#but you don’t understand!

[shutter-bugger]

Y’all wanna know something kinda crazy that people tend to make fun of me for thinking?

Several years ago I was on a late night flight to Florida with my parents, and I decided to make a wish for 11:11. But just as I was about to make my wish I had an intrusive thought, and instead of making a wish that I actually wanted my brain instead thought “I wish the plane crashes!”

Now I’ve never fully believed in 11:11 wishes but I’ve always done them anyways for fun, but I still panicked because what if it came true for once?!?! So I quickly said to the universe (? idk) “no! I don’t actually want this plane to crash! I didn’t mean it!” And then I thought to myself “great, now a plane will crash.”

Thankfully nothing happened and we got to Florida safely.

Now, it’s the next night and we get back to our hotel room and my parents decide to turn on the news.

Imagine my shock and horror to see that a plane had crashed the day after we landed.

I, remembering the thoughts that were in my head the previous night, couldn’t help but think that I had somehow caused the crash because of my accidental wish. Like I wholeheartedly believed that I had accidentally killed people. And I fully believed that for a few years.

Now not really, but sometimes I have to stop and think about how fucked up of a coincidence that was.

#my mind can be an interesting place #genuinely don’t know how I coped with that #and every time I told someone this story they acted like I was stupid for thinking I took down a plane #saying it out loud it does sound stupid #but you don’t understand! #you try predicting a fatal place crash #through an intrusive thought wish #and keeping your sanity intact #plane crash #tw plane crash #roni rambles #not photography

[bluebeesknees]

Pull me in 💙

#listen to pull me in by paper lions for this pls #inexperienced impatient and greedy teen satoru is something so precious to me you don’t understand #too much tongue and spit boy please control yourself #jujutsu kaisen #satosugu #geto suguru #jjk #satoru gojo #my art #art #fanart #bluebeesart #gego

[kangals]

friendly advice from vetmed: I know that when your animal has an infection that is generating a lot of discharge, you want to describe that to the veterinarian, because it’s a concerning sign. that is true. I also know that the most common word for this type of discharge is “pus,” so it’s logical that that’s the word that you’ll use when describing what’s going on. and in English, we often add a “-y” when we’re using a word as a descriptor.

but. the word. the word you are looking for. is purulent.

please stop sending in messages telling the doctor that your dog has a “pussy wound.”

#aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA #(i know. I know what you’re trying to say! I understand how you got to this conclusion!) #but please read the things you are writing #you don’t need to say that your dog has pussy eyes. you can just say infection. or ‘eyes have pus’ #pls and thank u #uhh idk how to tag this tell me if something should be added #injury cw #unsanitary cw

[steviesbicrisis]

To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.

That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.

#you dont understand #what a great friend Steve is #this is the main reason why I don’t want his story to revolve again around Nancy #it’s him and Robin and they have the greatest friendship in the show #these two mf will get married and live together and it’s going to be 10000% platonic #if you look up platonic soulmates in the dictionary SBAM just pictures of Stobin #Im done bye #steve harrington #platonic stobin #robin buckley #stranger things

[alabasterpickles]

Silly quick lil comic about Junior having a nightmare and dad being an excellent sport because I thought the idea would be cute

#I’m literally obsessed with them you don’t understand #I adore them #he’s a good dad #my art #fanart #art #sketch #character design #drawing #animation #illustration #drawings #Super Mario Bros #Mario movie #bowser #bowser junior #bowser jr #comics #I literally think about them constantly and in my mind this is a hundred percent canon #I love me a man who’s intimidating on the outside and soft inside

[rogueshadeaux]

“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout tv series #they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners #theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE #plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT #don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!! #sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too #but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!! #GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE #fallout spoilers

[spookeart]

They’re bonding

#Remus lupin #regulus black #moonwater #platonic moonwater #you can’t tell me they’re not best friends #i love them so fcking much you don’t understand #Remus lupin fanart #regulus black fanart #marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #hp fanart #artist on tumblr #digital art #my art

[fieryvoid-scout]

I can’t wait for the ppl from reddit to realize they can play with jpegs like dolls with each other here

#reddit blackout #196 #this is the only thing ill tag properly because I want them to realize faster #if you see this #and don’t understand what i mean somehow #you will :)

[bloodydeanwinchester]

“i'm an ally" and "i mean sure, i’ll check out a hot guys ass but that’s normal” are things that dean winchester should have said to sam on the cw’s supernatural

#you don’t understand i can so clearly picture this conversation #spn #queer dean #jenna.post

[rainymoonbows]

[taps mic] hello

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin husk #hazbin angel dust #hazbin fat nuggets #huskerdust #I love these idiots you guys don’t understand #my art

[dotcircledot]

guess who watched good omens

#good omens #aziracrow #good omens fanart #aziraphale #crowley #yeah i actually lost it over drawing this bc i don’t understand how people draw environments so well like i don’t know anyways . #sorry they’re just taking over my brain #ineffable spouses #quick thing to practice mostly but you know #dotcircledotart

[inthe-echo]

Let’s dance, David Bowie (1983)

#you don’t understand how obsessed I am with them #peep james in the background #wolfstar #wolfstar fanart #sirius black #remus lupin #james potter #fanart #dead gay wizards #moony x padfoot #artist on tumblr #my art

[siriuslemonmuffin]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

#ao3 #respect authors #fan fiction #stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready #faith shit posts #fanfic author appreciation #but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here #no ads = no revenue #=authors don’t get paid #and so riddle me this wise guy #why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates #from authors who are providing you with their work #FOR FREE?!

[sunnygotsniped]

See I like Sans but not in the funny meme sexyman way I like him in the way that he promised Toriel to protect a child that was going to be served as a sacrifice from the start because he couldn't find himself to say no to her genuine laughter and sense of humor at every dumb joke they told each other, how he cracked jokes and pranks to make this child feel comfortable while warning them to be careful and reminding them that people loved them and having a gentle heart doesn't make you weak like to this day I still think about "Take care of yourself, kid. Cause someone out there really loves you." and "You didn't gain LOVE, but you gained love." Sans is our friend actually

#💖 #that isn’t to say I don’t like the memes they're funny it's what he would've wanted for himself #but also Sans is canonly our friend :") #'sans is a boring motherfucker' I'm sorry you don’t understand him like I do

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…

Life in an Autism World

#autism #actually autistic #autistic humor #sometimes I don’t understand jokes but that’s ok #i’m sure some of you can relate #source: life in an autism world (facebook) #feel free to reblog/share if you’d like

[teddytheartist]

Zukka for the win my guys

#it’s that one scene in the middle of the night in the tea shop in We will last the night by CSHfic #guys Zukka has a chOKEhold on me like #a DEATH GRIP #im not kidding I’m fucking dying out here man #they produce the most egregious amount of serotonin in my brain #like it’s not even fair #like i love them so much you don’t understand #rec me fanfics PLEASE #fanart #Zukka #zuko #sokka #atla #atla fanart #avatar the last airbender #atla zuko #atla sokka