#but still like wtf

[jellyjellyjams]

just found out the strikes over and omegles dead in the span of 20 minutes. help???

#never used omegle hashtag internet safety #but still like wtf #NO MORE HACKING OMEGLE VIDEOS?? 😭😭😭

[loverkasp]

in the hospital during finals week what does that say abt my luck

#no it’s fine like i was done w most of my stuff anyway #but STILL like wtf #methinks

[teddybeartoji]

18+ mdni; gn!reader

thinking about roomie!suguru, who steps out of the bathroom with just a towel hanging loosely around his waist. it's dangerously low and his happy trail is... leading your eyes to a forbidden place. water droplets cascade down his temple and his neck, his scarred chest and his toned muscles.

he finishes drying his hair with another, smaller towel before slinging it over his shoulder. he gives you a warm smile. there's still a bit of sleep in his tired eyes but he looks fresh, he looks good.

(he looks more than good.)

the morning light shines in through the small window of your shared kitchen and he hums at the smell of coffee. you're an angel leaning on the counter, hands busy with preparing your drink as he steps inside.

he chuckles. he asked you a question but you didn't hear it. he smells so fucking good; the smell of his shampoo and his fancy conditioner wash over your senses and it's easy to forget where you are. his eyes flick behind you before walking over to you with a smug little grin.

he bores his sharp purple eyes into yours – he loves how you react to him. he doesn't shy away from it, he's cockier than he looks. he loves the attention, he loves to be in your spotlight. he wouldn't care so much if you were a stranger, if you were a random person on the street ogling away, ut you're neither of those things, are you? no, you're something else.

he exudes warmth as he towers over you, his head tilted down to keep his eyes on you. he wants to play with you a little – he loves the way you're staring up at him right now. eyes big and wide, lip tucked under between your teeth. he's good with people, he can read them like a book and you're no different. he sees you swallow a dry lump, he sees you grace him with a flustered smile as you try to brush by the fact that he caught you admiring him red handed. he sees the way you're taking deeper breaths than normal, surely just to keep your composure. he can't wait to break you.

his arm reaches behind you to turn off the coffee machine with a small click.

"wouldn't wanna make a mess this early in the morning, now would we?"

melting. crumbling. falling down to your knees. you hate how much he teases (you love it), you hate how patronizing he sounds (it's hot). he's the only one that can get away with it – a charming smile that hides his deepest desires of sinking his teeth into little lambs like you, soft eyes that hide the need to watch them unfold before him.

his gentle hands long to hold, long to keep and covet. he thinks about you a lot; your shared mornings and afternoons, your exhausted naps and bitter rants about your days. shy gazes and lingering touches, stupid jokes and the cute little hidden sounds he keeps hearing from your room in the late hours. he's being patient, he's warming you up.

he's just as infatuated with you as you are with him. he's just more subtle with it.

or is he?

because you've heard him, too.

you don't know whether he's doing it unknowingly or he's actually trying to make you go insane – whichever it is, you are ready to bend at his will. soft groans accompanied by a steady slick pump; you didn't mean to listen in. you just wanted to make sure he's okay!

ear against the wooden door, you listened to him think about you. your name was on the tip of his tongue, but it was too early for that. he wants to smear you with his honey, he wants to drag you in but he needs to wait for it. this is perfect.

he did know you're were there.

he heard the floor creak, he heard the cutest gasp that left your pretty lips. fuck, you're perfect. his head was lolled back as he stroked himself to the thought of your wide, doe-eyes. how flustered you'd be, how flustered you were in that very moment. he imagined your trembling hands and your stuttered words and his dick twitched in his palm.

he thought about inviting you in and just making him watch as a form of punishment, for being a little pervert. he shuddered out a laugh and watched a glob of pre-cum cover his own fingers before mixing with the saliva and spit that's covering him already. he thought about making you sit between his legs so he could jerk off right in front of your beautiful face, he thought about your wobbly lips, your teary eyes. the way your thighs would press together.

your fingers would itch and twitch and he'd make you place them on your legs. he wouldn't want you to touch. yet. maybe he'd make you apologize and maybe he'd make you kiss the tip. he thought about how good you'd smell, how good you'd taste. another raspy groan crawled up his throat and you were about to cum untouched behind his door. like a creep.

he loves it. he's proud of you, he wants to push you even further. he wants to see what else he can make you do. this is exciting and he can't wait to devour you whole as a reward after he's done bullying himself into your body and your mind. utterly loved and corrupted—

— you're meant for him.

#SUGURUUUUUU I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING YOUUU I APOLOGIZEEE I LOVE YOU SOOOSO MUCH #where'd i get the inspo for this? i listened to deftones in the shower😌😌😌😌😌 #i love this suguru btw #HE'S STILL A LOVERBOY THOUGHHH #but he's a sneaky little thing you know #he likes to play with his prey before he goes in for the bite #the love bite ofc #ALSO headcanoning him as the biggest deftones listenerrrrr lani and salem are you hearing meeeeeeeee #we're gonna have one big makeout sesh!!!!!! #sugu #geto #geto x reader #geto drabble #geto x you #jjk #geto suguru #geto suguru drabble #wtf mickey can write #geto smut #geto suguru x reader #jjk geto #jjk x reader #jjk drabble #bro i can't make sense of present and past and future apparently #my apologies

[blorbopolis]

desensitize your wizard bomb early and often

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #i wouldve played bg3 way hornier if gale wasn't so chaste. AH WELL #early game gale is like “wait 'wizard' is slang for incel?? wtf that's not fair” and then proceeds to have the most chaste romance #yeah bud. wizard means incel #what if gale fucked way more than any of his wizard colleagues but that still means he didnt get laid til like 25 #and he's convinced he's a total chad in normal society #anyway happy valentines lol #sune

[molinaesque]

"Ugh, I'm gonna miss that butt." - The Unicorn (2019)

#walton goggins #wade felton #the unicorn #unicorngifs #this entire show is just moment to moment Walton being the sexiest goofball with the snatchest waist and cutest butt #the most insane part is if you've ever seen him with his shirt off it's like the biggest “WTF” moment because he's so damn fit #there's a scene in season 1 where he's shirtless but this was in 2019... he was already fit but if you look at his more recent photos #HE GOT EVEN FITTER #LIKE COME ON MAN #YOU'RE 52 #HOW DO YOU STILL HAVE A 6 PACK THAT DOESN'T LOOK UNHEALTHY #anyway #more to come

[bet-on-me-13]

Thats not Fair!?

So! Danny is a Member of the JLA. He is a Millenia Old Ghost who is stuck looking the same as the day he died, so he never aged over all those Centuries. While the JLA is slightly uncomfortable at him being on the Team, they know his circumstances and try to ignore his appearance. He can't control it, its not his Fault.

Or at least, that's what he tells them.

Danny is in fact, a 15 Yr Old Kid, who used his experience as a Time Traveler to trick the JLA into letting him join the Adult Team. He is actually doing a good job in tricking them!

Then, in a complete accident, he runs into Jazz while talking to a few fellow Leaguers.

She showers him in older sister love, hugging him and giving him Nuggies, and when a Leaguer asks how old she is she says "Oh I'm 17, 2 whole years older than this little scamp!"

So there goes that lie.

Fortunately, the League decides to let Danny stay on the Adult Team.

Unfortunately, Young Justice learned about his admittance to the Adult Team and kind of lost it.

"What?! Why is HE allowed on the Adult Team!? He's only been a Hero for a Year! We've all been Heroes for so much longer!?! And for that matter why is Shazam still on the Team!? Is that the new Rule? If you can trick us into letting you in the Team you can stay? Cause we can do that! We can sneak our way in too!"

Basically I want to imagine YJ's reaction to 2 Child Heroes on the Adult Team when they are stuck on the "Baby Team"

I think it would be funny.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is still 15 #But he tricks the JLA into letting him on the team #He just says “oh look there's a picture of me in the 1600's! I remember that like it was last week!” And it works #When Danny is outed he instantly tries to change the subject like “Oh-Uh-well- Hey look! Shazam is actually 12! That's way worse than 15!” #“Dude!? Wtf!?” #“I'm sorry I panicked?!”

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok where he’s staring at something beyond the camera with an expression on his face that says he’s both unimpressed and unamused.

He flips the camera around to a rack of trashy gossip magazines that you see in line at the grocery store. He zooms in on a cover that has a little image of Eddie doing his Christmas shopping, accusing him of buying stuff for his secret affair lover.

Eddie: *deep breath*

Eddie: Can we not ruin Christmas?

Steve, coming up behind Eddie: Ooh, is that Blake Lively? What-

Eddie, panicked: No! *proceeds to knock the entire rack over*

#Eddie Munson: Sometimes as smooth as crunchy peanut butter #Steve stands there like: ….wtf Eddie #Steve single-handedly keeps gossip mags in business by being the only person still buying him #he may not care what his celebrity husband is doing but he wants to know what everybody else is up to #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[rosetterer]

added subtitles :)

#i mean.... this is pretty much the conversation isn't it? just without having to beat around the bush #bucktommy #sorry i'm just not... getting over this #like still... wtf #911 on abc #tommy kinard #evan buckley #kinkley

[titsthedamnseason]

and for a fortnight there we were forever run into you sometimes ask about the weather now you’re in my backyard turned into good neighbors your wife waters flowers i wanna kill her

#thank goodness for taylor’s explanation of this song’s meaning bc otherwise i would still be like #wtf is this bitch even talking about #mine #taylor swift

[tinkerbitch69]

Another note on Wild Blue Yonder

Can we take a moment to appreciate how

“Oh that’s right…we get hungry”

Is the most

TERRIFYING

LINE

EVER.

#like wtf #chills #absolute chills #RTD has still got it #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #dw #dw 60th #russell t davies #rtd #rtd2 #if that’s just a taste of things to come MY GOD! #we are in for a treat

[tempestousstocking]

#low effort Comic I made #don’t know how to format comics #first time I made one pm #hope you like it still #my art #homestuck #fanart #homestuck fanart #john egbert #dave strider #karkat vantas #fun times #wtf why did it post twice #sry

[solargeist]

i was thinking abt the tall roof grian has in his s10 bird house, and then thought abt it being a loft, and then thought abt xelqua living up there (his guest room)

#my art #hermitcraft #xelqua #grian #evo #i made up their dynamic completely and i love them #xelqua in a hayloft what will he do #while colouring xelqua all i thought was wtf he looks saur much like his mum wtf #weird for grian sometimes #i still dont rly like his design but we'll get there Lol

[quesadilla-day]

delicious jade 😋yummy yummy 😍

#genshin impact #nahida #wanderer #scaramouche #baizhu #qiqi #he's a robot right he can eat that #it's fine #changsheng #art #mine #ummy ummy #YUM YUM #i love to headcanon him eating/drinking strange things #his teapot line about the tea is just crazy #they could've been making him drink ANYTHING and he would have just done it LMAO #motor oil! #gasolina! #fuckin... swamp juice! #kabukimono fresh out of shakkei pavilion eating bugs #eating ROCKS #TT_TT #it would be really funny if he could digest it too #which brings me to #nahida is a plant right so does she eat dirt? #like she eats human food too #BUT. nahida the water drinker the huge water enthusiast #water sunlight and soil baybeee #still thinking about how nahida straight-up turned into a fungus WTF that was so wild #like what the fuck seriously

[phantom-phoenixx]

Watching Danny Phantom after mostly consuming fanon for so long-

#danny phantom #danny fenton #like i KNOW there wouldnt be anything but i still had a brief #'hey man wtf moment' for a few seconds

[wehavekookies]

First of all, how are these five years old already.

#the witcher #regis #geralt of rivia #sometimes i browse my old art #and I'm like: #how the hell was I able to produce fifteen pieces a month wtf #i know i know #it was before working three jobs #ms #and the world collapsing #but still wtf #kooks art #also the modern AU was a banger ngl

[ozlices]

let's all collectively pretend to be shocked

#mine #hbomberguy #james somerton #like obviously he was lying but this is still. like... genuinely. wtf are u doing even TRYING to come back #and not even bothering to even slightly keep your false words. god.