#bs crack

[olincino]

#has it been done before? #vln #jackannemax #bs crack #black sail #jack rackham #anne bonny #max #maxanne

[fanaticalthings]

I know Jason always calls Dick the "Golden child" and in comics tends to paint him as this unbeatable person in terms of morals/goodness in his head, which makes Jason feel inferior and not good enough..

but I think it'd be so fucking funny if instead of Jason thinking he'll never be as good as Dick, it's actually him just mocking his brother around others, because Jason 100% remembers Dick on multiple occasions offering his 12yo self weed while Bruce wasn't around, and he's the only sibling with the knowledge that Dick wasn't this "holier than thou, I make no mistakes and am perfect" child, which is why Jason keeps praising to the younger batfam members on how Dick is so perfect KNOWING that Dick was absolutely not that.

#screw the whole 'jason will always feel inferior to dick because he was so perfect' bs #give me that 'jason felt inferior to dick because he could never smoke as many blunts as him and not pass out' #jason todd #dick grayson #redhood #nightwing #batbros #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #incorrect dc quotes #crack #fanatical posting

[bisexualdeans]

deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (i am brutally beating a man to death to maintain my extremely fragile status as captain of my pirate ship and you're my new lying ass fake cook with his silly little fake name witnessing the scene like you're both scared and horny)

#black sails #james flint #john silver #silverflint #crack tag #merry bs renaissance besties

[thedrunknextdoor]

titans tower au where when jason reveals himself he lets it slip that he’s been alive for years and tim just gets fucking pissed

Tim: Are you telling me that i became batman’s therapist for NOTHING????

Jason, mid monologue: what

Tim: *rips mask and cape off* DO U KNOW HOW HARD I WORKED TO KEEP THAT MAN FROM SELF-DESTRUCTING??? AND U WERE ALIVE THE WHOLE GODDAMN TIME????

Jason: uhm-

Tim: no FUCK U! take robin im going to take a fucking nap

#this came about bc comic tim is constantly calling bruce out on his bs and mother henning him #‘no u cant get out of bed injured wats wrong w u’ #batman #batfam #jason todd #tim drake #red hood #red robin #bruce wayne #titans tower au #this is crack

[theroundbartable]

Uther: magic is pure evil, it invades the heart of men and -

Merlin: pure evil? PURE EVIL? you wanna know what's pure evil and corrupting souls and what not? Love!!!! And destiny!!! You fall in love ONE time and suddenly you have a stupid dragon on your back, telling you to give up everything you are to follow them to the depth of hell and back, and all you need in return, and by need I mean crave, is a punch to the arm and maybe a laugh on a very daring day. You'll rip out your own heart for them, damn entire kingdoms for a stupid smile! THAT'S EVIL!

Uther: damn

Uther: fuck, you're right. It was never magic it was those blasted feelings! I should ban couples from Camelot!

Merlin: oh my god, same. I'm gonna help you. Just gonna forbid marriages

Uther: you're so right! I mean, love made me marry a troll!

Merlin: I KNOW!

Arthur: Gwen, I need your help. My father and Merlin found the Bourbon

#bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #merlin bbc #arthur #concept #uther #uther and merlin solidarity #bs #crack

[greghatecrimes]

Thirteen.exe has stopped responding

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#saturdays are for shitposts #her brain is on dial up internet so she needs extra time to process #slight headphone warning but its not as bad as my crack video was #house md #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #greg house #remy thirteen hadley #an anya original #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts) #this one is actually edited really nicely i just keep the badly edited tag because 'BS' is a funny abbreviations for my shitposts #4x12 #gregory house #remy hadley #videos #my edits #autistic thirteen #<- it's close enough she has the processing delay lol #100 #200

[howlerbat]

#back by unpopular demand #bs as the office part 2 #black sails #james flint #black sails crack #bs as the office

[itsjojohnnyyyy]

Cant stop thinking about how Roy is portrayed in official illustrations cause like

On the one hand you got Studio Bones' with this absolute manwhore and in the other you got Arakawa's little dude brooding/trying to look cool and mysterious

#roy mustang #fullmetal alchemist #fma 03 #i love both approaches equally #manwhore Roy is awesome and so is tryhard Roy #fma 03 promo art always cracks me up #like there are so many pics of the characters wearing trendy clothes #its the most early 2K devianart bs I've ever seen and I love it #there is this one where Roy has a flower petal in his mouth and its so funny but I couldnt find it #they were trying so hard to make his ass look hot lmao

[olincino]

TOBY ON TWITTER / BLACK SAILS

part 16

#vln #toby on twitter #flinttweets #bs crack #happy bd toby stephens

[keischreiber]

They are both so stupid, I love them.

I know spoof on titan is a gag thingy. BUT LUCKILY. My headcanons include all the gag stuff. So like.

Jean and Reiner are literally the boyfriends where you can do no wrong (unless you've really done something wrong, and Jean is more likely to call you out on it more often than Reiner does).

#◆ crack. #spoof on titan #reiner braun #jean kirschtein #krista lenz #armin arlert #I love how armin is not impressed by their bs

[witheredoffherwitch]

It's always so funny to see this endless criticism of Alicent's character in Hotd.. as if they could do a better job at portraying the realistic constraints of a noblewoman in a feudal society. Sure, the writing could use some improvements but that is not what most of them are discussing, is it? It never gets old reading comments like "If I wrote Alicent, she would be the ultimate cunt and do..." followed by an elaborately misogynistic soap opera for an evil stepmother caricature.

This is evident in the way many of these folks write their fanfics, engage in discussions, and criticise her character. It seems that most of them are unable to comprehend a woman's perspective from a world that may be too foreign to theirs. In their minds, Alicent is the ultimate villain and must be held accountable for all the wrongdoings during the Dance. How convenient to twist Alicent "reluctance to murder is not a weakness" Hightower into someone who is set on murdering OCs in their precious AUs. Or perhaps they prefer to publicly shame her with pathetic insults or place the entire blame for House Targaryen's incompetence squarely on her shoulders.

#pro alicent hightower #team green #aemond fanfics are the absolute worst! #but yes go off and tell me how i lack the genius intellect required to fully comprehend and analyze her character #please crack open your media literacy handbook and give me thorough reading on it instead #fandom bs #hotd fandom #hotd discussion

[samijey]

why are they always like this.......

bonus Jey responding with some serious "i love you // i know" energy:

#sami zayn #jey uso #samijey #wwe #kevin owens #wweedit #stuff i made #he's just like me fr #don't think i need to tag the codester here #this ain't about him #he's an ally tho he'll understand #dude who responds to “i'm happy for you” with “that's true”??? go to jail with your leia/solo bs brooooo #also sami is talking about something that was traumatic to them both and my dude just looks at him fondly and cracks a smile #and if that's not love then i dunno what is #does anyone even read these why do i bother writing them #these wrestling gays have me screaming into the void i hate it here #even kevin was sick of their sh*t at that point

[megaawkwardhuman]

the only reason you're still alive is cause I let you live

yes yes I know this is the pilot and that's a season 3 quote BUT IT FITS OK?

this drawing oh THIS DRAWING

I thought hey I like fucking around with lighting and shading this is going to be fun

but oh boy

OOOOOOOH BOY

the amount of times I wanted to throw my laptop out of a window is far too many to count

goes to show that fuck it we ball ISN'T the best drawing philosophy to live by some times

below cut is the sketch that started it all

#it took me drawing this to realize but I've been making the bunny's body way more human like as of recent #hell even their faces can look a bit more human from time to time #I think it's cause I've gotten better at/been drawing more humans ever since I've started my bunny bs #it's both funny and weird to me #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #wwdits fanart #guillermo de la cruz #*funny tag for my art* #bun stuff #I started this at like 4 or 5 am yesterday? #it is now 7 am #here's your reminder that sleep if for nerds #edit: you know a drawing is good when you straighten you back after spending hours on it #only for it to sound like you're cracking a glow stick

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Sweet! Phineas and Ferb: Across the Second Dimension is on sale! Man I loved that show as a kid! Did you guys ever watch it?

Ruby: Of course- Well. We watched a good bit of it.

Jaune: What? Couldn't afford the channel or something?

Yang: Well, the movie came out, the one where they Hop dimensions?

Jaune: I though it was really good!

Yang: Yeah, so did we, until ....

~~~~~

Movie: SUMMER! It's like the world's best story, and it's waiting to be To-old!

Kid!Ruby: *Sobbing her eyes out* MAMA!

Kid!Yang: *Clutching Ruby, Sniffling*

~~~~~

Jaune: Huh.

Ruby: Yep. But we're big girls now! We can handle a movie for little kids!

Yang: Definitely!

Ruby: Uh-Huh!

Jaune: Cool! Would you mind coming over to the JNPR dorm for Movie night then? You can bring Weiss and Blake!

Ruby: Certainly!

~They Could not, in fact, handle the Movie for little Kids~

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #rwby shitpost #rwby crack post #I know the phrase “they didn't need to go that hard for a ____” But that's bs #They DID need to go that hard! #And any composure who doesn't feel the need to go that hard should find a project they feel the need to go hard on!

[greghatecrimes]

SURPRISE! The promised crack video arrives! >:) Happy International Lesbian Day!

This one goes out to not only my fellow House MD-loving lesbians, but especially to the lesbians in the writers' room. We see you, and we bask in the many gifts that you have given us. Real recognizes real. ;) Also, a special thank you to my buddy @childrenofmalkav for beta-watching this nonsense <3

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#house md #hate crimes md #greg house #hilson #chameron #allison cameron #robert chase #stacy warner #james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #an anya original #house md crack #my edits #video update #100 #truly one of the most autistic things ive ever done and i love it for me #200 #anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)

[yintsukareta]

self aware wanderer watching in embarrasment and shame as you name him babygirl

#ive seen ur bs guys dont hide it #yin talks about shit #genshin #genshin impact #yin writes shit #wanderer #genshin wanderer #wanderer genshin #genshin crack #sagau #self aware genshin #sagau wanderer #genshin self aware #self aware au