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Is this anything?
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random-dragon-exe · 11 months
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Basically one scene from Labyrinth Runners in a nutshell:
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memosminifridge · 1 year
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whenever people use the "intricate rituals" line about nandor, i get it but i have to laugh because it's like... yeah i guess his ritual is just literally having sex with other men, all the time
you construct intricate rituals that allow you to touch the skin of other men guillermo specifically (all other men are fair game ✌️)
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queen-scribbles · 3 months
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Ngl, my favorite part of Imp-side Jedi Under Siege.
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rhaenin-time · 6 days
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It will never not be funny that Daemon Targaryen is a better step-parent than Alicent is.
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sawiet · 17 days
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in general, for some time i've been nurturing an idea for a fanfic, in which naruto gets a job as a gardener (or someone else) in the wealthy uchiha household. there he meets sasuke, who is well-educated, smart, handsome, but sometimes a bit sarcastic or condescending (this is by no means arrogance, it's just that sometimes he finds it amusing that naruto doesn't know famous writers or musicians, doesn't understand political stuff).
naruto, who had never before thought about his origin, upbringing, and education, begins to feel a huge gap between him and sasuke; and the worst part is that it sincerely affects him. since the central plot revolves around sasuke and naruto's relationship, one of the main (but not the only) reasons for naruto's changes and re-education is the desire to become equal to sasuke. naruto dreams of understanding his jokes, engaging in conversations, and being interesting to sasuke in return. but for now, he only feels ashamed of himself and looks at sasuke as if from "below upwards," as something unattainable.
sasuke notices these emotional struggles, but doesn't quite understand the exact reason. naruto likes him, but he always feels that there is something more behind it, something he's afraid to even say out loud. when naruto becomes too obvious in his emotions, sasuke gets scared and chooses to distance himself (again: it's not about naruto's social status, but rather about the unconventional feelings and fear of letting down his family). naruto interprets this incorrectly, and... *here you can insert any sad gay drama*
naruto doesn't give up his pursuits; he reads books, watches serious movies, meets new people, changes many jobs, each time getting better and better positions. where does all this lead? he finally understands what sasuke was talking about, what he was joking about; sometimes naruto even realizes that he doesn't agree with him on everything. he dreams of meeting him again (it's been about five years? you choose the timeframe), but not out of a malicious desire to make an impression, but just to talk, as he always dreamed.
personally, i'm not a fan of bad endings, so in my version, they meet again, gradually getting used to each other again. at first, perhaps, it's awkward because they parted on a bad note, but over time, it gets better. they cautiously learn about each other's lives, notice changes, maturity, adulthood in each other. hidden feelings burst out again with renewed strength, but they're no longer the same teenagers (okay, they were about twenty?), so they don't repeat past mistakes. they're okay and love each other.
the more i thought about this idea, the more it seemed to me that i had already seen it somewhere. there are many historical novels and movies about class division and impossible love. the answer found me today: it's damn "martin eden." the funniest thing is that i never liked this book (or jack london's work in general). but now i want to go back to this work after many years and discover something new in it. so you could say that the fanfic is partially inspired by this book, even if i didn't suspect it.
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yuhi-san · 19 days
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you know, its kinda funny how much of a polarizing person vash is in universe. like people he meets can almost always be put in one of two categories
wants to murder him (subcaregories of 'actual violent intent' and 'i'm gonna wring that stupid idiots neck')
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absolutely adores him
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kafkaesqueer · 8 months
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Can't believe Coach Ben literally said "you're not like other girls. You're normal" to Natalie. And she said "you know what? I'm actually worse" and prove that to him the very same day by becoming their queen.
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kimboo-york · 1 year
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I love nothing more than an author's note that says smth like "well I've been working on this and had to up the chapter count from 15 to 18, hope you don't mind!" and then you look at the chapter count and
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Am I the only one to notice that in the first scene of 'The Star Beast', as soon as he came out of the Tardis, David started walking like Crowley and then immediately corrected himself?
UPDATE: after watching 'Wild Blue Yonder', I noticed that whenever he puts the hands in his pockets, he tends to move like Crowley but he still holds himself.
I guess he really interiorize the wall
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winterprince601 · 8 months
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tired dad, ned stark: oh gee, bran's wolf saved him from an assassin. i should have let the girls keep the wolves... i suppose if it will keep her safe, arya can study the blade.
arya, immediately covered in cat scratches and suspicious bruises, balancing blindfolded at the top of the highest set of stairs she could possibly find in the red keep: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
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bad-traffic-smp-ideas · 8 months
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What if for a season they made it so that each session, each of the players teleported somewhere randomly at different intervals? And sometimes it could be with another player, like, imagine showing your ally a very valuable resource, and all of a sudden, they're replaced with the enemy. While it doesn't add too much, but we can always keep the boogeyman curse, and if you kill them before you teleport, that person doesn't need to teleport anymore, and if the player has teleported already, they don't need to anymore.
And once someone dies, instead of respawning in their last respawn point, they could just respawn in some random area. There could be an area where they turn in some set item in order to only teleport once or just stop themselves from teleporting for that session, like how they've done the singular enchanting table in the past. Not much of an idea, but still an idea.
The world can be infinite too if Grian's not a coward.
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incorrectestzb1 · 3 months
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Hanbin: Group hug! ZB1: *Grumbles about it being too hot but awkwardly tries to maneuver into a big hug* Ricky: ...Who just took my wallet? Gunwook, disappointed: Ah, it’s empty Gunwook: Sorry, here, you can have it back
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twyrrinren · 27 days
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the funniest thing about "you can't ship Bachelor and Haruspex, they hate each other!!!" is that's an extrapolation of Changeling's narrative: it's beneficial for her that other two healers can't stand each other; and well, you could argue that in her route Bachelor and Haruspex do hate-hate each other, however, they sadly don't kill each other hhh
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Matt, RPing a scene with himself and missing everyone else miming at each other and acting out what they’re doing, is so funny to me.
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capn-twitchery · 19 days
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were the masters fucking betting on how the PC would react bc that's so funny
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