#but the brain rot is real

[thisisnotkitty]

good night securitywaiter shippers, today i offer u their canonical height difference, tomorrow? who knows??

#i should be sleeping already #but the brain rot is real #microwaving them in my head rn #THERES SO MUCH POTENTIAL W THIS HEIGHT DIFFERENCE #securitywaiter #mike x ness #mike schmidt #ness the waiter #fnaf ness #fnaf #fnaf movie #height difference #screaming and crying #on my knees in the middle of a walmart #kitty.twt

[ifonlyitwasmidnight]

Hear me out. Hear me out!

Thirsty thoughts with Midnight.

18+ Respect that shit. Blank/ageless blogs DNI.

Everyone wants to kind of bag on missionary, right? 'Cause like, for sure, mating press? Life. Being fucked from behind, so lost in the feeling that your chest is pushed down against the mattress, his hand on the back of your head while he wrecks you? Heaven.

But. BUT!

Imagine, right? That missionary where it's him so lost in you. He started with his hands on your knees, pushing your legs open, but the sight of his cock disappearing into you over and over and over again has him weak.

His hands drop to your hips, trailing up your body until they grip the bed sheets on either side of your head. Your legs naturally close to rest on his hips, pulling him closer to you, deeper. Maybe one of his hands goes to the headboard behind you, using it as leverage to get further into you. Your hips are tilted at a perfect angle. Every drag of his cock sends you higher and higher.

He's gone, wrapped up in the feeling of you that he's not ashamed of the words or sounds coming from his mouth, buried deep in his chest that he's used to suppressing. His moans are music to your ears. The little whimpers he's usually embarrassed about tumbling out of him. His incoherent babble of, "You feel so fucking good," "I love you," and "I need more," make your back arch and your eyes roll back.

He's begging you to let him cum in you by his end, gasping and chest heaving after you've cum, gripping his tightly, and he doesn't want to lose the feeling. He wants to stay here, buried deep in you, but he can't hold it back anymore.

"Please, please, please, baby. Fuck, please, lemme cum in you." He's begging. You've never heard him beg. The headboard sounded like it would crack from how hard he was gripping it, white-knuckled. His lips were red and swollen, from where he couldn't get enough of your kisses, too obsessed with watching each and every change in your face. It was intoxicating. Sweet venom that he would drink every day, no matter the risk. You're nodding and desperate for his cum when he finally moans out your name into the stiflingly hot room, filling you more than you think you ever had been before.

Fucking you like this might be his new favorite thing.

Fit it. Ship it. I'm supposed to be working right now.

#midnights thirsty thoughts #draken #chifuyu matsuno #mitsuya takashi #ran haitani #ichigo kurosaki #shinji hirako #renji abarai #bakugou katsuki #izuku midoriya #shikamaru nara #itachi uchiha #kakashi hatake #smut #fanfic smut #I'm literally supposed to be doing other things #but the brain rot is real #I'm lost to my own thoughts guys #send help

[luminiferocity]

All I can remember of this dream is 1) it was pitch black apart from the light spilling in through a distant open door, through which my pursuer was advancing, and 2) a sense of being deeply disturbed.

My pursuer, in this outfit:

#I wish I was making this up #but the brain rot is real #and as relentless as the Benoit of my dream #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc

[supportingfire]

whoops. i slipped.

#( ( ooc #( ( tbd #this will be the #most low effort of low effort blogs #because i'm moving in like two weeks #but the brain rot is real #anyway

[priya-san]

As I descend further into my Final Fantasy XVI hell hole, I'd like to apologise to all my Stardew mutuals. The brain rot has got me, there were no survivors.

#final fantasy xvi #this is a cry for help #not really #but the brain rot is real #i need to know EVERYTHING about this world

[fivenyssateganadric]

haven’t written in like ten months but you bet I’m currently on the six/peri whump grind

#they have taken over my brain #apologies to five and his adoptees you are still my beloveds #but the brain rot is real #robins ramblings

[baked-hylian]

Thanks for tagging me @hirazuki!

Rules: List ten books that have stayed with you in some way, don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you.

1. The Locked Tomb series by Tamsyn Muir, specifically Nona the Ninth.

2. Tian Guan Ci Fu aka Heaven Official's Blessing by Mo Xiang Tong Xiu.

3. Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

4. The Kite Runner by Kahled Hosseini

5. A Series of Unfortunate Events by pen name Lemony Snicket

6. Ishmael by Daniel Quinn

7. Before We Were Trans by Kit Hayam

8. Mo Dao Zu Shi aka the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation by Mo Xang Tong Xiu

9. She Who Became the Sun by Shelley Parker-Chan

10. The Mist by Stephen King

Tagging anyone interested in trying this out!

#i swear I wasnt gonna put both series Ive read by her on here #but the brain rot is real #far too real #plus they're both really great stories so it's hard to pick just one #thanks again for tagging me!

[wombrion]

girl with no problems

#homura rotting my brain(real) #madoka magica #homura akemi #madoka kaname #pmmm #madohomu

[ineffable-hyperfixation]

I'm at an art auction and the guy keeps saying Peter Max, but with his accent all I can hear is

#🤣 #sorry dude you accent is lovely #but the brain rot is real #good omens #aziraphale #*your

[cheeseandbretboy]

ok so my head feels so light like when i stand up it will just fly away and my body will collapse because it cannot live without a mind but simultaneously my head holds such a sheer heaviness that evokes a sense of hopeless dread whenever i want to do something

yay?

#aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #tired #brain fog #dying #dead #help me #I dont think I ate enoigh today??? #I want some cheese #hmmmmmmmmmm #amd blood #i'll bite ur wrists and eat the bloo #d #i'm very tired #bored #i need to read nausea #but the brain rot is real #no i am overexaggerating #rawr xd

[l0yalty]

plot call, if you are interested in plotting with any of my characters please like this and i’ll im you.

#‘ reign ! #i’m mobile for now #trying to stick to my self imposed schedule #but the brain rot is real

[spicypotstickerbliss]

my first introduction to anything mcyt related was that one video of Wilbur, Tommy, and Jack Manifold doing stupid improv and Tommy raving about his nutty pizza

#That should’ve been the first red flag #but the brain rot is real #i can’t escape

[subconscious-solipsist]

No I just realized I really did just infodump about Bungo stray dogs for a solid hour and a half to my best friend while she was doing my nails and I feel a little bad cuz she for sure doesn’t care but it was really nice of her to let me go on

#my heart man #but I do feel bad #but the brain rot is real

[tchaikovsgay]

had a locked tomb nightmare the other night that atn was dropped and it ended up being the entirety of gtn from babs perspective and i still havent recovered

#alecto the ninth brain rot is real #tlt #the locked tomb #i cannot believe my dreams were haunted by NABERIUS TERN

[oddsandendsandthings]

Really only Alastor could harness the aroace energy required to tell LUCIFER ,THE KING OF HELL, "your daughter also calls me daddy" with zero sexual connotation or innuendo.

#real king shit right there #I've got the hazbin hotel brain rot #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #alastor #hazbin alastor

[oobbbear]

more gitm scribbles :] characters belong to @venomous-qwille (ooc belongs to me I’m so sorry

#my art #gitm au #the brain rot is real #I’ve not drawn this much #for #forever #nova beloved