#but like!! bare minimum pls?

[padfootastic]

I’m still not entirely certain what ChatGP (or whatever it’s called) is and frankly, I don’t want to know. At least if I get something wrong, I know what it is and why I got it wrong and can explain what the thought process was. Also, research is like my bread and butter, give me a few hours, some snacks and drinks, and I’m happy as a clam (are clams happy? How did that saying come about?)

dUDE i’m so glad u don’t know. i wish i didn’t know. i was forced to because idiots around me, and on my group, would not stop fucking using it for everything and it just. aghhhhhh. i can’t tell u how annoying it is to see someone write a paper on something, excitedly go to them to talk about it, and then see fully glazed over eyes bc they have no idea what they put in. multiple times. i’ve had my work affected because my partner thought using chatgpt was better and faster than just doing their own research.

i have the rage of a thousand eternally blazing stars in my heart towards it and i’m not even exaggerating.

#but also same!! research is my fkn jam #gimme a rabbit hole to bury in and i’ll create 383 more #i *love* knowing things and finding new info #and i get not everyone does and shouldn’t have to #but like!! bare minimum pls? #and also—i don’t understand why people aren’t more worried about like. data privacy concerns? #like ur willingly giving them so much of u #and i know it doesn’t count for a lot when data privacy is already on such thin ice #but still….aren’t u worried on an individual level.. #i remember wanting to see what it was like once and they asked me to make an account #with my PHONE NUMBER #oh hell no #i don’t even know why i have such vehement paranoid dislike #but i do #and i’m gonna stay a crotchety old woman if i need to lol #(sorry for the rant anon u didn’t ask for it but this is something that grinds all my gears 💀) #pen’s asks

[unohanadaydreams]

Mars I will sell you my hypothetical firstborn child if you write something with Grimmjow + spanking please. 👀👀

Hand over the hypothetical firstborn at your convenience, anon.

Features: 18+, spanking, hair pulling, reader is deeply embarrassed by wanting said spanking, Grimmjow wants to eat through that shame like a juicy, juicy fruit.

GRIMMJOW + SPANKING

Stretched teeth, uncovered from root to crown, jab into the tensed skin above your shoulder blade. A fossil of his previous, unknowable self, the mask of smooth bone is wholly inhuman.

You stiffen further when he does it again. Inherit instinct enmeshing to your modern sense of shame and want. You try to curl away. The wiry length of his arms, his hands meeting at your stomach, keep you flat.

“You’re getting scared over nothing.”

The warm puffs of breath that had raised a trail of damp along your back were plenty to be embarrassed over. You shivered as the sloppy line of condensation cooled. The thrumming want in you unfurled, fronds of pleasure straightening to meet the heat Grimmjow generated.

Shifting you more squarely in his lap, fingers squirmed between your pressed thighs.

“Grimmjow,” you squeaked, then said, then whined.

Smiling, the human side of his face rubbed against your cheek and he mocked you. Called your name in three between puffs of humor.

You tugged at the ropey muscles of his forearms, scrambled at his elbows, and struggled to keep your thighs tight while your fingers slipped uselessly over his.

“What’s it about humans and wanting punished?”

Switching tactics, you reached back, tugging at Grimmjow’s hair.

“Please don’t say anymore,” you said, one of your hands holding onto the sharp, exaggerated cheekbone of his fragmented mask as the other gripped at the roots of any hair you could hold.

“Why? I liked it too. Everyone looks better roughed up,” Grimmjow said. His fingers forced between your thighs in earnest.

The moment you moved to stop him, you found yourself bouncing on the mattress you’d gotten cheap, third-hand, and feeling like springboard. If Grimmjow hadn’t grabbed you, you would’ve rolled to the floor.

As he lay on his lap, your ass comfortably in range of his prominent hand, you wish you’d rolled to the floor.

At least your face was pressed into the sheets and he wasn’t forcing you to look him in the eyes. At least he was tugging your underwear down your thighs instead of ripping through them. At least he was doing exactly what you wanted while being blessedly sile—

“I don’t get why you watch videos of it, but don’t say you want it,” he said, ruining your list of things to be grateful for. “You humans….so scared to say you like this stuff when that’s half of what the video box plays. That’s what I’m punishing you for. Not gonna stop till you tell me what you want.”

Grimmjow talks about it so casually that you’re blindsided by the first hit and you cough on inhaled spit.

He squeezes one cheek, toying with it until you calm.

Then smacks you again.

Your legs tremble and hips circle by the third hit.

“Us hollows have hard skin,” he grunts as he smacks you again. “Im barely hitting, y’know. You’re just sensitive.”

Grimmjow makes every spank unpredictable. Some coming right after another while others strike after he’s massaged the blanket of stinging needles from your ass cheeks.

The only sound you can bear to emit are cries from being smacked and moans as he works you up between them.

Admitting you like all the things in the porn he caught you watching seems impossible. Saying you want him to hit harder and more and do it all while he’s inside you is an insurmountable task.

“Say something and I’ll pull your hair,” Grimmjow purrs.

Your face is hot and sticky from breathing into the sheets as you turn so your cheek is rubbing against the lowest thread count known to home goods.

He spanks you several times before you can from words beyond ‘uh’ or ‘it uh’.

“It feels good.”

“You like it a lot?”

Grimmjow’s fingers, the curve of his nails less wicked than he likes them to be, but rounded so he can touch you, unfettered, move to where your hair has been gathered into a thick scrunchie.

“Yes,” you agree as he spanks you and pulls your hair and grows harder underneath you.

You’re mutually stubborn, but Grimmjow is sure to hear the words he wants by the end of the night. He’s relentless. He can claw anything from anyone.

All you have to cling to is a crust of human shame thinly withholding your desires. Still, you twist sheets into your fists as he lifts your head and spanks you again.

You cling.

#reader: I’ll NEVER be honest about my desires!!!!! #Grimmjow: damn ma you live like this #Grimmjow x reader #grimmjow jaegerjaquez x reader #bleach imagines #Grimmjow x you #okay I’m finally posting kink asks pls hold your applause at my below bare minimum ❤️

[vigilskeep]

i need you all to stop defaulting to referring to hawke as a man for posts that are abt hawke in general but especially on my posts where i specifically used they/them. come on. like yes my main hawke is also a guy yes default male hawke is popular that doesn’t mean you have to exclude every hawke that doesn’t go by he/him from every other post for absolutely no reason

#women exist actually. non-binary people even. this may be shocking to some of you #i realise how aggressive this comes off and like i cant control how other people post #but pls on MY posts do the bare minimum and look at the pronoun i used in the post its not hard

[casteru]

#im not trying to be mean but #what else do i have to do #im not going to search for stuff you can easily find yourself via a simple google search #and even if you’re still going to send one PLS read that wcif etiquette post #at least don’t do it in the comments like cmon #give me the bare minimum of basic manners #thank you #moots you’re good btw

[vakarians-babe]

can i just say getting back into swtor has me seriously side eyeing the number/variation of body types in games like bg3. its the way that an mmo that launched in 2012 did like. pretty much the minimum. and it still has more variation with 4 body types per frame.

#this is not me saying swtor is perfect pls do not assume that sojdhfbgohsjdfg #theres a lot i would change about cc #but the fact that the chubby body option adds appropriate weight to the face and neck and the built option does too #like......................guys its bare minimum here #bg3 critical

[strawberrybyers]

i’m freaking out about the support of byler from the cast because the cast gets a lot more focus than the crew. even if the directors, writers, editors, or costume designers were to say byler is real or that they ship it, the general audience doesn’t care. the cast is the face of the show so them saying they ship byler or being supportive of it in one way or another is everything. queer ships are always viewed as fans over-sexualizing the characters or fans being straight up delusional and fans are made to feel bad for wanting representation or seeing chemistry between fictional characters despite the fact that straight people do this with straight ships all the time. so to have byler have support from the cast—the people the audience mainly pays attention to—is a very big win in my eyes.

#like pls let queer people enjoy things #small things feel like big wins when you are so used to receiving nothing or literally the bare effing minimum #byler #stranger things

[lipgoth]

I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am Not asking for too much

#im really not #i feel like i am and i have to stop doing this to myself #it is. the bare minimum. #pls relax bitch #🫀

[badolmen]

The lack of source checking in conservative circles is fucking horrific. They take everything at headline value and don’t actually think about implications. Like jfc guys it’s not that hard to actually click on the article and read the SECOND PARAGRAPH about how the protestors specifically rioted in regards to the attacker’s SPECULATED ethnicity and terrorism being ruled out as a motive. They don’t care about his actual motive or the people they hurt - they just want more political ammunition for their anti-immigration views and they’re mad it’s not being handed to them on a silver platter. They set a cop car and double decker bus on fire in their tantrum about border control. That’s why it’s far-right - they’re a bunch of anti-immigration racists, not reasonable people deeply concerned about kids getting stabbed. Actually read your fucking sources before bitching about being unfairly portrayed in media.

#ra speaks #politics #irish politics #conservatives #anti immigration #discourse #sorry I still follow folk from my. 2015 era of dumbassery. #and sometimes something crosses my dash that I cannot directly reblog bc jfc man #but I gotta make a post about it like *shaking an old wayward mutual by the shoulders* you still follow my trans gay anarchist leftist ass. #look at how stupid this is and reconsider your dumbassery pls be better #anyways. I don’t even go here I just think reading sources is like. bare fucking minimum. #this isn’t even critical assessment this is just written word. you’re not entertaining the biases of the author #if you aren’t reading beyond the fucking headline

[mageiia]

maggie's altars* :

hermes espresso grounds cat treats feathers gold candles coins from around the world and different ages yellow and orange post-it notes the fool, the magician, the hanged man, and all ace tarot cards a joint alexandrite, citrine, sodalite, ruby, and leopard skin jasper crystals and stones

ariadne rubik's cube puzzle boxes with yarn in the center red & gold candles wine corks snake sheddings (naturally found, as whole as possible) chalice for bourbon/wine pearl necklace the empress, the star, temperance, and all queen tarot cards lodestone, rose quartz, citrine, and flower agate crystals and stones

hypnos opium pipe pressed poppies lavender black & white candles hematite ring a couple mini notebooks that functioned as dream journals a clear quartz pendulum with its own stand the wheel of fortune, strength, ten of cups, and page of cups tarot cards smoky quartz, peach moonstone, lapis lazuli, tiger's eye, and obsidian crystals and stones

dionysus leopard skull black & purple candles wine corks chalice for wine pinecones & evergreen clippings vine fruits, primarily grapes & strawberries black scrying mirror a bloodstone figurine of a leopard garnet and carnelian beaded bracelets and anklets the hierophant, death, and the devil tarot cards grape agate, sugilite, and amethyst crystals and stones

pan assorted wildflower honey mushrooms brown & green candles wood and bone pan flute goat horns small mason jar of sea water from ionian sea the hermit, justice, the moon, and judgment tarot cards fuchsite, emerald, calcite, and flourite crystals and stones

*she has a different but close by space where she does her active work, with more practical tools and a more neutral space, but these line the room with appropriate distances between them lol

#*̳ i. out ᵒᶠ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳ ) — star 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑠 🔮 #*̳ iv. character ˢᵗᵘᵈʸ ) — r̳a̳w̳ ᵇᵉᵗʷᵉᵉⁿ the 𝑟𝑖𝑏𝑠 🔮 #this is in her main verse and once she becomes a goddess and a mother she adds to this list. #bare minimum each of her children get an altar of their own. #some of them get gardens for them specifically in her own realm; like pan hermes and ari all get their own garden beds #also this isn't from my personal experience this is just how she operates with these deities! #i did my own research but pls don't take this as a 'how to worship so and so' bc.....um. yeah. #ANWYAY cheers!

[comebackali]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Padmé Amidala/Anakin Skywalker Characters: Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala Additional Tags: Lactation Kink, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Pregnant Sex Series: Part 7 of Promptober 2022 Summary:

It's just… they’d gotten bigger, and Anakin was never the type of person to covet the unrealistic bodies he saw on the holos, but where Padme’s breasts had once fit neatly into his palms, they gradually began to overflow past the reaches of his fingers as her pregnancy settled into the second trimester.

Day 7: Lactation (Kinktober)

Author’s Note: The fact that there are no lactation kinks involving Padme on ao3 is astounding. Not one fic where the og star wars mom lactates. Can’t believe I have to do everything around here smh

#literally THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE #the fact that there's no anidala lactation is a TRAGEDY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS #mommywife is literally RIGHT THERE #and she's PREGNANT #you people disappoint me sm #pls get kinkier like this isn't even kinky it should be the BARE MINIMUM considering the circumstances #but thank you ao3 author bettlesacuired you're an angel and we're all glad you're here #otp: love won't save you #star wars #fic #sw fic #pt #lactation #anidala

[glimpsesofeuterpe]

drawing is fun but it's also harder to learn than other skills imho (it takes lots of patience and dedication, both things i have but they aren't powerful enough, are they now- i mean i am always into drawing long haired guys that's for sure but its different it's not like drawing drawing its more like less of drawing it's more like sculpting mindlessly i am totally so normal when it comes to the art of hair doing egdfgdfgfd----) as a member of the mediocre ppl club i firmly believe there's no such thing as tAlEnT. there are only two choices you can pick to level a skill up for real: 1) interest 2) hard work

#blahblah #and if you are depressed you'll suck just like me no matter how hard you milk remains of both out ahahahaha #arent i real funny in tags #>_> #shh but seriously pls remember it's just a glitch an illusion #mind playing tricks on it/them/self #you don't suck as much as you think! even if you suck you are still learning something new old! #it counts even if it seems like the bare minimum of trying or/and making a mistake after a mistake in circles #looped mistakes its fine stuff happens its just life and mistakes are meant to be done #you learn and overcome and learn and this is fine

[ryuuseini]

God I wanna... Say Something regarding fatphobia in media and the terms ppl use in describing characters who gain weight over time ("letting go" like bro shut the fuck up???) and how like, there's also nuance to the discussion (like, a character who starts out on the heavier side choosing to lose weight shouldn't be demonized either - as PLENTY of people want to lose weight for various reasons, and while you can point to a decent amount of it stemming from our fatphobic society, a lot of it is also just personal desire at the end of the day - but I also understand that if your ONLY fat character loses weight at the end and the other characters don't change either, then that's not good) but idk, I'm a little too tired to properly articulate what's going on in my mind? But I just... wish this was more of a discussion

#fatphobia #like - this is coming from someone who is overweight and is very visibly so #and yeah i do wanna lose weight simply because i dont like the way it distributes on me #but theres also the pressure of my mom who thinks its just wrong of me to be this weight and im like ??? pls stop #but I know for ME its more a personal desire #but i think my biggest issue is that like. bc we're at a state of representation where the bare minimum is never met #we're pushing for a monolithic representation of a far more diverse group #which. yes. i get it. ppl shouldnt be reduced to 'hi im fat bc i love food' and that be all rep #like no i 100% agree with that like a character shouldnt be striped down to solely be about being what marginalized group they are #but humans are so fucking nuanced that like. i DO want to see a character who does have a vibe of 'i like food!!' but have OTHER traits #like you have the skinny anime boy who has a million of other traits and cannot solely be defined by 'loves food' #but you also see them literally DROOLING over food and ordering a shit ton of food and somehow eating it all and like #and like the fact that here im specifically talking about Luke Yugioh Sevens who i would ACTUALLY describe as a kid who has like #ZERO awareness of the world outside of himself but does have a strong sense of self worth and genuinely wants to be great #but is very much aware he has to EARN that and doesnt want to be handed it... makes you wonder why marginalized identities dont have nuance #like??? pls just... make ppl human. humans are messy. thats what MAKES us human #this kinda got away from me but yk what i mean im tired lol

[imwritesometimes]

having to tell my family I can't make the marinara sauce today like a solemn press conference 'due to unforseen circumstances I cannot make marinara today...' and everyone being like ok :(

#all I want is to be able to use my kitchen for a whole month! I don't think that's an unreasonable ask! I really don't! #but the universe does.... #🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞 spaghetti tomorrow pls pls pls god I will just lie down and die if this shit continues #I'm so tired I think I might literally just spend the last of this month just. doing fuck all nothing. #like. barest of bare minimums. job hunt is on hold classes hunt is on hold. things are so stressful rn I cannot juggle all of this #erin explains it all

[maiteo]

maybe it’s me, but i don’t understand the consensus that the same people who literally rushed to the defense of a r*pist would speak up about the hermoso/rubiales situation…? why would anyone who interacted with that m*ndy post speak up about anything that doesn’t solely serve men?

was that not whole ordeal, them showcasing their their misogyny? they don’t care about women in the slightest, I feel like that was glaringly obvious. why do they need to add some phony, obviously written by pr statement, that doesn’t even reflect how they actually feel?

#if anything they’re against her and don’t take situations like this seriously like….cmon now #some of these posts tweets etc are so annoying bc like….we know why they aren’t saying shit PLS #and when ppl get pressured to speak on certain issues it doesn’t mean they care it means they felt pressured. #tbh id rather ppl who dont care. those who dont give a shit. to stay silent rather than ppl laud them for the bare minimum🤷🏽‍♀️ #when people show you their true colors…you believe them! age old tale. #anyways just a thought…be easy. beijos have a lovely weekend✌🏽 #mine

[yammy-yammy-yama]

just doing this in spite of a post i've seen about the jjk female cast

#hot take post #im NOT a gege defender by any means!! i can make a 30 page dissertation about how yukis death was completely unnecessary #+ if i were to give jjk a 0 to 10 rating i would give it a 6.5/10 #but cmon dude be fucking for real rn #this sort of argument is so disingenous that it crosses the line on misogyny #like yes i agree fanboyism over a author doing the bare minimum is bad #BUT not every female/male/whatever character needs to be fucking “useful” in a story #who the fuck sets the standard of what “useful” is anyways? #at the end of the day they're supposed to be PEOPLE!! #so trying to box a whole set of characters into who's “useful” or not is frankly stupid #yes pls go on how female characters should be explored as much as male characters #BUT don't use this broken ass argument bc it can easily be disproven and open a loophole for ppl to be misogynistic #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk spoilers

[electric-plants]

the way genshin domains are THAT stingy with talent materials is insane actually

#genshin impact #i continue to hate grinding in a game that is like 80% grinding #not sure which domain i hate more at this point #the ingenuity talent domain or the deepwood memories artifacts domain #i just want alhaitham to have nice things pls #i didn’t get a single philosophies of ingenuity today🙃 #i ran that domain SO many times #and each time its giving me absolutely nothing like PLEASE #have the same issue trying to get gemstones #always giving me the bare minimum rip