#bro <3 chip

[bro-atz]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny/anything you want ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

i have so so so many moots but i decided to stick w moots that i've dmed frequently to keep this list short and sweet (if i didn't include you it doESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU I SWEAR)

aubs @k-hotchoisan: second chance this could be the angst in me but like you and san were high school sweethearts that couldn't make it work (i'm thinking long distance) but you maintained the friendship and when you get the chance to see each other again in person face to face after, what, years? everything falls into place everything clicks bc you and san were just meant to BE (but also love at first sight bc MISS MA'AM IK WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AND IK SAN WOULD FALL SO HARD)

jinnie @sanspuppet: best friend's brother idk jinnie you give me a forbidden love kinda vibe but in a wholesome way and i feel like falling for your best friend's brother, san, would be that arc bc you're so loyal and dedicated to your friend but also like....... san is so hot HAHAHA and you would spend time w the friend and san would obvi be there and start spending time w you... then badabingbadaboom your friend is your in-law HAHA

minerva @yourlocaljonghoe: friends to lovers that jongho fic i wrote for you? yeah that's exactly what i envision for you and jongho fr you just have this friend energy that jongho would adore (and lowkey take for granted) until he realizes that the one he loved was the one right under his nose the entire time ugh i love this trope for you babes

yessa @yessa-vie: love triangle YOU KEEP SENDING ME MULTIPLE PEOPLE AND INSPIRING ME SO BAM LOVE TRIANGLE more like a love square between you and yunsangi (oop a lil spoiler here) where all men just goddamn they love you so much and fight (playfully) over you ("no, she loves me more") and it makes you wanna scream bc yOU MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM i love you babes

fawn @yunhoszn: forced proximity this is lowkey based on sahrac but like you and yunho are so forced proximity i envision y'all are actually seat neighbors on a plane and the plane lands late so you miss your connecting flight and have to wait for the next day, and since y'all had a good time being neighbors, yunho suggest y'all be hotel suite neighbors...... but we all know that you were in his room that day wink wonk

maya @juyofans: work rivals since i know your life is going to be occupied for the next rest of your life bc of med school and becoming a doctor, a work crush thing is definitely a trope i see for you— and mingi is this hotshot surgeon that everyone raves abt but you're Better and want to prove it, and that work rivalry turns into romance and y'all become this power duo i rest my case

orion @nebulousbrainsoup: love triangle (turns poly) my polyamorous monarch my holy lord and savior this arc is The Trope™ for you and bc we were talking abt this i'm going to go w yeosang and jihoon bc i feel like you would lose your gd mind w them but also love them both so much and they would love you and it would just be this wholesome triangle of softness and pure love and i just UGH i LOVE this for you

chip @jaehunnyy: friends to lovers i imagine san being your best friend and just seeing you with another guy and thinking "i'm better than that guy i could love you so much better than that guy" and at some point he finally musters the courage to ask you to give him a shot— and when you do, it's the most beautiful romance i swear

ki @hoshiseon: enemies to lovers/work rivals alright this is strictly based off the driving lore that you've shared BUT i'm thinking you and san are like lowkey enemies/rivals from either school or work and one day your car needs a jumpstart but there is no one in sight and your phone is dead (talk abt bad luck) and san is the only person there so he helps you out and y'all get to talking and realize you have a lot in common and maybe the reason why y'all hate each other is bc... there are more feelings there.... ohoho

e𝓨eris @eyeryis: meet-cute i'm choosing jinsik for this since you can't seem to choose a mf atz bias but lord the two of you would meet someplace stereotypical like a coffee shop and you would drop something and he would pick it up for you and lock eyes with you and immediately fall in love bc no joke that was me w you fr you seriously are the jinsik to my sumin okay

#bro <3 dave #bro <3 aubs #bro <3 jinnie #bro <3 minerva #bro <3 yessa #bro <3 fawn #bro <3 maya #bro <3 orion #bro <3 chip #bro <3 ki

[smolmight97]

“Are you gay?”

#like bro I’m a Splatoon fan of course I’m gay #I’ve been genuinely asked this by my friends who KNOW WHAT FANDOMS IM IN #I am convinced spamvil is the gay ship for gay people #chirpy chips my beloved #splatoon 3 #splat2n #Splatoon #deltarune #spamton #undertale #mettaton #spamton g spamton #oh shit I forgot Rouxls #art #my art #artists on tumblr

[bellamyblakru]

- sheila burke

MERTHURWEEK2022 DAY 4: SOULMATE + GREEN

for my soulmate, in this lifetime and in the next. i love you. you will always be the arthur to my merlin. ill be beside you until the end, my love @its-hyperfixation​

#ashley creates #merlingifs #merthurgifs #alielook #xuserann #userkatza #userdorksinlove #merthurweek2022 #day 4: soulmates + green #im sorry its not my best work my love #i tried to put light purple!!! #i had to make u something on soulmate day bro i had to #ilysm #mi amor<3 #AND we got them aroace colors representing which i love #okay byeee gonna continue eating my bbq chips

[chipistrate]

I think about Glam Fronnie reunion a lot but like. If Bonnie was dead by the time Freddy found him.

#Chip Chatter #post Ruin 3 star fam going back to find Cassie and hiding from the mini music men in the little room behind the bowling pins #and looking back and seeing decommissioned glam Bonnie #do you know. how fucking devastated Freddy would be. #ALSO. #IF CASSIE WAS THE ONE THAT TECHNICALLY KILLED HIM. #Like if Bonnie was just back there alive but not being able to move and was completely abandoned #but Cassie was the one to turn them off and essentially kill them #AND IF FREDDY FUCKING LEARNED THAT AFTER THEY SAVE CASSIE #BRO. #HE WOULD BE DEVASTATED!!! #BONNIE WAS JUST SITTING THERE ALIVE AND WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO FIND THEM #BUT NOBODY EVER DID #HE WAS RIGHT THERE AND FREDDY NEVER FOUND HIM!!!! #FREDDY WOULD HAVE SO MUCH GUILT LIKE HOLY SHIT!!!!

[astro-inthestars]

Truly loving the lineup guys <3

#rennikorambles #HOWLING OVER (14) (14) *( 1 3 4 )* #i adore you chip sorry for letting them pile up again <3 #like i said weekends are the end of me <3 #(and it was my baby bro's bday (AND PERCY JACKSON'S but that isnt relevant i just wanted to say))

[shrumgi]

astarion: meet me in the forest for a quickie

astarion half naked between the trees in the forest:

#I don't want to beegee 3 post but this was so fucking funny I don't know why #why he casually walks out of the woods half naked with that face #bro killed me twice (one by sucking then by this). what a silly bitch #the only two people who haven't made advances towards me are wyll and shadowheart lmfao even though sh is almost maxed out #she was like 'hey let's drink wine together as friends :)' and I cried many tears #I haven't even brought gale to anything and bro just straight up "HEY I JUST MET U. AND THIS IS CRAZY' #sdgjhsdg please let's keep it on the gloves eating basis pls #laezel keeps telling me how i miss out by rejecting her. i keep rejecting her but she keeps going #YOU'RE MY EVIL BROTATO CHIP STOP THIS. I LOVE U IN A BROZONE WAY #you will get your le sexe when I replay as a lady drow pls calm down until then #shit is wild #nadine's blah blah

[an-aura-about-you]

I'm at home watching my stories, and by my stories I mean Sims 100 Baby Challenge videos on youtube.

#the drama is *chef's kiss* #also I'm on top of my chores and about to bake some cookies #and guess what? past me was a total bro and left present me some chocolate chip cashew cookie dough in the freezer #already portioned out and everything <3

[aria0fgold]

I never thought tofu could be this terrible.

#aria rants #i been attacked bro. my stomach been attacked. my entire system been attacked. oil is this bad bruh. my tastebuds-- #i love tofu. fried tofu especially its very yummy and then you dip it in sauce? yum #but god... this tofu so bad bruh. its so bad help it felt like... it felt like... so bad. i cant even explain how bad it is. its just bad #i ate 3. and yaknow what? its like so moist. watery and i was like: oh. thats fine. no it wasnt. it wasnt fine #told my mom bout it. turns out she accidentally used so much oil on it cuz when she was frying it. the oil just kept disappearin #and im like: well... no wonder. the tofu absorbed it all bruh was i the first one to eat one today. why must i be tortured so #ate some cheese flavored potato chips. not enough. that oily taste still in my mouth and stomach #i dont know what else to eat to get rid of it i might just drink milk at this point cuz god bro. its so bad... #is this why my stomach strong cuz it has no choice but to endure whenever im tortured by food and terrible life decisions

[strangefable]

🖤 (maybe minus the seggs one because he's Like That)

send 🖤 and my character will answer about yours.

micah loves her scrumnkly he's her bestie and fellow cryptid she will stab anyone who even thinks a mean thought about him <3

attractiveness:

repulsive / hideous / ugly / not attractive / unappealing / not unattractive / meh / no preference / ok / mildly attractive / nice looking / cute / adorable / attractive / pleasant on the eyes / good looking / hot / sexy / beautiful / gorgeous / hot damn / would tap that / perfect / godlike / holy fuck there are no words.

personality:

grating / irritating / frustrating / boring / confusing at best / awkward / unreasonable / psychotic / disturbing / interesting / engaging / affectionate / aggressive / ambitious / anxious / artistic / bad tempered / bossy / charismatic / appealing / unappealing / creative / courageous / dependable / unreliable / unpredictable / predictable / devious / dim / extroverted / introverted / egotistical / gregarious / fabulous / impulsive / intelligent / sympathetic / talkative / up beat / peaceful / calming / badass / flexible.

how likely they would have sex with them: they are buddies and it's not like that

not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending / fuck no! / never / no way / not likely / not sure / indifferent / I’m asexual / maybe / probably / it depends / fairly likely / likely / yeah sure / yes / would tap that / hell yes / fuck yes! / wishing that could happen right now / as many times as possible / we are already having sex.

level of friendship:

never in a million years / worst of enemies / enemies / rivals / indifferent / neutral / acquaintance / friendly toward each other / casual friends / friends / good friends / best friends / fuck buddies / bosom buddies / practically the same person / would die for them / true friends / my only friend.

first impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

current impression of them:

i hate them so much / i don’t like them / i don’t trust them / they annoy me / they’re weird / I’m indifferent / meh / they seem alright / they’re growing on me / truce / I think I like them / I like them / I’m not sure if I trust them / I trust them / they’re cool / they’re genuine / I think we’re going to get along / I really like them / I think I’m in love / oh fuck they’re hot / I love them.

#thank you for asking <3 #micah hale #eran jzahan #scrumnkly beloved <3 #they share corn chips and silence and cryptid shenanigans #it's rare for her to trust people #but she trusted him almost on sight #helped that peaches and boomer were also like 'this one's cool' #he is a calming and soothing presence for her #like she knows things are going to be okay whenever eran is around #she can't explain it she just feels better #anyway they are bros 4 lyfe <3

[bro-atz]

i bring

I AM GOING TO EJECT MYSELF INTO THE SUN OUTLAW ERA SAN WAS SO FINE FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON

#bro <3 chip

[rumiraclemi]

got a new shirt today so i decided to try out the chibo fit

#jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #selfie #cosplay #(<- does this count??) #bro i do Not know how to take selfies #i’ve been sitting here in front of the mirror for like an hour trying to look good and feeling silly #trying to give off that Bastard energy #but also. fully knowing i’m wearing a :3 mask #posting at like 3am lets see how this does

[vikzarts]

Ending off pride month with my drawing of Waylon Park and Miles Upshur having a relaxing morning together.

For @drustvaar <3

(Click for details)

#my art #waylon park #miles upshur #outlast #outlast fanart #fanart #lgbtq #queer #queer art #hope you like it bro ily <3 #hope someone notices Waylon’s chipped nail polish lol #camerashipping

[chipistrate]

#Chip Chatter #moving along from my silly Foxy Bro-Michael joke #look at my friends OC isn't she great :3

[astro-inthestars]

You ever just watch something that hits you so hard you can't do anything else for the rest of the day except think about it

#rennikorambles #LITERALLY #I #WAS JUST #I WANTED TO DO *SO MUCH* BRO THE WIFI CAME BACKA ND LIKE #OHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN #THE FINAL EPISODE FUCKING HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK STOP #me: oh finally the wifi's back I can do all the stuff i've been waiting t- #the last episode of a youtube series i'd been waiting on: :> #me: ....a #and then it proceeded to hit me with every feasible emotion known to man #i cried FOUR TIMES. *FOUR TIMES YALL* #...if you dont count the fact my tears were just running the entire episode and i started bawling four specific times bUT #THE POINT IS #I AM SO SORRY #I AM NOW MIA FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE. UNTIL I AM NOT #shoutout to chip who is still CURRENTLY messaging me as i speak . at 132 now chipper ily <3 #maybe i'll be semi-online but not Completely im so sorry. i'll be online when i am and offline when im not. hope this helps #SHOUTOUT TO MY STYLUS I MISSED YOU BITCH

[rusty-swindles]

GUYS MAYBE IM A LITTLE SLOW BUT IM SEEING SOME HEARING SOME PARALLELS BETWEEN EP 81 CHIP AND EP 16 CHIP-- :O

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"I'm not strong enough for this"

"I dont know how to do this without you, I'm not as strong. I'm sorry I'm not the pirate you want me to be." ep 16 recap

"I'm not the pirate Arlin wanted me to be- I'm not the hero that Gillion wants me to be..."

"I'm not this, I'm not strong enough for this. I'm sorry."

ep 81

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Idk!! I thought that was a rad little thing!! Whoa!! Likeee! Ahhh!!

It's crazy how obsessed he is with strength but that's why he's in a crew right?! Like whatever he lacks his crew makes up for and vice versa, that's the point of the crew!! Right?! Idk I have alot of thoughts!!

#im sorry this is probably like so obvious but im dumb and i felt so proud at thinking about this at 3 am #like bro!! #lmao #idk #jrwi riptide #spoilers maybe #jrwi spoilers #i am madly in love with chip

[citrus-system]

Just went rancidity feral with a weed wacker

#i have a love hate relationship with being the system dilf #<3: I love dilf things #X: I am not a dad or dad figure #why can’t I just be the sexy step bro smh #why don’t step brothers weed wack more #al step bros do these days is; help stuck sister. eat hot chip. be bisexual. and lie #WHAT ABOUT YARD WORK #// #🍄