#but heyyyy who knows

[jamieedlund]

Just a tired overworked college student and his marketable master--I mean little bug pal plushie. I dub this AU New York mages and the concept arts for them from the dark ages will be under the cut if anyone is interested. I hope I will be brave enough to release more of the 3 sketchbooks worth of lore I've written for them in the future.

Because I like the tumblr format you guys get exclusive views on my super old concept for Callum and Aaravos. Welcome to the modern AU. Apologies for any ugly looking renders I'm still learning how to art properly aaaaaaಠ▃ಠ

Aaaand this relationship chart is still pretty much accurate

Coming up next - How they met probably---

#my art #the dragon prince #tdp #aaravos #callum #tdp modern au #tdp nymages #tdp ny mages #that's the tag I'm going to use for this AU from now on #doodle #sketches #tdp aaravos #tdp callum #modern au #marketable plushie #also no romance in the au #yet #I don't know if the world is ready for that #but heyyyy who knows #I hope you like them #I kinda just wanna draw something comforting tbh #and plushie aaravos is the next best thing #please let me know if you guys are interested hahaha #thank you #oh wait is the #little bug pal #tag is a thing?

[owlpellet]

when your OC is both an artist and also a simp for an NPC you may someday find yourself having to do high-effort pieces solely for The Bit

(slightly fixed)

#gromph baenre #forgotten realms #legend of drizzt #dungeons and dragons #drow #d&d #have you seen that quail with a gang of turkeys post #because that is Niram with the Bregan D’aerthe #the party needed help with a coup and did NOT want to call the devil nation #so Niram contacted the bd and was like heyyyy do you want in on this power vacuum #we need to take over a wizard tower you see #and they were like oh sick and showed up with gromph who was like #I am going to fill the power vacuum #and Niram was like wow oh wow yes sir immediately sir I don’t know you but #i am going to imprint on you immediately sir #anyway that’s the story of why I have spent three days painting gromph goddamn baenre #If I do not get a point of inspiration I will fly to his house and inhale him #Also HAHAHA YES the other pic was a study #surprise

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"

#both change on a daily basis #gender depends on vibes. weather. A Cool Art Piece I Saw On Tumblr. a dream i had the night prior. what im doing at the moment. song playin #i use & prefer they/them but really anything is free game For The Bit. i am willing to play pretend and try on different hats! #orientation depends on who im looking at in the moment. like i consistently surprise myself with who i do/dont find attractive #it also happens.... less than id expect. but when it does happen its a very strong Ohhhhhh. Ohoho Hi Heyyyy<3 moment #BUT OH ITS SO FUN TO BE UNLABELABLE #thats not a word! except yes it is! #i take the boxes people try to put me in. i make a sickass fort outta them & add blankets and pillows & paint #there is a drawbridge and a moat. and origami dragons! #its so so fun #but also very annoying on the rare occasion im asked what i am #like! fuck if i know! this is my first time being alive! its none of my business! i have bigger omelets to burn! #its like.... #'are you gay' yes but also no 'are you a lesbian' yes but also no 'are you bi' yes but also no 'are you-' Yes But Also No. #again: wildcard. #absolutely unprompted #its like... oh man if i wasnt so squeamish about syringes i could make my gender Soooo Me <3 #bc i want a deeper voice but i like my body how it is. mostly. its literally just my voice that i dont like #& facial hair would be nice but also do i want to deal with the hassle that is shaving. no i do not <3 #still i cherish the two hairs i have on my chin. theyre so neat #i wish skirts were comfortable. i need a better eyeliner pen. i need more tank tops and a good binder. i want to confuse people #and then like... women with deep voices and men who're all dolled up and ambiguous folks who are so visibly queer- #there is so much to love everywhere and i do not care for the generally excepted/used fences people keep putting up #im ripping up their signs and kicking over the fences. Let Us Roam Free Range #shoutout to all my fellow Idk What The Fuck I Am And I Like It That Way homies. we're so funky #and you're So fucking valid. you don't need a label and you don't need a description. you are so so so awesome and rad as hell

[deityofhearts]

I haven’t acquired it yet but I convinced my roommates mom to give me this teapot lamp thing >:3

#deity dialogue #we don’t know if it works but tbh I don’t care i just think it’s pretty #I had to do it while my roommates little sister was distracted because of you want something then she will also want it and no one wants to #deal with her pitching a fit over wanting something simply because someone else wanted it so usually she gets the thing or no one does #but I really wanted the fucking lamp so I planned out my asking for the lamp strategically #me and lex and kait approached their mother like ‘heyyyy you know that lamp that has been sitting in the building? who’s is it? can we have #it ✨👀?’ #mine now

[grahamcarmen]

...hmmm....redcrackle Anastasia au....hmmm

#red crackle #red crackle thoughts #carmen x gray #carmen x graham #gray x carmen #graham x carmen #text #is carmen not basically a lost princess who needs to be reunited with her mama?? #also just ran across the scene in the opera where shes just wringing the paper and dimitri takes her hand #twofold heyyyy dont worry vibe and literally how her face dropped in kiwi and hes like WE got this carmen #:( i just needed to know she was alright #Carmen sandiego 2019

[livvyofthelake]

do i have the power to engineer a chance encounter in which my sister is endeared by the artful dodger enough to watch it with me… well not tonight but we will persist!!!

#unfortunately she sucks and doesn’t have any REAL all consuming obsessions #so i can never just be like heyyyy Actor You Know And Like is in this!!! that’s never enough i’ve tried it #she wouldn’t even watch now you see me and that franchise has like. THREE actors she likes in it… bro… #and this is why harry potter fans are losers who don’t have any real conviction #woah that was mean. listen all i’m saying is that that woman owns a truly frightful amount of harry potter merch and yet every time i try to #dangle daniel radcliffe over her head like bait to get her to watch something i like it doesn’t work #can you imagine being like that. imagine your favorite media. imagine the star of that media. if someone was like hey you should watch this #the star of your favorite media is in here! YOU all would be like one yes i would love to see that! because YOU have conviction and passion #these people do not. normie ass franchise to be into dear god #of course. there ARE freaks. we know this. we’ve seen this and proved this. i would know #but like. i’m not saying this in regards to redacted i’m saying it in general

[magnifiico]

"i hope i didn't scare you." his tone is as flat & as listless as usual: but james is referring to that sudden gunshot he'd taken in order to save mags' life. less the action ⸻ although james supposes that most people aren't used to guns being fired ⸻ and more the loud noise. james doesn't stop to consider the fact that mags had been splattered in blood & how that might've been more terrifying.

@jaamesunderland || ohoooo herewego 👀

The growl thundering up his chest, riding along the roof of his mouth, is rather more frustrated than it is scared.

Magnifico (Magnifico? Can he even call himself that here, where the title doesn't matter? The fame is absent? Everything he built out of reach?) barely registers the concern in his apparent savior's words—but certainly not his tone—as he focuses on the curve of his own fingers. There are droplets of that telltale crimson, yes: a new splash of unwanted color on his outfit. But no matter how much it sickens him, his concern remains at full force elsewhere—

“Why isn't it working?” He flexes his hand into a fist, releases, strain quavering up the length of his arm. “What is—” Nothing. Nothing. Not a tingle or a burn of energy in his veins. No sign of the magic he'd spent years studying, laboring to perfect all for the sake of... He needs this for himself, this time. Himself.

Where—

“Y-you...” he mutters, relenting as a freely trembling hand drops to his side. As if Magnifico has only now noticed the stranger who'd so kindly ruined his outfit saved him from... something, his focus sharpens ever so slightly. He blinks, and his brow creases. “What is this place? Who are you?”

#jaamesunderland #˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 《 answered 》 #hey heyyyy thanks for sending this in! :D i'm excited to explore this with you! #magnifico in an unfamiliar place AND without his magic? panic central owo/ he's doing great guys #ty for looking after his dumb ass james u-u lord knows he needs it #mag's about to be a very vocal and dramatic bih who needs someone to tell him to shut up so #congrats james 8') it gets to be YOU !! #shAKES MAG HONESTLY- PLS HAVE SOME TACT

[strangefable]

also. to everyone who tagged me recently, i love you and i promise i'm not ignoring you, i'm just in a terrible mood and bleary-eyed and your work deserves better than that. i promise to respond to tags asap &lt;3

#maybe someday soon i will even share something of my own who knows #i am so very close to losing every last fuck i've ever owned #anyway i am sorry i'm a mess but i love all of you <3 #also side note wondering why tumblr doesn't think i'm deserving of one of those posted x many posts things #like. i have 20k+ posts why am i not good enough for this stupid nonsense award? :/ #honestly there's no justice in this world #heyyyy wtf maybe don't reblog personal posts of mine if you're not my mutual it's not cool #this is a personal message meant for my friends

[rosicheeks]

Found this meme which is definitely about you 😂

😇

#HEHE SO TRUE #ahhhhhh this made me so happy when I saw this #like I’ve seen this meme on my dash so many times #and I’m like #heyyyy it’s me #but it feels so nice knowing I’m not the only one who thinks so! #I do think I need more squishmallows though #I don’t want to tag her and bother her but one of my mutuals puts me to SHAME #her stuffie/squishmallow collection is insane and I’m always so so jealous of her #I want more stuffiesssss #but then I’m like #I don’t have anywhere to put more stuffies 🥺 #bah the struggle #anyway getting distracted #this is so so so so SO cute that you thought of lil me 🥺👉👈 #thank you cutie 🥰 #about me 😇 #one day I will have a mountain of stuffies 💖💖💖 #ask

[loveofastarvingdog]

😁👍 i'm winning at therapy

#timothy's txts. #was talking about how i feel and she was like Hey i want you to take some quizzes 😳☺️ #and then gave me mood disorder / health / anxiety tests #like damn okay. for real #tw emoji #tw therapy mention #anyways i've got moderate anxiety. wjho knew #i feel like my anxiety is more severe than that but who care you know #also she's like heyyyy have you considered adhd meds because i feel like #they might help you focus -> help your school -> help your self esteem -> help your energy etc #and i'm like soooo true bestie :) but i have not seen a doctor in years

[sunlightwoo]

teehee new theme!!

#heyyyy #im back ish #maybe #who knows #smiles

[lungs-and-gills]

find the word tag game!

@writinglittlebeasts tagged @joyful-soul-collector which is my main, to find the words deep, trouble, probably, and fall! Very exciting, lets crack in:

Deep (I've used it 60 times....which I guess makes sense considering it's the Literal Ocean but still lol. Here I chose #14)

“I’m gonna need you to stop looking at me like that,” Tatum said, glaring at Art. Art blinked, and rearranged his face into what he hoped was a more neutral one. 

“I--Sorry, it’s just… I didn’t think you killed people,” Art said, feeling stupid as the words left his mouth. 

“We wouldn’t be here if I didn’t,” Tatum said dully. “We’d be dead ten times over.”

In that moment, Art saw a horrible darkness in Tatum’s eyes, somehow deeper and more terrifying than he’d seen before. Tatum had absolutely no remorse for killing. He didn’t care in the slightest. 

It was only when he looked at Loch that the darkness faded.

Trouble (only 3 times! Here's #2)

“But… that doesn’t make sense,” Tatum said, trying to wrap his head around it. “Having dark skin doesn’t do anything to them, it’s not hurting anybody--”

“It’s less about whether Seven’s skin offended them or something, and more about how Seven’s skin color made it easier to hurt them. Like I said, people don’t care as much about people with dark skin, and that includes people like the police. People hurt and kill and kidnap and do all kinds of horrible shit to people with dark skin, people like Seven, people like me, because they know they won’t get in trouble for it,” Art said, now looking angry. Anger looked odd on Art’s face, he never usually saw Art angry. 

But it made sense. Just thinking about the fact that apparently, people thought of Art like this as well was enough to make Tatum’s blood boil.

Probably (#34/36)

“Maybe they were hidey spikes. Like the Hug Fish.”

“The Hug Fish?” Art said with a raised eyebrow. 

“Yeah!” Loch said, his eyes turning bright. “Tay says they can hide their whole body, like a octopus! Right, Tay?”

Tatum smirked and nodded. 

“…do you mean cuttlefish?” Art said with a small laugh. But Loch frowned at him as he took another bite. 

“No, pretty sure it’s Hug Fish. But Tay says if we ever see one then we probably can’t hug it. Hug Fish only hug fish.”

“Do they now?” Art said, now clearly trying to keep a straight face for Loch. 

“Yep.”

“Well, that’s good to know.”

Fall (#23/28)

He took it hesitantly, staring at the strip of meat with a mixture of curiosity and disgust. Not that it didn’t look delicious, it did, he was more disgusted with the fact that he wanted it so badly. Eventually he sat up fully, and after an encouraging look from Tatum, took a bite. 

It was the most amazing thing he ever tasted. The fish seemed to fall apart in his teeth, the texture not at all the slimy, odd feeling he remembered from having fish as a child. The thing that surprised him the most though was--

“It’s sweet!” Art exclaimed. Tatum laughed at the look on his face, cutting him another piece with his knife. 

“Yes, these ones are sweet. Different parts kinda change on the sweetness, I usually like the tail more on these ones, it’s not as sweet as the head and fins.”

“What do the fins taste like?” Art said. Tatum cut one off and handed it to him. When Art ate it he nearly choked. It tasted like he’d just eaten a spoonful of molasses. “Oh god--jesus, good thing we don’t eat the heads, I don’t think I could handle more than a couple fins.” Tatum just smiled and handed him another piece.

Well that was fun! So for everyone I tag, and anyone who wants to in general, I want you to find tired, weapon, red, and pierce.

No pressure tags: @lukey-the-pup @betwixtbeasts @tracle0 @polyaubergine @albatris @sarah-sandwich-writes @leave-her-a-tome @lettersandinkstains @thel3tterm @musicofglassandwords @snarky-drabbles

#heyyyy if you don't know who this is it's cuz we're probably mutuals on my main #either that or I just think you're a cool writeblr and wanted to tag ya #feel free to just ignore this if you don't like tag games I can never remember who likes them and who doesn't #if you don't know this blog then welcome to my new writeblr hope you enjoy your stay #sea kiddos #art #tatum #loch #seven #LAG snippety

[mona-liar]

Having to fill in for my full time supervisor while they're on vacation is both great and absolutey abysmal. Great bc at least my work matters rn and I have autonomy and responsibility instead of completing boring tasks assigned to me bc no one else wants to do them. Absymal bc what tje fuck were you thinking making ur two month intern the contact person for all your work even tho I dont even have access to the tools necessary to do so???

#Christian du schuldest mir was wenn du zurück bist #Anyway my day mostly consists of finding the ppl who can solve the problem in my stead #And contact them like heyyyy <3 i know u have a lot on ur plate rn <3 but chris is on vacation <3 i dont have the access or skills necessar #For this specific task <3 can you do xy for me pls? <3

[starscelly]

"you will be running around the rink like a teenager until you're 30, and then this machine will chew you up and spit you out.”

junior league | season 2 episode 5

#been a while since i pushed junior league propaganda. heyyyy lol #watch the show <3 its abt hockey <3 and its quite good <3 #and if u need to know where to watch it. please ask. im begging. i need to discuss and dissect this show. please #lets see if i remember my tags for this lol #junior league (show) #molodezhka #andrew jl #antoni jl #alex jl #gregor jl #michael jl #simon jl #rita jl #serge jl #the nice thing abt being the only person who watches this show apparently. i can just make up the tags fjkdskjfs #cel gifs

[swoopyswish]

remembering the friend of my old roommates who had a crush on me and got my number from them but only used it to call me after midnight when he was druuunk drunk to ask me to let him into our apartment to crash on the couch or “help him figure out how to get home.” like yes, i am almost always sober at that time but.... i am also always asleep. and i do not know you

#i was just cleaning out my voicemails and there were so many from him at like 2 and 3 am #'yo call me back let me in' 'heyyyy i'm lost can u call me please' #motherfucker.... i am a whole person who doesn't know WHO YOU ARE #weird that he kept trying even though i never once woke up or helped him #anyways he stopped after a while and it never felt creepy or predatory just pathetic honestly #the crush seems like a red herring i honestly just think he has no responsible friends

[nikothebookdragon]

I've discovered the ultimate executive dysfunction formula that works for me!!!!

binder (albeit a diy one) + zero sugar energy drink + noisy rock playlist = ULTIMATE CONCENTRATION

I FEEL UNSTOPPABLE!!!! I've been more productive in the past few hours than the past WEEK, is this what neurotypical ppl feel like all the time?????

#ik its unhealthy but as someone who can't get diagnosed and can't get meds this is the next best thing #I imagine this what adhd meds feel like #oh my GOD I wish I'd known about this earlier #even with my abysmal caffeine tolerance I feel fine???? there'll probably be a crash but the caffeine isn't making me anxious so BIG WIN #aaaaaaaa watch me complete this research project in a night #also binding makes me feel so gender :D #wish I could've done it sooner #alex rambles #adhd? idk her #I only know POWER #probs gonna regret this but heyyyy it's good for now