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an-excellent-choice · 2 months
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So, I have been musing about how Lorroakan mocked Gale for losing his status as Mystra's chosen and I just can't ignore that there is high possibility of Gale being judged or looked down by his peers even when he returns after saving baldurs gate to becomes a professor.
He had a great fall from grace and even though he was able to earn back Mystra's forgiveness, He wasn't really the same as he was in his prime and he now lacks Mystra's buffs that he had when he was chosen.
After everything though, Gale might not be a wizard as powerful as he before but he now is a better wizard.
Gale doesn't rely on his most powerful spells to fix everything.
He thinks on his feet. Rather than using a spell slot to defend himself from an attacker that got too close.
Gale just throat punches the attacker
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firelise · 4 months
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♪ I'm fuckin' on heart-throbs, I got yo favorite rapper blocked, I heard the dick was whack, yo favorite athlete screamin' "Text me back!" ONLY FRIENDS as SZA Lyrics 2/? -> SMOKING ON MY EX PACK
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blu3cl0v3rs · 6 months
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wait fuck we're mutuals??? why the hell are you following me
anyways guess you get trick or treated too!
Idk, you post Ninjago content and ur funny, so follow-
Thank you!
Trick.
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He runs away with all of your candy.
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rule-number-3 · 2 years
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Fun fact. Did you know young crocodiles and gators like to climb trees and just chill up there?
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starscelly · 1 year
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wedge being beheaded
dal@stl 4.12.23
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Ryan: Bro–
Dylan: No, No, hold up rewind.
Dylan: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, me now you’re calling me bro?
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hydesjackiespuddinpop · 2 months
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"I'm sorry, babe, but you're both important to me. But Jay's had my back for the past 12 years, and you've had my front for the last six months. I can't choose."
Jay & Nate [That '90s Show]
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sparxwrites · 1 year
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Twitch Plays Pokemon (but the pokemon is technoblade)
(yes, yes, techno streamed on twitch. hush. also, round of applause for me finishing this like a full year and a half after starting this. also the cws are... well. there is eye trauma, but it's not terribly graphic, so don't let that put you off.) cw eye trauma, blindness, weird fourth wall breaks, technoblade being satisfyingly competent, chat being annoying, ambiguous techno-and-philza telationship
Technoblade has… probably been in worse situations than this before.
Sure, he can’t think of any of them right now. Sure, taking an unknown potion to the face from an unseen assailant – who’s he kidding, it’s Dream, of course it’s Dream, there’s no one else on this server crazy enough to attack him and good enough to pull it off – is a pretty bad situation. Sure, blind from an unknown potion to the face in the middle of a forest, mild from hole, with the sun going down, is kind of a really pretty bad situation.
But he’s got to have been in a worse situation before, some time. The fact he can’t think of one right now is probably just some kind of temporary memory lapse.
Probably something to do with the awful, burning pain in his face and hands, too.
“So, uh, Chat,” he says, staring into darkness. “We’ve got some stuff happenin’. You might have noticed. We’ve got a bit of a situation developin’ here. What with it bein’ night and all, and me bein’– injured, and all. I mean. We’re fine, of course, everythin’ is under control, but I’d definitely all it a situation.”
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*Grunting sound* *Yeets dead whiteboard marker across the front of the lecture hall at a trashcan* *x2* *uses a third marker that finally works* "Yeaaahhhhh" (Physics prof. in a gobliny voice) Later that same lecture... "Nehh" (sounding slightly in pain??) *chucks ANOTHER dead marker*
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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years
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dream smp characters as musicals!
wilbur: hamilton
tommy: newsies
ranboo: be more chiim sorry i can’t finish this post canceled
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deedoop · 1 year
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I've been a vegetarian for six years but man do I crave that ass
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silvercaptain24 · 10 months
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Still have a ton to do?
Check
Picture person coming at 1 to put the house on the market?
Check
Time to blast EPIC in my headphones and finish my coffee?
Double check.
Do I work at 1:30?
Yes.
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popiplant · 2 years
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beta orbiter male bluberry sans
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newtid · 2 months
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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy
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kom010010 · 9 days
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my single contribution to the fandom.
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