#but that’s literally what the sequel stems on

[frankensaint]

Calling it now that for Season 2 of The Last of Us they will still kill Joel, but they’re gonna want to keep Pedro Pascal (bc duh) so they’re gonna have Ellie hallucinating him throughout the season

#tlou #the last of us #the last of us hbo #the last of us spoilers #🪦 #not sure if I 100% think they’ll do this BUT if they do u heard it here first #idk saw some post saying how they didn’t think they would kill Joel bc of how much people love Pedro #but that’s literally what the sequel stems on #so of course they’re gonna do it

[randomness-is-my-order]

can we talk about percy’s guilt and self-esteem for a second?? because imo he has an absolutely insane habit of taking the blame for soooo many things and even when he’s the cause of trouble, the lengths he goes to rectify an error are IMMENSE. the most obvious one is him literally accepting a surely fatal prophecy because he feels responsible for bianca’s death (and ofc, he cares about nico but at that time, he also felt like he owed nico) but in the show, they portray this very accurately by having percy readily try and give up his life as a way to circumnavigate athena’s lack of help which he 100% blames himself for and has also verbally acknowledged.

(not that this will hinder him from letting the gods know exactly what he thinks of them but that’s a conversation for another day.)

point is, percy is insanely loyal and he is insanely susceptible to a guilt-ridden conscience. he will hold himself accountable for the smallest of things i am NOT kidding, like he’s the kinda guy to scold himself internally for stepping on someone’s toes by mistake. and this stems from his low self-esteem even though there is loads of nuance here because percy is also very confident when the need arises but in small, more grounded interpersonal relationship moments, his view of himself is so heartbreakingly unfair. he can be admirably surefooted in front of mighty beings like gods but when it comes to his friends and other demigods, he’s constantly second guessing himself and taking blame for the smallest of inconveniences. and i’m just. so. torn up about it. because this taking guilt over unnecessary things continues on into the sequel series too because i so clearly remember him feeling guilty about calypso and i hated it because percy jackson will stand up for everyone and their mothers but he also doesn’t defend himself half as fiercely as he should.

here are some examples from JUST lightning thief about percy and his guilty schtick routine this boy istg he needs to have a higher view of himself goodbye.

#am i officially intermixing pjo book and show canons?? #yes yes i am #imo the show’s just enriching the pre-existing lore on percy and other characters #i run an anti-guilt prayer circle just for percy #percy can pls not repent for minor wrongdoings thank you #percy jackson #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo tv show #percy pjo #pjo tv adaptation #pjo tv series #walker scobell #percy series #percy appreciation

[olithetalker]

Speculation: Why many people find Ben Florian unlikeable

Okay so just for the record, this is essentially an analysis post on the Disney series - Descendants. Specifically on the character of Ben Florian, but more so about the reception of his character and why I think people have responded to him the way they have. Gonna be fairly longish so yeah. Anyways, hope you enjoy! :)

Introduction

Pretty much ever since I first saw Descendants, I have been a huge fan of Ben. (Which is no secret if you've read my blog ;)). I think Mitchell Hope did a fantastic job with the character, and his performance really drove it home.

So it's always been quite... Confusing to me that so many people don't like his character. Tumblr isn't too anti Ben, but on YouTube videos and on TikTok, a lot of analysis around him is typically quite negative. The charms of the character that I see and that really make the series for me, really don't work on everyone. And that's something I've found very hard to understand.

But as of a conversation I have had with @hannahhook7744.. I had an epiphany. As to why this character just seems to be a breeze of annoyance to many. And I think the answer lies in tropes and expectations.

First let's talk a bit about another character, a fan favourite - Audrey Rose.

What role does the character of Audrey Rose play in feelings of spite toward Ben?

I think most dislike for Ben stems from the story of his ex girlfriend -Audrey. We get shown it to some extent in the first movie, but it's much more explicit in the third.

In Descendants 1, Ben and Audrey were together. And while under the influence of a love spell cast on him by protagonist Mal Bertha, he performs a love song to Mal in front of the entire school. Naturally humiliating Audrey and breaking her heart.

After the performance, Mal and Ben start dating each other, much to Audrey's understandable anger.

The movie ends with Ben and Mal happy together and everyone is delighted about it yada yada. And then we get an entire sequel where Audrey does not make a appearance.

It's then in Descendants 3 that she makes a comeback. We see that she and Ben have been friends since childhood, and that she's still hung up on him.

Then, again publicly, Ben proposes to Mal. Mal happily agrees and everyone is delighted, except of course, Audrey. She is further heartbroken by this.

The devastation Audrey feels from losing Ben to a girl who literally enchanted him, causes her to have a emotionally moving breakdown in her bedroom, singing "Queen of Mean", a song about heartbreak from rejection.... At least that's what it's about at first.

It then turns into a song of vengeance. Audrey swears revenge on Mal and Ben for the ordeal she has been put through. She takes Malificient's sceptre from the Auradon Museum, and it changes her look, style of talking etc etc. She's a new person. A person hellbent on getting even with the two people who are (intentionally or not) responsible for her heartbreak.

And that's where we enter - the tropes.

The Tropes

The kind of character arc Audrey has had is pretty common. A girl gets her heart broken by a guy. Maybe he cheats on her. Maybe he breaks up with her in a unfair manner (like in this case). And the girl decides to get even with the guy and the "other girl" who has taken her place in his life.

Except... Here's the thing.

Most of the time in this story archetype, the guy really is a heartbreaking douchey thob.

I mean think of any time you've seen this storyline other than Descendants. When is the guy who has dismissed the girl ever really portrayed in a decent light?

In this specific situation, it's not that simple. Yes, Ben did break up with Audrey by publicly humiliating her. And yes, that's extremely brutal. But he didn't choose to. He was acting under a mind controlling love spell.

But nonetheless, this is probably the only instance where the guy breaking the girl's heart like that genuinely was not his fault. It's pretty odd to get a situation where the guy cheating on the girl really didn't willingly do anything wrong. But nonetheless that's what this is.

Ultimately 9 times out of 10, the role Ben plays in this archetype storyline really is of the bad guy. And so it is very compelling to see this the same way. To overlook how at least as far as the break up incident itself, Ben was not at fault, and just see him as the jerk who hurt Audrey.

Audrey's story is also relatable to real life stories too

Another thing which sadly does not go in Ben's favour either, is that this kind of story isn't just found in fiction. Art reflects life, and what Audrey is unfortunate to experience, for the most part, is all too real.

Many people are unfortunate to get hurt by their partners in real life through things like cheating, or just something involving a "other girl/woman". And the pain from this.... Is not forgettable.

And so I think a revenge fantasy of hurting the unfaithful person and their new consort is very common.

Add onto that that lines Audrey speaks in D3 are written to be relatable and impactful. ("There's nothing to lose when you're lonely and friendless, I won't let another person take advantage of me, the anger burns my skin third degree, now my blood's boiling hotter than a fiery sea etc)

I think with that, it's all too easy for victims of these sort of situations to project their own case onto Audrey's. To see Ben the same way they see the guy who hurt them. And in some cases, to see Mal as how they see their homewrecker, and perhaps want to see her get hurt by Audrey too.

And in real life, there is no love spell that makes people cheat against their will, like there was for Ben. People in reality who do the thing that Ben did really are responsible for their hurtful actions.

So ultimately, the sorts of real life people Ben is being associated to by viewers, aren't particularly decent.

Also, the revelation that Ben and Audrey are childhood friends just exaggerates all these feelings. The people who have been hurt by partners who actually had significant meaning to them are the ones who will naturally relate to Audrey most. And again, project their own experiences onto this girl and the people in her life.

The mistake Ben DID make; wrong but taken out of proportion

Ultimately, while what Spell!Ben did is the sort of thing that gets done all the time irl, it is also pretty evident that as I keep saying; he wasn't in control of himself when he did it. So for many people, even the ones who can relate to Audrey, that fact will be acknowledged.

But the truth is, there is a mistake Ben made. After the love spell was lifted, Ben never went to see Audrey to comfort her after what happened. No doubt that inaction would have fuelled the already existing heartbreak. I mean if Ben had had a word with her, maybe he could have given her closure and made her feel better. But he didn't.

There is no justification for this. Ben was in the wrong for this failure.

But it should also be considered that Ben isn't a 40 year old man who has just left his wife of 10 years. He is a teenager. He is still developing in terms of maturity.

Communication, especially about difficult topics, isn't something teenagers are the best at. I mean if Ben were to approach Audrey, we can tell that it would have clearly been very understandably awkward for him (again, not an excuse, but a point to consider). I mean, if you had just done something so awful to your childhood friend/ex girlfriend, regardless of whether or not it was your fault, approaching someone who you'd expect is probably very angry about it is quite unnerving.

But none of these factors would be considered by a lot of audience members, and for understandable reason:

Because of the tropes, expectations and their personal experiences, they are pre set to see Ben in a negative light. So the thing he WAS wrong for, they understandably will find it harder to empathize with and see from his perspective.

#disney descendants #disney's descendants #disneys descendants #ben descendants #descendants ben #ben florian #ben son of belle and beast #ben son of beauty and the beast #audrey descendants #descendants audrey #audrey rose #audrey daughter of aurora and philip #audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #character analysis #meta

[lokiinmediasideblog]

A lot of the suspicion towards Loki in Thor 1 stems from the other characters not knowing jack shit about magic or what Loki's capable of, and assuming he can do pretty much anything and overestimating his abilities. It's like blaming an IT specialist for an intricate cyber-attack because he's the only IT specialist you know, or your parents thinking you can hack the US government because you reset their modem. Granted, Loki was behind a lot of stuff in this movie, but that's just how it feels and that's hilarious? Especially because a random enemy's words are enough to make them suspect one of the crown princes?

How common are Loki's abilities? I assume hiding from Heimdall's sight is very rare for my own sanity. But it's weird to assume only Loki can do that EVER.

But are the Warriors 3 and Sif really assuming Loki can unbanish Thor and give him back his powers? I strongly believe he can't (at least in Thor 1, because he gets some power-up in the T:TDW ending that Odin manages to undo (implying Odin's magic is much stronger)).

And if we're talking about the comics, the Odin-force is specific to Odin, and is passed onto Thor. I wonder if they're assuming he has inherited the Odin-force, but they're unaware of his Jotun heritage and that he hasn't gotten it? And of course, Loki can't tell them why he doesn't have it... This is just me, extrapolating and making shit up.

Thor 1 establishes a very imbalanced (literal) power dynamic between Odin and the rest of the family. Odin's banishment powers are Odin-specific. Frigga in the deleted scene, would have undone them if she could. Loki would have been able to gain Mjolnir's power by changing the parameters of worthiness if he could undo it.

Either Loki was always treacherous and terrible but incredibly powerful, like in the comics (after IW and sequels, I am not inclined to believe this) or Loki was actually decent/trustworthy for most of his life but his magic has limitations.

#thor 2011 #reading the script because i am writing a oneshot #mcu!loki #mcu!thor #mcu!odin #mcu!sif #mcu!volstagg #mcu!fandral #mcu!hogun #asgardian warriors are your parents thinking you're hackerman for resetting the modem

[kamiversee]

im so confused to because a sequel… is LITERALLY A CONTINUATION OF A MAIN STORY! Like that’s the actual definition 😭 it’s canon to the plot so there’s no “it’s for the people who weren’t happy” like what?!?!? im saur confused

Yes but no💀 (bear with me okay?)

It is a sequel to the alternate ending so technically, I think— idk I’m pulling this outta my ass rn, while the backstory of what happened is canon, everything that takes place in the sequel is still an alternate story that only stems from the alternate ending.

I just KNOW this makes no sense so in simpler words; The events of the sequel are only true if you read them, after all, this is a reader insert story🙏

BEAR WITH ME CHAT. Bc again, you don’t have to read the sequel. & if ur reading to just know why Sukuna & Gojo did what they did, you could always stop reading after you get that info 🤷‍♀️

#kamiversee!answers

[rubykgrant]

Some of my favorite sketchy pictures I've done on lined notebook paper~

Sometimes it helps to draw like this, because there's less pressure to make the picture look perfect, on a brand-new sheet of blank paper... I can just sketch out something like when I was scribbling around during class haha. If something looks good, I will either polish up the sketch as it is, or occasionally trace-over the sketch and finish it on new paper.

From the top, left to right; my own character designs of April O'Neil and Karai from TMNT (a mix of all my favorite versions of them), a design of a fairy/elf creature (my idea if "Puck" was a fantasy species and not just one specific character. I colored this in by blending almost-dry markers and mixing colored pencil shavings with water to make "paint"), the way I imagine the 3 main characters from the book Doll Bones (I like when I can draw characters in profile, and really show they they all have different noses, mouths, chins/jaw-lines, etc), a sequence sketch from my Beetlejuice Sequel story (this is Lydia's daughter- Luna, having her own mis-adventure with Beetlejuice. they're riding a bus in between Limbo areas of the afterlife, and he falls asleep. Luna would rather NOT be crushed by the personification of a hefty bag full of fast-food garbage and decomposing mulch), a cute idea I had about Goku feeling baby Gohan kick for the first time while Chi-Chi was pregnant... followed by him embarrassing soon-to-be-dad Gohan many years later by loudly announcing he knows where babies come from, an idea I had about what the Alpha AI would look like without the program to be similar to a soldier (keep in mind, this isn't Alpha when he first formed, this is Church returning in an entirely new way that he's never experienced before), my Jack and Sally kid Danny (a pumpkin that grew into a little ragdoll body, brought to life with electricity, so the "stem" is his "neck", with his limbs having a similar texture to wood), my actual normal human designs for Gir and Zim (they would regular kids with Dib being the opposing invader. Zim has no idea Dib is an alien, he just hates the new kid and is only good at being annoying), some concept art about my story idea where everybody has a "shoulder angel" and "shoulder demon" that are personified as little chibi characters who help their person with cool anime powers (the angels can sometimes be cruel, while the demons are occasionally more caring. it all depends on the person they are part of. also, they aren't literal angels or demons, it's just ironic imagery), a sketch I did of Moon Stone Eugene (Blugene) and what it might be like if he had long blue hair, and my designs for gijinkas of my Pokemon from Yellow Version (Sparky the Pikachu, Shellshock the Squirtle, Charmer the Charmander, and Bough the Bulbasaur)

#concept art #character design #sketches

[hollywoods-golden-age-imagines]

Meeting and Courting Erique Claudin 

(Not my gif)(Requested by anonymous)

(He was a bit difficult to write for but I hope I did him justice! Sorry if the meeting portion is somewhat disappointing but I thought it was a nice way to end it.)

- Being a backstage tailor for a world renowned opera house oftentimes left you feeling slightly insignificant. When you spend your days doing small tasks for big people who sell out seats and who find themselves published in newspapers every other morning, it’s easy to feel as though you’re somewhat see-through; a machine or an object that no one thinks twice about rather than an actual person who lives an actual life. 

- It’s the reason why you’re so surprised when you suddenly find yourself on the receiving end of a secret admirer; especially one who appears to be particularly elegant and effortlessly refined: a perfect gentleman instead of a leering creep....

- The whole ordeal began with a bouquet of flowers: an expensive looking vase that sat atop your messy, button and thread covered desk; filled with long stemmed roses and dainty sprouts of babies breath. The only thing accompanying it was a small note which informed you that they were given to you by someone who had developed a longing for you; instead of a thank you from your bosses or a presumed case of “wrong room”. 

- Immediately, your mind went to the multitude of stage hands that were employed at the opera house: the only group of individuals who’d realistically admire you as opposed to the numerous dazzling starlets that quite literally danced circles around you. And though you were flattered, you couldn’t think of a single one of them that you’d want the flowers to be from.

- Besides, an observation of them during your work day left you none the wiser, leading to you forgetting about the situation entirely; only remembering once you were sat directly in front of the slowly wilting bouquet. 

- Though your admirers identity remained a secret, his attempts to woo you never ceased and the longer your one sided correspondence went on, the more he seemed to notice and learn about you. 

- If you came to work with a book, the sequel was sitting on your desk the next week. If the chain on your necklace broke, a shining new one was in your coat pocket the next day. Soon, inciting actions became irrelevant and your weekly gifts seemed to be naturally tuned to your tastes; as though he knew what you liked or needed like the back of his hand. 

- The gifts were a subtle reminder that you were noticed: a glimpse into the lives of the stars around you and a taste of what was probably all too common for them. Any loneliness you felt was quelled by the existence of this kind stranger and a part of you began to feel as though it didn’t even matter who it was, you’d love them all the same once they’d revealed themselves to you. 

- And as the collection of letters and gifts mounted, you began to suspect the person responsible....

- Enrique Claudin was never someone who you worked very closely with: most orchestra members only needed a quick seam fix or a new button on one of their coats; if anything at all, so it was really no surprise that the two of you rarely interacted.

- But along came the day when he did need your help and with it came a healthy bout of suspicion....

- For a large portion of your interaction, you were completely distracted by the task at hand; busying yourself with sewing a tear in his sleeve. But once you’d asked a question and received no answer, you’d glanced up and found him gazing at you with a dazed expression on his face.

- A repeat of your question; and your eyes meeting his, snapped him out of his trance and you’d offered him a small smile as you finished; watching him excuse himself shyly and deciding that you’ve either earned yourself another admirer or found the man that you’d been looking for. 

- The only problem with that being that he disappeared no more than a few weeks later; accusations of murder hot on his missing heels....

- But the gifts never stopped and though you wanted to believe that they were from somebody who hadn’t dropped off the face of the earth due to crimes of the highest and most threatening degree, you couldn’t shake the unnerving feeling that your admirer might have also been a murderer and that he’d managed to evade the police all while being holed up in the same area that you were all but trapped in. 

- And yet, you never mention it to the police. 

- At times you’ll reason with yourself that it’s just because there’s so little evidence that you don’t want to feel silly by mentioning it, but you know that that’s not entirely true. You don’t have a logical reason as to why you hide it, you just do: thumbing the most recent card in your pocket as they walk away from your interrogation. 

- Maybe you should have said something, who knows? 

- What you do know is that a few months later, you’re alone in one of the wings of the theater, finishing your work in the darkening room you’ve made into your office as one of the many productions rages on on the other side of the opera. 

- You’re just about to blow your candles out and leave when you hear a knock at your door, turning to see one of the performers in your doorway who bows and states that he’s been sent to get you so that you could fix up a small accident on one of the dresses. 

- Obediently and naively, you follow him, allowing him to take your arm and lead you to where you’re meant to go but as he begins to pull you away from where you assume you’re supposed to be, you begin to feel uneasy. 

- He answers none of your questions and as you come across an unfamiliar door, your anxiety rises and you begin to stammer, threatening to scream before you open your mouth and shout for help, your cries drowned out by the opera before his hand stifles the sound.

- Soon enough, you’re being dragged through the maze of tunnels and staircases that make up the Paris sewer system, the mans grip on you never breaking; even as you struggle against him. He rambles on about how he won’t harm you, that he’ll watch over you and that you’ll be safe, and though his voice is gentle and kind, you can’t help but be frightened; especially when he begins to speak about you staying down there with him. 

- You panic even more then, your heart racing as your fate begins to dawn on you, your head swimming until you hear him say a very particular phrase. It shakes the fog from your brain immediately and you search your mind for where you’ve heard it before, suddenly realizing that it was in one of the letters written to you by your secret admirer.

- Instinctively, your heels plant themselves into the ground, the action stopping the two of you in your spots as you gaze at him in a different kind of shock than before. 

“You’re him. …The man from the letters.” You say, no other words able to come out as the two of you lock eyes. 

He doesn’t seem the least bit surprised by your sudden statement while he replies. “Well of course I am. Who else would I be?”

“Who are you.” You ask but his answer isn’t nearly as instantaneous as before. 

- He seems to mull over the decision before relenting, softly admitting to you that he is Enrique as you take in the revelation, listening carefully to his words, his voice suddenly sounding familiar. He explains himself rather clearly then, his previously delusional rambles morphing into confessions of love, shyly recounting the lovestruck actions that took place right under your nose. 

- And though you know just how dangerous he can be, you have the sudden impression that he wouldn’t be able to hurt a fly, and right now you are a fly: a fly caught in a spiders web, unsure of how to feel and blind to what may or could be coming. 

- Wordlessly, you allow him to move you once again, following him as he leads you further, glancing back at you every now and again as though he doesn’t want to take his eyes off of you; for seemingly various reasons. 

- You aren’t sure why you do it; perhaps because you know there’s no winning right then and there or because you want to see what this is going to lead to, but you do it all the same and soon enough, he’s leading you into a quaint room, furnished with old tables and chairs and instruments. In the back of the room there’s a sewing machine and stacks of fabric and thread and it hits you now more than ever that he’s been waiting for you for quite some time. 

- He assures you somewhat nervously that this new home of yours isn’t finished as he sits you down at the table next to the piano but you aren’t really listening. 

“I can’t stay here.” You say in a bit of a daze, so overwhelmed that you’re feeling lightheaded. 

“Don’t be silly, of course you can.” He replies, busying himself with tidying up things you don’t care to really pay attention to. 

“No ...no I have my work, and my-”

“You don’t have to worry about work anymore. And there’s the machine in the corner for anything you want to create for yourself.” He assures you kindly, as though this situation is much more normal than it actually is. 

“But I hardly even know you.”

“You know me,” he insists. “I’ve always been with you, watching you, taking care of you. Haven’t I taken care of you? I love you and I will for the rest of my life, and once you open your heart to me, once you give me a chance, I’m sure that you’ll love me too. You just have to remember me, the me you knew before they poisoned you against me.”

You’re silent until he speaks again. “Will you do that for me?”

- You’re quiet for a long moment before you finally come to your decision. 

“I can try.”

- Enrique isn’t terribly big on public displays of affection: he’s much too meek and finds a lot of it too improper; especially if you like to believe that you got together before he became the phantom. He prefers behaving in a way that isn’t expressly romantic, so most of the people around you will either know that you’re together from word of mouth or from the affection that you choose to give him. 

- As I said before: you’re responsible for most of the affection in your relationship; though he does tend to touch you more whenever the two of you are alone together. His love language definitely revolves around gift giving, acts of service, and declarations of love; when he can find the right words, more than it does physical affection so don’t be worried if/when he keeps his distance. 

- Interlocked elbows. If it wasn’t obvious from what I’ve said already: Enrique enjoys acting like a perfect gentlemen; though it arguably just comes naturally to him, so he’ll typically escort you around with your arms crossed over each others; usually before he takes both your hands in his to say a gentle and somewhat prolonged goodbye. 

- Kissing him on the cheek. He can’t help but smile or melt whenever you do so; it’s an easy way to brighten his mood and take his mind off of whatever may be bothering him. 

- Soft, pure kisses. 

- He mainly calls you by your given name but on occasion, he might choose to call you darling, dear, or dearest one instead. He’s oftentimes pretty old fashioned and respectful with his pet names so don’t expect anything too modern or childish; though he doesn’t protest to you calling him those sorts of things. 

- Sorry to disappoint but Enrique seems like the type of fellow to sleep in a different bed than his significant other. Although, considering the fact that you probably don’t have enough space for two separate beds, he’ll most likely settle for sharing one; if you insist that it doesn't make you uncomfortable. You’ll typically either cuddle him yourself or; at least, nestle into the space beside him while he lays on his back, his hands folded over his stomach/chest. 

- The two of you will definitely have to work on his trust issues and his willingness to let you leave his lair but all of the struggle you go through will make things better in the long run. You can’t stay cooped up down there forever and it’s much healthier for you both to know that you’re down there by choice, not by force.

- Spending almost all your time together. You’re the one person he really converses with and longs to have in his life and he grows lonely without the constant comfort of your presence. He needs you near; oftentimes for no real reason at all, so get used to him cause you’re not gonna get rid of him any time soon.

- Him randomly coming to check on you just because he wanted to see and/or sit with you.

- Sneaking him down things that he might need or enjoy; especially when suspicions are high. He always thanks you earnestly, though he might insist that you shouldn’t have risked putting yourself in harms way just to get him a gift. 

- Cooking for him. He doesn’t really know how to do it himself; at least not well, so it’s either you’re making him something or he’s stealing something from the opera houses dining area; it’s all up to your culinary skill set.

- Massaging his hands.

- Assisting him whenever he plays his music: getting him food when he’s in the middle of something important, playing the piano keys to help him get in tune, helping gather and put his sheet music in order, etc. It’s nice to return the favor since he takes care of you so much.

- Enrique is incredibly protective of his music so you should always consider it an honor whenever he does decide to share it with you. Very few people have the pleasure and believe me when I say: it is a pleasure.

- Constantly receiving fresh bouquets of flowers. He’ll usually gather them from the different opera actresses dressing rooms, since he knows very few of them will actually stop to notice that they’re missing. 

- Though he isn’t rich by any means, Enrique always does his best to provide and care for you, and if that meant giving you the shirt off his back, he would. He’d spoil you until he completely ran out and he’d consider your smile and happiness to be worth any hardship that might have come from it.

- Being patient with and offering him support. You try your best to let him know that you’re willing to stand by him until things are okay again and that you don’t mind that he’s in a tough spot “right now”, which is something he really appreciates.

- Reassuring him that you do truly love him. In his eyes, he’s just a disfigured old man and you’re a beautiful young woman with the whole world ahead of you; of course he’s going to feel a bit insecure from time to time. Just tell him that you only have eyes for him and refuse to let him believe otherwise and soon enough, he’ll feel a whole lot better.

- He always tries his best to be understanding with you as well and he’s oftentimes very successful, patiently brushing off any apologies with an “everyone has their off days” and trusting that you’ll learn to overcome whatever’s bothering you; or your initial distrust of him.

- The thing about Enrique is that he wants you to be happy; he really does, but he also deludes himself into thinking that you will be happy or that you already are happy, or that somebody has made you not like something and that he’ll just have to teach you to like and understand it’s importance again. It’s why he’ll occasionally make decisions for you without thinking twice about it, because you do agree with him, don’t you?

- Sometimes, he’s so sure of what he’s saying that you can’t help but begin to feel sure of it too. You at least know that he truly believes that you’ll be happy and/or okay which usually manages to help ease your nerves regardless of the situation at hand.

- I can imagine that he’d try to make your “new home” more comfortable and to your liking even before you decide to live with him so don’t be surprised if things suddenly begin to go missing and/or when you find them scattered around his lair.

- He’s very adamant about you doing what you love and enjoying yourself without the stress of trying to make it into work. If you have a hobby then he’ll indulge it happily, doing whatever he can to help you improve and make sure that you’re comfortable.

- He absolutely adores whenever you hum or softly sing around him; regardless of how talented you “technically” are.

- The first few nights you stayed with him down in his lair, he wordlessly played you a lullaby to help you sleep and ever since, whenever you’re stressed or can’t manage to rest, he’ll pick up his violin or sit down at his piano and play you that same little lullaby, watching happily as it helps calm you down.

- He’s arguably going to be at least somewhat older than you so you’ll oftentimes get to listen to stories about him from his youth or the hundred different plays that he’s helped put on: whether he’s telling you about the actors, the plots of the plays themselves, or describing the music he played to you.

- Him fussing and worrying over you whenever you seem even the slightest bit worse for wear. You have to be in perfect health or he’ll act as though you’re terminally ill.

- He notices immediately whenever somethings off so you never have to “inform him” that you’re upset. You’ll just have to sit there and be yourself and he’ll notice somethings changed about your character and ask if you’re alright.

- Keeping him in check. He’s a nice guy who was down on his luck and stretched too thin: he’s not a bad person and you make sure that he knows that and that he tries his best to be good again. And oftentimes he listens, though occasionally he will ignore you, thinking of you as a bleeding heart that is just too sensitive or innocent to understand how important something is.

- Candlelit evenings. As fond as he’s grown of the dark and as much as it’s beginning to grow on you, you’ve also got to; ya know, see, so get used to the orange glow and the heat that comes from the open flames.

- Occasionally changing things up and camping out in a different place overnight whenever the operas sewers get a little too monotonous. You’ve got hundreds of rooms to pick from so just say the words and he’ll find the key.

- Late night strolls.

- Sitting down with him and listening to the opera overhead.

- Playing little games like checkers or chess with him. It’s just something fun and relaxing to do while you try and pass the time in the gloom of his dark new home.

- Almost giving yourself away whenever someone brings up “the ghost of the opera”. You just can’t help but snort or begin to interject whenever they bring up his appearance, it sounds nothing like him!

- Due to the fact that you’ve effectively been kidnapped by him, you’re likely to remove his mask the first time you’re in his lair. And unlike the other phantoms, he remains somewhat calm, almost tearfully waiting for your reaction, hoping that it won’t be fear or disgust. 

- He’s always slightly possessive but it’s oftentimes not really noticeable. It’s just because he thinks of everything he puts effort into as being “sacred”; something that means a lot to him and that’s constantly in danger of being stolen away.

- Enrique is a lot less likely to kill because of jealousy; compared to some of the other phantoms, but he does have his limits. Regardless, he mainly just insists that you don’t do something or hides you away from the world whenever he deems it necessary; i.e. thinks there’s someone out there threatening your relationship. 

- Your safety is the one thing he is absolutely willing to kill for no matter the situation. He does not play around when it comes to your life and he’s highly protective of you. 

- It’s borderline impossible to argue with him: he just sits and sulks whenever he’s criticized or yelled at so you’re kind of forced to have an actual discussion with him whenever there’s a problem in your relationship. 

- Because of this, you typically work things out pretty quickly and you go back to being a happy couple in; at most, an hour. He’s very earnest with his apologies so it’s typically very easy to forgive him. 

- He tells you that he loves you very easily. It’s just a fact to him by now so why would he have a problem with saying it?

- Sorry honey, but you’re stuck with him for the rest of your life whether you like it or not. If someone wants to take you away from him, they'll have to rip you from his cold, dead hands. 

#enrique claudin imagine #enrique claudin headcanons #enrique claudin headcanon #enrique claudin imagines #phantom of the opera 1943 #poto 1943 imagine #phantom of the opera imagine #phantom of the opera headcanon #phantom of the opera headcanons #phantom of the opera imagines

[rose-bookblood]

When the Stars Alight appreciation week — Day 3

I was without internet connection for two days, so now I gotta catch up!

When the Stars Alight is @aninkwellofnectar's debut novel, first in the Essence of the Equinox series.

Day 3: Favourite themes/tropes

Opposites — I've already said in my post for day 1 that the motifs of light/dark, summer/winter, life/death were one of the selling points for me, so I don't think there's much to add. I loved the continued contrast between Soleterea and Mortos and, by extension, Laila and Darius.

King (princess) and Lionheart — The dynamic of a person in power, be it royal or military, and their loyal guard is simply impeccable. And, once again, serves some delicious opposition between Laila's composure and finesse, and Lyra's hotheadedness and penchant for resolving problems with actions, rather than words. After reading WTSA's sequel, We Will Devour the Night, I can say the way their relationship progresses has me hooked for the finale.

Complicated mother-daughter relationship — One of the traits I mentioned when I talked about why Laila is my favourite character in WTSA, on day 2, was her insecurity. That insecurity stems from her turbulent relationship with her mother Amira, a compelling character herself. Paired with this dynamic that I love to find in media, the writing for both Laila and Amira made for a subplot I'm always eager to return to.

Literal heartlessness — This is such a niche and specific trope, but I'm obsessed with fantasy that explores the idea of a character being heartless in the most literal sense. It's hard to find on purpose — what am I gonna do, google "books where a character has their heart taken away"? —, but when I do, such as in the case of WTSA, it's always a wonderful surprise.

#wtsaweek2023 #if y'all dare ask me if i have mommy issues 🔪 #c'mon it should be clear by now that i have /daddy/ issues

[fictionadventurer]

I hate that everything is being rebooted, but the one and only show I’d want to see rebooted is Remington Steele. Because it’s such a fun premise, but they wasted a lot of the potential because they focused so much on the romance angle.

(Actually, I want to reboot it, because Hollywood would make it More Sexy and a lot of the problems stem from Focusing on the Sexy.)

Possible changes:

Keep the general premise of “female private eye invents a fictitious male boss so people will hire her”, but get rid of Murphy. It doesn’t make much sense that they’d have to invent a fictional male boss when they already had a male detective on the firm.

We could gender-flip Murphy, perhaps. Create a partner female detective who doesn’t believe that this elaborate charade is necessary and keeps trying to convince Laura to abandon it. It would be nice to see Laura have some female friends, and just have different female detective perspectives.

If we must have the love triangle (with Steele as someone pulling Laura away from a more conventional partner) you could have Murphy be a non-detective potential love interest. But it’s not necessary because the other side of the plot is much more interesting.

Namely: Steele’s identity is assumed by a con man who has been in the criminal world for so long that he literally doesn’t remember his real name. How can you focus on the romance angle when you have that as a plot?

There would be a much longer period of doubt over whether or not to trust this guy. And he’d have a harder time adjusting to the detective role. Not just because his knowledge of detective work comes from movies (which is hilarious and we should absolutely keep it) but because his crime knowledge comes from criminals. There should be more temptation to use criminal methods. More people from his past who present dangers. And a lot more character exploration of what it means for him to suddenly have a “real” identity with a job and a house and a history.

The main trouble with a reboot is that I have no idea how you’d recast Steele. Who among current actors can pull off the “extremely handsome and debonair and mysterious but also a huge idiot goofball” vibe that Steele requires? I suppose one could consider casting Brosnan again, but then everyone would expect a sequel series, and I want a full reboot so we can fully explore the missed potential of the premise.

#random thought of the day #yes this was sparked by thatscarletflycatcher mentioning pierce brosnan #i expect none of you to care about this weird unstreamable '80s show but i will tell you anyway #actually this isn't the only time this premise disappointed me #kate stradling's 'kingdom of ruses' was the first book of hers i read #because i was ecstatic over the idea of 'fantasy remington steele' #and it still did not do what i wanted with the premise #which only intensifies my belief that i must be the one to reboot this #in the alternate universe wherein i have any chance of getting a tv show made

[captainsimagines]

hunting the fates || one

Summary: When the repercussions of giving up your Immortality come back to haunt you, a journey to Hell seems to be the only solution. With the help of your friends, both old and new, you set out on a journey to destroy the three Fates who have messed with your life long enough. There you discover that your power extends further than you ever thought possible, as does the Winter Soldier’s. Hell isn’t for the weak-hearted—good thing you’re determined to turn your cursed heart from stone to muscle again, no matter what it takes.

Pairing(s): Bucky Barnes x (Fem) POC Enhanced Reader; Sam Wilson x Female Original Character

Trope: Fantasy/Mythology/Horror; Soulmates/Mates; Angst/Fluff/Smut; Bisexual! Bucky Barnes; Multiple POV’s

Based on the Song(s): ‘Power’ by Isak Danielson ; ‘Breakfast’ by Dove Cameron ; ‘Darkside’ by Neoni ; ‘Bow - Slowed’ by Reyn Hartley

AO3 Link

Warnings: strong language; inaccurate Greek mythology; mentions of infertility; mentions of slavery

Word Count: 6,100+

Author’s Note: Oh my Gods! Here we go with the fantasy sequel! I’m so excited for this, you guys have no idea. Like I’ve stated, the Greek mythology is both accurate and inaccurate on purpose so do not bully me lmao. Every song is for a certain character or couple! You can guess who “Bow-Slowed” is for... wink wink! xxMoni

~

The temperature was cool in Hell.

Or at least, moderate.

The exact word was lost for Bucky Barnes, who was hurdled through time and space and fuck-all after being tossed into a fiery portal and landing on a plush, red carpet in the middle of the most impressive room he has ever seen. One crane of the neck and he took in the castle’s black walls, adorned with intricately carved designs—statues that sat in their own miniature thrones; gargoyles of winged angels…or demons…with wide open mouths and silent screams; pillars indented with a language he did not understand.

There were doors everywhere. In front of him, to his sides, probably behind. Beautiful black wood that curved in arches and squares. Through some, he swears he sees eyes of all colors staring back. Through others, pure darkness.

He’s positive the portal already closed and trapped him in whatever alternate universe this was.

But Bucky Barnes knew where he was. He would be an absolute idiot to ask.

Hell. Bucky literally landed in Hell.

Every original perception he had of Hell painted a land of chaos. Endless screaming from the poor or deserving souls trapped in the rivers, that damned three-headed dog aiming for necks, fire engulfing even the tightest corners. But what greeted him was comfortable quiet, the way a throne room usually functioned. The air was clean and absent of the smell of iron. Not one lick of fire started at his feet.

“I see you put up a fight.”

And upon that throne of beautifully carved wood that could also possibly be bone—was the most beautiful man Bucky Barnes has ever seen.

Black hair with highlighted blue when reflected with light, blue flame lightly touching his fingertips, and tattoos of such terrific and complicated designs stemming from his exposed collarbones, to the other areas of pale skin. In fact, he may be covered in ink. The man—the God—before him was sculpted brilliantly, stretching the confines of his dark grey dress shirt and tailored black pants. A black, cashmere scarf lay loose upon his broad shoulders and down to his seated hips. Those dark blue eyes were almost black. With his left foot resting on his right knee and his sliced jawline leaning on a tattooed hand, the God of the Underworld was the picture of casual and detached elegance. Seemingly disinterested in what just landed at the foot of his throne.

Bucky felt a shudder beside him, then realized he was still holding something—someone in his arms.

Shortcake.

He loosened his grip, only to have you fling from his arms and into a standing position. Heavy footsteps, green light illuminating from the ends of your hair, and then—

“Maxwell told me you were feisty.”

Maxwell, at the corner of Bucky’s eye, flinched. Not frightened, but guilty and ashamed.

To Bucky’s ultimate horror, you growled and spit at the base of the throne. “Bastard!”

The God of the Underworld’s disinterested expression brightened, his smile widening. “Charming, too.”

Sam pushed against Bucky’s shoulder, ordering him to stand down. Bucky blinked a few times to focus, his vision white around the edges and his arms suddenly cold.

Hell is hot. Why is he cold?

“But my name is not bastard—” The God stood to his full height, dwarfing you and emitting such a punch of command, Bucky wavered. “My name is Hades.”

“That’s not your real name,” you said, teasing along every word. As if you were tempting the God to smite you, to curse you, to dismiss you—Bucky knows you’re buying time to assess the room, the situation.

Hades grinned, his chuckle barely restrained. “And in time, you’ll learn it.”

Sam made sure to stand to Bucky’s right, leaving his metal arm free. They’ve both adopted slightly defensive stances, but have remained more cautious than anything. Sam doesn’t need to voice it—Bucky knows they’re both terrified of your boldness.

“What gives you the right?” you yelled, green light unfurling from your fingertips. “First the Fates fuck with all our lives and now you want to get involved? Why is it up to us to help you? Deal with it yourself!”

It’s at that moment that Bucky noticed two other people in the room. Or…one person and one—what in the world?

A gorgeous, golden-haired woman standing to the right side of Hades’s throne snorted softly, rolling her…red…eyes when you glared at her. Her wavy hair extended to the middle curve of her back, and the baby hairs at her forehead curled from the humidity Bucky had not yet noticed. She was blushed in her high cheeks, and wearing black leathers that covered every inch of her, but did not hide her strong figure. A fighter, Bucky realized, who protected the throne and the God sitting on it.

But it’s the chains wrapped around her wrists, unconnected and functioning as bracelets. Chains that weren’t decorative, but rather unchosen. The cold in Bucky’s veins deepened into a burning rage, like dry ice, from the sight.

A slave. Not a fighter. A slave that Hades has as his right hand—

“Your defiance, trickery, game—whatever you want to call it, has chosen you. Those damn crones were waiting for an out. By blindsiding them, they blindsided me.”

“Not. My. Problem,” you seethed.

“It’s all our problems!” A voice, light as a butterfly, fluttered from behind Hades’s shoulder. Bucky recognized it as a female voice, a voice soft like a feather’s touch, but close to a battle cry. Her words weren’t meant to be vicious, almost like she raised her voice for the purpose of being seen.

A figure the size of Bucky’s wrist-to-palm ratio, lightly levitating above Hades’s shoulder and formed purely of water, emerged. She was graceful as water is graceful, with blue hair with white highlights. But her hair floated around her ears, behind her, like calm ocean waves. Her facial features were difficult to see from far away, but Bucky could clearly make out pretty silver eyes, a delicate nose, and plump lips. Her skin wasn’t skin, but water too. Blue—she’s completely blue. Her sheer dress left nothing to the imagination, so her body was completely visible. Nipples, toned stomach, even the slit between her legs. But modesty seemed nonexistent, especially for a creature as exquisite as her, so Bucky doesn’t dwell on it. He focused instead on her lithe movements, until she was fully visible and standing proudly on Hades’s shoulder.

Her feet might be Bucky’s favorite feature of hers—feet absent of toes, and instead arched and looped, like an elf’s boot.

A water sprite.

In Hell.

The water sprite continued, “They have cursed humans and Gods alike for too long!”

“How—” Sam said, raising his hands. “Is that our problem?”

“Do you take no responsibility?” Hades said through a grin.

“I would be more hospitable, man. You’ve just sucked us through the Portal of Hell, sending a goddamn lackey in your place. We aren’t in the mood for an interrogation.”

The absolute balls on Sam, Bucky thinks. To stare down the literal Devil with a steady voice.

Fuck.

“I’m not his lackey, ” Maxwell scoffed. “We figured you’d come willingly if you saw a friendly face.”

“The portal sucked us in and you looked like you were in pain,” Bucky heard you say before the water sprite hopped from Hades’s shoulder and to the arm of the throne. Her hair floated behind her, droplets falling but evaporating before it reached her feet.

Maxwell shrugged. “If I do not want to leave this realm, then it’s painful. I didn’t plan on staying so long on Earth.” His tone was near mocking.

“I am not a being who kidnaps.” Hades waved a bored hand through the air. “If you want to go, go.”

It’s a trick. They wouldn’t have gone through so much trouble and created a massive scene in a fucking Denny’s if it wasn’t serious. They were planning on keeping everyone in this realm for a while longer.

Bucky could hear you breathing through your nose. Your fingers clenched your sweater, then unclenched when you rolled your neck. Bucky had seen the excitement in your eyes tonight. A good meal, a walk around the nearby blocks, perhaps a trip into each other’s beds. That was promised. And now someone other than you and him have broken that promise, tarnished this night—the night you were both ready to move on fully. The first step of many.

Now, no one moves.

“Smart humans,” Hades clicked. He slowly sat back down, leaning backward until he mimicked slouching. “If you go, then the Fates are set loose forever. I do not know where they are. And since it was your fate—" He pointed at all three of you. “You will help me. If you do not, then they have abandoned their posts, leaving your realm in chaos for the foreseeable future. Even with the rip in the multiverse.”

“Do you exist in only our universe or all the others?” Sam asked.

“Only this one.”

“So, Greek mythology is…real?”

Hades chuckled. “In this universe, Norse and Greek are real. So are parts of other human religions. In other universes, I do not know.”

At this, Bucky pondered. It isn't like his Jewish faith is shaken—it's been rocky for a long time. Still, he can't help the feeling of loss.

The golden-haired woman stepped forward, looking to Hades before she spoke. He gave her a slight bow of the head. “The Fates have been terrorizing the Gods and humans alike for centuries. Fate is just a made up word for their fun. With them scattered, we cannot employ new Fates.”

Sam cleared his throat before saying, “It’s that easy? You can just replace people who have been doing this job for centuries?”

The woman snarled at being interrupted. Sam doesn’t verbally apologize, but he does avoid her glowing red eyes.

“They must die for us to search for new Fates—Better Immortals who will not use their gifts for sport.”

“Elva is right,” Hades agreed. “All of us in this room have been plagued by their games.”

“What. Games.” Your voice sent violent shivers down Bucky’s spine.

This means…Bucky understands what it means.

He understands, he understands—

“Sam Wilson,” Hades started. “From what I know, the Fates were ecstatic when you became the new Captain America. They chose that road for you. As they did with the Falcon.” Then, with a soft sigh, Hades’s expression actually conveyed pity when he said, “Riley was never supposed to make it.”

Sam’s lips thinned as he stared. And stared.

Then, “They killed Riley?”

A statement of deathly promise.

Hades gave a curt nod before continuing. “I hear they call you Shortcake. But you’re more than that…Aren’t you? Princess…Goddess.”

Bucky watched as your chest rose and fell. His hands ached for you, to count your heartbeats and match them with his.

“If they killed Riley,” Hades lamented, even if there was no personal grief behind his words. “Then I know you know what that means for you.”

Ari.

Your fists clenched and remained clenched, as did your eyes.

Bucky’s going to do it. One more blasted second and he’ll run up to you, hold you, carry you out of here to wherever he can. Every single time you experienced the pain of losing Ari all over again—every single time he experienced the pain of losing Steve—it hurt like fucking Hell.

“Hades,” you breathed, your voice dripping with hatred for the man or for the situation, Bucky didn't know. “Were they responsible for Bucky’s fall from the train?”

A pause, then a jut of his chin.

“His capture?”

Silence. The same jut.

“His torture? His shit luck? His time lost? Steve leaving him?”

A muscle in Hades’s jaw jumped as he confirmed, “All of it. And when you became mortal, that’s when their fun ended. Because they never intended for you two to be—”

“Hades!” the water sprite exclaimed, shaking her small head. “That is not what we discussed!”

Hades rolled his eyes, but his lips twitched in amusement. Bucky’s breath had stalled while you listed everything the Fates were responsible for.

About him. About his life. The life that was stolen from him. The time that was stolen from him.

Before he could voice it, however, you beat him to it.

“Then point me in the direction of the first Fate bitch.”

~

    Elva is tasked with leading the three of you to your rooms. Three separate rooms, all in the same hallway, on the sixth level of the palace. You don’t trust yourself to complain about it—how the three of you would much rather share a room and not be separated so you could watch each other’s backs each passing second.

You don’t trust yourself to speak at all. If you did, your voice would have demanded these things and more. Demanded to know how to get back to your realm, to know how much time had passed, to be told every single detail about this palace. This prison for however long Hades decided to keep you here. Or at least, until you murdered the Three Fate bitches.

“This is yours,” Elva instructed Sam, not bothering to look behind her. You had half a mind to attack her from behind, to hold her down and rip those answers from her throat, but you refrained. And not because you were above violence, but because Elva didn’t deserve it.

“Does it lock from the inside or the outside?” Sam asked, running an unconcerned finger along the fine wood.

Elva released a noise that sounded like a snort, though her face was absent of humor. “The inside. You are not prisoners.”

“If we go, our realm is thrown into chaos that’s possibly worse than a multiverse intrusion. If we stay, we’re essentially reluctant guests,” Bucky explained. Most of his attention was focused to Elva’s dangling hands, but you could see he was mapping out the hallway’s twists and turns.

The idea that this was your fault ate away at you slowly. With each step to your assigned room, with every breath you took.

Ari had done a selfless, brave thing. You allowed mortality into your bloodstream. Sam took demon claws to the abdomen in order to save you. And this was how you’re repaid?

You returned a demon to Hell. You cured a group of Immortals who simply wanted to have a regular life without the exterior disasters of your passed-down bloodline. You reburied Ari to send his soul to a peaceful afterlife.

And by doing everything right, the Fates are pissed at you for it?

Elva pointed to another room a few doors down from Sam’s. “This is yours, Earthling.”

“I have a name.”

Elva turned around and angled her head slightly. “What would you like to be called?”

No one, not even Sam and Bucky, call you by your real name. On official documents, you’ve opted for a shortened version. Sam has only ever said that shortened version.

Your birth name died with Ari, with your people. Ari was the last person to ever utter it. Even Druig refrains from using it.

So you look Elva in her blood-red eyes, a tic in your jaw. “Earthling is fine.”

She smirked, and angled her head at Sam. “Then that makes you Birdling.”

“Did I say I wanted a nickname?”

Bucky snorted, scratching at his top lip as if that would mask the sound.

Elva smiled at him. Teeth straight and white, but the formation of such a bright smile was intimidating. “I quite like your name. Bucky.”

He involuntarily shivered beside you, and nodded quickly.

Elva turned around and continued down the hallway, pointing at the last door to the right as she announced, “And here’s your room…Buck— ”

“Thank you,” you said promptly, basically dismissing her. Elva does nothing but smile brightly again, obviously faked. With a quick whip around, she left you alone. Her stride was graceful, and with all the confidence of a soldier.

You had seen the chains masked as bracelets. You know Bucky did, too.

Keeping that quiet was bothering you, but it would be smarter to address it another time.

In the quiet, Bucky cleared his throat and suggested, “Should we scope out the rooms as one?”

Together, you swiped the rooms and mapped every anomaly—nicks in the paint, the strength of the mattresses, the sturdiness of the furniture and doors. One thing you all agreed on was that the rooms were grand, furnished for royalty.

Or Gods.

Gothic-themed and luckily clean, the rooms were obviously meant for esteemed guests. Sam pondered if Hades was simply trying to confuse you, to have you feel wanted and protected only to fuck you over tomorrow.

All three rooms were adorned with king-sized beds, blood-red sheets draped over them and bed posts carved with such intricate woodwork, you had to study them closely. On the two against the wall, great dragons looped around the strong wood and burst at the tip, mouths wide in a recorded battle cry. On the two near the end, elegant flames reached their arms to the high ceiling. The walls were painted red and black, Bucky’s differing only slightly with shades of blue and black instead. Rugs that depicted stories about demons, past Hades and Persephone’s, even Gods that had no beef with the Underworld. The rooms were packed with dressers, exquisite dark clothing practically spilling from the drawers and hangers. And the shoes…Even Sam whimpered a little bit.

But in your search, you found nothing amiss. Nothing that screamed bad bad bad besides being trapped here with an ultimatum. As Sam and Bucky complimented their surroundings, you held your breath.

Yes, everything was beautiful. Yes, you could probably sweet talk your way out of here. But the fact remained that half of you, screaming and kicking, wanted revenge.

Revenge that could taint your soul, as loss has frozen your heart.

The other half was entirely with Sam and Bucky, thinking about ways to escape. To gain alternate answers.

The rooms merged into one image in your mind, blurring at the sides and calling your name. Nothing seemed original and glorious anymore.

You had to lie down.

“Okay, so here’s what I think we should do,” Bucky began, instantly falling into Avenger mode. Numbers passing by his vision, plans ABC sprouting as quick as their former. “Gods need to sleep too, right? So we wait until the palace and all its inhabitants go down for the night—”

“There are no windows, dumbass. How will we tell it's night?” Sam deadpanned.

“We’ll assume Hell functions like Earth. If it was night for us, then Hell has got to be—”

Without a word, you slam the door to your assigned room closed, and relish the silence.

Power surged through your veins, but you quickly buried it. The tingling at your fingertips, the tension in your spine—all quieted, like the many times you’ve done it before. The same power that emerged in 1527, the same power in 1864.

Not here. Not again.

You couldn’t risk bringing down this palace with loved ones on the other side of the door. You couldn’t risk it at all.

~

    Sam pursed his lips as he stared at the massive wooden door you had just slammed in his face. Silence spread throughout the dark hallway, lightened only by the shuffling of Bucky’s feet. Donning a stunned expression, Sam watched as Bucky blinked and then turned to him.

Sam motioned him farther down the hall, if only to give you the privacy you wanted. When they entered the room assigned to him, Sam closed the door before he sighed, almost dramatically, “So, what base did you get to before being ripped into Hell?”

Bucky growled, flashing Sam his metal middle finger before flopping face-first onto the surprisingly soft mattress.

“Tell me you at least got to first.”

Bucky grumbled into the sheets, his words unintelligible.

Sam nodded at nothing. He casted bored glances around the room, surveying even the smallest details all over again. It didn’t sit right with him that you were all separated and put onto a nearly abandoned floor. Sure, there were servants cleaning adjacent rooms and mumbling down the halls, but it was vacant nonetheless.

Later, he promised. Later he would venture out into the hallways and gain as much gossip as he could.

“I’ll scout the place later, then—”

“I’m coming with you,” Bucky demanded, moving onto his back.

Sam shook his head. “This dinner isn’t going to go smoothly. I can feel it. You stay here afterwards to see if Shortcake is alright.”

Bucky grumbled again, “You are not going alone.”

“She shouldn’t be left alone, Buck. Hades practically blamed all this on her. Guilt is eating at her. You know it.”

Bucky’s face contorted with pure sympathy. “Then we share the guilt. It’s not our fault, but we played a role nonetheless.” Then, Bucky paused, shooting Sam a good-natured glare. “Do not leave your room at night without me or her.”

Sam forced a neutral expression as he lied, “Okay. I won’t.”

~

    If the throne room was grand, then the dining hall was extraordinary. A place for royalty. Fucking Beauty and the Beast ass shit, Sam marveled.

He has eaten in the wondrous fields and dining halls of Wakanda, thinking nothing could possibly top it.

But this.

Sam had to remind himself he was in another realm, and perhaps his eyes saw things as extra. His human eyes.

He was the only human without enhanced abilities here.

He was fully human, and in Hell.

“Glad you three can make it.”

Hades stunned in a black-on-black suit, nonchalant in his chair and already chewing a piece of cured meat. The water sprite sat at the corner near him, delighting in fruit herself. Where the food went, Sam didn’t know. He could vaguely see the food pass through her throat and downwards, but that was it.

Sam looked at the two people beside him. At Bucky, who had changed nothing of his appearance but removing his gloves. And his Shortcake, who had thrown a shimmering black sweater on instead of keeping the old one. With the sweater, your stone face with a heavy frown, Sam would have guessed the Underworld was a second home to you.

“You want us to eat food down here?” you chuckle, humor lacking. “Do you think we’re stupid?”

Hades paused chewing, his smile growing and stretching as he laughed for real. “That stingy little trick was abolished centuries ago. I couldn’t entertain and have that trick hanging over everyone’s heads, could I?”

Sam’s high school knowledge clicked then.

Persephone and the pomegranate. But Sam sees no women besides the golden-haired beauty and the water sprite. No other woman who could pass for Persephone—not the servants, not the short–time visitors he saw sneaking in through the kitchens. No one.

“Swear it on your Immortal life that if we eat your food, we are not trapped here.”

Hades rolled his eyes but promised, “The food is not enchanted. I can even send a messenger to pick-up human food and bring it back.”

So it is possible to realm hop, just as Maxwell described. Where the green-eyed sonofabitch was hiding, Sam couldn’t tell.

Bucky stepped forward, surveying the grand table and every platter before it. Meats, potatoes, soups, vegetables and fruit, desserts. Every plate had its own burner, its own section.

A literal meal for royalty.

Bucky picked up an apple, throwing it in the air as he said, “We won’t help you if we don’t get something in return.”

Hades smirked. “Besides free range of my palace, my training facilities, my expertise, and my food?” Bucky was better at scowls, so Sam let him give Hades his best one. “I see. Right to the point.”

Sam asked, “What do we get out of this?”

“Besides revenge?”

“Something more.”

Hades quieted for a moment. He glanced at Elva, then to the water sprite beside him, who was munching her cured meat happily. “What do you want?”

Sam thought hard about it. To bargain with the Devil…His Christian mother must be turning over in her grave. Or rolling in the river just outside the palace walls. Sam shook the thought from his head.

So he kept it simple, stopping himself from asking for too much, too fast. “I want revenge, of course. But I want to be able to send my family a message that I’m alright.”

Hades hummed. “A letter system—Got it. Anything else?”

“I want to kill the bitch responsible for what I went through,” Bucky declared, then took his first bite of the red apple. You flinched beside him, your hands clenched into fists, as if ready to knock the fruit from his hands. But as Bucky chewed, nothing out of the ordinary occurred. He swallowed, waited a second, like his mind was wired to yours, and bit into it again.

“That would be Clotho, then. That can be arranged.” Hades turned to you, something devilish flashing in his dark blue eyes. “You?”

You paused, your jaw ticking. “Lachesis is the one who measured Ari’s life?”

Hades threw a grape into the air, ignoring the soft but irked pats from the water sprite, no doubt chastising him for being so careless in a conversation like this. Hades caught the grape in his mouth. “She is the one.”

“The one who measured my life?”

“The very one.”

Sam marked the way you huffed and finally pulled out a seat, four seats away from the God of the Dead himself. “Then I will kill her if you give me my choice back.”

“A cure for magical infertility,” Hades pondered, even if it wasn’t a question. Sam speculated the ways the God could have possibly known that, but that was just it—the God. “You have free use of my library. I hope you find what you’re looking for.”

“That simple?”

Hades gave a tilt of the head. “Did you expect a fight?”

“The God of the Underworld kidnaps us and there isn’t one? Seems a little suspicious to me,” Bucky snorted, reaching over to fill his plate. All the while being heavily scrutinized by the golden warrior studying him. Or…maybe what shone in Elva’s eyes was restrained amusement.

Bucky placed his plate down gently on the placemat made entirely from what looked like real gold, and took the seat beside you. Then pushed his plate gently between the two of you, offering to share.

Hades grunted, lifting his wine glass to his lips. “Those crones have pissed me off for centuries.”

Sam, the last one to relent and sit at the grand table, suggested,“Why not kill them yourself?”

Another eye roll from the great God. “I cannot kill my own Fates. And anyone cursed by them cannot kill them either.”

Sam turned his head in time to see Elva sneer and look down at her feet. It bothered him greatly that she was not given a plate, let alone a seat. Just left standing, her hand on the hilt of her silver sword, watching.

“Is Shortcake not cursed?” Sam asked.

Hades shook his head. “Her grandmother cursed her. The Fates simply found it reasonable and let it slide.”

“My grandmother. The Elementalist who could summon the dead. How does that make sense—her making me live.”

Shrugging, Hades took a long sip from his glass. “Immortality brought about a lot of death for you, didn’t it?”

Bucky grimaced, lifting his own wine glass. Sam was thankful as he changed the subject. “Where’s crone number one?”

“Clotho is our spinner. She spins the thread of human fate, and decides where you go from there. I’d say she’s hiding out on the icy plains of Cocytus.”

“There’s ice in Hell?” Sam asked. He risked taking a bite of the bread, noticing how you still hadn’t eaten a single thing.

Hades narrowed his eyes in response. “And trees, if you’re curious.”

To that, you lifted your head to him. “Where?”

Hades grinned, knowing he struck the correct cord. “My gardens are also free range.”

For a long minute, no one spoke. The water sprite chewed her food happily, smiling up at Hades as he smiled down at her. Sam watched every exchange—when Bucky buttered a piece of bread and handed it to you, mumbling that if he was destined to be stuck down here why not get you trapped here as well, which earned him a soft chuckle.

Sam also noticed the golden warrior studying him, her own grand posture causing him to straighten.

“I did not mean to trap you three in my world,” Hades muttered. “But I saw how you handled the demon. How you dealt with Maxwell, that insufferable idiot. Even Wenrel here was mad at him, and she’s never mad at him.”

At that, the water sprite hid her small face in her transparent hands.

“I am at a loss. The only Gods who will aid me in this are Hermes and Hecate. But they are Gods, their power only stretching so far when it comes to the Fates.”

“These literal Gods aren’t fighters?” you deadpanned.

Hades shook his head. “You don’t have to be a fighter to be a God and you don’t have to be a God to be a fighter.”

“We barely held down a demon,” Sam explained. “You expect us to hold the Moirai?”

“I think you three expect so little of what you can actually do.”

“Do not speak like the Crones, Hades,” Elva ordered. Sam braced himself for the God’s reprimand, for his hand to swing backward and strike her—anything that gave Sam a reason to leap over this table and twist his neck. But Hades did nothing of the sort. He regarded the warrior with a gentle smirk and a wave of his hand. A friendly wave, one contradicting the chains around her wrists and the seriousness of her face.

“Elva will also offer her sword. And teach you three how to wield your own.”

“So a bullet won’t do?” Bucky joked, swishing his wine around.

“Mortal instruments are not key here, Soldier. As with demons, we kill our own with our own,” Elva clarified.

No nickname for Bucky, my ass.

“And you’ll have the aid of Maxwell, Wenrel, and myself. Don’t you worry.” Hades mocked a bow the best he could sitting down.

This was all too crazy. Sam remembers the stories Steve shared that one week of calm after bringing everyone back—of how he visited space, another planet. Sam had joked that Steve had finally seen the whole world. That nothing could possibly live up to the bright colors of space jumping.

But here Sam was, trapped yet welcomed in the realm of middle school curiosity. Of mythology kids picked up for a few months, reveled in, then moved on from. In a realm of fantasy, even if his life proved anything but.

Thor is a Norse God. Loki, too. Sam shouldn’t be surprised he’s had a run-in with yet another God. Except this one needs his help.

Sam isn’t big on ego, but this is boosting his a Hell of a lot. Pun intended.

“For now,” Hades stood, buttoning his suit jacket. “Get some rest. You wake early tomorrow.”

~

    A knock on the door stirred you from your thoughts. You’ve been seated on the red velvet chair, looking at yourself in the mirror for however long it took to make your back strain. In Tenochtitlan, you had your own in your sitting room. One where your maids brushed your hair and adorned you with jewels. Then another during your limited stay at Versailles, but the glass wasn’t as impressive. The jewels were, however. This one, with its fine metal work and reflection dusted in glitter, outranked them all.

Brushing through your hair, you cleared your throat. “Come in.”

Bucky entered, smiling shyly. He came to sit beside you, his scooting narrowly throwing you off the chair itself until he gripped your hips and placed you on his lap. You were nearer his knee, but the sensation was all the same. With a small gasp, you met his eyes in the mirror. Eyes that glimmered with the knowledge of what emotions he just caused.

Stealing one silk hair-tie from the beautiful, onyx bowl beside all the perfumes, Bucky moved to tie his hair back. A tight bun, but one that failed to catch the tendrils of hair in the front from falling forward and framing his face.

“I don’t know how to start apologizing,” you began, but Bucky raised an eyebrow.

“Then don’t.”

You sighed, “This is all kinds of fucked up.”

“Are you worried he’s lying?”

You shrugged, sighing again when Bucky’s hands came up to run smoothly over your shoulders and back down. Over and over. “He mentioned other Gods. And yet, the myths aren’t real.”

“What do you mean?” Bucky asked, his eyebrows scrunching.

“Where the fuck is Persephone? If Hermes and Hecate are real, if the myth of the pomegranate is real, then where is she?”

Bucky grumbled, “Don’t even, for one second, think that you are Persephone.”

“My power involves life.”

“Yeah, and your literal soulmate was a human. If your fate was to be the Goddess of Spring, why did the Fates fuck with you at all?”

Bucky made a valid point. You know you’re an Elementalist—a being able to control one or many natural elements in the world, even those not classified as such. You know you’re a Mutant—a being born with a genetic mutation that was the sole reason for such power, hunted by demons themselves. You know you’re Mother Nature—yet another myth who’s sole purpose was to shape the Earth.

But Hades did call you a God. And Thor did compare you to other Gods who wielded similar power. Being the Goddess of Spring would be the cherry on top—but you’ve never quite liked cherries.

“I can’t produce offspring so we know I’m not Demeter, either.”

Bucky shuddered, and your laugh vibrated from your back into his chest. “Don’t—” Bucky laughed. “Don’t even suggest that.”

Your laugh only grew. You turned your face to him, your lips only centimeters apart. “What if I’m just not a Greek God?”

Bucky glanced down at the small space, his breath hitching the slightest bit. “That would make sense. You’re not Greek.”

Slowly, you nodded. You looked down at Bucky’s lips as well. Such perfect, pink miracles.

Six months. You’ve deprived yourself of Bucky’s taste for six months. For good reason, for a healthy and valid reason, but still. Now those sugar-spun lips were parting, and his hot breath mingled with yours, and your room wasn’t even that close to Sam’s—

A splash of water sounded from the door, slapping against the floor rapidly.

“Oh! Almost there, almost there—and!—Whoo!”

Wenrel, the water sprite, had shimmied her way underneath the crack of the door. Both you and Bucky turned, wide-eyed and confused.

Wenrel stood, all six inches of her, and placed her hands on her hips. Her glittering dress moved in the same direction as her hair, floating and curling. “The handsome one was not in his room so I decided to check in here.”

Bucky blushed, his lips twitching with the threat of a smile. “Uh, yeah. I’m in here.”

Wenrel skipped and shortened the distance between you, hopping onto a nearby chair, then leaped and pulled herself onto the dresser. There she sat on the overturned brush you were just using, crossing her legs as she leaned back on her hands, and smiled.

“I wasn’t talking about you. I was talking about the handsome one.”

Your grin widened. “Sam?”

“Ouch?” Bucky feigned offense.

Wenrel giggled. “Sam…the handsome one! You are the gorgeous one, Soldier.”

Bucky smiled truly now. “That’s better.”

“Wait,” you paused, blinking. “Sam isn’t in his room?”

Wenrel shook her head, and as she did small droplets of water sprung free and evaporated mid-air. “He went exploring, it seems.”

Bucky scoffed, already moving you off his lap so he could stand. “Mr. ‘I’m afraid of ghosts’, went exploring?”

“Probably for entrances and exits,” Wenrel divulged, her tone similar to those telling ghost stories. She giggled again as she witnessed Bucky puffing his chest. You blinked down at her, cocking an eyebrow. She giggled at you, too.

“Only entrance and exit he’s about to know is my foot entering his ass and exiting his mouth.”

With that, Bucky unhooked the gun from the back of his belt and removed the safety. You didn’t even know he had it on him.

“C’mon, Goddess,” Bucky urged, throwing open the bedroom door. The nickname wasn’t out of spite or jokes. Bucky said it like he had all the others—with the absolute intention of making your knees weak. Wenrel hopped onto your shoulder and made herself at home.

“We’ve got birdling to catch.”

~ 

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[marisramblings]

Why Makishima Shogo seems like the better antagonist

I’m too scared to post this on the psycho-pass subreddit. I’m also eight years behind on this discourse.

Intro:

I almost didn’t watch Pyscho-Pass season 2 for two reasons. First, I doubted that season 2 would live up to the legacy of season 1. I’ve seen many sequels ruin an amazing series. Second, I read so many comments about how season 2 was bad and not worth watching. The thing is, I loved season 1and I loved the cast, including our villains. I renewed my Crunchyroll subscription, to watch JJK 0, and found myself on Psycho-Pass.

Season 2 is fantastic. It’s not as amazing as season 1, but I’ve never held the belief that a sequel must top its predecessor. As long as it’s a quality story, it’s worth the watch. Now, like a lot of other basic ass anime fans, I didn’t like Kamui Kirito, our new main antagonist. Part of this dislike could be because I love Makishima Shogo. He is my homicidal meow meow and was a fantastic villain. When I finished the season, I finally figured out why Kamui feels so lackluster in comparison.

Let me set some things up. Season 1 had 22 episodes. This season introduces us to Sibyl-run Japan and slowly reveals its mysteries. Season 2 is only 11 episodes, and we’re also down half of our cast. There’s also no mystery regarding the Sibyl System since we learn of its true nature during season 1’s final arc. Kamui is working with half the run time, a different writer, and drastically different circumstances regarding the greater mysteries of the show. He’s already at a disadvantage.

So, what am I trying to say? Kamui is a bad villain, but it’s not his fault? Absolutely not. Kamui Kirito isn’t a bad villain, he just serves a different purpose than Makishima. I know this is obvious to some fans. Of course, a different antagonist does different things. Kamui is different, though.

A Character and a Concept:

I think the writers approached Makishima and Kamui from different positions. In my view, Makishima is a character. Kamui is a concept.

Characters can take on many forms in storytelling. They can be full-fledged people, archetypes, or concepts. Makishima was a fully developed, three-dimensional character that had a philosophy the writers wanted to express. Makishima exists in society’s blindspot. While this isolated him, it also provided him with a unique perspective: the corruption of the Sibyl system and how it’s “killing” people.

Kamui is a character that represents a concept. He is not a three-dimensional person, but a representation. It’s like comparing Bojack Horseman to Stan Smith. Bojack is a developed character. Stan is an archetype in a political satire. They cannot be properly compared, because their characters are fundamentally not the same.

There’s a difference between disliking a character because they seem like a fully developed person you would hate in real life, and disliking them because they’re poorly written. Don’t worry, neither of our antagonists are the latter.

Let’s get more in-depth.

Makishima Shogo:

Some might say that Makishima’s motivations are simple. There is a constant discussion about whether villains need to be complex characters and have equally complex motivations. It’s not a simple answer, but I think it’s nuanced. A villain can have a simple motivation and be good, like comics Thanos. Someone being down bad is a good motivation. Making MCU Thanos have more “complex” motivations made him look dumb and incompetent.

Makishima is a lonely person, and that forms his life views. He’s not specifically obsessed with the Sibyl system. He’s bored. It seems like a simple motivation, but it’s not unreasonable or dumb. He’s not actively trying to reform society. Even his final plan would throw the country into absolute chaos.

What makes Makishima compelling is that simple motivation and the complexity of his views that stem from it. Makishima makes good points. Literally, the worst person you know just made a good point. He’s not wrong that society is complacent, that their lives are carefully crafted and controlled, that they cannot react properly to stimuli, and that Sibyl is a flawed system that locks up even when Makishima killed someone directly in its sight.

Makishima received as much attention and development as our “heroes.” He’s a foil to Akane and Kogami. He’s a person with a worldview that challenges the world our protagonists work to defend.

There’s also his personality. Makishima doesn’t pretend to be a good person. He has one legitimately arrogant moment, and that’s when he held Yuki hostage. He made good points, but he was still being a murderous asshole. Makishima has his own views and, since society is incapable of seeing him, does whatever he wants.

Also, the characters that surround him are developed. They have distinct personalities and motivations. They were fun to watch.

Kamui Kirito:

Is there any better illustration of my point that Kamui is a concept than him literally being a hive mind? Kamui is made from the body parts, including brains, of his classmates. Kamui isn’t a single person. He’s Sibyl’s foil, a collective that cannot be judged. He’s the omnipotence paradox. Can the ultimate judge, judge itself? Is Sibyl truly an unbiased system that protects society?

Now there are issues with Kamui. He’s a self-aggrandizing cult leader who acts like he has some moral superiority. I’m pretty sure he killed more people than Makishima. You cannot act as if you’re saving people by purposefully attacking and murdering them. He killed dozens of people to test out the dominators. He acts like a savior, when he just has personal beef with Sibyl.

Then there’s his cult. Shisui is wasted. A battered woman who falls for her captor. She’s disturbing loyal to him because he gave her medicine that doesn’t even alter personalities. She spends most of the season dressed in a leather catsuit and fawning over him with religious fervor. Do we get any introspection of her motivations? No. Everyone else in this little posse acts exactly the same. It’s annoying.

Kamui is less developed than Togane, in my opinion. That supports my belief that he is a concept not a character. Kamui is there to present the paradox and challenge Sibyl directly.

So…?

Makishima and Kamui are good antagonists. They’re different types of characters that serve different purposes. Season 2 is fantastic and expands the series in a good direction. While our main cast has changed, there are still great characters that we get to see grow. Some are very fucking annoying, but they serve a purpose I think makes the show better.

#mari’s rambles #psycho pass #psycho pass 2 #makishima shogo #kamui kirito #psycho pass meta

[artkiddies]

My Top 10 Best TV Shows/Movies List of stuff I most enjoy watching this year, because consuming media is all I have left in my life rn (ranking in no particular order):

- This is Going to Hurt The show is the most perfect blend between comedy and tragedy I have ever watched. I love the British wit, humour that's dryer than the [redacted]'s [redacted], expertly interwoven with a devastating depiction of the NHS. It takes a poignantly critical look at the damages and absurdity stemmed from a broken system. The characters are so grounded and likable despite they are very flawed. Ben Whishaw's performance is as amazing as always, I enjoy his comedic performance a lot.

- Interview with the Vampire (TV Show) Do I need to say more? This show has occupied by dashboard for months now. Star-crossed vampire gothic romance; its own unique brand of humour; riveting tension between the characters with their own rich internal conflict; perfect metaphoric depiction of vampire as marginalized identity; adrenaline-pumping-artfully-grotesque horror; every skillfully genre-blending elements pushes the story into a breathtaking season finale. The pilot is also absolutely amazing, it's definitely my favorite episode. I rewatched it for double digits amount of time and everytime I'm still deeply moved by it. The performance and chemistry is honestly perfect. My passion for this show is off the roof, maybe it's the rose coloured glasses I literally can't think of any criticism for it... I know it's not to others but to me Interview with the Vampire is absolutely perfect.

After years of suffering from years of untreated Hannibal brain rot, this series feels like someone take a look at my brain, take my hypothetical ideal TV show and make it real. On another note, I finally watched the movie yesterday, and I now understand why they wrote it for Daniel to say "It was a fever dream told to an idiot." 😶

- The Bear A riveting series. THAT episode is a free trial of what heart attack feels like. I really like the trend of TV shows putting working class people at the forefront, while also doesn't provide a perfectly calculated, overtly-classic-Hollywood ending to their struggles. It felt realistic and very grounded. Incredible filmmaking, too.

- The Haunting of Hill House I never liked horror movie, I hate being scared but Mike Flanagan changed my mind since Midnight Mass. I really like in his show where the horror elements are used to externalize the character's internal and external struggles, ultimately it boils down to their psychology, which is the main driving force to the show. The story is so devastating, but the guiding philosophy throughout it is the light at the end of the tunnel. The show is an absolutely human, sympathetic, heartfelt response to grief and guilt. The confetti line will stay in my heart for years to come.

- Glass Onion Thank you Rian Johnson for being based. SO FRICKING FUN! I watched this while seeping from my My House My Rules My Coffee cup, an awesome sequel that doesn't disappoint! Casting Hugh Grant as Daniel Craig's husband is ICONIC!

- 飯戲攻心 (Table for Six) It was my first time in forever to watch a Hong Kong movie in theatre. Hong Kong lunar new year movies is honestly a pretty terrible genre. As always I went in with, I guess my Hollywood-washed taste in movies? I fully expected to scoff to no end, with an insufferable truckload amount of condescension ready to be dumped onto my poor friend who I went with. But turnt out the film is full of sincerity, a carefully and skillfully crafted interpersonal character driven script, full of dramatic tension. It felt like a theatre play, which I really love, it surprisingly goes very well with Hong Kongese humor. My favourite part is their subversion of character archetypes we've seen a thousand times in Hong Kong comedy movies, especially the tired misogynistic tropes. They actually wrote some well rounded, 2 dimensional female characters that's is at least 75% less misogynistic than usual? In my Hong Kong movies??? It's a nice surprise. The ending is a aerial shot of the Victoria Harbour, I couldn't admit to myself how much I miss Hong Kong and the shot unleash a lot of feelings in me. I would've fucking ball my eyes out and sob audibly in the theatre, if it wasn't for my fear of being curb stomped later by the couple I shushed earlier during the movie.

- Heartstopper My comfort show. Made me feel nostalgic for the pure teenage love I've never had. It's so well made and genuine. I like how it's able to avoid some tired annoying melodramatic beats this kind of story would be so easily falls into.

- Everything Everywhere All At Once **Insert you can make a religion out of this meme** I feel like the more I attempt to articulates my love for the movie, it will only diminish it. (I think I plagiarized this from a tumblr post? i'm sorry but they just put it so perfectly) It's my favourite movie of all time, obviously.

- Swiss Army Man (TW: Casual suicide mentions) As a person who have a long drawn suicidal ideation, I fucking love fun movies about killing yourself, Daniels made two extremely unhinged movies about it. They understood, they are the girls who get it. l pledge my unconditional and eternal allegiance to them(Of course until they make a bad movies or when I finally die you know). I watched this on my birthday, alone, kind of drunk and very depressed, then I received a text that made me feel even shittier, I cried until like 3am, trauma dumped on my dear best friend after she sent me a birthday text. Incredible experience, never want to felt that again.

- The Boys FUCKING COOOOOOL SHOW. Probably the only not-entirely-bad thing jizz basil ever contributed to.

Honourable Mentions:

- Peacemaker Fun superhero show with lots of heart.

- Moon Knight Oscar Isaac!! Episode 5!! AHHH!! but the other episodes collectively fall flat, I really looked forward to the series, but it left me a bit disappointed.

-Black Panther: Wakanda Forever Other than Shang Chi, this is the only other marvel movie from phrase 4 I think it's above average in terms of technicality. The villain is good too.

-The Newsreader Honestly I came for Sam Reid and stayed for Tim x Dale. I'm currently being thoroughly brain rotted by this super angsty ship that only 5 people care about. Also, Tim is low key one of the more interesting character from the show despite having so little screen time? Anna Torv had me in awe since Mindhunter, so it's hard to look away despite it not being a perfect show. I had a good time watching it. I also had a fun time yelling at the screen for fucking Geoff homophobic ass to fucking die already.

-The Haunting of Bly Manor Why not watch a show that'll make you cry and being scared all at once... - The H3 Podcast I know it's not a tv show/movie, but the podcast got me through a fuck ton of lonely and sad times this year (which is like 85% of my year but what's new lol), that's why I want to include it. I listen to Leftovers episodes repeatedly, a lot. It's bad how much I listen to H3... the soundbites pops up in my head when I just go about my daily life...

#top 10 movies #movies #Tv shows #interview with the vampire #the bear #movie review #letterboxd #2022 movies #movie #glass onion #tv show review #movie ranking #Tv show ranking #Everything Everywhere All At Once #heartstopper #this is going to hurt #the newsreader #rt #Top 10 movies 2022 #Top 10 TV Shows 2022

[godza]

*cracks my fingers* i want to write an actual review of the books i just read, all of us villains + all of our demise. both books were read within a month, and i fucking devoured them. i did most reading when i had time during school, and rarely got to sit down and devote large blocks of attention to the book, so some parts may be disjointed in this review. hi @see

ok, 4/5 stars. i take that star off for literally one reason! spoilers for the sequel below

WHY THE FUCK DID ISOBEL AND REID START DATING? WHAT ON EARTH? it confused me so bad. like yeah stressful situations create bonds but reid kidnapped her and she was terrified of him for days. and we’re just going to accept that she starts liking him? i dont like reid at all. sometimes he was entertaining, but he mostly served as a bad comic relief. to be honest, i did skip some scenes with them bc i found the relationship so annoying. so i mightve missed something, but i dont believe in relationships stemming from kidnapping. yeah they kidnapped each other, (times reid was kidnapped count is at 3) but man. isobel does not have a good track record with boys. she was one of my fave characters but i feel like her end with reid didnt do her plotline justice. the characters are hero, villain, princess (damsel?), and underdog. (not my words i got that from another post) and the beginning of isobels story subverted the princess stereotype wonderfully, i liked the media aspect and how she was manipulayted by her family and friends (story wise. not a good thing) but her final choices never made sense. after she returned to the tower her story went off course. isobel whyyyyyyyy

ok now for other aspects of the story. alistair and gavin were a wonderful pair. it was very unexpected after the first book since they barely interacted, but very nice. i was reading the romantic moment in the middle of class so i didnt get to abosrb the words a lot but i thought their story was lovely. who doesnt love a kiss when someones dying! it was kinda funny that they were making out while there was a corpse on the ground and who knows if the attackers retreated. their epilogue ending was. sure. but it was fitting for them both. i liked their character development and i miss hendry so bad i loved his character. i liked the entire cottage living part. it was rlly funny that well briony and the others were fighting for their lives up in the tower they were fucking cleaning. just fucking cleaning but cleaning to the death. imagine how fucking mad briony would be if she heard that.

speaking of briony....... i guess it was expected. i didnt think all 5 of them would survive. fucked up that she died in the castle though. i think if she died then finley shouldve been focused on more, but briony sacrificing herslef seemed like a fitting end. she played the hero till the very end, sacrificing herself in the house of the villain. ohhhhhhhh brionyyyyyy.

ok overall great modern fantasy story. i loved the media aspect and how the world is watching the brutality like hawks. a fantastic work in the ya genre. thank you ms mac for not caring that i was always on my phone reading instead of doing work. ok thats enough of my thoughts i was more focused on the characters. bye bye goodnight

#t #elises list #i like to save my longer posts there

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Any opinions about that post that's going around saying seeds and leaves and fruits and roots and stems and stalks and flowers and buds should be illegal?

That's very funny! It's definitely absurd, and it's obviously intended as absurd satire, but I'm not convinced that it's very funny.

The author is following a very standard template for humor -- something said in a very matter-of-fact way in a serious context gets written as if it were actually meant to be serious. Then, you reply with a version of the statement that makes it look silly, which is usually enough to fool your audience into believing it's actually serious, even though it can never be so serious.

The classic case of this template is the situation comedy. A husband and wife fight over some trivial thing, and when they break up you notice that there are just enough hints that it's possible they were actually upset about some pretty serious issue they didn't want to talk about. Thus, the joke is that the silly people we watch are really serious and would get hurt if you didn't laugh at their silliness -- but of course no such thing can happen, because the silliness is the actual joke, and that's why you're laughing.

Aside from the standard template for humor, there's another thing that's important here. Most of the time, the core of a joke's logic is simply a natural fact, or at least a fact that is taken for granted by the audience. But for a joke to work, there must be an element of contradiction between the fact and the consequences that are drawn from it.

If your audience doesn't normally expect your conclusion to be true, then you just won't get a laugh. A joke about, say, Socrates must build on a premise which is very obviously false, or at least surprisingly false, to the audience.

This is why cleverest-of-the-wise puns rarely work. If you're clever enough that you can work out the truth of some statement, then you can often see its truth and still make it sound funny. This is not because it's "actually" funny, any more than a statement of standard calculus is "actually" funny. Rather, it's because there is no contradiction between the parts of your statement and their conclusion.

To see what I mean, consider a terrible pun like this:

"Why did the poor man clean the floor with soap?"

"Because he had no money to rent a mop."

If you know the definition of "poor man" and "rent a mop," the pun is less interesting than the usual pun that is of the form:

"Vladimir Nabokov walked into a bar."

"Vladimir Nabokov walked out of a bar."

Why does this work? Because most people would never even think of walking into a bar unless they were literally going to do so. Thus, when we hear a statement about Nabokov walking into a bar, we're naturally expecting that statement to have an actual sequel, where he also walks out of the bar. This makes the statement in question a contradiction: "Vladimir Nabokov went to the bar . . . and then didn't."

What makes the pun boring is that it would be possible to write, say, a story about Vladimir Nabokov who went to a bar, never comes out, and yet eventually the bar manager decides to accept the presence of Nabokov as natural and not call the police. This is not a contradiction, so the "pun" itself is no longer surprising.

I bring this up because the humor in the Fruit and Seed / Power and Control post is not really based on contradiction. We're not expecting the author to actually be a traditionalist and think fruit and seed belong in the kitchen. So it's simply not surprising, as a possibility, that the author might think that.

My point is not to invalidate the joke, or to say that it isn't absurd. It is to point out that if it were clear that the author was the same person as the statement's target, it would not be surprising to hear her say the statement seriously. It would no longer be a contradiction, because it would no longer be a surprise.

It's surprising that a certain post was "for the two of us, and [y] and z" -- surprising in the way that it would be surprising if Nabokov went to the bar and stayed there for the rest of his life. But this is not because the post is in a comic genre. It's because it is true that people in a certain subset of the Tumblr community will consider "fruits and seed [sic] belong in the kitchen" to be a silly, absurd thing to say, and the post is exploiting this fact.

(It's not just true in the subset of Tumblr users who are interested in reading this post. I would still say it's true in general, except that I think "silly" and "absurd" are weird to say about someone who takes you seriously and you take as an interlocutor. People who take you seriously are often looking for some kind of justice, and the justice is in the idea itself. So to say a statement is "silly" means that the speaker is uninterested in the idea because she thinks it's silly, meaning that she lacks the "cred" to bring it up as an interlocutor. This would have to be true in the defendant's argument to reach a guilty verdict, or something like that. Which is not to say that someone who thinks a statement is "silly" isn't fit to be an interlocutor -- only that it's not going to be in the same place where you talk about the ideas being considered. "Silly" is the place where you talk about the disagreement, not the idea.

"Absurd" is more complicated, and I'm not sure I can understand it because it's used in so many different ways. I think absurd probably means "I'm letting you know that it's in the same genre as a certain genre of joke." It makes sense to "say that something is absurd" if and only if there is a such a genre. But in the past, people have thought it absurd to talk about the existence of universals, or to talk of God in unobvious ways. Maybe if that were a consistent tradition, absurd could become a genre? (But I'm not sure it's a genre yet.))

You might have noticed that I've been leaving out the genre of humor in this essay. This is because it's not my favorite kind of humor, but I understand it. It's comedy in the traditional sense, of making a joke out of one's own ideas (or out of ideas in one's own culture).

#skelkankaos #that blog is wildly overstimulating to read #spam poetry blogs are the weirdest thing

[coffee-in-veins]

New player anon again, thank you for your fantastic reply!! I'll admit there were a couple od things that I disagree with but I'm sure that stems more from my lack of enough research to these character's backstories

Someone in your replies had also said that it's better to consider the DD1 and DD2 characters as seperate entities and I can't help but agree. After all, the jump in premise from "exploring the cursed dungeon and driving back nasty monsters" to "literally saving the world from a bigger eldritch horror than last time" is a bit much in terms of upping the stakes. After all, while in DD1 it seemed believeable that warriors would come to the hamlet to be hired and were there for their own selfish reasons...what sort of reason is there for the DD cast to want to take on the apocalypse itself? The way I see it, most of the cast saw the dungeon crawling as a job, but I cannot see them tackling the DD2 big bad from the virtue of their hearts. Perhaps the Protege hired them but ehh...less believable than the Heir hiring them idk

Also DD1's main color palette being red is cooler than DD2's main color palette being blue lol

sorry for the late reply, irl just keeps getting to me and i have just enough energy for silly reports but nothing too serious

i'd love to hear things you disagree with, personally, because discussing characters is my passion, and even if i disagree with someone's take, it's always interesting to see how they justify it - if they justify it, and it's not, well, just a preference

starting with something easy - i would disagree that DD2 is "blue". Sure, the Ingress is blueish-black, but I guess it's more of a continuation of the "cosmic" theme. Blue/cyan/green are usually the colours of the "celestial" in the DD as far as I can see - take The Colour of Madness, for example - it's cyan, blue and grey, mostly, and those are the colours we somewhat see in Tangle and Shroud, locations "infected" by something cosmic/celestial. Meanwhile, red/black/purple are the colours of the Darkest Dungeon, The Heart, Crimson Curse (mixed with white), Cultists and whatever comes "from below", and they can be seen in Foetor and its assumed connection to Flesh and Sluice/Warrens to a lesser degree. besides, new location of Sprawl is definitely not blue, so i'm not sure what are you about here... the infodumps before each run? i'd call them grey. the Altar of Hope? it's always purple it's also grey. could you point what you mean by "being blue" here?

and regarding the other point you bring up... that's the issue i have! those are NOT different characters, this is NOT a different world, and we have quotes, items and characters to prove that. Baldwin says that he used to be religious when he interacts with Holy Beads in an inn. we meet Caretaker as Hoarder and at least some of the characters note that he is familiar to them. the one who teaches your heroes upped skills is none other than Guild Lady. we get Ethereal Dust and Otherwordly Fragment from The Sleeper. we get The Blood and The Wine from Crimson Court. hell, we see fully grown Willbur and Wilbur's Flag, much like we get those in DD1.

Damian is the most obvious and the latest living (?) proof of DD2 being a direct sequel of DD1, if Protege's story wasn't screaming it loud enough, since he and his Professor narrowly escaped (or Professor didn't quite manage to) being turned into the Necromancer from DD1.

frankly, if those were separate bubbles, separate branches of reality, i'd have a lot less gripe with DD2 lore- and character-wise, but (unfortunately?) RH go out of their way to prove how it IS a continuation of DD1, story-wise. that this is the same Dismas, that this Para is the same Para, and that Baldwin still somehow can get double leprosy.

also: the reason why they want to take a fight to an apocalypse can be, quite literally, a desire to survive or die trying; if they don't fight the apocalypse they'll die 100%. if they do fight the apocalypse... well, realistically, they still die 100% but they feel better about themselves. but this is not what happens in the game.

speaking of which.

my biggest gripe with DD2 is that it feels... "hollywood-y", for lack of a better term. a pack of socially undesirable underdogs, stopping the end of the world they have literally no way/no means/not enough understanding to stop by the power of drugs and friendship and maybe a gun they found along the way. let me explain.

in DD1 it was a war of attrition, either you mismanage your town (and yes, you have a whole town bending to your will and serving you, providing for you and implementing whatever you want and can afford), or whittle down cultists and horrors and breach in to... not win, no and this is an extremely important distinction, here! - but to return things to the status quo. the Heir(ess) cannot win against the Heart. they simply cannot. it's not a thing a human, cursed or not, can do. they can only perpetuate the cycle and return things to the start by stockpiling corpses of their mercs high as the sky in an attempt to do so. again, you have a whole town at your disposal and you can't win, you can only win more time which, in the end, is futile since it's a continuation of the cycle. notice you can't do anything about The Heart just as you can't do much about the Sleeper but return them to the start of the sleeping cycle, unlike more "corporeal" beings like Countess, Flesh, etc.

now, in DD2, you canonically have: a guy who nearly became the Necromancer's right shinbone, two horses, a wooden box with wheels and four traumatized people who had already seen some shite. no planning, no whittling, no attrition, no army, self-made as it was in DD1. and you do the biggest sin of the cosmic horror genre - you WIN. not survive. not escape with a few scars, a forever shattered sanity and a grey head. not return things to the feeble status quo by a MacGuffin and a connection to some cosmic entity (or being a larva of one). win. if you count the inn stops, the game is four days long. think about it. you WIN against an apocalyptic calamity which fucks up the entire WORLD (not some province, not even a country or a continent, not some lost backwater estate, the WHOLE WORLD) in four days. twenty if you want to be pedantic and include all five chapters. twenty five in we're being generous and adding sluice. twenty five days to win the unwinnable. i think the quickest i've seen DD1 finished was 16 weeks...? and again, that wasn't a win, narrative-wise even if the player won against the final boss. it was a draw, a reboot because you shouldn't be able to win against the cosmic horror. it's not how cosmic horror works...

please note, i'm not trying to diminish your love for DD2. go for it, enjoy what i have issues with, i'll be happy to see the fandom having new people and new takes. if you can explain or maybe just not care about it all, i genuinely envy you and wish i could, too. alas, here i am, overthinking the rule of cool and why RH does what they do.

#my shoebox of letters #darkest dungeon 2 #Grievings of the mountain || discussing DD2 #i should come up with a tag for my dd2 takes i swear #there's like a dozen of them by now... #and none is good oh dear ^^'

[vampiremeerkat]

How would a reverse au situation with the Lorax and once-ler would work if it even could be a thing, like Lorax being a human and once-ler some sort of embodiment being (makes me think a bit about hexxus, but I guess once-ler would be more like the instinct of greed in people) your "not a sequel" post made me start to think about it but in a full total reverse deal

Toothy black ghosts are cool, but I already have funera.

He'd definitely be some greed-feeding trickster demon. Growth is one of human Once-ler's most defining features, so I'd give him a malleable physical form. Unaffected, he resembles a "human child" wearing a hooded onesie that looks much like the original Once-ler's weird bodysuit thing. When surrounded by selfish asses long enough, he bursts out of his attire and becomes this tall, black, maned beast. At his largest, the fabric only covers up his limbs, but it all grows back again if the transformation were to revert.

Storywise, this is a challenge. There are many story beats and personality traits to keep in mind and translate. In any case, the plot would have to revolve around a personal struggle of The Lorax.

The only setting I can come up with is that Lorax was born in Truffula, spent many years by himself, then strangers randomly show up with caravans and barbecues. More keep coming and he's so angered by the behaviour of these tourists, it attracts The Once-ler to his location -either spawned by the inconsiderate visitors or whatever thoughts are going through Lorax' mind. Is he protecting Truffula, or calling dibs on a piece of land that's not even officially his? Do his feelings touch "greed"? Doesn't matter, our boy is here to ruin all of our lives.

Upon meeting each other, he thinks Once-ler is a lost child. He allows him inside his home for a short while and his hospitality is what makes Once-ler become attached to him. He claims to have always been ignored or lashed out to, though later shows off the ability to create objects and life forms through knitting and tells The Lorax he's his toy in the literal sense of the word. Enough to give a man an existential crisis, but it's taken as a joke. Once-ler lets him know pretty early on he's not human, since he won't stop asking about his parents. I don't want the story to be about him taking care of a disguised creature, this scene is just to convey The Lorax can set aside his dislike for city folk and care for a lost "child". The reveal is not met with a huge response. Lorax accepts the spiritual world and Truffula is an unusual place by itself, so why be dismissive of this demon thing strolling around. He does ask Once-ler many times to return to the Heavens -generously assuming he's not from da land down undah.

The tourists that treat Truffula as their playground help Once-ler grow strong, but so does Lorax' weak offence against his antics. Once-ler's greediness becomes more severe and increases his size as well. He takes from the land, the tourists, and Lorax personally, and always has an excuse ready for his thievery. This Eden snake would probably love to see Lorax consider violent solutions for his entertainment, but in any case, he's the rotten little voice in his ear that insists his rage stems from his unwillingness to share Truffula. He needs to play on his insecurities, because if Lorax feels guilty and doesn't push harder to chase people away, then Once-ler has more people to potentially feed off of. Being lazy or inconsiderate is not synonymous with "greed", after all, he needs specific kinds of people to discover Truffula. He knows its remarkable plant- and wildlife will draw some "zealous" people. It takes The Lorax some time to accept human expansion is inevitable. The only right he really has is to try and educate visitors, he can't begin to threaten or chase them away. This mere man has less authority than the original Lorax, though many animals respect him for obvious reasons. Maybe the police keeps getting involved when he pushes his luck, but when he contacts them, nothing is done. The Lorax gets no support and basically everyone messes with him, so the only thing he can do for Truffula is clean up after everyone. His home is all he has in life. The work and stress become too much for this middle aged man. When his death appears inevitable, Once-ler's emotional abuse of the one person that cared for him stops being funny. Once-ler's late act of redemption here is to lead people to Lorax' body and expose them to the consequence of their behaviour. They don't question whether they played a part in it, as they all know him as a notorious nag and laughing stock, stupid enough to pick up trash all day and play doctor to even the most insignificant insect that happened to get a picnic basket dropped onto itself. Some people enjoyed leaving behind unnecessary work for The Lorax, admittedly because The Once-ler enticed them to. The game is fun when the target is just some tree-hugging Karen. Once-ler only manages to exchange a few words with the bedridden Lorax before he passes away. The political world gets involved and strict rules are implemented -or rules at all- to those who want to make use of Truffula. It becoming a regulated human establishment is not quite a complete victory for The Lorax, but well, the original Truffula couldn't get rid of its one city/town, either. Anyway, the end, this is mostly how it'd go.

#the biggering #the lorax #reboot #remake #rewritten #lorax #human #specieswapped #the once-ler #onceler #leronce #ed edd n eddy #eene #when i see you again #funera