#boostergoldsmissingarm

[sheepfulsheepyardinspace]

really cannot believe some of y’all unironically ship obi-wan kenobi with people. this man?? who dresses in chastity-length beige bathrobes??? and spent two decades of his life with a) a sunburn on his pasty white ginger face and b) sand up his asscrack???? THAT obi-wan????? the man thinks “romance” is a type of LETTUCE. please

#this post was brought to u by the turbo virgin-wan kenobi club & viewers like u #star wars #sw #space meme #sw kenobi #swk #sw obi wan kenobi #obi-wan kenobi #yammer #my stuff #jedi #husborthing around #husborth #boostergoldsmissingarm

[el-im]

Cant believe you’re a James Bond fan. Cant believe I didn’t know this in the period when I was being so, so annoying about the bond movies

this makes so much sense. i'm sorry we missed each other at the height of our respective obsessions!!! ships pass in the night!!! i tried to watch them all chronologically but never made it to the end :( maybe i ought to try and finish them one of these days -_-

#boost !!! <3 of course it's you! #boostergoldsmissingarm #asks #i was always so blown away by the interior design and how fucking stupid some of their scenes were #like. yeah we're going to put in a 30 min long underwater fighting scene just because i think we can fit it in the budget #literally the longest half hour of my life

[gayspock]

YOU HAVE TO WATCH QUANTUM LEAP ITS SO GOOD

boosty i feel like i should... once ive finished bsg i might just check it out LOL

#egg yells back #boostergoldsmissingarm #dont tell sam... #(still hasnt seen seaquest) #they should really call it uneenquest to be honest dont tell sam i said that either

[augustheart]

Do you know anything about the Chinese zodiac

AGH. BOOST. NO

#the most iconic saw quote of all time #boostergoldsmissingarm

[ballisterboldheart]

you are the only person who’s cobra kai opinions i trust thank you for your service 😤😤😤

#boostergoldsmissingarm #s.ask #thank uuu

[theboost]

I also like the implication that anyone you screenshot a post from has to be a bad person (“dickhead”) in order to justify screenshotting and reposting it like that. Like man it doesn’t even matter you can do whatever you want lmao. I agree that flat out stealing a post is bad but that’s not even the situation that’s happening

It’s just so genuinely baffling to me. “Why would you screenshot a tumblr post” because I’m making fun of it. “Why didn’t you credit op” because I’m making fun of it. “You stole it from op and didn’t even give a reason why” I didn’t steal it I screenshotted a segment of a larger post. to make fun of it. AND THE IMPLICATION IM DOING IT ALL FOR THE STOLEN VALOR OF A COUPLE 100 NOTES. Truly a genius at work

#anonymous #they’re beating your ass on boostergoldsmissingarm tumblr

[sallytwo]

IT’S MY FRIEND. BOOST. @boostergoldsmissingarm BIRTHDAY TODAY (9/11) !!!

🎉🎉🎉

EVERYONE PLEASE WISH HER A VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. FROM ME!! CUZ SHES THE BEST EVER.

🎂

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOOSTIE!!!

❤️❤️❤️

#YOURE THE BEST FOR REAL….. like for real #i’m so tired rn…. but you’re literally i can’t even descirb it so chill and awesome and funny af and JUST CHILL #like talking to boost feels like just sitting on the front porch with an old buddy. NO online friendship feels like you man #and your art is so fucking awesome and your project LIKE THE ZINES TOO… you are the light shining at the core of star trek tumblr #you’re the commander in the war against garak. i would follow you to the very end #BOOSTDAY #BOOST SWEEP

[californiasplit]

Trapper has this ugly little hairless cat that he found one day and he loves it even though it scratches his up all the time. Hawkeye hates it because he’s jealous of all the love and attention trapper gives it but they come to a truce when the cat pees exclusively on Frank’s stuff. At one point trapper convinces klinger to make the cat a little sweater so it doesn’t get cold at night. This is all.

please hawkeye would hate the fucking cat so much trapper would be like cradling it to his chest and hoarding food for it and hawkeye is like that bastard literally has fleas and it stinks sooooo bad why are you letting it be in our tent and trapper’s just like you literally also have both of those qualities hawkeye they get into a whole fight about it because hawkeye is extremely needy and pretends he isnt until it tries to kill frank i think. and also because i think hawkeye finds out trapper named it benjamin franklin

also fun fact did you how hairless sphynx cats weren’t actually bred until 1966? cause i didnt know that until last tuesday and i got into a fun bingus discussion

#boostergoldsmissingarm #ask #THANK YOU FOR THE CAT ASK YOU LEGEND. SAVING MY LIFE

[audreycritter]

in honor of @boostergoldsmissingarm 's birthday i have a small compilation of times i've claimed boost is the funniest person alive. happy birthday boost, and thank u for all the joy you've brought to my life 💜

#boostergoldsmissingarm #birthday

[mylittleredgirl]

9, 12, and 25 for any Star Trek of your choosing

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Honestly, not into the Borg Queen. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE “First Contact” and Alice Krige killed it, but making the Borg ~sexy~ is... eh. The first time I saw the movie (11/22!!! Happy 24th birthday First Contact, now let me rag on you), I came away from it thinking the Borg Queen was metaphorical and only Data and Picard could see her because of the connection to the Borg -- like she was a kind of siren voice in the head of new drones luring them into giving themselves up. Which is cool! But that didn’t hold up to a second viewing, and certainly not to how she plays out in Voyager. Having her be an Actual Entity changed the nature of the Borg from this terrifying faceless, emotionless, reason-less entity without individuality into... well, a mindless army serving a single individual. Meh.

12. Is there an unpopular arc that you like that the fandom doesn’t? Why?

Hmmm... it’s hard to tell sometimes what’s an unpopular arc and what’s just “a lot of people hate this series,” but I like both the Xindi arc of Enterprise and the first season of Discovery. There’s actually some similarity to the reasons why people don’t like them, too -- Starfleet flagrantly sacrificing its principles for military reasons, the captain doing Morally Dubious Shit, and the biggest issue with mainstream Trek fans: iT’s NoT cAnOn!!1

However my single most unpopular take in my family is that I like the Klingon redesign in Discovery. I subscribe to the “Lord, give me canon or something better” prayer of hey, if we have more money to throw at this, let’s definitely make them look more alien and hire a dialogue coach. 

25. How would you end XXX/Would you change the ending of XXX?

Oooooh okay. So. Obvs, the series finales to change are Voyager and Enterprise, right?

Enterprise is easy! Sure, skip ahead to the start of the Federation -- that’s basically the finale we would’ve gotten if we’d had a full series run, cool cool cool. But framing it as a holodeck program wrecked it, and somehow managed managed to travel back to the mid-90s and ruin a perfectly good TNG episode in the process. So like... just make the plot of it the plot, let Trip live, and center it on the actual Enterprise characters. Dishes are done. 

The Voyager finale should just be like, a whole new thing, but I was thinking about the recent discussion of how the stakes are too small to justify Admiral Janeway’s actions. They’re especially too small for us, because we haven’t seen this tragic future for ourselves -- I mean, they could have shown us a Federation largely overrun by the Borg, but they gave us a cocktail party missing 3 people. And if Admiral Janeway shows up like “here check out this picture of THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE ASSIMILATED” we get to skip the 35 minutes of Janeway arguing with herself and we can rock and roll. 

But!! If we’re going to do a “Janeway gets the chance to change the past” thing... and let’s assume they for fuck’s sake knew how the series would end at the beginning of the season so could set this up... why not create an episode that centers the actual point of the series. I want to see Janeway look in the face of the positive impact this ship has had on the Delta Quadrant and make the choice a second time, knowing everything, with her crew united behind her, to destroy the array and strand the ship. And then get them home, even if it time-skips forward a few years, and show! us! the damn! parade!! Let me see Harry Kim’s parents hug him PLEASE, show us Tom Paris proudly showing his kid off to his dad, fucking go FULL ON end of Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey and give me Janeway reuniting with her old dog. 

And? Don’t stone me, but I don’t actually want a romantic resolution for Janeway, because both J/C and J/7 fans should get to go on living. But I want some scenes man, give me the SCENES. Seven should thank her, and I demand one warmly reciprocated hug. And as Voyager flies toward Earth, give me J/C giving each other a Meaningful, She’s Kind Of Teary-Eyed, He’s Kind Of Star-Eyed Look on the Bridge, and they hold hands with a smile that speaks of The Future Is Now. The whole thing ends with a pop of champagne, the whole team raising their glasses together, and toasting “To the journey.”

It’s a work in progress, but like. Yeah. Change that Voyager finale please.

(salty asks)

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[el-im]

This is apropos of nothing but it’s really gratifying following you on letterboxd because sometimes I’ll watch these really famous movies and walk away from it thinking it was just meh and then I feel bad because I think I should watch it more and then I see you’ve rated it like 3 stars. And I feel mollified

THANK YOU! i am a hater first and foremost and love nothing more than to berate orson welles from beyond the grave

#boost where would i be without your reviews #i know i say it ad nauseum but you're the funniest person on this godforsaken website #AND on that one #asks #boostergoldsmissingarm #so many classics are overrated. citizen kane is like the worst goddamn movie i have ever seen in my entire life.

[gayspock]

Eggs did you watch John Quixote. Episode of all fucking time

YES I DID. EPISODE OF AL FUCKING TIME.

#egg yells back #boostergoldsmissingarm #literallyyyy i went into it a little worried now why did i do THAT silly ME IT WAS SOOO GOOD OMG

[augustheart]

🎲 happy birthday to your mom

i will tell her you said so

#boostergoldsmissingarm

[wondergirl]

Happy birthday ❤️💙💜💗💖💞❣️💓💘💝 I hope you’re doing well

thank u I love u!! I hope ur doing well too 💕💕❤️💜💞💓

#sorry I posted that answered two asks and passed out #replies #boostergoldsmissingarm

[sallytwo]

@staff can you please unsuspend @boostergoldsmissingarm my bestest friend ever please. i’ll stop using your site if you don’t.

#traitorslament-deactivated20220607

[californiasplit]

We can go nicher I think where’s my episode of mash where frank castle shows up and kills frank burns for being frank burns

yessssssssssssssss. they would hate frank castles stupid new york guts imho but absolutely but also bro like you really cant get me started on the punisher. all media is about war except punisher 1987 and m*a*s*h which are about repression. Theyre of a somewhat similar era too, if you think about it. Theyre products of a similar sentiment taken in completely different directions. I dont remember enough of what we learned about the vietnam war era to give a proper comment here so i wont but like........................ man you do have to think about anti war media sometimes

#mash #punisher #boostergoldsmissingarm