#but I knew how to dress it up

[canisalbus]

✦ I was never as good as I always thought I was ✦

#but I knew how to dress it up #I was never satisfied #it never let me go #just dragged me by my hair and back on with the show #own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #Machete #Vasco #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #I've been trying to come up with an outfit for Vasco that would go with Machete's void attire #something super simplistic and removed from canon fashion #no luck so far

[soup--enjoyer]

#has this been done? #ouchie #florence + the machine #florence and the machine #dance fever #king #I was never as good as I always thought I was #but I knew how to dress it up

[thejasontoddarchives]

52/WW III Part One: A Call to Arms #1 (2007)

You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re standing naked in front of a monument meant to honor a dead version of yourself while you’re alive, holding the Nightwing suit in one hand and the pill helmet in the other

#peak male form actually #jason todd #dc #I love how nobody but Martian Manhunter really knew the brothers in blood arc had started and even then it was just a side note #because too much shit was happening in this story for that to have any bearing whatsoever at that moment #but also because Jason playing dress up isn't a big league issue it just happened to cross manhunter's radar lol #so Jason makes the decision to dress up as Nightwing and go to ny as black adam is destroying the world and the trinity is gone #he finds a group of criminals about to run off with a suitcase of cash #he gives them a mini lecture about how irresponsible it is for decorated self-important heroes like Bruce to disappear at a time like this #and how it’d also be irresponsible of him if he’d let them get away knowing they’re going to fuck shit up while the world is ending #it’s implied he killed them #then it cuts to a panel of him with the suitcase #saying that’s the easiest money he made and ‘this vigilante thing is a breeze’ #as if he didn’t pretty much do the same thing to the biggest drug lords of Gotham like five minutes ago #giving them a big scare and leaving with 40% of their millions #granted he did have to guillotine a bunch of their lieutenants but he said it himself it was only 2 hrs and he got 40% #also that second part is even funnier because he says it as if vigilantism isn’t *the only thing* he’s done pretty much his whole life #like. you boosted car parts and sold them for money to dodge the foster system. then you were robin. ROBIN. #edit: phrasing

[corrodedcoughin]

Eddie and Robin floating around Steve’s pool with hangovers while Steve, also hungover, tries to throw cereal in their mouths. Margaritaville by Jimmy buffet plays on loop on the ‘hangover from hell cure’ tape that Eddie swears by.

Eventually Steve swaps to a water gun filled with apple juice when Eddie and Robin complain they are thirsty

#goodnight my eyes are fuzzy and I can’t focus them #they are all dramatic friends who wake up with The Fear after a night of drinking #Steve alternates the cereal and juice between them and himself #everyone ends up with food in their hair #thsi is how dustin finds them after begging a lift off Claudia becuase he was convinced they were hanging out without him and that was #Not Okay. #purely becuase he knew they’d do something stupid and arriving at Steve to see them all questionably dressed #(Eddie had robins bra with Steve’s shorts on #Robin with Eddie’s maiden shirt and her own jeans #and Steve with robins shirt and eddid denim #shorts) #he begins telling them off but Robin shushes him and points to the boombox playing Jimmy #he starts again and both Eddie and Steve give him the ‘ah ah!’ and point at the music #so dustin sits down next to Steve and starts joining in with the life sized game of hungry hungry hippos he’s apparently playing #Goodnight god bless #stranger things #eddie munson #steddie #steve harrington

[trashmuis]

I bought Bubba a piggy 🐷❤

#Bubba Sawyer #Leatherface #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #Texas Chainsaw Massacre #i saw this piggy at the store and i KNEW i had to buy it bc it's the perfect scale and it was just TOO CUTE #have i mentioned how much I fucking love having a figure of Bubba that I can dress up and pose any time I want????? bc it's AMAZING #i love him so much i admire him every day #next up im buying a chicken and im gonna make a little cage just you wait #when i get the twins it's over for all of you #now idk what that means but it means something #and then maybe one day i will build the bone couch when i own them hehehehe #oh but if only they had Drayton as a figure anywhere. sigh #tcm #horror #movies #slashers #slasher community #mine

[thegoldenshi-shi]

Ah, before I forget again, I can share the piece I did for @jazzprowl-zine .

My first ever zine contribution, I am so proud~

#transformer #transformers #macaddam #macadam #jazz #prowl #jazzprowl #I think it's funny #I don't have strong feelings about 90% of ships #and here I am participating in a ship exclusive zine #c'est la vie #tfg1 #g1 #tf idw #idw #mtmte #don't ask me how they wound up in wedding dresses #I had a nice serious piece planned #the next thing I knew #I was hand drawing lace panels for Jazz's wedding gown #0_o #tf jazz #tf prowl #autobot

[marshmellowtea]

ngl the hbomberguy video makes me wanna rewatch that brain games episode about how humans are hardwired to believe people they perceive as knowledgeable/authority figures, even when they're saying absurd shit

#hbomberguy #james somerton #marshy speaks #i keep thinking about it #because if you dress yourself up and present yourself in the right way you can get people to swallow some blatantly incorrect information #this isn't only seen with james ofc but he's definitely someone who knew how to manipulate that quirk in our psychology #like yes i do think we should all take away from this situation that we need to be more critical of the sources we're accepting as fact #(in fact ironically enough i'm sure brain games has some misinfo in there at points lmao) #but i don't fully blame people for falling for it when he clearly knew what the right buttons to press were

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Leonard 'Cold As Ice' Snart: Huh. It's been almost twenty minutes since I explained to a murderer just how much Flash and I like each other. I better do something about that.

#leonard snart #captain cold #the flash #coldflash #like shipper goggles notwithstanding #this guy fucking loves barry #and will tell anyone who will listen #everyone else must have hated it when len was on the JLA #because he probably did. not. shut. up. about how amazing barry is #kal would be trying to microwave his burrito and jack frost's sugar daddy pops up behind him #so he's already prepared with 'Yes Len. I know you put ten grand on the last race between me and Barry.' #'I'm very glad that you knew that he was going to beat me. No I don't need to hear why for the thirteenth time this week.' #'Oh goodness is that the time? I have to go get a kitten out of a tree.' #green arrow starts in with his usual Anti-Barry stance #and gets backed into a corner by a hockey hooligan dressed like an ice pixie #who gets up in his face and makes him take back every mean thing he ever said about His Flash #under threat of having his fingers frozen and snapped off let's see you fire an arrow now you rich hypocrite

[scoliosisgoblin]

he's ruined my life. Peter.

#Jay in this universe is kinda interesting to me? #cause I didn't know how to fit him in at all #at first he's a very nonchalant type of guy. very low energy #but when Peter comes in. he starts opening up more and being able to sleep better and such (idk they'd lay together) #they'd be dating for like a month before Peter takes Jay to his house #and tbh Jay would be more upset with P knocking him out than anything else #the murder? okay. kidnapping? who CARES his head is sore #then again Jay has offed a few people so he wouldn't really care #oh btw that Kid is Mona she's Jay's daughter and Peter loves her #Jay knew of Peter before they met #whenever he'd walk past the diner Jay would catch glimpses of him. always wanted to invite him in but was too nervous #also Lucy Tk and Don are still alive dw #Peter killed a customer at the diner #that whole day moves to later in the relationship #idk why Peter would be Bubbles I just wanted to put him in a dress #okay gn #yb fanart #yb game #yb peter #your boyfriend peter #your boyfriend game #my art #Jacob #Jay #Void #human centipede #dr heiter

[originalwinnercheesecake]

Hearing about the Hunger games continuation and thinking about all the Story continuations/prologues I wish we could get for The Underland Chronicles

Gregor's dad

I want To know what Gregor's dad (Who I want a name for... Steve, Lee, Heidi... What is his name? ) first trip to the underland was like. How was he found and brought to Regalia? We know he met Vikus and Luxa's Parents, SO what did he think of them? The Books say he stayed in Regila for two weeks (During which time he was very worried about his pregnant wife, children, and mother) and that he took a BB gun from the Museum. So I am guessing he knew about the war with the rats, but his family was in hell and he felt he had to get back soon. What happened during his capture.

I don't really want to know about his torturous time with the rats, but I would like some on how he was able to keep both hope and his humanity, the interesting relationship he is hinted to have had with Ripred in book 3 (He says Ripred used to feed him sometimes. He also was not scared of Ripred, Even though he was a rat and was "pretending" to attack his son). And lastly I want to know what coming home felt like for him and why, unlike his wife, the experiences did not make him fear or hate the underland.

Ripred

Speeking of Ripred I want All of his backstory, being a pup and growing up with his litter mates. Going into battle and finding out he is a Rager. How this made him famous all around the Underland, but also made him hated by enemies, and feared by allies, unless they needed him. What was going on when He tried to "Take over the fount with an army of Lobsters"? Seriously the Rat's don't even want The Fount. It is surrounded by rapids and sea monsters! What did was your interest Buddy?

Also I want to see his Mate, their family, and how their loss first broke him then made him change his stance on the war. Him building his relationship with the human side. Going up to the Overland to visit Libraries. His view of his relationships with Gregor and Lizzie and how it feels to him to being taking care of kids again after so long.

Hamnet

Up Next is Hamnet. Solovet and Vikus son, the beloved twin brother to the wife of the King/Queen, Brother in Law to the King (recently reread has me thinking they had more of a business relationship than a familiar one), the Regalian Army's most skilled soldier, and for a long time he was Solovet's heir to becoming captain of the Army, because everyone thought he was just like his mother. This is what everyone thought, but they thought wrong. Unlike Solovet Hamnet felt guilt. Guilt that drove him to speak against his mother in a war meeting to which she locked him in the dungeon for a month. When he was finally let out he went back to being obedient to her and buried his grief down, let it eat away at him, until one last horrible act (As a solider) destroyed him.

But give me Hamnet's complete story. Show him being a ruthless soldier and a fearsome killer on the field of battle, then coming home to be a loyal son, good friend, loving brother, and doting Uncle; becasue that is how many soldiers have to be. Show me him not being Okay but doing his best to hide that because that is all he could do. Then show me when everything went to far, and when he decided to leave Regalia, everything he knew and loved and run to a place that he and all his allies feared, for good reasons. Show me him missing his former friends and family. But also show me him meeting Frill and her deciding to take a chance and help him, him also taking chance and letting her (The books generally imply he wanted to leave his old life but did not expect to make anew one). Give me him learning about life in the jungle. How the animals there do not attack each other and instead employ a method of survival where first you hide, then you try to give a warning, then run. fight last. Show me him finding an overland women lost in the jungle and helping her. With the pair eventually forming a relationship and going on to have a child. Why did she never return to the Overland? Hamnet is a good father to Hazard, but you cannot tell me that he wasn't terrified during the entire pregnancy. Anything about Hamnet has to end where he ended. Having to once again fight in a pointless battle on behalf of Reglia, that the city once again brought on itself and got nothing out of. Our tragic beauty

Ares

Speaking again of Tragic Beauties I want Ares to. What kind of Stuff did he get up to to earn the reputation of a reckless, rule breaking, ...thrill seeker?...strength tester? To where he bonded with Henry to be able to get away with more. What were things like in the time HE and Henry were together. I don't think it was all bad. The Books clearly state that what hurt Luxa, Ares, Aurora, Nerissa the most was that they had loved Henry and could remember good things about him. Things that no longer felt the same after he betrayed them, and things they struggled with only becoming memories in the wake of his death. But the also show me his side of his and Gregor's bond, of him coming to love Gregor like he once loved Henry, and how their friendship helped him move on from the Trauma Henry put him through.

Nerrisa

This last one will never happen because its not really Susanna Collins style, but since none of this will happen, I want more Nerissa. What is it like for her loving her family and people so much, but knowing with her frailty and the Kingdom consistently being on the brink of war she cannot protect them. Show me what her visions are like for her. Note whatever we learned about Sandwhich I do believe Nerissa is an actual visionary. Her Visions of a bad and mysterious fate happening to Henry, Hamnet living for 10 years and building a diverse family, and Gregor being secretly being hidden away in the dungeon by Solovet...all came through.

Knowing that I have another question: Did she know suspect that Sandwhich was a fraud? Nerissa spends more time in the Prophecy room, analysis them than any other character. Many of the "misunderstood translations" are later "explained" by Nerissa. She got Gregor and the other questors off death row by replacing Boots with the Bane as the aforementioned "Baby" in the prohpecy and telling everyone: "they actually did complete the prophecy, you are are safe from the imaginary threats Sandwhich illueded to. Let them go and let's get back what's actually going wrong." When Greogor sobs about not understanding what the point of the journey to the jungle was (It had no point) and how him fulfilling the prophecy did not make everything better, Nerissa twist the prophecy to being about a war for the cure and reminds Gregor that because of what they discovered in the Jungle the council was forced to give the Gnawers the cure instead. Lastly she loves the one Prophecy that suggest hope for peace, even though its title is the only suggestion of it. On the day of the surrender she knowing her cousin will want to make the wrong choice about how to end this. So when she see's Ripred marked himself with an X (If Gregor and Luxa knew he did it himself there was no way Nerissa did not, she was always smarter than the pair of then) she decided to lend him a hand in getting everyone to believe he is the peacemaker, and they need to have peace. I really love the theory that Nerissa had realized what Sandwhich and the prophecies were and spent the books studying them, so she could try and mitigate the damages they caused.

#Gregor the overlander #The Underland chronicles #The Hunger Games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #IF we can get more of one lets get more of the other #The Hunger games series is all centered around the games and we already have their end #as well as how they got descised as “Fun entertainment” #Which they never were. Just because Katniss and Peeta got dressed up and spent the night in a nice hotel room #Does not change the fact that both they and Lucy Grey were forced to kill or be killed for the capitals amusment. It is the same with Finni #and Johnna. There stores will not give us anything knew. #But their is plenty of TUC characters who's stories still have room too #I wish Suzanna or some clever fanfic writter could write them for us #THG #TUC #GTO #Suzanna Colins

[infizero]

people on twitter be normal about acht's gender (impossible)

#first i saw someone saying ''its possible its a she/they situation judging from appearance'' which. jesus fucking christ #and now i saw someone saying they felt that them wearing a dress was. out of character?????? #which. is insane to me. you are aware that we barely knew anything about them as a person until now right #what the fuck are you talking about. how can them wearing a dress be out of character WE DIDNT KNOW THEIR CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! #you can feel like they'd look better in pants but saying that a dress is out of character for someone we know nothing about ??? #kind of just feels like. you think nonbinary people can't wear dresses #also personality does not equal gender presentation???? no one's personality dictates whether or not they would wear a dress #unless part of their personality is ''i hate dresses and would never wear one'' or that they always dress more neutrally/masculine #which. neither of those is true for acht. as far as we know. we have seen them a total of one time (album cover) where you can only #see up from the waist. and again WE BARELY KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM AS A PERSON BEFORE SIDE ORDER #idk it doesnt really matter its just bizarre to me. them wearing a dress isnt ooc you either just dont think nb people can wear dresses #or you have a made-up fanon version of acht in your head that is now going against what they've been revealed to be like in canon #i dont know. its just weird. they're just vibing man #serena.txt #splatoon

[nguyenfinity]

Originally it was just gonna be Rinne but then I realized what shirt I was wearing today so. Have Rinniki in the outfits I've worn this week--

#niki's hair is put up kinda like mine too #enstars #niki shiina #rinne amagi #rinniki #rinne should get more headband variants!!!!!! #yes that's a headband i own #ACTUALLY LEMME RANT A LITTLE #one thing that consistently bugs me about the way rinne wears his headband (as someone who wears one regularly) is how it pins some of his- #-hair to his head. like mine was doing that yesterday and it b u g g e d me i don't know how he does it #just wanted to take part in the trend it seems really fun #also 'cause rinne just. dresses the same as me #i'm not saying i dress the same as him 'cause i've been dressing with headbands like that before i knew he existed get on my level loser

[mrs-luigi-vargas]

I know I'd decided to only write one more bowuigi fic aside from the one I'd already written but I can't stop thinking about the idea of Bowser repeatedly kidnapping Peach for relationship advice and Peach getting so fed up with him about it that she tricks Luigi into being her body double so that Bowser kidnaps him instead and they can talk like Actual Adults instead of using her as a third party to vent to all the time

#i imagine Luigi also talks to Peach about the same relationship problems #because shes more in tune with romance stuff than his bro is #(whos still low-key trying to wrap his head around his brother dating Bowser of all people) #and theyre not listening to her very reasonable advice of 'just talk to each other about it it'll be fine' #so neither of them are doing anything about the misunderstandings and its driving her mad #anyway it would be funny for Bowser to have a whole conspiracy board #about how Luigi not sending his daily 'buongiorno!' text and shooting down 2 of Bowser's 3 date ideas in less than 5 seconds #means that hes fucked something up irreparably somehow and Luigi's mad at him what do you think Peach how do i fix this #meanwhile Luigi-dressed-as-Peach is standing there tied up like ah. #maybe we should talk about this properly. #(theyre both anxious messes about this fledgling relationship lmao) #meanwhile Peach tells Mario to hold off on the rescue for a day or two so Luigi and Bowser can sort things out #Mario has no problem with this because he too has also been subjected to the ever-shifting conspiracy board #and has no desire to hear about his bro's relationship from Bowser's perspective beyond a surface level ever again #(the conspiracy board goes beyond a surface level) #and Kamek knew from the second Bowser grabbed 'Peach' that it was actually Luigi #but he's also tired of Bowser asking him every 10 minutes if Luigi actually likes him or not instead of paying attention in meetings #so he just leaves and takes a nap instead of letting Bowser know about his mistake #because he sees what Peach is doing and yeah this is the only way this problem's gonna get solved #bowuigi #bowser #luigi #princess peach #yeah so i'm rubbish at writing established relationship stuff so if anyone wants this then please take it away from me thanks #mlv.txt

[wheeboo]

the urge to wear a tie

#the urge to wear a suit actually #randomly i think abt how life would have changed if i #wore a suit to prom 😔 #i had the entire vision in my head i KNEW what i wanted #but then i ended up wearing a silly dress anyway 😭😭 #the dress wasn’t that bad it was fun dressing up for prom tbh #but 😭😭 suits 😭😭 and ties 😭😭 #and cute little corsets #rania rambles

[milflewis]

.

#in a strange place today and i need to put this somewhere. i do not have a journal yet. this is it #my grandad was diagnosed with dementia years ago and the grandad i have now is often unrecognisable from the one i grew up with #and while this like isn’t fun and it is strange for him to look at me and not know me more times than he does. it has also been kind of l #lovely? #bc he thinks my granny is still alive so whenever i get to go see him i get to pretend she is too. and she is for a minute. and tho i am #glad she went before him. it is nice to say oh i’m popping in to see her after this grandad and talk about her like she’s hasn’t been gone #since i’ve been ten. my dad has spoken more to him in the last five years than he has his whole life #he was not an easy man. he was loud and friendly and hard working and funny and scary but not easy. in ways he is even #harder now. in others he is easier. #he is more of a child. this is what dementia can do to a brain. we are learning things about his childhood that no one alive has ever spoken #about. that no one knew. my dad doesn’t love him more now but he understands him better #my grandad taught me how to drive a tractor and how to fish through my dad and he has not recognised me in over a year and he #hasn’t walked since he broke his pelvis seven years ago and his muscles are nearly all gone. he is a fraction of the size he used to be. his #personality and body took up my childhood like adults on the screen in cartoons. he hasn’t dressed himself in a decade. he told one of the #nurses that after dinner he wanted ice cream plain like herself and nearly peed when she laughed and told him to fuck off #he is in there. he is himself. i know him. but he isn’t. he doesn’t know me but he allows me to tell him how to ppl he knows are doing. he #still somehow trusts me. we talk a lot about my granny and how she stayed up watching tv again last night so she’s tired today. don’t stay #long when you call in to see her? #whenever we would journey to see him and my granny and get in v late he’d ask us if we wanted apple tart and my granny would say michael. #not ur kids. u can’t parent them. he didn’t know my name yesterday but he asked me if i wanted apple tart #i hope he dies soon. for all that i will miss this. miss my dad having this. he would not want to live like this. it wouldntbe living to him

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

EMBARRASSING: local fool didn't realize he lived within driving distance to a really cool epic cave system, now has to rectify the fact that they haven't visited in the half a decade that she has lived nearby posthaste

#i knew about some of the caves that are really close but i did NOT know about the big one how did i do that #i simply MUST visit this summer i need to rectify this mistake #and man...... they have long trails too *swoons* #methinks i can find some time. well. very rushed but i *could* go next week but i actually have to go to the gardens because OMG OMG OMG #VERY EXCITING BUT THEY'RE HAVING AN ORCHID EVENT THEN TULIPS REALLY SOON #I REALLY REALLY GOTTA GO I AM SO EXCITED THE THEME IS FRENCH IMPRESSIONISM AND THE COLORS THEY'RE USING AHHHH #AJDIUHASDIASDIGAHS u cannot imagine the #WAIT HOLD UP THEY ARE HAVING FIGURE DRAWING SESSIONS IN THE GARDENS I AM GOING TO THROW UP THIS IS #ANJDHGASLGDGASHJDGHAS dude. u cannot Imagine how excited i am about this AND OH MY FUCKING GOD THE COLORS OF #THOSE TULIPS I'M GOING TO FAINT ASDJHASKJDHASGKDLH I NEED TO BE THERE IMMEDIATELY IT'S GOING TO BE GORGROUS FR FR #AND THERE ARE CUTE LITTLE TEA PARTIES WITH REALLY OVERDRESSED TABLES I AM SEETHING I DON'T OWN A PETTICOAT #THIS IS A DRESSING UP OCCASION AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PETTICOAT OR A BUSTLE OR ANY 19TH CENTURY FRENCH ATTIRE AHHHH #AND OH I'LL FINALLY GET TO SEE ALL OF MY FAVORITE TREES AND HERB GARDENS AND AJSDHILASJDKHLASJASHD #i miss one particular tree so bad. she's a silly little thing i hope she's still there #sorry this started as me talking abt that cool cave system but dude. i Need to be at those gardens i need it to livve i neeeeeed it