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esper-eclipse · 1 year
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kageyama kun look at this trick i learnt!!
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turtleblogatlast · 1 month
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[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]
Love when people depict Leo like-
Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-
Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-
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redthemarten · 15 days
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This is the real story of how I went broke on Primogems and Starglitter and then worked my ass off for every single wish after that, just to bring Wrio his dragon boyfriend
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grendelsmilf · 10 months
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okay the nimona comic is so good actually. like i definitely think the movie is cute and good for kids, but (like i said previously) it has kind of a "gen z shrek" vibe to it that just makes me wish i was watching shrek instead. the comic is totally its own thing though, and i enjoyed it so much more. here are some of my favorite panels:
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months
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Fishing Interlude
[First] Prev <–-> Next
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spatziline · 1 year
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It's just so funny to me that Loid and Yor are so rich and then there's Reigen
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quantumfeat72 · 2 years
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ok i just had a humans-are-space-orcs thought
i grew up in bear country. like, the “you can’t leave food in your car because the bears will break your car and eat it” kind of bear country. so up there people make sure to teach their kids how to avoid getting eaten by bears. and you know the number one thing you do to avoid encountering a bear in the first place?
you make sure it hears you coming
if you’re hiking with a friend, you talk loudly the whole time. if you don’t want to do that, or you’re alone, you wear bells or something else that makes noise. because bears aren’t stupid, they know humans are trouble, and they don’t wanna fuck with you any more than you wanna fuck with them
like. think about that. bears are walking tanks. they can cave in the door to a house or move around a 500 pound dumpster like its nothing. you can shoot a bear with a gun and not do much more than piss it off. a bear could absolutely pick off one lone human on a hike for a free meal. but bears never hunt humans, and they rarely attack humans
like imagine an alien visiting earth and their human friend hands them a bell and says “when we go through here we gotta make sure the local apex predators know exactly where we are at all times”
and they’re like “...oh, yes, of course. the other predators on earth must have learned that they can’t kill a human, and it’s better to avoid a fight if you can”
and the human says “no, if a bear attacked us we’d die”
and they’re like, wait, what?? you want to give our exact location to something that could easily kill us? do you have a death wish??? and their friend is like, no, look, bears don’t fuck with humans if they can help it
not because they can’t, but because they know better
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ruanbaijie · 3 months
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THE SPIREALM 致命游戏 (2024) 1.24 adapted from the danmei novel Kaleidoscope of Death 死亡万花筒 by Xi Zi Xu 西子绪
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bazoonga-bazinga · 1 year
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losing my mind <3
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sunshine-zenith · 10 months
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“For the record, that is nothing like me”
Bal… that is exactly like you
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kathegoose · 6 months
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(FNAF MOVIE SPOILERS)
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the kills in this movie were crazy, look at those body counts!!! that's gnarly!!!!!!!
i wish foxy didn't have two kills.., it would've been funny, if out of all the animatronics, the darn cupcake had the highest body count like please,,.,they could've made the first nightguard (fritz?) be caught by something offscreen so we don't know who did it and thus the cupcake would have the highest confirmed body count but NO. that stinky pirate boy gets to catch him!!!!!!! why not chica? she got NO kills!!! make the counts even please!!!!!! and it would've been a very scott cawthon thing to have the cupcake be the evilest.,.....,.,m,
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clopinasworld · 5 months
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"I'm sorry, North. I failed." "Connor!.. No..."
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loveisbraveandwild · 6 months
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this this this
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bloodonmysqueegee · 1 year
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Leaked atsv scenes trust me (part 2)
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My humor is still lacking
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comradekatara · 6 months
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an old drawing i never actually got around to coloring but that i touched up a bit just now. i just think they would become such a cool squad after the war. dykes and their token man
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neyantkomskaikru · 1 month
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Did we ever get a full explanation for this scene? Like, did Lexa know the extenuating circumstances of Clarke taking the flame? Or did she assume that Clarke took over being leader and was just like “Yas, das muh gurl”? She’s so happy to see Clarke, and so proud of her too. Even if she doesn’t quite understand the full situation, she’s telling Clarke that she chose her. That even with all her beloved novitiates, that she chose Clarke (even though we know that’s not really how that works). Just fuck me three ways to Thursday because I can’t handle this anymore 😩
JRat made the biggest mistake of his life by killing off Lexa. He deserves all the vitriol he gets thrown.
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