley is an incredible d&d player.

#blahblah tried to fly with a ribbon dancer SHUT UP. SHUT UP THEY HAD A VISION. #margaret encino’s call to the guards in battle of the brands is also a good moment #‘bonus action pick up a turtle and kiss it’ is CHARMING and FUNNY and APPRECIATES the art team #i swearrr to god if anyone comments abt them trying to railroad other players' actions. what the fuck do you want from them. #u hate when they play kristen as unserious when she’s literally a teenager with adhd + when theyre literally a comedian on a d&d comedy sho #but if theyre invested in other pc’s welfare youll shut them down too? bffr #ally beardsley you are so special to me #fully aware theyre an adult who likely does not care about people on the internet talking abt how theyre doing their job. as they should #they dont need defending they shouldnt need it people should just be normal abt them and until they are beardsley get behind me #yna.txt #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #dimension 20 #d20 #ally beardsley

[starcurtain]

One of my favorite things about the game's writing of Alhaitham and Kaveh:

The basic game text goes out of its way to convince us that the house is Alhaitham's--it is literally called "Alhaitham's Home" even during Kaveh's hangout.

But in-universe, we never see Alhaitham in his house unless Kaveh is there.

Throughout Sumeru's archon quests, we run into Alhaitham practically everywhere: in Port Ormos, in Aaru Village, in the Akademiya, at the Grand Bazaar. But never, despite the fact that the story wants to sell him as a homebody, in his own home. In fact, the only references we have to Alhaitham's house at all throughout the entire lead up of the archon quests are mentions of Kaveh.

Alhaitham doesn't suggest going there, doesn't ever go home himself (at least that we're explicitly told about) until the end of the archon quests, and has no cutscenes in his own house until Kaveh returns from the desert.

Then, all the sudden, Alhaitham literally can't wait to go home and walks off in the middle of a conversation.

From that point on, every time we're permitted to enter Alhaitham's house, in story quests, the hangout, and the event, it's either when he and Kaveh are together or with Kaveh alone.

Even during Alhaitham's birthday skit of all things, they went out of their way to tell us that Alhaitham's home, so of course Kaveh is there:

The map tag tells us the building is Alhaitham's Home, but the story reinforces a different idea:

It's Alhaitham's home when Kaveh is in it.

#genshin impact #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #alhaitham #the game really said #we're going to give you an area called Alhaitham's home #but he's never going to be there #except when his roommate is there #so whose house is it really #we have private conversations with Kaveh there #but not Alhaitham lmaooo #I'm not saying Kaveh is 9/10ths of Alhaitham's impulse control #but Kaveh left and Alhaitham said fuck it #I live in the back allies of Port Ormos now #the streets chose me!!

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i'm not trying to start anything, but i just saw a post criticizing misha collins for not choosing to quit spn when the network was homophobic and he was "profiting from homophobia" and i just think it's kind of... wild? that young people think that a person could just. decide to not work for a prejudiced corporation when they have a family to provide for?

i don't know, i don't even really want to debate or go into it more, but it's just kind of surreal to see opinions from people who weren't there in 2013 when misha collins was literally the only person willing to support not just destiel shippers but actual queer and trans and ace fans. i have no doubt that he saved lives through the care he showed to vulnerable young people who desperately needed to see someone give a damn about them. he's significantly flawed in many ways, but he will always be a saint in my eyes for how much he cared.

like i just don't think that people accustomed to this modern era where hardly anyone blinks over two men kissing on tv can understand what it was like when we were mocked and silenced, when we weren't allowed to breathe the word 'destiel' without getting booed, and misha was the only damn person who spoke up for us. the only one. who was probably risking his job in saying the things he did.

things have changed. that's wonderful. don't judge people surviving previous eras by the standards of today.

#i'm just. i'm kind of bewildered #misha doesn't get to call himself an ally because he kept working for the homophobic network do you fucking hear yourself #tell me what network WASN'T homophobic in 2012 please tell me #he was not some super wealthy actor who could pick and choose who he worked for however he liked #he had kids to feed #good lord #wank for ts #spn #feel free to ignore this i just had to get it off my chest

[dimension20stuff]

Resting anxiety face(TM)

#thats what Ally called it #this post brought to you by: me #brennan lee mulligan

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[s0fter-sin]

thinking about the way ghost doesn't hesitate to start killing shadows when graves betrays them but soap only takes one hostage

you can almost hear the voice in his head telling him it doesn't have to be this way; they can still talk it out

"i'm calling shepherd"

his first instinct when confronted with betrayal is to play it by the books; to go up the chain and sort it out democratically. that goes against everything we've seen him do; he’s quick to drop his enemies and bucks authority at every chance except for the one time he's confronted with the barrels of his allies' guns

he wants a peaceful resolution; for the first time we've ever seen, he doesn't want violence to be the answer

there has to be another fix, a solution that doesn't end with him killing the same men he's been working with; his friends

nothing's happened yet

it doesn't have to go this way

but ghost has been betrayed before. he knows the way this ends; either with him six feet under or his enemy

he doesn't hesitate

it's only when they knock alejandro out that soap shoots; when they spill the first blood and cross a line they can never come back from

only when ghost orders him to run and he has to cover his retreat

and somewhere along the line, between civilians’ screams and taunting voices, between his shaking breath and ghost steady in his ear, that naivety is stripped away; his trust turned to teeth that he uses to sink into throats of men he'd have given his life for

"be careful who you trust, sergeant; people you know can hurt you the most"

he's learned the price of trust

just like ghost did

but unlike ghost, he has someone to guide him through the aftermath

"good advice, It"

#i might crown myself the ceo of soap meta at this point i love digging into this boy #but it seriously fucks me up how much he tries to de escalate the situation #invoking shepherd like hes trying to remind graves of who funds him and the power he holds #the consequences he’ll face if he goes through with this. just stop and think it through first #only to be stricken silent when graves drops ‘general shepherd sends his regards’ #he doesnt say a single word after that #ghosts the one who picks up the lead for him ‘he knows about this?’ #he can still function through his shock and the gut wrenching betrayal bc he’s been through this before #and he knows freezing will get him killed #but soap doesnt #he freezes #getting shot is something he wouldve been through before but being shot by an ally? #at that moment he isnt sergeant mactavish #hes johnny and hes in shock #and thats why ghost yelling for johnny doesnt reach him #he only breaks through when he calls him soap. when hes forced back into a soldiers mindset #thats all thats keeping him going. he isnt johnny a man whos been betrayed by a friend #hes a soldier following direct orders to keep himself alive #i can only imagine the after #when he lets his rage run out and is faced with the vulnerable and painful betrayal #but ghosts there to help him through that too. there for johnny the way he wished someone had been there for him #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt #cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #soap cod #simon ghost riley #ghost cod #soapghost

[total-drama-brainrot]

You could put the entirety of AMs “I hate humans” monologue from IHNMAIMS on Noah’s forehead and there’d still be room for more

#Call me Allied Master cmputer because I HATE this. #total drama #td noah #shitposting #replies

[feelingtheaster99]

I love that Kristen’s first approach to flirting with Gertie is just to say, “Damn.”

#lol #honestly if Ally Beardsley said that to me it’s work too #Gertie’s fucking RIGHT #if you got it flaunt it #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fhjy ep 14 #dawn of justice #dawn of justice spoilers #gertie bladeshield #kristen applebees #the elephant in the room has been called out #lmao #brennan lee mulligan #ally beardsley #live reaction

[esmeamesart]

‘Bet they never spared a prayer for my soul’

- Cassandra , Taylor Swift

Cassandra from fantasy high. Her relationship with Kristen makes me oughhhahhhhggbhh

#using a song called Cassandra for Cassandra? revolutionary #cassandra fantasy high #fantasy high #fhjy #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #I actually don’t think there’s any spoilers #? #esmeamesart #my art #kristen applebees #fantasy high fanart #d20 fhjy #d20 fanart #brennan lee mulligan #I wanted to make her look young because she’s literally a freshly reborn goddess #and I put her in like an 80s bedroom #one because it’s fun #but two #because she’s from a different era #she makes me so sad #ok look spoilers now #like I’m so glad ally is trying to have consequences for Kristen #but like this whole season we haven’t heard from Cassandra ever since she went emo mode again #like we’ve been knowing Kristen is a bad cleric but I loved that when we all hated the god #but now that I know Cassandra is just a goddess who literally had to get a cat because they were so lonely #like stfuuu why would u say that I’m gonnna kms #!!! #ally beardsley

[bobosbillionsknives]

Trigun characters react to you coming out as trans:

"That's SO COOL !!!!!🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯 ME TOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️I'm so glad you felt comfortable enough to share that with me...I PROMISE I WILL DO ALL I CAN TO SPREAD LOVE AND PEACE ACROSS ALL OF GUNSMOKE !!‼️‼️‼️!!!‼️!!‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹🌹✨✨✨✨✨💪💪💪💪💪"

".........cock or pussy?"

"I don't know what that means."

"I don't know what that means!"

"So?"

"your feeble concept of "gender" will have no meaning once Lord Knives' plan is finally complete. You will all meet the same fate. He will finally rid the world of such a horrific virus. Your pathetic attempts at self actualizations are simply pitiful."

"I don't care." *Kills you*

#anyone feel free to add anyone else 🤗💖 #wolfwood is such a cisman who doesn't understand ally to me #ik meryl technically knew in the manga when she called Elendira a transvestite LMFAOO but I think she'd just be really ignorant #like have never even heard of a trans person ignorant #knives would be confused like wtf does that got to do with me. 🤦‍♂️ #trigun #millions knives #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #elendira the crimsonnail #legato bluesummers #my sillies

[kaban-bang]

Hey happy for you but: do you ask people if they're ok with you calling them "dude" before doing it? Or do people have to ask you to not call them "dude"?

Because every single person I've seen with this mentality falls in the latter category.

#that post had 50k likes and was RTd by a moot it got me upset #I've seen terfs here misgender people by calling them dude and allies jumping in to defend them bc 'it's a gender neutral term lmao'

[pieofdeath]

sometimes I think about how Brennan brought up the Harvestmen, making them a militant hyper-religious apocalyptic cult that was a sect of Helio. and then Ally Beardsley, the amazing person that they are, went ":) oh ok so Kristen has definitely gone to these meetings before."

I'm chewing on Kristen. Everyone leave I need a moment alone.

Who taught her the handshake, did she get those two hours of sleep or did she have to clean, were her friends at church members of the Harvestmen, how many times did she go, did bucky and bricker and cork ever go, how close was she to getting a scarecrow mask of her own, did she feel like she belonged or did she feel alone, was she treated differently because she was the chosen one of Helio or did they take painstaking measures to treat her normal so she didn't find out anything they didn't want her to, did her parents bend the rules for her (just a little, just the handshake.)

#d20 #dimension 20 #dropout #fantasy high #ally and brennan pls pls pls share with me kristen backstory notes #who was she close with #who were her friends #who's house was her first sleepover at #who's parents made the best food who had the cutest dog #who did she leave behind? #does she think about calling them? do any of them go to aguefort or do they all go to sun peak? #how did they feel about her going to aguefort? #do they miss her? does she miss them? #WHO DID SHE LEAVE BEHIND!!!!

[humhowellujah]

i worked a double at the bar today (not scheduled, other bartenders were out of town and the scheduled person was. in the hospital. he's okay dw) and since it was super bowl sunday that's how i mainly centered my small talk w guests. anyways i had a guy sitting at the empty bar around shift change and we started talking about the taylor swift vs. pissy nfl fans dramatics and he told me how him and a few other dad friends were actually really happy taylor started dating an nfl player. at first i was like ??? but he went on to say it got their 10 year old daughters to watch games with them for the first time. they were just pretty stoked to be able to spend some more time with them, teaching em about how football works. i see a lot of "swifties ruin everything we cant even have football now!!" bs and i used to just ignore it bc people will ridicule a woman for any and everything but damn. now whenever i see t swift and travis kelce trending all i'll be able to think about are the dads and daughters having fun together. the dude got 2 stellas btw

#i am personally just swiftie adjacent #(the besties and my sister love her #i love 1989 but otherwise am indifferent) #you could call me an ally of sorts #but anyways. just warmed my heart #kendall blabs #taylor swift #travis kelce #super bowl #nfl

[mcclens]

Bruh just realized that literally every fan that creates content for buddy daddies ships kazurei or at least sees them to be in a QPR... Lets go gays lets gooo

Which reminds me of these type of tweets

#yea not only fujoshis create kazurei but woteva #i was gonna say “add queer next to fujoshis” but ik some bl lovers are queer so i just discarded that line #ik what yall do for me... [bow] thank u for the fanart... #when i see ship art by a fujoshi ik theyre onto something #signed; a gay man #gays & allies & bl lovers unite #we all want the same thing #KAZUREI CANON #/lh #buddy daddies #kazurei #rei suwa #buddy daddies anime #kazuki x rei #kazuki kurusu #reikazu #also saw a tweet calling bl lovers some elder forest spirit gods that come and give their blessing in form of amazing fanart lolll