#but SOMETIMES. it is VERY entertaining

[gutterprophet]

Incomplete list of the funniest disability experiences I've had

Pissed a little too enthusiastically once and the pelvic muscle contraction dislocated my tailbone and that sudden unexpected pain made me inhale sharply and choke on my own spit and start coughing and then the muscle contractions from coughing popped the bone back into place

Got home after being discharged from a weeklong ICU stay and immediately collapsed onto the floor too weak and exhausted to move so my roommate at the time cheerfully rolled me onto a rug and dragged me on it from room to room belting the magic carpet ride song from Aladdin

Ran into some people I'd known in college but hadn't seen in a couple years, after I got too sick to continue and dropped out, and they stared at me in shock and one of them said "oh my god I totally thought you died"

Fainted at work and fractured my spine from the fall but went "it's probably fine" and finished out the work day and then continued walking around with a broken spine and increasingly severe chronic pain for six months going "it's probably fine!" until finally I stopped being able to walk and my girlfriend made me go to the doctor

Got my oxygen cannula tangled in my sword while sword-fighting someone and accidentally yanked it out of my nose and my opponent, already unsure on the ethics of sword-fighting a girl with an oxygen cannula, stopped and dropped his sword to go "oh shit are you okay do you need a second" and I took the opportunity to beat the shit out of him with my sword and then blacked out a little

Shortly after I started using a wheelchair I was wheeling down the sidewalk and some random person driving by slowed down and rolled down their window and shouted "HEY GIRL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" and I shouted back "I HAVE A NEUROLOGICAL DISORDER!" and they yelled "WOOHOO!!! YEAH, GIRL!!!!" and revved their engine and sped off. Still not really sure what to make of this interaction but I do enjoy their enthusiasm

My cardiologist made me do a cardiac rehab program for a while because my heart did not work and he hoped specialized physical therapy might strengthen it (it did not). The cardiac rehab program was largely attended by octogenarians recovering from triple bypass surgery and I was a perky young nineteen year old who looked like I did not get enough to eat, so all my fellow patients collectively decided to adopt me as their grandchild and collaborate to smuggle me home-baked goods when the nurses weren't looking. I had the best blondie of my life while on a treadmill hooked up to an EKG

#most of the time disability is either exciting in an awful traumatic unfunny way or deeply excruciatingly boring. or both! #lots of panicked sobbing and suffocating on vomit and lots of lying down alone in a dark quiet room doing nothing. #sometimes panicked sobbing and suffocating on vomit while lying down alone in a dark quiet room! #but SOMETIMES. it is VERY entertaining #possum posts #cripple tag

[wisteriagoesvroom]

thinking about nico rosberg and how happy he seems in retirement. and how much bravery it actually took to retire on that high, to say "i'm happy, i don't need more", and refuse to get bogged down in all the discourse and the hate. about his random exploits making a youtube channel and openly figuring out who he was away from the sport. how unstressed he is now compared to 2016. i'm thinking about how the f1 circuit chews people up and spits them out even if you go in with all the tools and money in the world, because money and resource is very insulating, but you're still always paying and paying in different ways - and at what cost. how he's now thriving and hydrated and his hairline is safe and he's able to stay on the sidelines of a sport that he's loved so much. able to enjoy his winnings and his nepo baby money and his family time. the way he's hilarious on camera, and says things that sometimes are outrageous (all things about lewis - like he's soooo lewis biased he's basically running a stan account but on sky tv actually... drop the burner twt @, nico). but sometimes he says things that are also really needed (being loud on camera about lando being a great driver who will have his time and his win). like, maybe we have to stan actually.

plus look at this stance:

#nico rosberg #nr6 #as cx said: Du bist Cuntmeister!! #did i expect to end shanghai gp being a nico apologist? #no. #but the f1 world moves in mysterious ways #i won't question it #it simply is. #wiz.talks #also he's a rare personality that isn't PR-ironed lmao #he's publicly a lil messy and a bit odd sometimes and doesn't seem interesting in toning it down for anyone and therefore very entertaining #STAY YOU NICO BABE

[originalaccountname]

I keep seeing people on my post say the bullet to the head didn't leave an indent on the wall because the bullet simply did not go through his head and got stuck.

For the sake of the argument, let's forget the size and depth of those indents compared to the point-blank head shot (that would not have gone completely through) that opnly left a neat little hole that barely bleeds by assuming it's all one big aesthetic choice and what they look like has no narrative weight.

These indents were drawn, and that's the important part.

In a visual medium you want to take into account what was given emphasis. Chuuya shot Dazai 4 times. That's enough to create a pattern and expectations.

The first shot goes clean through his shoulder and indents the wall.

The second shot, the one to the head, is given a whole dramatic slow motion moment over three panels on as many pages... but no indent. At this point, it's 50/50 if it's really just that the bullet got stuck or what.

but! Chuuya (uselessly, might I add) shoots Dazai two more times immediately after, and both of these shots also leave indents on the wall. That's a pattern. We already left physics at the door when I started this post, so the amount of body mass/skeleton should be irrelevant too.

I fully believe this is a case of the narrator going "hey, look what happens when we shoot him :)", then doing the big dramatic shot, and then going "hey, remember what happens when we actually shoot him :)"

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And like. I can't stress this enough. He spoke a whole sentence (or well, almost) after being shot in the head. He also managed to move his arms and legs a little? If that's not suspicious I don't know what is.

As a bonus, you can also take notice of how the extra bullets besides the head shot are all in relatively safe areas (I mean it's still a gun and he's still bleeding a lot) that could get healed if treated in time :)

#disclaimer: i am fully prepared to be proved wrong but i'm very confident in this #in any case he's not dead -or not permanently so- i'm not even entertaining the idea #he's done that before it's not new #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd 109 #bsd manga spoilers #bsd spoilers #apparently i talk sometimes

[matrixbearer2024]

Matrixbearer's Ranting Time:

Referenced Post is here. Fair word of warning- the original post does have a fair share of mature themes. But you don't have to read it to get context since I do explain anyway.

Just a gentle reminder for the ladies, gentlemen and everybody in between- but please please for the love of god be careful about how you word your reposts.

I want to give @claudethecrabdemoness the benefit of the doubt and say they had well meaning intention thinking that @bindeds wrote a drabble that was very oc x canon coded which they really enjoyed. But please pay attention to how things were worded in their tags.

"Not my writing but it might as well be."

Excuse me my dear but that is genuinely quite an entitled thing to say! How unbecoming of you to go ahead and so blatantly undermine another creator's efforts! It isn't your writing and please highlight that fact instead of trying to pass off someone else's work as your own.

This isn't me being protective of Beck, I just hate hate hate content thieves and liars. We appreciate the reblogs guys, especially when it gives us more exposure; but not when you try and brush off that we created for you all to appreciate simply because you want the credit to a similar idea you have.

A gentle reminder that it actually takes our time, energy and effort to post things for you all to enjoy. We don't even know if you enjoy it as much as we do but we shoot it out anyway with the hope that you will. So please, please be considerate enough next time to not do this.

As writers and creators it hurts to see this, especially when there's such an obvious disregard for the effort and time we've put into honing our craft just for someone to go: "I like this! It's mine now!" That's not how the world works hun. Grow up.

Lastly, please don't go and attack the person who did this. I just wanted to make my stance and opinion clear on the matter as a fellow writer and friend. Again, they possibly mean well or the words carried the wrong intention- which is why I'll say it again.

Be careful about what you post online, how you word your posts, and who you affect. Anonymity and social media presence can often make us forget that there are in fact other people who we make happy or sad depending on what we do on here. So be mindful, be kind, and be considerate. We just want to all have fun here like you do.

#Okay I'm fucking tired. #Nawalan talaga ako ng gana dahil dito guys. #I always feared this would happen to my series btw #And I'm glad it never did which I'm thankful for #Hell I'm extremely thankful to the people who support me that you all have never done this even to the offshoot drabbles I write- #and you all appreciate my work anyway in sometimes very entertaining ways #but to see it happen to others is a genuine reality check that this problem was always and possibly will forever be there. #please spread the message about this guys #just so we can be aware and foster a happier community #and that people won't be deterred from sharing their created content soley because they fear it being taken/stolen #x reader #hazbinhotel #hazbin #hazbin fandom #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel vox x reader

[teddybeartoji]

i sometimes think that gojo would be a terrible terrible backseat gamer but then i think about geto.... and i take it back. i think sugu would make an awful backseat gamer lmao.

he means well though!!!!! ari n i talked a while back about how he can be a bit pretentious when it comes to films and i feel like the same energy would be with cames too... he isn't even properly paying attention to your game, he's reading or smth and he'll still make the occasional comment of you missed a thing or no, because you've been here already. bro you are not helping😒😒😒 when you don't understand your objective, he tends to tease you mercilessly before either helping you out or telling you why would i know? i'm not the one playing the game, sweetheart. 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 and when you kick him with your foot from the other side of the couch he just laughs..... if you tell him that he's being mean, he just kisses your temple as a reply?????????

i think satoru would definitely also point out loot in the beginning but when you tell him that you in fact see the same things he does, he holds back on it. he learns when to actually point things out, calling out for enemies when he he sees you focus on something else and he'll only point out the loot when you've already gone passed it. i think he gets super into the games no matter whether he's the one playing or not; he's laying on his stomach, head resting on his palms and feet swinging in the air as he dives into the story of the game. he's listening to intently and his eyes are so big, it's like he's in the game. he's super curious too, always asking questions whenever he doesn't understand something and it's really fucking endearing how into it he gets.

he definitely praises you whenever you do well too!!! at first he probably does it very over the top, just for the fun of it but the longer you two game together, the easier he lets the praise slip from his lips. it comes very naturally. you killed a boss? i'm so proud of you baby<3 you did a puzzle? you're so smart baby<3 you completed a level without dying? you're so good baby<3

gets super ampted during your boss fights btw!!!!! this is his moment – now he can freely point out the loot and call out enemies because you have bigger things to worry about!!! team work makes the dream work baby<33333 and when you finally win? oh, he's jumping up with you, he's taking you in his arms, spinning you around, yelling, screaming, kissing you stupid and you have to take a minute after all that to continue with the game he's just thee best hypeman in the world!!!

#sugu is a meanie sometimes #smhhhhh #i still love him thoughhh #i'd make him leave the room or smth #or i'd suffocate him with a pillow #either one #1000% think he'd be very entertained if i tried to suffocate him with a pillow #and hihihi satoru my baby i'm 10000% saying all of that just for my own sake #i want him to be my backseat gamer ok:(((((( #i want him to tell ME that i'm doing a good job:((( #mickey is daydreaming #angel boy #sugu #gojo satoru #geto suguru #gojo satoru headcanons #geto suguru headcanons

[theladyofrosewater]

I'm just bringing out all of my old fandoms aren't I, I've got a few more of these for other MCD charcters so let me know if you guys want to see those

#aphmau #aphmau mcd #mcd #minecraft diaries #laurance zvahl #garroth ro'meave #mcd laurance #mcd garroth #this is actually the first time I've posted diaries fanart but sometimes I like to leave comments on other people's posts #also fun fact but I've met around 7 people irl who liked diaries and mystreet #one of which watched only some of the season but also OUT OF ORDER so they only had 10% of the plot but they were very entertaining

[scribefindegil]

the Q Robin Hood ep was the best thing I've ever seeeeeen I love when Star Trek commits to being very unhinged and stupid

#mildly horrified at how much of a fave Q is becoming but what can you do #we all have bad taste sometimes #and he is Very funny. is the thing. #i think he should have kept up the 'thou' thing from his introduction #it would make him even more annoying to everyone he interacts with #and it would also make him extra entertaining to Me. #to boldly split infinitives

[toxifoxx]

truly at the end of the day its all about receiving validation

#<- was having a lot of fun drawing fat william till he stopped to think about what other people might think #<- very important that people like him just as much as i do #<- incredibly important (i love him so much and his character is so much more nuanced than the fandom ever gives him credit for #and he already gets shat on way too often by people who don't understand what they're talking about) #truly the amount of hate based around him being a murderer is insane. Brother he's not a real life murderer. he's not going to #come out of the screen and hurt you #I NEED PEOPLE TO AT LEAST LIKE HIM A LITTLE BIT *bursts into tears* #and i need validation #and getting people to simp for him and think oh hes hot 😳 is one of the easier and more entertaining ways to get nice comments #what i lack in skill and talent i can make up for in character design and suggestive subtext right? #ugh #i dunno it feels like the only way to get people to say sometjing nice about my art sometimes #don't get me wrong i adore drawing him slutty but. ougggghhhhhh #hope it doesnt sound like im implying he's less attractive if hes fat personally i think hes hot as fuck #its mostly about stupid ass conventionally attractive shit #and also that people get bullied for portraying him fat... That too #anyways #im normal again now #toxi.txt

[sciderman]

Mutant mayhem was solid (love how they talked like teens) just the cowaboomers love their iteration from 12 years ago.

I’m partial to Rise of the TMNT

cowaboomers... astonishing, astonishing

i haven't consumed any tmnt content except the 2023 movie and... wait. i think i might've watched... one of the michael bay live action movies that we all collectively decided to suppress the memory of. and i didn't hate it. but i didn't think it was very good either. but does a movie have to be good? is it not enough to simply look at megan fox?

#you know #lately i've constantly been coming to the realisation that actually i don't have very good taste #people will tell me i should watch some very critically acclaimed film that is very profound high art and my eyes glaze over #and i say something stupid like how i didn't hate a michael bay movie #i wonder what it means #but i think i'd rather be honest instead of pretend that i get something when i don't #the fact is sometimes good movies are boring. and sometimes junk movies are entertaining. #sci talks movies #i do not remember anything from the michael bay tmnt movie. but i do remember that i didn't hate it. that is about all i remember.

[0p1er0]

The joy of looking up stuff that describes you then finding the community and how open they are and how you can be accepted accepted accepted.

Just to remember you hide your real self, who you are, because your family and friends don't know and wouldn't accept you.

#therian #i was something once #otherkin #the ears and snout are back #i remember describing this to my mom for the first time and getting confused head nods of not understanding #i remember wearing cat ears for years until i couldn't anymore #beep #vent? ish? #i dunno #all i can do to stop myself from growling at people sometimes #haha yeah the beep is my animal noise. not just for fun #tho it is very fun and entertaining to do #spoiler alert im not a snake. im otherkin #anyways thats enough about that haha

[monkiinart]

found this chart on twitter... bios amor time

#i hope you're okay with him yapping about mushroom facts otherwise the evenings will be loooong #+ green flag he loves to entertain and make ppl laugh #he's a bit difficult to approach i think... he's useally the one that acts first #bios #+ red flag. he's a bit difficult to read sometimes bc this guy is a very inward thinker and planner #i picked flowers/food but he doesn't care about gifts at all honestly

[mattodore]

matthias looks cute here

#matthias gets to be cute sometimes as a treat #i think this is the cas version of my preset…? it doesn’t look so heavy so it must be #i’ve been messing with it but haven’t actually started using it yet #looking at the photos from this day in awe tho like i should use this version of my preset more often it's so pretty outside #also looking at this i'm pretty sure it's from that pose i made? #but anyway i'm already home so i'm logging out #......but yk i rlly should just post more of my screenshots to this blog like i have so many i take... #and i've started taking screenshots from the oc save again too which would be fun to share intermittently #i just let them do whatever while commentating so with sims that have conflicting traits like mattodore do it's............. a mess #very entertaining to watch tho <3 but anyway. i'm gonna go eat some food and edit a bit before my meds are ready at the pharmacy #river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

I’m sorry I just gotta say after your most recent post, I find that your head canons and personal stories for ocs and whatnot are top notch. Especially due to your wording. Love your stuff man your creativity always makes me smile /gen (I really do get a smile when you post, my friends always ask me why giggle and flap my hands when I visit tumblr!)

[P:S] your way of writing reminds me of Clown’s social media posts. If I were to find a couple words to describe it I’d go with “Whimsy”, and “daffy”!

AUGH!!!!

#Thank You! that means a lot! #very glad to hear that i can inspire that kind of joy <3 #and that i can Entertain! #rambles from the bog #Whimsy and Daffy im- #ill take it! #i do indeed lack sense! #but yeah ive heard that similarity thing a couple times... #i think its the occasional Punctuation perhaps! #but yeah no in all honesty i dont get much... actual interaction with people #so my vocab inventory is. uh. Skewed. a little Strange i sometimes fear! #and i forget a lot of words that i Know so then i have to come up with a suitable replacement on the fly lmao #the only dialogue i reliably recieve on a daily basis is reading and watching tv! lots of it is Not Modern! #or the prose is just purple enough to make my brain go 'ahhh i see we gotta go floral w it' yk yk #which concerns me seeing as i may be Socializing soon... ive forgotten how to talk like a normal person <3 #ANYWAY IM RAMBLING THANK YOU AGAIN!!!! i will be coming back to reread this ask!

[ratskool]

I’m like Johnny Truant in the tags of every goddamn post I make or reblog on this site and I’m not apologizing. If you want me to apologize come over to my house and you can talk to the minotaur about it

#House of leaves #im literally going insane these days I should go back to journaling but I’m also afraid of how far off the deep end I’ll go #Literally I am losing it and I’m being serious #I’m so fucking tired of being lonely and being left out and not being able to make connections #Sometimes I feel as if im doing things without realizing and no one is telling me about it #Other times it feels like I must have something incredibly wrong with my face or body and no one will say anything #People make plans and don’t bother to ask me if I want to join and then when I find out there’s a group chat that all my friends are in #Except me and when I asked if I could join I was given a bunch of reasons that were frankly bullshit why I couldn’t join #Are they talking shit about me? I know everybody there it’s not like I am a stranger #Am I just a stranger in this world as I unllikeable? I try my best to be nice and charitable but what am I missing? #Do I black out and say things and do things? Am I more mentally ill than I know? #The only reason (or one of the very few) why I stay alive is because of my horses because I know they would miss me and I already feel bad #Not seeing them everyday #I’m tired of being the odd one out I’m tired of being entertaining when necessary #I don’t want my only friends to be horses because it further alienates me from the rest of society and I just want to be accepted I’m not #Looking to fit in I just want connection and friendship and I can barely seem to manage that #Maybe I’m just not worth it.

[dr3amofagame]

i am so based

#ftr i have a long running conspiracy that part of the reason why c!Sam acts Like That sometimes #is in direct response to when the fandom started getting weird abt c!dream #ex. c!dream kidnapping allegations with exile versus. the michael debacle #i dont have proof but i do have a list that's very entertaining to me

[saviourkingslut]

not to be about opera again but to be about opera again. as an art form it has the reputation of being super stuffy and something for snobs who don't know how to have fun only but honestly this was one of, perhaps even THE main theatrical entertainment for centuries. i wish people knew how hard these things can go and how engaging they can be. like characters kill and die and fight wars and (almost) commit human sacrifice left and right. characters fall in love they mourn they're ecstatic they cry they're furious it's an extremely dramatic and emotional art form! and i understand that opera does not appear approachable bc of the general conventions of the art form but i promise old works can be fun and engaging if you go watch them with some preparation beforehand (reading the libretto helps) - not to mention not all operas are old bc there are so many modern operas which engage with topical events! also the music slaps.

#le triomphe de trajan (1807) out here calling for a man's execution with this banger: #point de grace pour ce perfide; que tout sons sang coule sur un autel #(no grace for this treacherous man; let all his blood flow on an altar) #this is also annoying to me when people write historical fic and the characters treat the opera as this elitist thing #that they don't know anything about. #you know when they go to the opera reluctantly and then they have no idea what's going on on stage or who the composer is. #which is. very unlikely for anyone with the money to attend an opera in certain opera houses in the 19th c. tbqh #like im more of an expert on paris and vienna idk what it was like in london #but if you were decently (upper) middle class or nobility (esp in paris) you went regularly. this was like a whole social space too #i recently read a fanfic and one of the characters was like 'oh it's in italian. i don't know that' and the other character went like #'it's by a man called donizetti what did you expect' #(this was situated in 19th century london) #like first of all. donizetti was NOT a librettist he was a composer he did not write the text #and second of all. he worked on french operas ?? so did rossini. and spontini. #opera was an incredibly international art form. also bc productions would be performed in different countries all the time #(sometimes changed and/or translated but not necessarily) #and again like i said. this was one of THE main forms of entertainment. people were familiar with its conventions! it was well-liked! #ofc bc of the seating prices it was not very accessible to lower classes most of the time #but lbr most characters that get written into an opera scene in fiction are at the very least decently bourgeois lol #i wish people knew how to properly historicise forms of entertainment whose reputation has changed in the modern era #from what it was a century or more ago #very adjacent to people 'cancelling' old lit bc of 'bad takes' like idk how to tell you this but people thought different back then #completely different world view from what we have today. that does not make lit from that era irredeemable it is just from a diff. time #acknowledging that and reading the text critically but also still enjoying it are things that go tgt here #ok rant over (it is never over) #curry rambles