#bro <3 aubs

[bro-atz]

MOOT GAME: " make up a trope for your moots and their biases. doesn’t need to be romantic. can be crackfic/funny/anything you want ^ㅇ(๑>◡<๑)ㅇ^ "

i have so so so many moots but i decided to stick w moots that i've dmed frequently to keep this list short and sweet (if i didn't include you it doESN'T MEAN THAT I DON'T LOVE YOU I SWEAR)

aubs @k-hotchoisan: second chance this could be the angst in me but like you and san were high school sweethearts that couldn't make it work (i'm thinking long distance) but you maintained the friendship and when you get the chance to see each other again in person face to face after, what, years? everything falls into place everything clicks bc you and san were just meant to BE (but also love at first sight bc MISS MA'AM IK WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE AND IK SAN WOULD FALL SO HARD)

jinnie @sanspuppet: best friend's brother idk jinnie you give me a forbidden love kinda vibe but in a wholesome way and i feel like falling for your best friend's brother, san, would be that arc bc you're so loyal and dedicated to your friend but also like....... san is so hot HAHAHA and you would spend time w the friend and san would obvi be there and start spending time w you... then badabingbadaboom your friend is your in-law HAHA

minerva @yourlocaljonghoe: friends to lovers that jongho fic i wrote for you? yeah that's exactly what i envision for you and jongho fr you just have this friend energy that jongho would adore (and lowkey take for granted) until he realizes that the one he loved was the one right under his nose the entire time ugh i love this trope for you babes

yessa @yessa-vie: love triangle YOU KEEP SENDING ME MULTIPLE PEOPLE AND INSPIRING ME SO BAM LOVE TRIANGLE more like a love square between you and yunsangi (oop a lil spoiler here) where all men just goddamn they love you so much and fight (playfully) over you ("no, she loves me more") and it makes you wanna scream bc yOU MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM i love you babes

fawn @yunhoszn: forced proximity this is lowkey based on sahrac but like you and yunho are so forced proximity i envision y'all are actually seat neighbors on a plane and the plane lands late so you miss your connecting flight and have to wait for the next day, and since y'all had a good time being neighbors, yunho suggest y'all be hotel suite neighbors...... but we all know that you were in his room that day wink wonk

maya @juyofans: work rivals since i know your life is going to be occupied for the next rest of your life bc of med school and becoming a doctor, a work crush thing is definitely a trope i see for you— and mingi is this hotshot surgeon that everyone raves abt but you're Better and want to prove it, and that work rivalry turns into romance and y'all become this power duo i rest my case

orion @nebulousbrainsoup: love triangle (turns poly) my polyamorous monarch my holy lord and savior this arc is The Trope™ for you and bc we were talking abt this i'm going to go w yeosang and jihoon bc i feel like you would lose your gd mind w them but also love them both so much and they would love you and it would just be this wholesome triangle of softness and pure love and i just UGH i LOVE this for you

chip @jaehunnyy: friends to lovers i imagine san being your best friend and just seeing you with another guy and thinking "i'm better than that guy i could love you so much better than that guy" and at some point he finally musters the courage to ask you to give him a shot— and when you do, it's the most beautiful romance i swear

ki @hoshiseon: enemies to lovers/work rivals alright this is strictly based off the driving lore that you've shared BUT i'm thinking you and san are like lowkey enemies/rivals from either school or work and one day your car needs a jumpstart but there is no one in sight and your phone is dead (talk abt bad luck) and san is the only person there so he helps you out and y'all get to talking and realize you have a lot in common and maybe the reason why y'all hate each other is bc... there are more feelings there.... ohoho

e𝓨eris @eyeryis: meet-cute i'm choosing jinsik for this since you can't seem to choose a mf atz bias but lord the two of you would meet someplace stereotypical like a coffee shop and you would drop something and he would pick it up for you and lock eyes with you and immediately fall in love bc no joke that was me w you fr you seriously are the jinsik to my sumin okay

#bro <3 dave #bro <3 aubs #bro <3 jinnie #bro <3 minerva #bro <3 yessa #bro <3 fawn #bro <3 maya #bro <3 orion #bro <3 chip #bro <3 ki

[lesleyschrijft]

ONTPLOFTE MOLSHOOP

Mama ik weet hoe jou muts eruit ziet! Roept mijn dochtertje.

Ik kijk over mijn schouder en zeg ietwat op mijn hoede zo nonchalant mogelijk...oh ja?

Ja zegt ze, jou muts lijkt op een ontplofte molshoop.

We zitten in de auto en dit beloofde een interessant gesprek te worden.

Hoe kom je daarbij, vroeg ik aan haar.

Nou zegt ze, we hebben op school een boek met plaatjes en daar heb ik een muts gezien.

Geen echte hoor, maar een getekende, met een hele berg haar erop.

De gezusters knots keken elkaar aan en begonnen hard te lachen.

Wat een leuke boeken hebben jullie op school zeg, die hebben wij niet hé zei ik koeltjes.

Ja ging ze verder, en een baby komt uit je buik als je op de wc zit.

Maar dat wil ik niet want dat doet zeer denk ik zo,n hele baby uitpoepen.

Doet dat zeer mam, als er een baby uitkomt.

Ik dacht aan mijn twee feestelijke bevallingen, de ene duurde 36 uur en de andere 40 uur.

Met plezier denk ik nog steeds terug dat ik zolang plezier mocht hebben van de weeén.

Maar ja je gaat niet tegen een kind van 7 jaar vertellen dat het een ware slachtpartij en een marteling was.

Dus ik zei nee hoor, daar voel je bijna niks van, tis eruit voor je het weet.

Het was even stil en toen zei ze...

Maar ik wil later wel een baby, maar dan moet jij hem voor me uitbroeden in jou buik hoor mam.

Ik kijk naar mijn eega die naast me zit en we komen niet meer bij van wat we nu allemaal horen.

Ja hoor schat, ik broed jou baby wel uit en als ik geworpen heb mag jij hem hebben.

Hoe komt de baby in je buik dan? vraagt ze verder.

Jeetje mina wat moet ik nou weer zeggen, ik zie het nietzo zitten om aan een kind van 7 jaar sexuele voorlichting te geven, dat komt nog wel een andere keer als ze een jaar of 30 is of zo.

Mam, ik vraag wat.

Euh wat zei je ook alweer ?

Hoe komt een baby in je buik?

Ohja nou het zit zo, als je later groot bent en je wil een baby, dan ga je bidden en dan vraag je of god er een in je buik doet.

Oh zegt ze gaat dat zo, maar hoe doet hij dat dan?

O mijn god hellup.

Nou gewoon god kan toch alles, dus dan kan hij dat ook hé.

O kijk riep ik als afleidings manoeuvre, kijk eens ik zie de paal van de mac donalds.

Jaaa gaan we naar de mac donalds riepen ze in koor.

Ja hoor lekker, Peet rij aub nu naar de mac, dan zijn we van het gesprek over baby's en ontplofte molshopen af.

Wij willen nog een broertje of zusje.

Jongens er komt geen broertje of zusje meer in dit gezin, tis al druk zat zo ik heb al 3 dolle mina's en dat is meer dan genoeg riep Pieteke.

Mam ik ga naar Diana want we hebben afgesproken om te gaan skeeleren.

Ja hoor is goed, als het gaat regenen kom je dan naar binnen dan speel je maar binnen verder.

Mag ze dan bij ons binnen als het gaat regenen?

Ja oke, als je maar geen ruzie met je zus maakt want die wil ook gewoon meedoen.

Even later ging de bel en stond ze weer voor de deur, we komen naar binnen want we gaan boven spelen.

De jassen werden in de gang gemikt en luid lachend en stampend vertrokken ze naar boven en ik hoorde haar kamerdeur met een knal dicht vallen.

Ik was een beetje aan het rommelen en met het eten bezig voor die avond en vanuit de kamer boven hoorde ik alleen maar een hoop gegil en gelach en nog eens een hoop gegil.

Ach ja beter dan ruzie, ze hadden het blijkbaar goed naar hun zin.

Joehoe riep ik naar boven, jullie kunnen chips komen halen hoor.

De meiden kwamen de trap afgestormd de keuken in, keken mij aan, en keken daarna elkaar aan en begonnen weer hysterisch te lachen.

Tja het zal de leeftijd wel zijn hé dacht ik.

Terwijl ze hun chips in ontvangst namen keken ze elkaar weer geheimzinnig aan, keken daarna weer naar mij en schoten weer onbedaarlijk in de lach.

Ja hup ga maar weer naar boven nu dan kan ik verder met mijn eten zei ik.

En weg waren ze weer naar boven.

S'avonds zaten we aan de macaroni en het was redelijk stil aan tafel toen mijn dochtertje opeens tegen me zei...mam jij weet ook niet hoe je een baby krijgt.

Dat doet god helemaal niet in je buik als je bid.

De gezusters knots keken elkaar aan en begonnen met volle mond weer te lachen.

Hou er nou maar over op en eet je bord leeg.

Als je een baby wilt, vervolgde ze haar gesprek, dan moet je in je blootje onder de dekens gaan liggen met je molshoop.

En je man die moet dan ook in zijn blootje onder de dekens gaan liggen, bovenop de molshoop riep ze hard lachend.

En dan moet je samen een beetje heen en weer schudden onder de dekens, en dan komt de baby in de buik.

Mijn bek viel open en met grote ogen zat ik met mijn mond vol tanden aan de tafel.

Hoe kom je daar nou bij wie zegt dat? vroeg ik.

Dat zegt Diana, want die heeft haar vader en moeder een keer betrapt toen ze Anneke in elkaar aan het knutselen waren.

Dus jij weet het helemaal niet, ik weet het wel zei ze ernstig.

En wij willen nog een broertje of zusje dus jij moet vanavond met papa een zusje in elkaar gaan knutselen in je blootje onder de dekens met je molshoop.

En weer begonnen ze hard te lachen.

#blog #blogger #bloggen #lezen # humor #kortverhaal

[mononoke--hime]

1 tot 13 aub

1. Song of the year? - according to my Spotify wrapped it would be Gaslight by Softcult but I really liked Love You Forever by Thick

2. Album of the year? - I didn't listen to a lot of new music this year so I'm going for Underoath's Voyeurist, it came out in January

3. Favorite musical artist/group you started listening to this year? - Softcult

4. Movie of the year? - suddenly can't remember anything new I watched except Drifting Home

5. Tv show of the year? - Avatar The Last Airbender

6. Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you? - man idk

7. Favorite actor of the year? - Jane reminded me that we watched The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window and Kristen Bell was good in that

8. Game of the year? - either Kirby or Pokémon

9. Best month for you this year? - February because that's when we moved out

10. Something that made you cry this year? - Jane's mom passed away this year :(

11. Something you want to do again next year? - go to concerts again because i didn't do that for a while until last year

12. Talk about a new friend you made this year - the nice and lovely ladies that started following me on Tumblr last month hello ladies :)

13. How was your birthday this year? - it was nice we went to the Efteling

Thanks bro happy new year

[charliesimss]

Two generations of siblings at Isla’s party yesterday 🌊🏝✌🏻

#sims 3 #sims 3 legacy #ts3 #ts3 legacy #simmer #gaming #sims 3 screenshots #sims 3 scenery #backyard #sims 3 decor #sunlit tides #pool day #sisterss #bros #siblings #isla aly #aubs #jay d #m+em #sims 3 twins #sims 3 family #dime legacy #simblr #following simblrs

[raventreehouse]

ok ok but. and im just saying what if, because its in my head 24/7: sunny, aubs and mari with an s/o who's a borrower like in the secret world of arrietty but no. if ya need context lmk because yes.

Bro I just looked at this like,,,,, ??? I'm very tired so please do give me context. Just send it in my inbox and I'll respond with the headcanons in the ask where you explain :3

[aubreyweston]

@aubreyweston was tagged in 3 photos by @bweston on Instagram!

"You can only post pictures of this stupid ‘bros day’ if you let me take one of you looking bad.” - Aubs

Jokes on him, I never look bad. Had to talk him out of climbing onto that roof to steal that cat though.

#social #instagram #family

[jimneighbors]

tagged by my luv @anxiousscully !! 💖💖💖

n im gonna tag @clarkewantheda @alarmedgoldfish @unsolved-gays @theoffspringofhappydays @liquidsonthefloor @retromako @saltywitchcraft @twwiinkiies the gang’s all here :( i miss all of you :(((( also @bboybouillabaisse i had forgotten your new url :0 + @sam-swiftie 💓💓💓

relationship status: i am Literally Just Vibing rn bro i’m living my dreams of romance through my current fictional character hyperfixations

fav colors: soft pastel pink + purple and also deep velvety burgundy red rn

lipstick or chapstick: depends on my Mood but mainly chapstick ! specifically honey scented .

3 fav foods: homemade granola, cookie dough halo top, and these limited edition nutcracker brittle holiday dark chocolate bars

song stuck in head: jenny by studio killers

last song i listened to: 1980s horror film ii by wallows

last movie i watched: CHRIST. THE GOLDFINCH . IM WEEPING

book i’m currently reading: i just finished the secret history by donna tartt and now i’m starting aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by benjamin alire sáenz !

last thing i googled: hinc illae lacrimae (“hence those tears”) + les aubes sont navrantes (“the dawns are heartbreaking”)

time: 12:19 am :/

how many blankets do you sleep with: 1

dream trip: exploring museums and abandoned buildings of paris ! and italy ! also somewhere secret n hidden in mountains or sumn

anything you really want: i want to have enough money so that i can live comfortably and be able to move in with kaity and go to grad school ! :D OR i want a time machine to go back and truly cherish my freshman year of college again ,, seems like i’m kin with napoleon dynamite’s uncle rico in that regard :/

#personal #me #hello everyone i have gathered you all here today

[talvikielo]

Finally made it to the chapter 3 (split time!) and here’s my pointless ramble so far…

(Spoilers alert, but honestly not so much because I’m only talking about the common route)

1. I hate Erwin’s meow with my whole heart. No, really. It sounds so fake and dumb like someone, some person just trying to meow and did a horrible job at it.

2. My thumb demands the auto-play button! Or am I just dumb and missed it somehow because I swear I couldn’t see that option anywhere??

3. Eren is cute. 

CUTE! 

what a tsundere but still cute!

also this scene is supposed to be Jet’s intro, but I admit I mostly grinning over the fact about how Eren has actually requested (yes, requested not ordered!) Jet to protect Ange while he’s absence.

Oh, and that part on Eren´s first extra scenario where everyone else talking about how obvious his crush for Ange (despite Eren probably still hasn’t realized it himself, or would just plainly deny it) was also cute and cheesy,

4. Hyuga still makes me squealing internally like an idiot??

5. Rene is cute! CUTE! Also surprisingly pretty serious and actually quite calm and mature??

6. Camille is cute! CUTE! Honestly, he is kinda annoying and bratty sometimes, but still cute! Also his interaction with Hyuga (with Camille mostly teasing/acting spoiled) is probably my new favorite thing?? I also like his big bro-lil bro interaction with J.D. 

Also…

wtf son  (◔_◔)

wtf was happening to this kid and who the hell he actually is to make Erwin hates him from the first sight? that 「生きている」という感じがしなかった part is especially picking my interest.

He also mentions that he shares hometown with Hyuga (which would explain his rather oriental outfits?), but Hyuga’s…suspicion? over how Camille explains his own part of Kirise (like Camille was surprised over electricity and auto-mobile) kinda make me get an idea that he’s probably coming from the past somehow? Maybe he’s Ange’s ancestor rather than being her copy from another dimension or something along that? Camille also made weird comment again regarding riding horse wagon and long trip, despite that it shouldn’t have been his first time doing that.

7. I love that the other characters aside of the 4 Aube Hunters get their own theme song now! Jet’s theme song is probably my most favorite right now, followed by Ange’s, Eren’s and Rene’s. But I haven’t heard Mathias’ and Roche’s theme, so it might change later. Also, for some reasons, the regal feeling of Rene’s theme kinda feeds my HC that he’s probably the bearer of Light Sacria, while Eren’s theme gives me the Earth Sacria feeling (aside of the whole earth=knowledge theme) and Bernard’s reminds me a lot to Hihara Kazuki Wodon’s theme while having.the Wind Sacria vibe on it? Eh idek. I just kinda want to think about the other guys’ sacria type after learning about the Aube Hunters’ sacria type, I guess.

8. Why on earth Rayne and Roche already get a shippy scene and CG during the supposedly common/general route, while the other guys only get the intro-like CG during the common route?? That’s kinda unfair…

also is it only me or does this game try to make us ship Ange and Rayne again because he sure have some more shippy moments than anyone else?

9. I had always believed that Tempura is fried food (on fried pan) because crunchy, but when I tried to fried the fish (with pan) to make fish tempura for Nyx, I ended up making fish meuniere instead lmao. Apparently the fried pan is used for grilling instead?

10. And finally, on the serious side, there’s actually nothing much happened during the common route aside of what we already know so far: population explosion in Arcadia, people migrating from another cosmos with monsters following them and two options to handle that matter separating people into two factions. You also get some glimpse on Camille’s mysterious behaviors. Still, despite that simple concept, I actually can think about how difficult it must have been for Ange and everyone else around her to choose between those 2 options; close the rift to keep Arcadia safe from the monsters or let it open so people from another cosmos can find safety on Arcadia,while taking the monsters with them too. Especially for Ange, considering that she’s the Queen’s Egg and one scene at the later part of the chapter 2 (before split) actually put her on a situation where the civilians (who already starts to fight among themselves because of that 2 options they are faced with) suddenly presses her for her opinion. As the Queen’s Egg of Arcadia, she must have felt a heavy responsibility to keep her own home cosmos safe, especially when the monsters start attacking places that matters to her like the Melrose Academy. But at the same time, it would probably leave her in a very deep feelings of guilt to know that they would leave the people from other cosmos to live in constant fear and get attacked by the alien monsters, if they choose to close the rift.

In the end though, I chose to go for the Open route for my first playthrough, simply because I still wanna go for either Rene or Nyx route first…But it really wasn’t as easy as I had thought…because Hyuga kinda tempted me to go for the Closed route lmao and also because I’m sad J.D. will leave too, but hey I will just try the other route later as soon as I am finished with this first playthrough!

#neo angelique #tenshi no ramble #i am actually kinda enjoying it so far? #too bad i can't pull allnighter playing #otome game #spoilers #just in case #tenshi no namida spoilers

[emice-cream]

Thanks inazuma-eleven-translations for creating this lil’ game, finally something to do xD.

WOULD YOU RATHER: INAZUMA EDITION

1. Eat the ramen at Rai Rai Don Noodles (when Tobitaka takes over) OR Eat the giant Mochi Mochi Kinako Mochi 

That would be cool to see Tobitaka cooking.

2. Have a sleepover with Natsumi, Aki, Haruna and Fuyuka OR go on a date with Kidou

Because I never had a sleepover before. :(

3. Babysit Yuka with Gouenji OR help out at the Sun Garden

One child is enough for now even if I admit I really like her. x3

4. Play video games with Kyousuke at the arcade OR hang out with Yuichi while he’s in hospital

I never have money with me so I can’t play and I stopped playing even if I miss Super Smash Bros Wii U and playing Greninja x( But the main reason would be just to spend time and take care of him the best I could while his lil’ bro’ his away training or in other time (CS)

5. Go see the penguins with Sakuma OR go see the big cats (lions, tigers) with Genda

I really like big cats and my father is a lion in astrology signs and tiger in chinese signs.

6. Help Inaguni Raimon build their boat OR help the GO Raimon kids rebuild the old club house

Restoring what save the world is important guys. (I’m not your mother ‘kay?)

7. Let Aphrodi do your hair OR let Kidou buy you a new outfit

Oh please!!! I want dat beautiful hair of his!!! x3

8. Go for a run with Kazemaru OR go snowboarding with Fubuki

I would like to be having more stamina haha!!

9. Go for a drive with Hiroto OR go for ice-cream with Midorikawa

Never refused an ice-cream and my father knows how to drive really well so no thanks Hiroto :)

10. Eat Natsumi’s cooking OR have to share all your food with Kabeyama for a whole day

I don’t mind sharing my food since I already done it before ;)

11. Make chocolate with Max OR go to the movie with Handa (he pays)

Just for learning how to make them

12. Sleep on a park bench with Fudou all night OR help an extremely busy Midorikawa with his assistant job

I can be a future secretary then and I don’t want to ruin the best ship with Fudou. (FudouXBench is the best ship minna)

13. Go stargazing at night with Tengawara OR visit Taiyou in hospital with the rest of Arakumo

I really like Arakumo and Taiyou, I’m gonna help him hide from Fuyuka-san if he is a good boy xD. And of course I’m gonna say ‘heya’ (my kind of hello lol) to Yuuichi. (He is so underrated it makes me sad xd)

14. Bring Sasuke for a walk with Tenma OR play with Aria and Lutte at Shindou’s house

I love dog and it would be nice spending time with dear Tenma-kun.

15. Do one of Kidou’s intense training regimes all day OR do laps with tyres around your waist with Endou

Can I choose dying instead? It’ll be faster yeah

16. Have several special moves OR have your own keshin

I imagine the two of them but I still prefer my big black muscular dragon for keshin.

17. Attend Raimon OR Teikoku

Wait for me guys!!!!!! Sakka Yarouze!!!

18. Attend one of Shindou’s piano recitals OR let Kirino teach you the art of flower arranging

Someone in my family wrote a few song for Edith Piaf :p So why not learning some instruments.

19. Kiss Kageyama OR eat his legs

We eat chicken legs, frog legs (no shit sherlock i’m french) and a lot of animal (depending of the country). And I have enough stories including legs, not only Yuuichi. (but that’s a personal case). And kisses can last only an instant.

20. Go on a date with Minamisawa OR go to a reptile exhibition (snakes etc…) with Kurama 

I really like reptiles so why not and I’m too awkward for dates.

21. Eat a bunch of Jeanne’s candy OR let Okita Souji dress you in a yukata

I’m not in candies and I never wear a yukata. It would be so nice to encounter Okita Souji I really do respect him.

22. Go shopping with the managers from the original series OR the managers from GO

I always preferred GO x)

23. Do military training with Gassan Kunimitsu from early morning OR train late into the night with Kaiou Gakuen aboard a ship

I hope I won’t vomit. (I’m like Natsu)

24. Go fishing with Hamano OR go shopping for CDs with Hayami

Last time I fished I nearly got my leg, that’s why wearing clothes is important.

26. Let Kirino design your keshin OR let Kariya name your special move

I can draw my keshin myself thanks and Kariya’s name are funny.

27. Eat popsicles with Gazel OR plant tulips with Burn

Why not?

28. Go surfing with Tsunami OR grab a coffee with Tachimukai

I never surfed before :)

29. Go to the zoo with Kishibe OR drink hot chocolate with Yukimura

aube I could see Fubuki-kantoku there. xD

30. Play ping pong with Shinsuke and Tenma OR play electric guitar with Kariya and Hikaru

I love ping pong and I’m pretty good at it.

31. Go to karaoke with Hakuryuu OR go to an onsen with Shuu

I love singing and why not hanging somewhere with the white dragon boy

#inazuma eleven go #meme

[term2year2letsrumble]

a bunch of new sources

1.  Art, technology and consciousness - mind@large.       Author(s): Ascott, Roy.       Published by: Intellect Books, , 204p, ill, 24cm.       Copyright year: 2000       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=26479       Items:         *  AUB Library M (709.04 ASC) 032530       -----------------------------------------------------------------     2.  Sensorium - embodied experience, technology, and contemporary       art.       Author(s): Jones, Caroline A. ;       Published by: MIT, , 268 p. : ill. ; 25 cm.       Copyright year: 2006       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=12043       Items:         *  AUB Library M (709.05 JON) D00631       -----------------------------------------------------------------     3.  Art & today.       Author(s): Heartney, Eleanor. ;       Published by: Phaidon, , 440 p. : ill. (chiefly col.) ; 30 cm.       Copyright year: 2008       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=13543       Items:         *  AUB Library M (709.04 HEA) F00794       -----------------------------------------------------------------     4.  Closer : performance, technologies, phenomenology.       Author(s): Kozel, Susan. ;       Published by: MIT, , 355p. ; 23 cm. (hbk).       Copyright year: 2007       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=10970       Items:         *  AUB Library M (792.04 KOZ) D02786       -----------------------------------------------------------------     5.  The gendered cyborg : a reader.       Author(s): Kirkup, Gill. ;       Published by: Routledge in association with the Open University, ,       1 online resource (348 pages) : illustrations.       URL:       https://ebookcentral.proquest.com/lib/aib/detail.action?docID=1397045       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=51219       Items:         *  AUB Library M       -----------------------------------------------------------------     6.  Algorithmic life : calculative devices in the age of big data.       Author(s): Amoore, Louise ; Piotukh, Volha -- Role: editor of       compilation.       Published by: Routledge, , xii, 198 pages ; 24cm (pbk).       Copyright year: 2015       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=24556       Items:         *  AUB Library M (303.483 AMO) A11230       -----------------------------------------------------------------     7.  The prosthetic impulse : from a posthuman present to a       biocultural future.       Author(s): Morra, Joanne. ; Smith, Marquard.       Published by: MIT, , vii, 297 p. : ill. ; 23 cm. (pbk).       Copyright year: 2007       Notes : Originally published: 2006.       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=17667       Items:         *  AUB Library M (617.9 SMI) D03861       -----------------------------------------------------------------     8.  The posthuman.       Author(s): Braidotti, Rosi. ;       Published by: Polity Press, , 229 pages : illustrations ; 23 cm.       Copyright year: 2013       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=26802       Items:         *  AUB Library M (306.46 BRA) F16595         *  AUB Library M (306.46 BRA) F16586       -----------------------------------------------------------------     9.  Tokyo cyberpunk : posthumanism in Japanese visual culture.       Author(s): Brown, Steven T. ;       Published by: Palgrave Macmillan, , viii, 256 p. : ill. ; 24 cm.       Copyright year: 2010       In online catalog:       https://libsearch.aub.ac.uk/cgi-bin/koha/opac-detail.pl?biblionumber=12935       Items:         *  AUB Library M (306.0952 BRO) F01490

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your san fics are literally “tell me you have a married san angst kick without telling me” 🥲 forbidden love trope is my fav and you’re absolutely my fav forbidden love writer. your fics are well written and as a san stan, im dyeeeing for your san fics. thank you for the good work!

TELL ME YOU HAVE A MARRIED SAN ANGST KINK WITHOUT TELLING ME HELPP IM WHEEZING but anon let's just accept it: i was made for you HAHAHA

thank you for reading my work! i'll write more forbidden love san just for you babes

#bro <3 anon #i guess aubs was right tho bc me 🤝 angst fr

[bro-atz]

Daddy Dearest

Finally getting his own place, San ends up signing up for a lot more than just a lease. Little did he know that moving in next to you would bring more drama to his life than an ATEEZ dorm.

pair: idol!san/afab!reader

word count: tba

content: fluff, angst, smut, idol!au, forced proximity, friends to lovers, and ofc, dad!san

rated: R | nsfw — minors do not interact

networks: @atzhouse @cromernet @cultofdionysusnet @san-network @wonderlandnet

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nsfw chapters in red | bro chapters, jinni chapters, aubs chapters

chapter one

chapter two

chapter three

chapter four

chapter five

chapter six

chapter seven

chapter eight

chapter nine

chapter ten

chapter eleven

chapter twelve

the collaboration of the century brought to you by the minds of @bro-atz @sanspuppet and @k-hotchoisan ! enjoy y'all <3 since this is a collaboration, chapters will be posted upon completion! please respect our schedules when it comes to awaiting updates for this fic, thank you!

#atzhouse #cromernet #cultofdionysusnet #san network #wonderlandnet #ateez fanfiction #ateez fanfic #ateez san fanfiction #hongjoong #seonghwa #yunho #yeosang #san #mingi #wooyoung #jongho #kim hongjoong #park seonghwa #jeong yunho #kang yeosang #choi san #song mingi #jung wooyoung #choi jongho #san smut #choi san smut #san x reader #san x female reader #choi san x female reader

[bro-atz]

ateez masterlist:

note: this should be a given, but with any of my smuts, minors dni

fanfiction:

♤ 1024UB — nsfw; choi san ♤ daddy dearest — nsfw; choi san (aubs, jinnie collab) ♤ irresistible — nsfw; choi san

series:

♤ bsitd series: mingi, seonghwa, yeosang, yunho — smut ♤ flower garden — fluff, angst ♤ prof. series: yunho (pt. 1, pt. 2), san (pt. 1, pt. 2), yeosang, seonghwa — smut ♤ superstar series: seonghwa, san — smut ♤ trope — angst, smut ♤ trope pt. 2 — fluff, angst, smut ♤ what's it like to fall in love...? — fluff, smut

oneshots, headcanons, drabbles:

ot8: ♤ frat bros!ateez: ♤ sweetheart — smut (pt. 1) ♤ candy — smut (pt. 2) ♤ flower garden — fluff, angst ♤ making partner — smut ♤ trope — angst, smut ♤ trope pt. 2 — fluff, angst, smut ♤ what's it like to fall in love...? — fluff, smut

kim hongjoong: ♤ friends to lovers to strangers — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ the shoe on the other foot — smut

park seonghwa: ♤ assassin!seonghwa: ♤ dancing with the devil — smut, angst (pt. 1) ♤ succumbing to the angel — smut (pt. 2) ♤ sub!hwa/dominatrix!reader: ♤ safe word: evergreen — ivy — smut (pt. 1) ♤ being sensual in the dark — smut (bsitd series) ♤ first thing in the goddamn morning — smut (ft. san) ♤ going insane — smut (ft. dpr ian) ♤ jealousy isn't such a horrible sin — smut (ft. san) ♤ mesmerized by you — suggestive ♤ persistent desire — smut ♤ sun's out — smut ♤ superstar — smut (ssatz series) ♤ tragic ending — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ violet crazy form — smut (ft. dpr ian, mingi) ♤ you've got me speechless — smut (alt. san)

jeong yunho: ♤ prof!yunho: ♤ principia — smut (prof. series pt. 1) ♤ opticks — smut (prof. series pt. 2) ♤ bottle service — smut ♤ calm down — suggestive (500 event) ♤ dream in a dream — angst, smut ♤ in denial — smut ♤ let's get physical, physical — smut ♤ unrequited love — angst, smut (trope series)

kang yeosang: ♤ miscommunication — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ off limits — suggestive (500 event)

choi san: ♤tattoo!san: ♤ all tatted up — smut (pt. 1) ♤ all tatted up— back tattoo — smut (pt. 2) ♤ all tatted up— new tattoos — smut (pt. 3) ♤ absence makes the heart break — angst, smut ♤ do you remember? — smut ♤ first thing in the goddamn morning — smut (ft. seonghwa) ♤ forbidden love — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ good knight — smut (500 event) ♤ hoodie season — smut ♤ jealousy isn't such a horrible sin — smut (ft. seonghwa) ♤ knots — smut ♤ let's get physical, physical — smut ♤ prelude in e minor — smut (prof. series) ♤ shit, this is red too — smut ♤ superstar — smut (ssatz series) ♤ work trips don't have to be boring — smut ♤ "you'll never be alone" — angst ♤ you've got me speechless — smut (alt. seonghwa)

song mingi: ♤ being sensual in the dark — smut (bsitd series) ♤ betrayal — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ evidential — smut ♤ otp — smut (500 event) ♤ violet crazy form — smut (ft. dpr ian, seonghwa)

jung wooyoung: ♤ absence makes the heart break — angst, smut ♤ amnesia — angst, smut (trope series) ♤ freesia — fluff (flower garden series)

choi jongho: ♤ concrete bear — smut (smt, yaya collab) ♤ don't cross that line — smut ♤ no. 1 — smut (500 event) ♤ star-crossed lovers — angst, smut (trope series)

headcanons: ♤ sleeping? spooning? seonghwa? — seonghwa (fluff) ♤ experienced — yunho (smut) ♤ chest = pillow — san (fluff) ♤ mingi hard hours #1 — mingi (smut) ♤ tattoos and a lawyer? — mingi (suggestive) ♤ yungi hard hours #1 — yunho/mingi (smut) ♤ ateez hard hours #1 — ot8 (smut) ♤ ateez watching indian movies with you — ot8 (...fluff?)

drabbles: ♤ "hi, cutie" — san (suggestive) ♤ the best friend — wooyoung (suggestive) ♤ vulnerable jealousy — jongho (suggestive)

#broatz masterlist