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tender-rosiey · 8 months
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a/n: so this is just a silly thought so have fun cause this is just crack and nothing else
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you pinch the bridge of your nose as you stare at your loser of a husband, “satoru, stop using gen z slang if you don’t know what they mean.”
“no cap.”
“the kids will literally make fun of you.”
“bombastic side eye.”
you roll your eyes and he grins mischievously, “criminal offensive side eye.”
you walk closer to him and glare at his face. he gasps loudly and pulls back, “and he stands there MENACINGLY—“
“satoru, I will hit you!”
“bussing,” he salutes you, “ate and left no crumbs.”
exasperated, you turn around to walk out of the room, but gojo clicks his tongue, “lots of beige flags I am seeing here, love.”
“that’s not what a beige flag is!” you groan.
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steddiesucker · 2 years
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Thinking about Eddie with the kids playing DnD after school at the aforementioned building and getting roped into a game of Truth or Dare even though he’s aware playing a game other than DnD with some nosy kids isn’t a very smart thing to do in the first place.
But Jeff and Gareth are pretty convincing, so there’s that too. Eddie just can’t say no to free lunch for a whole week, now can he? What harm could a game of Truth or Dare do anyways, right?
In hindsight, Eddie should’ve known the universe isn’t going easy on him.
“Eddie, Truth or Dare?” Dustin asks with a huge grin on his face.
That kid is just way too happy about the fact Eddie is participating. It’s a little suspicious.
“Well, I’m no quitter, sooo…” Eddie is stretching the last word, punctuating his decision with a flat hand thumped down on the wooden table, “Dare it is.”
Dustin giggles all excited. “You have to kiss the first person who enters this room on the mouth!��
A chorus of ‘ewww’ and evil laughs with fingers pointing in his direction goes through the round.
Eddie smirks before he shrugs. “Alright, yeah”, he says, fully aware no one will come through these doors since it’s well past school time and no adults are around whatsoever, “If someone walks in here, I’ll do it.” He emphasizes the ‘if’ with a satisfied grin.
Dustin cocks his head, looks at the watch on his wrist and says loud, “three… two… one-“
Suddenly the door bursts open.
“Henderson! What the hell man!? I told you to be outside on time!” Steve’s standing in his usual mom pose, shooting daggers at the kids.
Dustin sighs happily, “always reliable”, before his gaze shifts from Steve to Eddie, still grinning. “No quitter, right, Eddie?”
Eddie sits frozen in his chair, looking at Steve and can’t believe his (bad) luck. He looks at Dustin. “You little shit! You planned this!?” Eddie whisper-shouts accusingly.
Dustin just shrugs triumphantly and makes some gestures for Eddie to get moving.
Eddie gets up abruptly, sending the chair flying back with an uncomfortable screeching sound and more or less stomps around the table, over to where Steve stands.
Now it’s Steve who’s frozen, eyebrows pinching together. “Uh, hey man, you good?” He’s clearly lost of what’s going on.
Eddie wants to get it over with, like ripping off a bandaid and already braces himself to be punched in the face or shoved away. Eddie halts right in front of Steve, who put his hands for safety in front of him, confused as hell.
“Whow, Eddie, wha-“
Eddie quickly grabs Steve by the neck as gently as possible, taking in the confused brown eyes Steve gives him.
“Don’t hate me for this, Big Boy”, he breathes out before leaning in, thinking ‘fuck it’, since it could be his last time with Steve ever again, maybe even losing him as a friend, and seals both of their lips in a soft kiss. Eddie deepens the unresponsive kiss by pressing harder into him, squeezing his own eyes shut in fear of a fist to his face.
To his surprise Steve let’s out a little sound and kisses back-
No wait, what!?
Eddie feels how Steve grabs onto his vest and pulls him closer, licking into the metalhead’s mouth. It was Eddie’s turn now to make a surprising sound, practically whimpering.
When they break apart both of them look flushed, staring into each other’s eyes, completely stunned.
Loud cheering and a chorus of “Fucking finally!” erupts behind them.
Eddie didn’t know if he should be angry with Dustin or relieved the kiss went better than he could’ve ever imagine.
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sparkle-fiend · 2 years
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Fanart of The most remarkable thing about you standing in the doorway is that it’s you by @greatunironic
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only the biggest brained individuals understand that Grif is actually the smartest of the reds and blues. only the wisest among us know that it takes a genius to get away with the bullshit he gets into on the daily. only the sharpest crayons in the box get that Grif has been playing everyone the entire show and only acts dumb so everyone underestimates him. only the smartiest of pantses can comprehend him.
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Guess who’s been re-reading Dracula AND watching a lot of Mischief Movie Night In
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sexy-raccoons · 1 year
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Barnes: What do you have there??
Lockwood: A ghost hunting company!!!!
Barnes: NO
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fatherforgivethem · 7 months
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“Keep your eyes wide, for you will lose sight of what’s real.”
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thebeanestbad · 2 years
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She’s playing Animal Crossing 🍄🌻
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chimken-snoup · 2 years
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Nines discovering taylor swift and listening to her in his head while doing paper work
Gavin: What are you looking at, something on my face?
Nines, in his head while zoned out on Gavin: GET ME WITH THOSE GREEN EYES BABY AS THE LIGHTS GO DOWN GIVE ME SOMETHING THAT’LL HAUNT ME WHEN YOU’RE NOT AROUND-
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William Afton into the FNAF-verse
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poorguysheadcanon · 7 months
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writing fanfiction for the first time since 2020 im scared lmao
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slipperyskell · 2 months
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POV: ur an enemy and it’s Astarion’s turn in combat
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After loving Possession (the novel) with a love that is more than love, I tentatively looked up Possession (the film), only to find that they cast Gwyneth Paltrow and Aaron Eckhart as Maud and Roland???? Which I have to assume means the directors either did not read or did not like the book. I have thus taken it upon myself to recast it. Anybody who fancies having a go at doing it again - properly this time - and has a TARDIS so that they can hire these actors at these stages of their careers, please heed my wisdom. I also have a lot of opinions about the tertiary characters but they would not fit in the post.
Roland - Iain de Caestecker c. 2020
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Maud - Romola Garai c 2013
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Randolph Ash - Patrick Stewart c 1975
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Christabel LaMotte - Jodie Comer c 2030 (look the whole point is that this is being cast with a TIME MACHINE, I can go forward as well as back)
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Beatrice Nest - Linda Bassett c 2023
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Leonora Stern - Desiree Burch c 2023
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James Blackadder - Peter Capaldi c 2012
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Fergus Wolff - Sacha Dhawan c 2021
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jesterscircus · 24 days
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good luck, babe! - chappell roan
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