#call me Coach now.

[sbeana]

fencing au doodles . I lowkey don't like this one but I think gids shirt is funny

#tlt #the locked tomb #tlt modern au #the locked tomb art #gideon nav #gideon the ninth #camilla hect #tlt art #griddlehark #harrow the ninth #nona the ninth #if Gideon ever had to do the leg workouts my old fencing coach used to make me do.... shed die again #we used to do something called russian wall sits #where we'd do wall sits with a weight #but if we faltered or something our coach would have his son whip a tennis ball at us #we either dodged or just took it #lord knows i can wall sit crazy long now

[phatcatphergus]

I’m so so serious when I say that Bagi and tubbo are siblings that are bonded after being born from blood and not bonded for sharing blood.

They shared blood in the way that they bled together and shared it when their bloody hands clasped together. They chose loyalty to each other instead of feeling they had to be loyal from birth.

Bagi would go to hell for tubbo and tubbo would take out armies for Bagi.

#fuck cellbit tubbo is her brother now #Bagi telling her team she would stick her hand in a fire if tubbo asked because she KNOWS that he only wants the best for her #and he would never lead her astray #the way she defaulted to him for advice and continued to follow his lead even when her team didn’t belive him #the way that tubbo immediately opened his arms to her when she asked to join goose team #the way he smiles at her when she calls him coach #they make me insane #qsmp tubbo #qsmp #tubbo #qsmp bagi #bagi

[mainapnifavouritehoon]

hi guys i-

#Hey so i wanted to talk about this really bad this has been bothering me for quite some time #i have been busy a lot these days and i dont get time at all to do anything but i can see myself wasting my time just scrolling #I have school and then coaching and then ofc i have to study on my own for which i barely take out time as im highly careless #My last 2 exams went absolute shit and that fucking scares me because i'll be having my JEE soon #Mummy has been telling me to stay away from my phone and ik she trusts me but she but she deserves a daughter that studies ig? #And now i kind of consider that as an option because this phone is very very distracting #I have been thinking about deactivating but i realized it would mean i would lose all my precious posts and interactions #So i wont be deleting this blog as i am too attached (i will be coming back istg) #I will be taking a break and ig thats what yall call a hiatus #I will be giving away my phone to my parents (trust me i have to) #Ik this will be hard for me to just leave all of a sudden so i'll slowly start vanishing if that makes sense? #This message also doesnt mean that i will be shutting down my phone rn at this moment and that this is goodbye #This is just to prepare the people that i love and who love me that i will be highly inactive and not come online for maybe months #This is not an impulsive decisions i have really thought through this #Also just to tell you again MAIN ABHI GAYAB NAHI HONE WAALI BUT THODE TIME MEIN I WILL GO ON A BREAK THIS IS JUST A PRE HIATUS MESSAGE #Also i hope you guys will still love me and remember me once i come back #Because coming months are going to be hard for me #I hope you understand and ily guys okay? #(Oh god why am i so dramatic about everything) xoxo

[cinewhore]

treat yo self!

#i had to get it in lavender you already know #merry Christmas to me #i will leave under my tree once i get it #I’m just praying that my grandma or mom didn’t get me the same thing lol #it was either this or a coach purse #this felt more functional #I’m still working out my need vs want mentality #like just because you want something doesn’t mean that you necessarily need it #but that’s ok! you can want things to want them #had to click confirm purchase with my eyes closed 😭 #now that’s what i call blogging

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

you know if we do accept the last epilogue-esque sequence as a sort of dream/wish of ted's and therefore not necessarily canon, very funny if we then simply go "yeah, trent's book is called 'the lasso way' actually. he didn't change that. nope."

#listen on one hand #i think that like #i don't think ted actually changed trent's mind about the title #i think trent changed it because ted asked him to #and like that's especially interesting bc he even made a point of being like #'tell me if you disagree with anything and i'll tell you why you're wrong' #but he respects ted; more than that he likes him and he wants him to like the book--like him #anyone else and trent would have told them to fuck off but ted? ted asking him to change the title? yeah #i think he didn't agree with 'it not being about him'--and not bc of any feelings he may have for ted--but if we accept that him changing #the title is canon then like. he did it because ted asked. nothing more nothing less #maybe he felt he owed it to ted as the subject of the book; maybe he just respected him too much not to #maybe it's partially bc of his feelings; maybe it's because he just couldn't say no to ted #but it's ultimately just. because ted asked him. #and trent respects him; trusts him; cares about him #and that's pretty heartwrenching #but like on the other hand if we say 'no that was ted's wishufl thinking trent definitely went 'sorry ted it's called the lasso way'' #also like.... him being like. like quietly not changing it and if ted said something him just. being like #ted. i respect you. i care about you. i trust you. but with all due respect absolutely not #yes it isn't ONLY about you but YOU made this happen. YOU are special and YOU have a place here whether you can stay forever or not #yes it's about the team and the coaches yes you aren't a one man band but ted. TED. you touched lives. you changed lives. and that was YOU. #that was you and your philosophy and your attitude. #you made richmond what it is today. yes the team deserve credit too for the kind of bond they have now but YOU facilitated that #none of the coaches currently here woudl be coaches if not for you. the diamond dogs wouldn't exist. literally every single one #of our friends--OUR friends--wouldn't be where they are and probably wouldn't be as happy #you got through to people over and over again who were hurting and lashing out. to rebecca. to roy. to jamie. to nate. to me. #and you can be humble but there's being humble and there's acting like you don't matter to any of us like you didn't have an impact #like you can just leave without a trace. we don't blame you for leaving--i especially don't--but acting like we won't miss you and like #your time with all of us--our time--meant nothing is more insulting than it is humble because we /love you/ #and yes. it was the goddamn lasso way that built this place #this community.

[theguardianace]

torn between going to the team pregame party so i can have a slightly negative but mostly neutral last impression of the night or (not really actually) lying about getting a headache and just going to bed so i dont have to see anyone else tonight

#context im absolutely pissed at everyone :thumbsup: #our game today was GARBAGE. it started off ok but then the second we get scored on everything goes off the rails #i didn't dress today (played yesterday and hadn't been scratch in a while) so i literally could not do a thing to help that #(my game was good i played well and vibes were decent) #vibes were not decent after today #IT WAS SENIOR NIGHT. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. #i worked so hard on one of the gifts it was a hand (digitally) painted portrait of each of them!! it took me a month but turned out so cool #it burnt me out though. #and they liked it which is good :) #but this was supposed to be the end of the stress and then we were supposed to have fun !! #but then everyone decided to give up in the third and then everyone hates each other now. #one of the seniors went to the front of the room and basically called everyone out for giving up when she was the one who gave up most #which like fine. whatever. uncalled for but we can move on #but it's also my buddys bday so our class took her to get dinner to celebrate #but then the whole time they trash talked the team and or coach #and didn't include her at all #and im just mad now. im so mad about that #they didn't even notice she hadn't said a word in 20 minutes #we were going for her!!! to celebrate her!! and yall cannot put aside twenty minutes to have a good conversation with her!!! #what the heck!!!!!!!!!! #and then when i brought it up near the end to my old roommate and good friend she just went “oh its fine” NO ITS NOT>??????>? #i dont want to go. but i dont want to end it like this #and everything hurts. my body just hurts. #im tired my head hurts my hips are KILLING me #im so done

[thebirdandhersong]

I think in between having medium level body dysmorphic background noise since elementary school and the annoying mouse critic voice in my head doing comparison studies 80% of the time, it's really a step forward that I'm now able to look myself in the mirror and say: okay. Let's start with this: I'm glad I have this body. I'm going to treat it well. I may not like the way it looks at times, but it's mine.

#i realised how deeply this has been needling away at me very recently #because in situations where this has happened i genuinely have no idea what to do with compliments re: my appearance #because some part of me doesn't believe that it's True. on account of mouse critic voice being annoying. #my spiritual director/life coach called me pretty once in passing and i was like ???? alright moving on #and a girl i met recently said the same thing looked at me more closely and said: the more i look at you the prettier i think you are #and i was like ??????? don't know how to deal with that. my brain says you're lying but my eyes see that you're being sincere #anyway it is a step forward that i can be like. okay yeah you know what things are going to be fine. eventually i will like the way i look #but for now i'm going to ACT like i like the way i look. #or at least start with treating my body well instead of regressing into old destructive habits #we are going to eat properly! sleep properly! go out on walks (and not run like a maniac until we're tired all the time!) and enjoy the sun #like! you know what! a win is a win

[deancaskiss]

highlight of the day today: the cranky pessimistic doctor actually said really nice things about me today. I had been asking him questions all day and giving my thought process behind things and my theorized diagnoses and then he let me do a cat neuter today and let me close up another amputation and he wants me to do a spay later in the week… but the real highlight was when we were in surgery and he was asking me questions to test my knowledge and then i asked him a question about his suturing and he was impressed with my knowledge and he called me “intuitive” and said I was “precise and mechanical” (probably because im a hands-on learner and because i like to run through everything I’m doing and do things systemically and he noticed all of that about me in just 2 days and he thought i had good approach) and he repeatedly said he thought i was going to be a good doctor/surgeon and he’s seen students on rotations that he knew wouldn’t be good at the job but he has no concerns about me and said i had good skills and instincts and he was sure about me 🥹

#oliver talks #vet school adventures #literally me trying not to tear up in the OR because he said such nice things #like i asked him why he was doing certain throws with the suture and he was impressed that i noticed he was only doing 2 throws #and he mentioned it was because the suture was a different material than PDS (the normal go-to where we do 4-5 throws) #and he said he does 2 throws because it has good memory and at the same time I said ‘good tensile strength’ and he looked impressed #then he called me intuitive and said i was precise and mechanical (but in a good way) #like he was impressed with the way i approach things and because im hands-on with learning i work through things in my head as im hands on #like i will be coaching myself through it mentally as im doing ti physically #and its like he’s noticed my thought process and the way i work and he was impressed with my approach #anyway still crying about this because after the internal med doctors said crap things in my last review and said i wasnt ready to be a vet #and then this ‘real world’ doctor who’s cyanical and disillusioned turns around and says he has confidence in me and thinks im a good vet #that means literally a million times more than anything else ever could #like its this huge difference from doctors on campus in a education setting being overly critical and harsh #and then an actual real world practice practioner basically sang my praises today in his own cranky way #yeah thats like the biggest compliment ever #because its like he’s so honest and brutal about things he doesnt sugar coat anything #so the fact he said those nice things to me today. i know that was genuine and real because if he doesn’t like something he makes it known #but ive impressed him. me. i did that. i impressed the doctor today. #dont mind me im gonna cry now #now i gotta watch all the spay videos again before i do surgery in front of him this week so i can impress him (dont wanna disappoint him)

[the-whispers-of-death]

omg.. boxer!stone now owns my heart... i dont have anything comprehensible to say besides "HOT DAMN"

~ rusty

Boxer!Stone is the hottest boxer in town, every fan of his gushes about how much taller he is compared to his competitors. They all can't be normal about a veteran-turned-boxer and honestly, neither can we.

#tyler's asks #tyler's inbox #tyler answers asks #answering asks #asks #task force 141 oc #call of duty oc #cod oc #task force 141 oc: stone #call of duty oc: stone #cod oc: stone #boxer!stone #Coach!Reader is so lucky that Boxer!Stone is obsessed with him because everyone else wishes Boxer!Stone was obsessed with them #Boxer!Stone's competitors quake in their boots when this 6'8 scarred mountain of a man steps into the ring #honestly Boxer!Stone is 100% better by the fact that Stone's now officially 6'8 #I mean 6'6 Boxer!Stone could also get it #but 6'8 Boxer!Stone? #makes me bark #rusty anon #:)

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Tonight's score, 253 and this almost impressive touching group. The ✨almost✨ is because they're supposed to be --

They gotta move over a little, it's

It's not as impressive when they aren't in the middle --

close does count in archery (as well as horseshoes and hand grenades, however)

#i was paying for the range time and coach raided the league jar for ones dor change #'now I have ones in case of these compound archers actually impress me' i said #coach wanted to know if I'd tuck any ones into his quiver? #'eh - i still don't know why they call you mr. perfect' #'ask my wife' he said and mentally i awarded him a point #although not a one #it's my job ad a recurve archer to give the compound guys hell

[pennielane]

update: still in love with my 11-years-older-than-me sport teammate send help

#it’s been a while since I’ve updated you guys on this because there hasn’t been much to update #I’m not calling him my coach anymore because he’s truly not - we’re both just athletes on the team now #but he’s in a more competitive part of the team because I’m still too new to the sport to be part of that #but hopefully by august I can join the competitive part! #anyway there have been no updates because we haven’t really interacted in weeks because we’re not part of the same parts of the team #like I’d always see him but from a distance and therefore my crush started to fade a bit #but yesterday we DID speak quite a bit because we both arrived early #and he’s just so cute UGH kill me!!! #nothing overtly flirty happened between us we just had a nice rapport and he was cute and I’m in love HELP!.mp3 #caro thoughts #am I getting too personal on here? whatever ❤️

[deeisace]

.

maybe i should make another blog

i have my nsft blog, but then now i don't have anywhere to complain about the people on my nsft blog cs i don't wanna upset no one, so i come back here and complain in the tags, but that's also not a super great thing to do

...

:/

anyway

#ughhh #coaching a different cis guy this time through the fact that i don't want you to 'accidentally' fuck me #is it like this irl too? pfft this is the worst #well. no it's not really #i had to tell him twice but at least he apologised #shrug #i'd be a lot more upset but like it's only messages and he used generally the right words n stuff y'know #altho i do maintain that all that 'boy xxxx' stuff is. #i can see how it might be helpful? but to me it just sounds silly #like i know i'm a guy i know my anatomy you don't have to call it that sweets #people calling it that actually makes me more :/ cs i go all oh yeah this is not the usual anatomy a guy would have etc etc #anyway sorry #shutting up now

[ollywears]

Olly Alexander wearing a Coach x Champion shearling jacket at the book launch of “Now You See Me: An Introduction to 100 Years of Black Design” by  Charlene Prempeh at Ladbroke Hall (November 17, 2023).

#Olly Alexander #years and years #years & years #style #it's a sin #night call #sooner or later #sweet talker #hallucination #crave #100% pure love #jacket #shearling jacket #coach #champion #Coach x Champion #event #book launch #london #Now You See Me: An Introduction to 100 Years of Black Design #Charlene Prempeh #Ladbroke Hall

[bewitchedbodyandsol]

life update!!!

I went from no jobs to 3 jobs. I’m trying to get more into my spirituality. And I’m slaying 2 hard as always.

#bewitching rambles #hehehehe #I work the front desk at a HIIT gym. I’m a lifeguard. and this week I start coaching the swim team where I lifeguard #so techinically more like 2 1/2 jobs #I’m in my Ted Lasso era #i also have my own personal Jamie Tartt #aka a 12 year old who body shamed me but also is the first kid to call me coach #sohr #it cancels out #i also <3 my coworkers at my lifeguarding job #also I’ve always kinda been into spirituality but very casually #and I want to start learning more about all my crystals and start doing tarot #we’ll actually maybe I’ll leave the tarot to my best friend but I have a tarot deck #I ate my ass up and now I’m scared of it #like my best friend and I will pull a lot of the same card but reversed #and I did a cord cutting ceramony a while back #that was crazy #and I’ve been doing all my stretching and I think I’ve concluded that’s mg way of meditating #all slowly but surely

[theguardianace]

hm. all knowing tumblr mutuals give me your advice

i ended up staying home from my away games this weekend because i got sick right before we left and my coach didn't want me to be miserable on a bus for six hours for like. half an hour of playtime.

however. my mom just noticed my phone has not left my room in the past 48 hours and thinks i just left it in my dorm. i do not want to tell her i got sick because she will be sad and worried (context: I Do Not Get Sick Ever) but i also know i have to tell her eventually because she'll be wondering why on earth im not playing this weekend

so

#im leaning towards saying “whoopsie me forgot my phone again” (ive done it before) #and then saying tomorrow morning that i caught a fever at night and wont play that day out of caution #but then also there are still holes in this bc coach switched the goalie rotation and she might realize that it was bc i am not there #but also. the horrors of people worrying about you </3 #im a lot better now just a hint dizzy if i stand up for too long #raugh sorry i know im overthinking this but at the same time i feel so guilty #i know it was the right move to stay back but still :((((((( sad #coach literally told me to i called her at like 6am the day of like “i do not want to drive to the rink” “aura stay home it is not worth it

[figuerockfaeth]

all of my (theatre) students have started calling me (not a coach) Coach P much to the confusion of all of the students who take one look at me and Know i am not coaching a sport

#it is SO amusing asffkdshflhgk #i had a kid ask about 'varsity drama' and then technically for our one act comp it's registered with the same type of sports stuff #so i did a coach-type training #and all of that culminated in one of the kids calling me coach p and now all of them think its soooo funny and yes it is #personal