#brain does not compute....

[theloveinc]

It's a little bit further into your relationship with art student!Bakugo and you've been working together now for the good portion of two semesters...

Except for whatever reason, your professor assigns him a different model for the upcoming final, and when you go to look for him after class (since at the announcement, he stormed out of the room in frustration, slamming back his desk and knocking over the overflowing recycling bin by the door), you find him weeping in frustration in the janitor's closet next door adhfnlkjadshfk

#bakugo #for some reason thinking abt him red at the height of his cheeks kinda teary cuz he already planned out his final w/ u as the muse ... #is doing something to me #trying to hide his sniffles and wiping his eyes with the heel of his hands. getting charcoal on his face #i feel like he's one of those artists who cries when something goes wrong.... #like mean angry tears bc he did something wrong and he's so sad but doesn't want to admit it #cuz he's also the type to literally destroy work over one single mistake #AND you have to be the one to comfort him. not n*de tho ofc #WAHHHH #kind of a carmy moment from the bear LOL #brain does not compute.... #and then when he's done freaking out he freaks out AGAIN realizing this means you'll have to be n*ked for someone else #cuz even tho u have... lowkey when u started working with him u stopped working with other artists #asdjlkfaskd AND WHAT IF IT'S KIRI OR DEKU #kiri i can see him getting on board with but deku #he's crying AGAIN LMFAOOO #afjadfj people after class are asking u if he's okay and youre like. we're not even dating but. no. he's not. a/ksjlfkasdjkl #shii posts #gen #art student bakugo

[friendodo]

how the first cat entered qing jing peak (a tale of wilful deception) ft. Yue Qingyuan taking an L to a cat

sequel to this :)

bonus:

#he's never held something cute and fluffy before his brain does not compute #don't ask me why this was made #it just turned up on my ipad one day #my art #svsss #original shen qingqiu #shen jiu #scumbag self saving system #ming fan #long post

[prettybirdgrayson]

I just realized something. Dick now has an older sibling. And I'm just imagining the moment that realization dawns on him:

Dick (who's been the eldest sibling for like ten years): I'm so proud of my little sister who's not even a vigilante but is still a total badass (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Melinda: Dick, I'm older than you.

Dick: ◉_◉ Waitaminute

Melinda:

Dick: I'm the... Little brother...?

#Nightwing #Dick Grayson #Melinda Grayson-Lin #Batman #Batfam #batfamily #He's a little brother now #Brain does not compute #Jason is definitely laughing at him from across the room

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

#ive never heard anyone say it </3 #im reading posts and my brain sees the word and just has to skip over it #like im not even gonna type how my brain thinks its said for fear od being just #outrageously erong #wrong* #like that word is so letters. #bbc doctor who #thoschei #like i get the parts of whre the names come from my brain just does not compute

[lazyveran]

currently stewing an azula/katara political marriage au in the brain solely bc ik azula wld act a fool the whole time

#she spends a week trying to treat katara like a subordinate before realising that really. REALLY doesnt work #n once the power dynamic is equal in azulas brain its so over #shes acting like mr darcy but WORSE #fully possessive but fully detatched and cant for the life of her have a conversation with her wife #katara finds her endearing at some point despite their constant arguments and azula. does not compute #in fact she distances herself even more #like a loser. #shes a loser. #azula #katara #azutara #atla #veran speaks #im roatating them in my mind 24/7 rn

[feraltwinkseb]

Michael Schumacher in action during the Shell Eco-Marathon UK at the Rockingham Motor Racing Circuit July 7, 2005 - Corby, England Source: Paul Gilham/Getty Images

#brain does not compute: german man in tiny ferrari mouse?? #im so happy to have not seen other angles of this #f1 #formula 1 #ferrari #michael schumacher #2005

[mississpissi]

just remembered that "once a year, all the scientists in the world gather in Luzerne, Switzerland, to calibrate their instruments to the length of Carlos’ hair". just think about how much all of the science in the world was affected the year telly cut carlos' hair.

#wtnv #the fact that this is canonical actually does not compute in my brain #all i can think about is how much this must have pissed off janet

[flymmsy]

Uno reverso where post-game Durge rescues Gortash from Bane’s realm and brings him back to life only Gortash is the one without memories this time.

#this was inspired by posts I’ve been seeing that completely accurately say Gortash is dead but my brain gets confused #because it cannot compute that he actually died especially not in the super lame way he did in game #anyway how does Durge bring him back to life? #I imagine they plead with Withers #‘I gave you everything. I rejected my father for you and became your champion.’ #and Withers is like sigh fine but he has amnesia #and Durge is like I can work with that #enver gortash #durgetash #durge #bg3 #bg3 headcanons #durgetash (flymmsy's version) #flymmsy bg3 thoughts

[allyheart707]

I love how you're freaking out over Cass when there are people who would pay to be your friend too!

While Cass is indeed super amazing, you are even more so.

We love you, Ally, don't ever forget that. :3

#I- #uh- #*brain does not compute* #thank you #literally i still cannot fathom that people think im this cool #im just a silly little guy #you guys are the cool ones ;v; #ally rambles

[compacflt]

Is Ice just as oblivious when men are hitting on him? I know you had him clueless and unaware he was on a dinner date with his female classmate but I wonder if there are some guys that clock him as gay and then flirt with him.

generally clueless (as in, simply not devoted to paying attention anymore) but not stupid. obviously if you beat someone over the head when you come on to them they’ll figure it out eventually. he might even figure it out quicker with guys because it’s more “out of the ordinary” so to speak

im imagining for instance him and maverick going out to a bar in the early/mid 90s and maverick is off putting the moves on someone else (because he’s maverick but also perhaps to make ice jealous [like a 25% success rate]) and ice gets clocked and hit on by the guy next to him… and his reaction is like 50% “not interested 😒🤨” and 50% “not interested 😌💅” his needs are already being met no WAY this guy could compare to mav 😋

#hes not horribly homophobic he’s just a navy officer in love with his bff #mav has all his boxes ticked ✅✅✅ #stick to what you know! #mav is a known quantity #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #he’s clueless bc he’s whipped. why would he be looking for signals from other people? hes just not thinking about it :) #then of course when they break up uh oh that was a bad strategy now i don’t remember how to date #brain sauce replaced by loving maverick juice… cannot compute external propositions or approaches #the above does succeed at making maverick wildly and sullenly jealous tho i would feel like #’who was that guy’ ‘some guy idk’ ‘oh.’ Tom cruise pout & sulk. ice is willfully oblivious.

[jayktoralldaylong]

Captive Prince Spoilers

Every time I think there is no more revelation to shock me. This book turns around and spits in my face.

Oh Jord. Oh poor Jord.

#Did this guy just make rounds of the entire palace in search of children to fuck and when he was done he explored other nobles? #ladies and gentlemen we have found someone worse than fucking Jin Guangshan #I can't- My brain cannot compute this #who else? who else did he taint? who else did he betray? who else did he lie to? #How does he lie like it is breathing?! #Did he fuck Auguste before sending him to that field to die? #was that why he was protective of Laurent? #How old when he started with Auguste? Ten? Younger? #I can't #It hurts #captive prince #laurent of vere #How many children #how many children #how many adults did he destroy? #To make them fear even contact from time to time #I hate it

[pansyfemme]

im never not gonna be talking about the pastels on here because i genuinly and sincerly consider them a perfect band but i just cant overstate how i have felt quite literally every emotion on earth listening to them and yet the music always feels like it. fits. i sleep to the pastels, they’re what i wake up to in the mornings. like i cannot tell you my level of obsession with them verbally

#this is. directly inherited by the way #my father once famously left a sold out elliott smith show one song in because the pastels opened for him and my dad simply could not handle #hearing anything else because he was so stunned #my dad set their website as his homepage on his shitty computer in the early internet days #that band just. does shit to your brain when you’re artistic and depressed

[myceliumelium]

I can't tell if I like it better with the colours or not

#art #dragon age #dragon age 2 #isabella #fenris #anders #merrill #varric tethras #carver hawke #hawke #i would have added aveline but for some reason her face makes no sense to my brain #it simply does not computer

[nerosmissingarm]

finding out davisdurst exists was like a fucking shockwave to my brain. nu metal yaoi???

#instantly looked it up on ao3 #not surprised and not disappointed #is this what faget and all in the family does to peoples brains #fred durst #nu metal #jonathan davis #korn band #limp bizkit #looked davisdurst up on the school computers and was bombarded with yaoi fanart in front of 20 people #norman says shit

[imperfectercell]

what does cell even do for fun? stand around looking smug all day?

Yes

#there is no activity he enjoys more #okay ill tell u the truth he Does like doing other things we see him in filler go around messing w people #bc he finds it entertaining #but for a normal hobby. hed like legos #trust me on this #its his architect computer brain in play #hed like Anything that had to do with building buildings #sandcastles. displays. legos. you name it #you just have to talk him out of building The cell games arena and nothing else

[the-drowsy-captains-art]

i am cringe but i am free.

This is a better quality illustration of Sone, my grumpy pre-Surrak teachings vulcan. He is the result of what happens if you get trapped on a ship with nothing but pre-Surrak texts to read for 5 months.

Text reads (left to right, up to down): *Bitching so much people are asking if they're Romulan* (they're Vulcan... but follow pre-Surrak texts) Prosethic (legs) Velcro (shoes) Wouldn't stop complaining about the "inconvenience" of walking... so, Janeway gave him a gift [wheelchair] (with her replicator rations)... he used his on a set of tea for her... (he loves it, he's just being dramatic)

#blushing a vulcan is hard because they are green #my brain does not compute lol #vulcan oc #vulcan #star trek #star trek oc #i'm being cringe again #oc: sone #what is with me and S names for ocs lol #drowsys art