#but also he looks fucking pregnant

[stackthedeck]

Hey actually calling Peter B Parker my little seahorse was the funniest thing I’ve ever said I’ve fucking peaked

#like he’s obsessed with the seahorses at the beginning of itsv #but also he looks fucking pregnant #and I want to get him pregnant 🫶 #pull his hair get him pregnant it’s women’s history month

[mindlesscurtains]

I like Jerbeth to some degree but. I can't stand the fandom either demonizing Jerry or Beth just to prove a point. Both of them are flawed, mentally unstable individuals, but they deserve love as well.

I genuinely believe that they should've stayed divorced though. Rick reentering Beth's live literally exacerbated Jerry and Beth's marriage problems also considering Beth's thinly veiled emotional abuse towards Jerry. I think them being separated would help them in the long run. Maybe they could be friends in the end.

#// yapping #Rahh want to make a recovery fanfic for Jerry and Beth but. i forgot how to write #i think about jerrick as well and jerrick shippers demonize beth to some degree and i can't fuck with that #look if Rick improves his relationship with Beth while also railing Jerry on the side i think it can get better for the both of them #(delusional) #Jerry Smith #Beth Smith #Jerbeth #Jerrick #I think Jerbeth has been dysfunctional from the start because like Beth's fucking pregnant but like also Jerry's so so loyal to her #i heavily fuck with Jerry having BPD because like let's face it yes he does sorry he's a canonical csa victim and his parents are emotional- #ly unavailable at most #Rick and Morty

[cherry-shipping]

here we have it. the result of 5 years of drawing expeirence at its very peak. the fruits of my labor never tasted so sweet Also the bottom one is my fuckig magnum opus

#cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #my art #self ship #selfship #hey youll never guess what i listened to while making these btw.(the baby is you) #these r all from my folder of images i associate w me and sans (and in this case 1 with papyrus as well) #i suck so fucking bad at drawing papyrus btw partially because i just start laughing uncontrollably at his goofy ass faces #theres a few more shitty doodles but i wont post em cuz i wanna remake em some other time #cuz i ran out of steam after these ones. so theyre like‚ as shitty as they can be basically #haououuguhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgghhhhhhhh. ooooooooooooooooohhgggggg..tails gets trolled face. #what is selfshipping if not exceedingly fucking stupid #also i like how i drew sans pregnant in the last one but since hes already fat he just looks basically the same. lmao

[distraughtlesbian]

i (DESERVEDLY‼️) heckle pb for a lot of their narrative choices but even all these years later this plot twist………masters in cuntology double major in slaysian studies and slutistical analysis minor in motherlogical studies graduated with honours from the university of servington. sorry. they chewed. i love the way it feels to be a hater but they can have their flowers just this 1 time

#THIS WAS SOOOOO GOOD. NO ONE WILL EVER CLEAR JEFF DUFFY’S VILLAIN REVEAL BAR #they gagged me. i can admit it. credit where its due. a win is a win. broken clock twice a day etc. #and the difference between all of pb’s other twist villains (cringe) and duffy veilofsecrets (goated) #is that if you LOOKED if you SAW if you had SIGHT you could tell!!! you could always tell!!! he was always there!!!!! #we knew from like chapter 3 on that pierce had a secretary who died mysteriously #and we knew from the fucking jump that margaret and pierce didn’t love each other #and the reveal that whats her nuts acosta (pierce’s affair partner i forgor skull emoji her first name) was pregnant when she died #also came fairly early on. we just thought the baby was a girl who died with her mother which is like. first rule of murder mysteries. #IF YOU DIDN’T SEE THE BODY W YOUR OWN TWO GOD GIVEN EYES ASSUME THEY ARE NOT DEAD. #GOD. it was so fucking cunty. it was so goddamn good. they peaked here. crimes of passion is good for other reasons #but you’ll never be her (duffy veilofsecrets reveal). give up you’ll never be her #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #veil of secrets #choices veil of secrets #choices vos #kate o’malley #flynn o'malley #grant emerson #naomi silverhawk #jeff duffy #choices vos spoilers #vos spoilers #veil of secrets spoilers

[rohirric-hunter]

I love how we have explained absolutely none of this situation to Horn and Sigileth is already like, "Would Corudan help you? Well? Would he?"

#lotro #spoilers of umbar #horn: *confused sounds of fear* #because like theres no way he knows whats going on with corudan rn #also he was almost certainly told that sigileth was dead #this is very aggressive sigileth #and it does not sound like you are abstaining from the judging #i mean neither am i im super judging #although my judging is more along the lines of hey bro where the FUCK is your pregnant wife #did u even look for her #dont answer that

[hauntingblue]

The marines calling Roger the worst man of the world is something but considering ace renounced him and luffy kinda blindly admires him bc we don't really know much about what he has done past his travels....

#like i know he wasnt but why then #bc he opposed th government and thats it #and now theyre going to kill his son just because they can #also surprised the d came from aces mother (well considering what she could do...) but i really thought it was bc of roger #even if they keep writing gold roger and not gol d roger but alas #tbh idk if thats just a theory or it has been confirmed but im not there yet #also i wanna know more about aces mom #and the fukcing bubbles of saboady keep haunting me!!!!!! #why is the people so sure that roger was bad what happened #and why is rayleigh alive if rogers family is dead like damn #also fuck!!! the marines know about dragon being luffys dad when iva san said to keep ot quiet!!! because of fucking garp!!!! #like lets kill rogers son but dragons is alright i guess #not like i want luffy to die but considering the revolutionary army you know #a newborn doesnt carry any sins just as boats arent good or evil. thats what im talking about #there arent any love stories in one piece and like i get it but it would be nice to know why ace was even born you know #OH ACE LOOKS LIKE HIS MOTHER OOOOOOHHHHH... THATS A DEATH SENTENCE #he has his mothers eyes what if i shit and cry and throw up #this is sickening also #the hunting pregnant women #the orange clouds looking like fire when ace is born. what if i start to sob #nono gol d ace now.... so they are both d names.... is that like a curse because damn... #also ace being held by his mom with the orange clouds behind again..... i am telling you he is like jesus christ you wouldnt get it #mary did you know your womb was also a tomb etc etc #god.... rogers rivals raising his son. whitebeard wanting him to become pirate king.... his rival's son... old men do not make me cry #buggy opening the doors like moses lmao #ace surprised whitebeard is coming for him.... and not believing luffy came for him either #that was good i cant wait to see more flashbacks but how many episodes will we be here until the thre hours are past. i fear for aces knees #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 460

[proshipaes]

Everytime I see one of those ''Gregory is Michael's son and that's why he looks like CC!" theories/AUs all my fucked up brain can think is... What if Gregory looks like CC because he's also William's kid?

Like I'm pretty sure it couldn't work because blah blah timeline, but I desperately want to fuck up Michael's life even more by having him have his own father's kid.

#willmike #aftoncest #shipcest #proship #pro ship #parent/child #they hatefucked and didn't think to use condoms because they're both... u know. corpses #but life finds a way! a way to screw michael over- because now he's pregnant #having a baby that looks a lot like his dead brother probably added like 5 phycological issues to him #however he already had like. All of the Mental Illness so it's barely noticeable. he's too fucked up to notice more problems #also this would make for a really funny reunion because william has no idea he has a new son #so he's like ''this child looks a lot like my youngest son... oh this is michael's kid? how old is he?'' #he does the math in his head and just kind of goes ''hEY WAIT A MINUTE'' #this is so stupid lmao #anyway #my post

[bitchthefuck1]

I just...when do you think Shiv realized she was pregnant? How long after the betrayal did she find out? How do you process something like that? How did she cope?

#like...your husband mother and father all betray you in a devastating and humiliating way. and then maybe a few weeks later you realize #you're pregnant. and the kids father is the man who just stuck a knife in your back #she should get to kill everyone is what I'm saying #also...did tom fuck with her birth control? it definitely doesn't look like this was planned and he's talked about wanting to get her #pregnant on several occasions. and like. since we know he's a scheming piece of shit it would give him a more stable place in the family #failmarriage #shiv roy #siobhan roy #tom wambsgans #shivtom #succession season 4 #succession spoilers #succession

[ratmans-notebooks]

i have to stop looking at blogs with vile takes im getting so worked up for nothing

#squeaking #'actually its okay for trans men to be excluded from trans spaces because women dont have to like men!!" Huh . #your gender essentialism is not better just cause u specified “trans” before talking about Men and Women #“trans women dont like men and also femicide is a word so therefore trans men should not be allowed around transfems ever” #is not the radically progressive take u think it is #truly incomprehensible to me the kind of shit people will come up with. #What are you talking about. do you live on Every trans person perfectly passes with no obstacles or pushback by cis people Planet ?? #1. actually all trans people deserve to share space in the trans coimmunity. so jot that down. #2. there are transmasc girls + transfem boys + bigender people + NONBINARY people HELLO like how are we defining Men? #how are you deciding which trans people are Too Masculine and which of us are Just Masculine Enough answer quickly #3. do you REALLY think transmascs are just excluded from any experiences with misogyny. think real carefully now. #is the expectation from my parents to get pregnant suddenly Not Misogyny since i identify as ftm? #do the constant reminders that i would never be good at physical activities due to Being a Girl when i was 10 not count anymore- #-because at 15 i realized i wanted to have a cock? #be fucking serious. #there is this constant idea that trans men automatically gain all access to cis maleness #and face NO oppression for their proximity to/or percieved womanhood #(like. ur really gonna look a 5'2 teenager with birthing hips and b cups and a round face and a high voice he has Male Privelege.) #and it leads to us being pushed out of both womens AND trans spaces #it is a lose lose for us. everywhere #it is starting to get fucking exhausting #transandrophobia #negative

[appreciatingtokrev]

warrior cats hyperfixation era me was so close to figuring out she’s trans and aroace. so close.

warrior cats hyperfixation era me: ‘‘yeah i usually rp as male cats :) idk i just prefer writing them and it’s easier for me to think as them than as female cats? idk i just prefer them. but irl i’m a girl xD’’

GIRL YOU ARE TRANS.

THAT’S WHY YOU PREFER PLAYING AS TOMS. BC IT REPRESENTS YOUR GENDER MORE ACCURATELY

warrior cats hyperfixation era me: ‘‘my fav clan rank? definitely healer! they don’t have to fight, they just collect herbs and treat the wounded cats. sometimes they also hunt. also they aren’t allowed a mate or kits which is a stupid rule but most of them don’t want that anyway. and yes i love rping healers who just have close friends no mate no kits no forbidden romance no nothing! but i’m omniromantic :)’’

GIRL NO. YOU ARE LITERALLY AROACE

warrior cats hyperfixation era me was so so fucking close. she was so fucking close and she still didn’t realise shit

#when i didn’t rp as healer (which i did whenever i could) i either rped as kit/app too young for romance or usually one of my two fav ocs #firscent or pearbird. firscent is a deputy n he devotes his life to his job & his siblings he’s not interested in romance or kits bc he’s+ #got his job n clanmates. that’s all he wants and needs in life. he doesn’t even wanna be leader he’s a deputy at heart #pearbird is a middle-aged widowed mother with a single kit who was an accident. she started dating the dad when she found out that she was+ #pregnant bc she wanted the kit to have 2 loving parents which she didn’t. and he liked her. but she didn’t like him romantically. but then+ #like 2 moons after the birth he fucking dies so she’s stuck with a kit she doesn’t want who looks like his father who she never wanted. + #that’s the moment in her life where i usually started rping as her. she’s bitter and grumpy and kinda mean and she can’t look her son in+ #the eyes bc he looks like his father but she genuinly cares for him and does a decent job at motherhood bc she tries with all she can. bc+ #her own parents never did n she wants her son to have a good life. they grow apart when he’s older n the only cat she stays close to is+ #her app bc she has a soft spot for her n they remain close friends until she dies in some battle when she’s pretty old #so she never has romance either. my god younger me was SO stupid #also i love pearbird so much omg i should do more with her. art fics smth smth idk #also she’s a transmasc bigender aroace now and goes by she/it/he :3 #☆—`elys rambles #oh btw i call younger me she bc. she was a she. by choice. she also was a she/they for a while. i used to be a girl yk #i still am a tiny bit tho mostly not. but yeah i used to be a she/her girl n then a she/they agender demigirl #she was stupid. in a loving way #trying past self love & acceptance asdghjhfhjg

[mushroom-for-art]

Another movie au silly XD probably takes place after the incident, imma be real I feel like they've done some kind of drugs or girls night just hits different one of the two! Anywhos @oogaboogaspookyman ur boi is getting to enjoy girls night good for him, this one's more dialogue heavy

Girls Night and Serious Questions

May's tail swayed and swished softly as she rested comfortably on some cushions on the floor of her actors' room leaning back against a beanbag for back support. The pink strawberry scented face mask was cool on her skin as were the cucumber slices on her eyes as she exhaled peacefully with some quiet background music for ambience. She raised a hand carefully, taking a cucumber slice from a bowl and putting it in her mouth, crunching it with satisfaction.

"I don't think you're meant to eat the slices off your face May."

The monochromatic two commented, he was also wearing a face mask. It was blue and blueberry scented with cucumber slices over his eyes, he was also lounging comfortably, tail swaying in contentment.

"I know that's why I sliced extras," her voice was sing song like as she carefully rattled the bowl for him to hear, "you know you wanna crunchy crunch on a cucumbee~" He snorted a soft laugh but reach out clumsily finding the bowl and taking a slice happily popping it in his mouth with a grin as she lightly gasped to herself, "He got the cucumberrr."

"Yes he dooo~"

The other two singsonged back and sighed.

"Gosh this is nice, and you say you and Matt try to do this once a week?"

"Yup, sometimes we make little fruit salads with slices and chunks of all kinds of fruits. God it's so good, unfortunately I didn't have any fruit in so we got cucumber masks and unhealthy snacks. Peak girls night material." the other two snorted in soft laughter.

"Girls night Girls night."

He playfully chanted before settling back into a comfortable quiet.

"So, I heard your manager had a baby?"

He queried too curious not too.

"Yup, indeed she did."

"I heard she had it naturally?"

"Al dente indeed yea, no cloning, didn't know that could happen."

He hummed softly in agreement.

"What does that mean for you then?"

"Uh, my manager is more busy than usual and I'm probably gonna have to babysit I guess."

He made a soft ah sound as he chewed the inside of his mouth.

"Does it bother you?"

"What you mean?"

"Well, you and your manager have a complicated uh relation to one another."

"Yea she's cloned from me."

"And she had a baby, does that mean you could too?"

May went quiet and thoughtful before clumsily stretching a leg to try to kick or at least nudge the other two.

"Why? Wanting to get me pregnant or something ya dork, you're an absolute pervert." Her voice was entirely playful and jokey.

"Hey!"

He reached to nudge her back.

"That is slander my good woman I hope you have a good lawyer that is not why I was asking!"

His tone was mostly mock offended easy in nature as they continued to lightly kick and nudge the other with May giggling softly.

"I just meant like, is that something you could see happening for you down the line?"

"Girl time really unlocking the deep personal questions, what is girls night if not for crimes and personal stuff I guess." May laughed softly before humming in thought, "I dunno, I don't, think about my future a lot, but I can't really see myself with a kid personally I'm not responsible enough for that."

"You take care of Matt don't you."

He joked playfully as she mock gasped in joke offense at him being right.

"Yes but that's differentt, he's my optional pest whereas a baby is full time pest." the two snorted out loud giggling and kicking his feet a bit at May referring to her hypothetical child as a pest.

"You're so mean to your babyyy."

He joked as she laughed.

"Fuck them kids."

He snorted a laugh as she started to giggle.

"Fuck them kids."

He repeated, laughing to himself at the absurdity.

"What about you huh, babies on your bucket list? I can see you settling down eventually with a lovely woman," she nudged him playfully with her foot, "you two could make a cute little baby."

"You two?? Me and who??"

He asked, completely baffled.

"Your wife!" she boldly started giggling as he made more confused noises.

"What wife?? Where is this wife?? Show me this woman?"

He playfully demanded as she laughed and giggled harder.

"I dunno! She's somewhere! You'll find her and you'll luuuuuuv herrrr. And I can make jokes about stealing your pretty wife."

"You can't have her, she's mine."

"I could seduce her from you."

"Is that why you picture me with a wife so you can steal her from me?"

"Yes."

He playfully kicked at her laughing at her weirdness.

"You are so bizarre!"

She laughed as well saying, "I knowww, Its just me getting you back for stealing my drinks, you're a horrid little coffee thief I'm a horrid little wife stealer." He snorted loudly, absolutely howling and hollering as he kicked his leg into the floor.

"THAT IS IN NO WAY EQUAL EXCHANGE YOU CRETIN?!?!"

"YES IT IS BITCH!" She yelled laughter in her voice as he cackled.

"You are positively insane."

"Thank youuu," She snickered.

"Not a compliment!"

"I'm taking it as one you fuck!" She laughed as he let out a laugh like exhale as he ate a cucumber slice before asking.

"So, if I got a husband you'd steal my husband because I drank your drinks."

"Hmmmmmm….I dunnoooo….cause like…" She moved her hand limping her wrist, "but also like it depends. How hots your husband." He made a confused sound.

"What the hell are you on about? I heard you move but I can't remember."

"Oh yea." She laughed at her mistake, "so like, girls."

He made a hum of agreement bringing his hands to his stomach.

"Yea, girls."

"I like girls."

"..oh.."

She didn't catch his disappointed tone, "but also sometimes like, boys."

"Oh? So like, both?"

His tone slightly intrigued.

"Sometimes? I don't know like attraction and orientation hard, I flip flop a bit because I'm not sure, I go yea I like both, then I go ages without like feeling attracted to guys so hm maybe just girls but then ohoho a cute guy so like 80% of the time I'm like woman and 20% I'm like but that dude though, ya know?"

"Hm, I understand what you're saying, yes. Have you, seen any attractive guys in a while?"

She made a noise humming for a while her tone going strange saying, "I mean yea but it's whatever." She made a pft sound waving off her hand, her tail thumping the floor softly, "You thirsty? I'm thirsty, imma make milkshakes, you want milkshake?"

He chuckled to himself as he lifted a cucumber from his eye to watch her hurry past him, smiling a bit to himself. He could push and tease about it as he could tell she was embarrassed, but, then he might not get a milkshake.

"Yea I'll have the one you're having."

"You can have your fucking own!" He snorted softly.

#My writing #Mewtwosona May #@oogaboogaspookyman ??? #@oogaboogaspookyman oc #Girl night girls night girls night #Omg ??? You can't just ask a girl if she thinks she's gonna have kids XD #May just lmao why gonna get me pregnant? Bitch? Pervert? #I am not confirming if she meant him or not #May out here planning to steal his hypothetical wife #Lmao does May mewtwo is gay? Study say yes in recent article the people of majority-I can't remember the rest of the does Bruno Mars is gay #Sorry ??? May is a little gay bean #But also like me sometimes she see a guy and go 👀 #Doesn't really know her own sexuality #Meanwhile matt is just in the background like gay gay homosexual. Ngl he probably had a crush on ?? At one point #Also this is not me shooting down the joke ship because I actually really like it!! XD #This isn't me pulling the um well actually card this is me going hi I didn't know how to bring up her sexuality before so here's jokey fic #She's gay but only sometimes XD sometimes she's straight XD she is a confused little bisexual #Ngl canon dealing with ??? May looks at movie May and goes BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?! #Like HIM?? FR?? HM?? AND UR /FRIENDS/?!?!?! THIS SOME BULLLSHIT #Also again I think they might be on drugs or its honestly just the girls night vibes making them feral and giggly #Fungal Spooks Studio

[botseeksbot]

dont let my posts fool you . i think theyre both trans .

#e.txt #he literally goes by TS (transexual!?) in college . and everything abt him is just so transgender . his college post T look . the balding . #<- mean this genuinely . #then also hes a superscientist who dabbles in fucking w fucking w biological shit . he made that man able to get him pregnant . #what points to brock being trans . hes brock .

[theconfusedartist]

Des and Alex would be soooo domestic. Alex comes back after beating the shit outta infected and Balckwatch troops and just. Collapses on Dana's couch.

They argue over who's allowed to use the controller first and end up watching horror movies for about half an hour before the power and signal cuts out bc all over the island bc they're making sure nothing gets in or out.

They banter over how the movie should or will end, when Des knocks on the door and Alex is all over him when he opens it up, like a massive koala bear. Des is so used to Dr. Mercer doing this, then trying to pretend like it was Des that jumped him like he was losing his mind that it's actually refreshing how Alex is unabashedly cuddling him.

They go over to the apartment that Des took over since most people left the vicinity of Penn Station days after Balckwatch was shooting people in broad daylight and Alex asks "wanna see something I just learned? It's cool as hell". Ofc Des agrees and it's just a montage of them play fighting as Alex shows off ALL of his abilities bc he knows Des won't be scared off or scream, with crashing and ungodly noises of destruction.

Dana peeks in hours later when things are finally silent and sees the two of them snuggled up on a completely destroyed couch (that was destroyed last time they did this, is the damn thing respawning?) and assumes they just got done doing some of the most disturbing sex stuff ever. She doesn't wanna know, doesn't ask, but can't get away without them seeing her and saying hello. It feels like the worst experience every time this happens to her bc she assumes that they're having ungodly weird virus on human sex, and they do, just never the time she peeks into the apartment. They're just playing.

#alex turns his arm into a whip “so i learned streetsweeper today. tell me what ya think” #proceeds to use it in this tiny fully decorated apartment destroying everything #des smiles “sure lemme use my whip too! <3” #proceeds to whip back #yes Desmond got his whip and training from Aveline. yes Aveline trained him AND Altaïr how to use a whip #Altaïr is amazing at it he chooses not to use it mostly. Desmond loves using it #Des at any time is carrying on his person at least one gun the tomohawk (Connor gave him that one but he did also make him build one of his #own) a machete (thank you Aveline!) and one of the daggers Altaïr made for him #he just looks cute and innocent #that man is armed to the teeth bc people are hunting him #and he refuses to be caught slippin #Alex just enjoys being able to use any of his powers against Des with the knowledge that Des is not only fast but smart enough to not gethit #yes Des is currently pregnant in that permutation. doesn’t stop him from fighting or singing to the twins when hes got downtime #Altaïr wakes up in Desmond's body sometimes (bc hes watching over Elijah in Brooklyn) and is being aggressively cuddled by Alex. #hes like i can't believe im waking up in this position AGAIN #alex is like “oh hey Altaïr whats up?” #Des and Alex are domestic with each other but Dana thinks weird freaky sex is happening when it really isn't #Altaïr knows whats going on 99% of the time but sometimes he doesn't because he wakes up in Desmond's body and is surprised af #is this rambly? yes. #Alex and Des are very domestic people just don't get what the fuck they're doing 100% of the time and assumes its nasty sex #but in reality sex is going on a lot less that people think and more than they would like to know about #also the couch came back bc Alex biomassed it together #most of the things in Desmond's apartment is just biomass at this point and thats how Alex likes it

[wasteland-lover]

post concert pics

#me. [🧍🏿‍♀️] #everything was amazing im literally never gonna stop thinking about it #first of all my friend’s older brother (who basically came as out chaperone) was fine as FWAK #and his girlfriend was so sweet😭 #but anyways the concert itself was such a life changing experience im being so serious #maybe cuz it was my first time going to a concert but everything was amazing #except the heat cuz the venue was hot asf #like i was afraid i was gonna pass out #and people kept pushing in tenge beginning so my anxiety was lowkey acting up #but as it went in it got so much fun #and all the other fans there were so chill like damn we really built such a health community here🥹 #AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ACTUAL PERFORMANCE #im literally never gonna forget when intak was looking at me more like in my general direction but imma just imagine he was looking at me) #AND TELL ME WHY I WAS IVER HERE FIXING MY LIP GLOSS LIKE A FUCKING DUMBASS #speaking of intak he is so fine like he definitely cemented his spot as my bias wrecker #and after one of the performances i shouted that i think it got me pregnant and everyone looked back at me🧍🏿‍♀️ #ALSO JIUNG LOOKED MY ASF LIKE MY MAN WAS REALLY GLOWING #he looked hella skinny but he was smiling thru the whole thing🥹 #and i got a photo card of him too🤭 #anyways imma probably skip school tomorrow cuz im tired and i got a headache🚶🏿‍♂️ #actually no imma go write some jiung hcs while the juice is still flowing🏃🏿‍♂️

[willowfey]

.

#i am not doing well girlies #disclaimers that i am fine i'm always fine i will always be fine but hooo boy i do not feel fine lol #everything is always overwhelming i am always sad everything feels itchy #every single morning for weeks ive woken up with an anxiety bellyache and no matter how tired i am still i just have to get up #everyone i look up that i used to know is like. married and having babies or working their dream jobs and i just. im happy for them. i am #but where do i belong in all of this? #i know everything feels worse lately bc we're moving house and the routine changes and empty rooms feel Bad #plus my mom has not been doing well mentally which i feed off so it's just. you know #but will i ever Not feel like im so far behind? will i ever Not be deeply unsettled by even the mildest changes? #everything is so slow and so fast at the same time and it makes my head spin and we have a new friend who has a son my age and i was hoping #idk. that he'd be somewhat similar to me? falling behind a little bit too? maybe i could make a friend irl that understood a little? #but then i casually ask about him and oh no ofc he has a partner and family of his own etc etc #right. that's what i'm supposed to be doing at this age.ha #so many ppl i went to school with are married now. im turning the age this year that my mother was when she HAD me #meanwhile ive never even kissed anyone never even held a boy's hand never had any attention like that ever and #i wonder so often what it's like to be wanted by someone but ive never felt more undesirable #i cant imagine anyone looking at me and Wanting me. and at this point as romance obsessed as i am idk if i could even handle it #and the other night i was having anxiety dreams over the fact that i rly want kids but even waiting until im 30 thats only 5 years?? #and 30 is already fucking five years away from being considered a GERIATRIC pregnancy?? but im not even done being a kid myself!!!! #and also who the fuck is gonna have a kid with me?? and who knows if i can even get pregnant when i rarely have a period ?? #and i cant imagine not liiving with my mom and sister but does that mean i'll live with them forever?? #will i be 30 35 40 45 still feeling like a kid? or worse.. will i not feel like myself at all? #will i be married to someone i dont love madly simply bc im so terrified to be alone? #or will i hold so tightly to my stories and fantasies that i will be alone bc nothing could ever live up to them? #will it even matter what i want? will anyone ever want me to even give me the option? or will this all stay hypothetical forever #im just. stressed. and i thought i'd be more by now.

[transboykirito]

kirito and asuna get so embarrassed when yui asks where babies come from, y'all can literally just say the forest and the entire conversation can be done in 10 seconds

#like its not a lie because their baby did in fact come from the forest #also when she finds out she WILL be the kid that looks at every person with kids like 'ew' #do you think the sao survivors have issues with fertility and stuff bc of the coma and everything #like yulier was pregnant but was that carried over to the lns and anime and stuff or??? #that brings up another question do we think kazuto would buy asuna pads and stuff or would he be embarrassed #im so fucking tired and drunk please ignore me