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chrollohearttags · 3 months

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imma sound like a hippocrip but the only ‘put in your place’ dynamic EYE am accepting is ace giving reader that act right.

#cause he’s a sweetheart but that’s a bedroom bully sorry #like that’s the ONLY time he’s mean #if he say stfu and take that dick #what you think I’m doing?#cherry chats 🍒#let me have this please #‘run your mouth now’#I won’t say nun else about them asks #portgas d ace #he has a size kink + and he slaps you to stay awake #shutting up now

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the-incident-on-show-day · 10 months

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okay okay but. hear me out. lister bird gets to be a little genderfluid. as a treat.

#personally i hc him as not caring #like he's fine with he/him pronouns bc they're not incorrect or anything #but a they?? a spicy she?? now that's exciting #and rowan's always talking abt how liking to wear skirts and shit doesn't make you any less of a man #and lister's like agreed but i would also like to be Less of a Man #idk the idea of the whole sexiest man alive thing and the whole fandom trying to stick him into this box of male heartthrob #he's just there to vibe dude #and wear eyeliner and grow his hair out bc he wants to look like an 80s rockstar #OMG AND HE STARTS POLE DANCING AS A WAY TO FUCKIGN #GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FEMME SIDE AND RECLAIM HIS SEXUALITY #IN A SAFE SPACE #anyways #shutting up now #lister bird #iwbft #i was born for this

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le-fandom-prince · 29 days

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me: *gets interested in an aesthetic*

me: this would make for a great *insert fandom* au!!

everyone: no.

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maranull · 3 months

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sometimes you rewatch your favourite movie, read your favourite fic and suddenly you get a reminder that life's bullshittery has nothing on the small joys

#personal #needed that reminder i think #i just hadn't realised it #ok #i love art #like #a lot #when i was young i heard the phrase “to the moon and back”#I'll rephrase it #i love love art to the edge of the universe and back #right #shutting up now #✌️❤️

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old-movies-stuff · 1 year

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Labyrinth - 1986

#labyrinth #1986 #david bowie #goblin #goblins #shut up #funny #mood #such a mood #shutting up now #you shut up

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nocturnalazure · 8 months

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Rock star kids... young adult version.

#ts3 #sims 3 #photo shoots #luna golzine #nash blair #louise heilmann-cooper #louise is staggeringly beautiful #would it be a spoiler if i told you she's going to be a model?#as for luna and nash... well you'll see!#shutting up now #before i say too much

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doomedpuppetyuri · 1 month

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splatoon fans can we as a fandom agree that we take things way too seriously and just. calm down

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fonulyn · 7 months

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so I already did the fic stats game thing but since @thebrandywine was lovely (😘) and tagged me I decided to take it as an opportunity for shameless self-promo :'D

last time I took into account all of my RE fics, and the results were overwhelmingly chreon :'D so this time around, I excluded chreon from the search results to see what the answers would be then! (otherwise it'd just be the same results again lol so no point)

SO ANYHOW.

Fic Stats Game rules: give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the fewest words.

the most hits: on an all time high, Leon/Queen Plaga (I laughed at this result negl :'D it's just monster pwp!)

Some of the thicker tentacles were swirling around him, slithering around his legs, and as much as Leon tried to kick at them he didn’t really accomplish anything. If anything, it made everything worse. The creature must’ve gotten tired of him as suddenly it flipped him over, and with a surprised outcry Leon suddenly found himself dangling in the air upside down. He didn’t even have the chance to complain, as now that he’d opened his mouth to cry out there suddenly was a tentacle pressing its blunt head against his mouth, preventing him from closing it.

second most kudos: I am the light that shall lead you to darkness, Chris/Wesker

In all honesty, Chris wasn’t entirely sure how he’d ended up here. He was a panting mess, bent over a massive wooden table with Wesker holding him down laughably easily. Both of his arms were twisted behind his back, and Wesker held them in place with one hand so that no matter how much Chris struggled against the hold he could barely move. Chris’ muscles bulged as he tried to wrench an arm free, but to no avail, and Wesker only gave him a push that sent him closer against the table.

third most comments: you're a dream, Piers/Leon (my baby the soulmate au 🥺💖)

Piers Nivans is eleven years old when he starts dreaming of death and monsters. The nightmares plague him for years until he realizes that they're actually his soulmate dreams, and that is when he sets out to find that person. Maybe they're a serial killer, maybe they're just someone with a really shitty life, but whatever it is Piers needs answers. He is going to find his soulmate. If only it was that simple.

fourth most bookmarks: question all my doubts, Krauser/Leon

Something was off. Leon reached out and flipped on the lights, closing his eyes for a second just in time not to be blinded by the sudden brightness. When he opened his eyes, it didn’t take him half a second to connect the dots. Jack fucking Krauser. Bloody and beaten. - Or the one wherein no matter how many times Leon tries to walk away from Krauser he always ends up back to him.

fifth most words: so I confide in you (for nothing compares to you), Piers/Leon

As the door clicked open and Leon took half a step inside, the first thing he registered was someone hurtling straight at him. He saw a glint of a blade, and it was only because of his great reflexes that he managed to dodge out of the way of what appeared to be a sharp curved sickle. He spun around, grabbing the arm of his assailant, and twisted them around until he could slam the other person right into the nearest wall, face first. Only then did he realize that the person he’d just bodyslammed was the exact person he’d been trying to find. - Or the one wherein Leon saves the president's son from a cult, but that isn't the end of their story, it's only the beginning.

the fewest words: when the Master is slave to his life, Chris/Wesker

“Then the world will be ours,” Excella practically coos right into Wesker’s ear, draping her body all over his in a way that really, really shouldn’t be decent for any kind of an audience. Even if the audience is only Jill right now, and it’s not like Jill is there because she wants to be. She’s got no other choice but to stand there, watch these two utter assholes plot the demise of the entire earth. “Yes,” Wesker says, something lighting in his eyes. He looks almost mad, with the way his lips stretch into a grin, an expression he would never get caught dead with if there really was an audience that mattered. “And then Chris will finally have to admit his defeat! He’ll finally see me as the god I am!“ “Chris who?” Excella frowns.

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so not gonna lie it made me laugh that i've literally only written three Chris/Wesker fics and two of them made the list? :'D lmao. also when I looked up the first two I was already prepared for this to be a noncon smut list and dreading what it says about me lol but at least the rest didn't follow that trend :'D

also, I gotta say, #3-#5 are some of my personal favorites. and #1 shhhhhhhh.

okay i'll shut up now sorry :'D

#me and my fics #meme thingy #i half expected this to be all nivannedy #with chreon excluded from it #but only two are nivannedy!#and i only now realized that #by excluding chreon #i also accidentally excluded ot3 #damnit #BUT ANYHOW #shutting up now

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gojoed · 7 months

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url change: boo-kugo → gojoed

#blegh #...how do these posts work #(ignore the fact that i deleted like three posts i made in the span of 10 minutes it's that side inside me where no one can see anything)#shutting up now

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fifteenminutes-if · 1 year

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Is a happy ending not possible with Val?

define "happy" lol

from what i have planned right now, it's possible to endure minimal emotional damage and end up with them but both MC and val will have to make sacrifices to get there

and some players might not like the things they'd have to do to pursue val in the first place 😶

#answered #ro: val park #nothing sinister #just smth that might not be compatible depending on ur character's perspective of val #shutting up now #going back to my cave of misery to study for an exam tmr

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yui-kuromori · 2 years

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*pops up from the pitts of hell*

The color yellow in Alice in borderland is used to represent grief. It can be seen on Arisu's outfit in the 5 of spades/7 of hearts both moments where he is faced with death in a meaningful way as well as the 4 of clubs, an episode dedicated to him overcoming his grief and finding hos will to live, as well as Hatter's speech before his suicide in the beach, in this essay I will-

#alice in borderland #ima wa no kuni no alice #arisu ryohei #takeru danma #usagi yuzuha #chishiya shuntaro #aib #okay okay #shutting up now #are y'all tired of my nonsense yet?

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wiw3 · 11 days

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GAH!

Been feeling a little scuffed lately and since I can't precisely go to the gym, since it closes early on Saturdays, I'm stuck here to ruminate. Suppose I could go on a bikeride if I really wanted to do something productive with my time, but no, it's time for a self-aware, pathetic rant.

I suck, I can't even handle two days alone at work while the new guy trains and my manager gets a much-needed set of two days off. I don't know why this shit matters. I guess since it frustrates me so much is because I feel like I suck at my job-- and my brain naturally resists new information and change because it prefers to choose its own perception of reality.

Or maybe I do.

It's probably me, it is me, yeah, it's me. That feels good to say and to own. It's me. I'm the piece of shit because I like to live in a fantasy-land compared to reality, where I *need* to live in order to feed my family-- even though I'm really just feeding Family-Sized bags of cliché bits to myself-- like right-clicking to make sure you put the little thingy over the E when saying that word I just said. You know the one.

I'm too lazy to write it out, which is how I get even with the universe. I feel like people get even with each-other way more often than they'd like to admit. Sitcoms have poisoned us all-- or maybe conditioned is a better word since a majority of people seem capable of operating off of the standard of "your line-- my line-- your line-- my line--" for the sake of conducting business.

We're firing pistols at each-other, or if you prefer a softer evoke, we're dancing. It doesn't make sense to anyone in the world except for us in one way. The entire world perceives it differently. You see prey, I see predator, or maybe vice-versa. The world sees an anxious young idiot trying to fumble his way through a social interaction, and I write new blog posts.

Pfft. I actually think I have a future in writing. This is hilarious. I wish all of the people who saw me in the past writing, and made fun of me, could see me now and make fun of me again just so I could finally stop-- developing a complex and obsessing over proving them wrong. Spite's a powerful motivator, and it's motivating me to write this in the first place.

I'm spiteful that the gym's closed, spiteful that this world is going to get so much motherfucking harder before it gets easier for me from here on in for a while-- and there's not much I can do about it. I don't have a lot of moves left. Nothing to do but grind through it, I suppose. Next-hurdle mode, so to speak. I need to enter a heightened state of alertness tomorrow, so I'll cut it clean here tonight and now, and I get that this was cheap, but this was fun.

See you next tirade!

#writing #same syllable count #I #i'm not cheesy #stop yelling at me mom #it's funny #it's fucking funny #gym #rant #sorry for the rant #again #man I keep tagging that #gotta stop #gotta get new material #too meta?#probably #shutting up now

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le-fandom-prince · 25 days

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*slams fist on table*

HE IS MY BOYFRIEND AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME NO!!

#he's so pretty #aaaahhhh #im gay #gay gay homosexual gay #gay for him #he my boyfriend fr #i wanna give him a kiss #mmmmwah #okay okay #shutting up now #bbc john watson #bbc sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #john watson x me #me me me #i apologize

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asstarion · 8 months

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It warms my heart to see how much people love Baldur's Gate 3. I've been playing it since day 1 of early access, and remember meeting Astarion the first time in the game and I looked at my husband and said, "I kind of love him!" It was love at first knifepoint. EA also came out during the hardest time of my life, and because of that BG3 will always have a very special place in my heart, and i hope its that way for other people to. It is literally my favorite game of all time and i don't see that changing like, ever. Anyways I just wanted to say that, thanks for reading my incoherent post I can't write worth shit. :)

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #shutting up now

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dudefrommywesterns · 14 days

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i love this goofy ass suit by the way

#typewriter dings #shutting up now #p.n.

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unsurebisexualcore · 6 months

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i trust people who affectionately refer to me as "bitch" more than people who tell me im a "good friend"

#and maybe thats a red flag #who knows #certainly not me #i dunno saying im a good friend feels fake #“good friend” has ulterior motives #shes trying to manipulate me into becoming codependent i can feel it #“bitch” is in it for the long run #she knows im a little shit and accepts me for my flaws #why be a “good friend” when you can be a bitch #shutting up now

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