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xinambercladx · 2 years
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I'm so happy. Trying not to cry. *fails*
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anokiukres · 7 months
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Burton's Culinary Gems
Discover the finest Places to eat in Burton! Indulge in a culinary adventure with diverse dining options. From cozy cafes to gourmet restaurants, we've got your taste buds covered. Explore Burton's hidden foodie treasures and savor unforgettable flavors. Your next delicious meal is just around the corner!
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shizucheese · 2 months
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Hey guys, we need to talk. Because a certain little something in TMAGP 8 is causing what is genuinely the most toxic part of the Magpod fandom at large to once again rear its ugly head. So let's talk about podcast character appearance head canons, shall we?
I'm tagging this with the Magnus Archives, TMA and Magpod tags because I am absolutely calling all of you out, but if you don't want spoilers for The Magnus Protocol episode 8 then stop reading right now.
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. Okay, so, Gerry exists in the TMAGP universe. He's happy (or at least acts cheerful). And some people have headcanoned this to mean that he is no longer goth, or at the very least isn't dying his hair black with bad box color. And other people have decided to get seriously agro over this. I have literally seen with my very own eyeballs someone call "un-gothing" Gerry a "hate crime" and calling the person they were talking to "gothphobic."
Let me make this absolutely clear for all of you: podcasts are a purely audio medium and unless a physical trait of theirs is explicitely stated, everyone's headcanon for how a character appears is valid. Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid. But also
Rainbow Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid. Pastel Goth TMAGP Gerry is valid.
Not Goth At All TMAGP Gerry is valid.
Bald Gerry who has actually gotten his brain cancer diagnosed in time and is getting treated for it is valid. Somebody's headcanon of a character that has no canonical description to them, or whose headcanon matches the few crumbs of canonical description we have but otherwise doesn't look the way you imagine them to, is not going to take away from your own headcanon of what a character looks like. If someone imagining or drawing a character looking a different way from how you imagine them looking somehow takes away from your enjoyment of the fandom or otherwise makes you feel like you need to barge in and tell them that they're Wrong and need to conform to your headcanon or else, that is a reflection on you, not them.
And this problem way predates TMAGP, let alone TMAGP 8. The only description we have of John is that he is in his early 30's and has prematurely greying hair.
If someone thinks he looks like the pastiest motherfucker to ever dwell in a basement, an extra-in-the-Adam's Family or Tim Burtan protagonist of a man, let them.
What's that? You want to tell them that John is BROWN and if they don't headcanon him looking that way they're WRONG and RACIST? Back away from the keyboard and go outside.
(Ironically, as someone who started getting grey hairs in my hair in my 20's myself, I'm pretty sure everyone's headcanon of John, with tiny little whisps of grey in his hair, is wrong, because if he was so grey that people were surprised to learn he was "a child of the 90's," he was probably full on salt-and-pepper when he was in his 20's.)
The only description we have for Martin is that he (man who canonically has the self esteem of a used doormat) describes himself as "not the smallest guy", Not-Sasha called him "roomy", Melanie is skinner than him, and Jonny said he imagined him as a "bigger guy" who would beat Alex in a physical fight. If someone decides to take this information and conclude that it means he's tall, broad and has muscle, rather than that he's overweight, fucking let them. If your first instinct to this is to run to your keyboard and call them "fatphobic" or otherwise bash them for it, I once again urge you to back away from your keyboard and go outside.
Someone headcanons Basira not wearing a headscarf? We have exactly 0 canonical physical description of her and the people who headcanon her as having one are basing that purely off of her name alone. Fucking let them. Someone headcanons Melanie and/ or Georgie as a skin color you don't agree with or a hairstyle you don't like? Fucking let them. As long as someone's headcanon of a character's description doesn't contradict the few canonical descriptions we have of a character, why do you care? Them having a different headcanon from you doesn't take away your right to imagine the characters looking however you like, anymore than it should take away their right to do the same. Someone headcanoning John as white (or Black, or Asian, or Mixed, or whatever) isn't going to make all of the fanart of John as brown with long hair suddenly disappear, nor the fanfiction describing him as such (although I do often wonder if the opposite is not true; is the fact that John looks the same in so much of the fanart I see on here really because of fandom "consensus", or is it because people are absolutely awful to anyone who draws him Different?). Someone headcanoning Martin as not fat isn't going to make the mountains of fanart of him as a fluffy little marshmallow vanish into the void (although I do remember hearing about someone getting bullied off the internet for daring to draw Martin as not fat). And someone headcanoning Gerry in TMAGP as not being goth isn't going to take away your preciouse goth TMAGP Gerry headcanon. That should be part of the fun of it, shouldn't it? Seeing what different images people have conjured in their heads of these characters we only get to experience with our ears, and celebrating the differences as well as the similarities? Why are we bullying people into conforming to one appearance of a character when no actual canonical appearance of them exists?
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georgi-girl · 11 months
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The Corpse Groom (Corpse Bride recast)
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original meme belongs to Blaze-On-Fire. I've learned some disappointing things about Tim Burtan. But my sister tells me it's still okay to like his movie since he's not really the creative mind behind them. So with that in mind, I give you my polyamorous retelling of The Corpse Bride with characters from the Dreamworks Trolls franchise (inspired by the Tangled/Corpse Bride crossover "Live For You" on AO3) starring... Hickory in the role of Victor Van Dort. Princess Poppy in the role of Victoria Everglot. Delta Dawn in the role of Nell (she's Hickorys' sister-in-law) Cybil in the role of Maudeline (until the third movie comes out, I'm casting her as Poppy's mother) King Peppy in the role of Finis. Dickory in the role of William (Hickorys' brother, Delta's husband) Branch in the of Emily (why is the title character so far down? this is not a well-designed meme) Creek in the role of Lord Barkus. DJ Suki in the role of Hildagard (she's Poppys' lady in waiting) King Gristle Senior in the role of Pastor Galswells. Biggie in the role of Mayhew (Don't worry, he's not going to die) Grandma Rosie Puff in the role of Grandfather Everglot (she's Poppys' ancestor in this story)   King Thrash in the role of Elder Gutknecht. He and the other Rock Trolls are psychopomps (death angels) who watch over Troll souls in Purgatory. Riff in the role of the Black Widow. Chaz in the role of the flirtatious Miss Plum. Barb in the role of the Maggot (I thought about casting her as Bonejangles, but she's more like the sassy Maggot)   Conductor Trollzart in the role of the General (I wanted to us the Country Troll who SPOILER: dies onscreen, but I couldn't find any picture of him) King Trollex in the role of Bonejangles (specializing in Horrorcore Techno) And Fuzzbert in the role of Emil. 
The story is this... Princess Poppy is betrothed to Lord Creek. But she's in love with the handsome trans man Hickory Dock. They decide to elope, and while passing through the woods, they practice their wedding vows, accidently summoning Brance, a corpse who's still holding his last breath. He approaches his "beloveds" who explain that they're already an item. He tells them that he's "willing to share". He then sprits them away to Purgatory, where the dead spend their time before they're ready to move on. They're greeted by the Barb the psychopomp who shows them around, and Trollex who sings about the tragic Corpse Groom that was betrayed and murdered by his lover. The trio has a good time together, until Hickory remembers his family is still waiting for him. They go to Thrash, who gives them a haunting spell that sends them to the world of the living. They go (with Branch in disguise) to the home of Hickory's brother and in-laws. The next day, they sneak into the castle, where they overhear Creek blackmailing King Peppy for Poppys' hand. Poppy chooses to stay and help her father, while Branch and Hickory escape back to Purgatory. Poppy and Suki do some investigating and discover that Creek stole a royal family relic ~ a harp said to restore life to the freshly dead. (wink wink) Meanwhile, Branch is distraught, but Hickory comforts him with a romantic ballad. Right when they're ready to start again, Thrash reveals that the dead and the living are forbidden to marry. If they want to be a couple Hickory will have to go back to the world of the living and take his own life. Hickory agrees, and the whole dead community goes up to perform the wedding. Poppy sees the procession and joins them, thinking that her death will make her wedding to Creek null and void. But during the ceremony, Branch sees Poppy and Hickorys' families watching and can't go through with it. Poppy tries to tell him about the harp, but Creek interrupts. Branch recognizes his murderer, and a fight breaks out. Creek escapes but trips and impales himself on a thorn. And before he can use the harp on himself, he's dragged off to face judgement. Poppy and Hickory use the harp to restore Branch to life, and then destroy it. A new life is waiting for all three of them.
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These give me tim burtan and paranormal vibes respectively
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raducotarcea · 10 months
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musicarenagh · 2 years
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Burton Badman - "Fields of Confusion"
Burton Badman – “Fields of Confusion”
Burton Badman, a Tel Aviv, Israel-based alternative rock band, has released a new single titled “Field of Confusion.” This is their fourth single from their upcoming debut album, “The Opposite Way Around,” which is set to be released on November 4th of this year.   “Field of Confusion” from Burtan Badman s an intense journey into the deepest and darkest traumas that we carry with us throughout…
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helfarewell · 6 years
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hero Corp (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Burt/Stan, enfin pas encore Characters: Stan, Burt Additional Tags: mention de PTSD ?, post-naufrage, Stan crush déjà mais avant qu'il s'en rende compte... Summary:
Stan se réveille sur une plage, trempé, frigorifié et avec une migraine abominable. Et seul.
Ou : Stan retrouve Burt après le naufrage et réalise qu'il ne demandait pas mieux. Jusqu'à ce que de vieux souvenirs désagréables refassent surface.
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trashlord-watson · 6 years
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one day, 5 or 10 years from now, simon will decide to reunite all the actors for one special episode that'll be like 1 hour long, and half of the episode is just gonna be burt, stan, klaus and doug on a double date
growing old together, happy, at peace
because they deserve it
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halebop-s-art · 6 years
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Puisqu'on poste nos headcanons Hero Corp, he ben Klaus il est ace mais bien d'accord pour faire des trucs, Doug il est pas ace mais c'est pas trop grave si ils le font pas très très souvent, Stan il est vraiment pas up pour ça avec des mecs même si le mec en question est Burt, et Burt il veut juste que Stan soit heureux et le reste c'est moins impotant.
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burtxstan · 7 years
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« Tous les trucs du monde, on les a vécus ensemble. » Stan x Burt - Hero Corp
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oldcountrybear1955 · 3 years
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DaMan Magazine April May 2017 - Santi Waine photographed by Burtan Prawira
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capitanogiorgio · 7 years
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“Je voulais te parler. Bon, je crois que le contexte aide et je sais pas pourquoi je vais te dire ça.” “Oui ?” “Quand je vois tout ce qu'on a traversé, il arrive un moment où j'peux pas mentir. On a failli crever tellement de fois tout les deux.” “C'est vrai.” “Des joies, des peines, des souffrances, des peurs, des... Pleins de trucs. Tous les trucs du monde, on les a vécu ensemble. Et moi, de les vivre avec toi bah ça m'a rendu plus fort, mon gars. De savoir que j'étais avec toi, ça m'a permis de faire des choses dont je me pensais pas capable. Et ouais, mon gars.” “Moi aussi, Stan.” “Mais euh c'est un peu déstabilisant.” "Pas forcément...” "J't'assure c'est grave déstabilisant.” “J'peux comprendre que ce soit un peu déstabilisant...” “Sa mère. C'est déstabilisant sa mère.” "J't'aime, Stan.” "Mais moi aussi !”
“I wanted to talk to you. Well, I think the context helps and I don't know why I'm gonna tell you this.” “Yes ?” “When I look over all we've been through, there comes a time I can't lie anymore. We almost kicked the bucket so many times together.” “That's true.” “Joys, sorrows, sufferings, fears... A lot of stuff. All the things in the world, we lived them through together. And to live it all with you, it made me stronger, dude. To know I was with you, it allowed me to do things I didn't think I was capable of. That's right, dude.” “Me too, Stan.” “But, like, that's a bit destabilising.” “Not necessarily...” “I assure you it's really destabilising.” “I understand this may be a bit destabilising...” “Fuck yeah. It's fucking destabilising.” “I love you Stan.” “Me too !”
Burt & Stan Hero Corp 5x08
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orphicnatural · 3 years
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anyone wanna see a tweet i wish i could publish but wont bc i would like to keep my scholarship?
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ahma-art · 7 years
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Burt & Stan,
Hero Corp
S5E08
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