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#fut-tee-woo

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i loooove writing thousands of words about shit nobody cares about !!!

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rip barry allen you would’ve loved pegging

#i’ve posted this before but whatever happy chrysler

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no one is more dedicated to the craft of taking pictures of baby ground squirrels than me

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what’s midnight, mass

vertigo comic* from 2002 (with a followup in 2004) about a married couple who research and fight monsters and the occult while living in the extremely haunted town of midnight, massachusetts. we're introduced to them through the eyes of their new assistant, jenny swan. it's fun! i like it. the sequel holds my attention way, way less than the first series, but out of all the vertigo books i've read so far this year it's the one i've been returning to most after the doctor occult and mister e stories.

*not dc canon, although originally conceived to be part of the milestone universe.

#fathervalley

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my mind overtaken by jenny + the kadmons tbh. i wish anybody in the world cared about midnight, mass. you can't even search for it because of the show midnight mass. there's no commas allowed in tumblr tags. no commas allowed in fic fandom tags. we are all going to die in hell for this

#GOING to write something for them but shaking my head the whole time i do it so people know i don't agree with employees dating their bosses

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official "married couple & just some guy" post

#in case anyone missed it.

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made this post transparent

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#gif

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taking the powerpoint as an invitation to talk abt my personal favorite couple+some guy of all time tyvm sorry this might get long

>be costis (normal guy, relatively. straightforward + honorable. work as a member of the queen's guard)

>have the same fanatical devotion + loyalty to your queen that the rest of the fucking country does

>your country goes to war and your queen gets essentially blackmailed into marrying some fucking cunt from the other country (it is more complicated than this. theyre in love even if it is fucked up at first. you dont know this)

>have to deal with this moron being the king now and he's annoying and weird and rude (he is doing this on purpose) so one day you lose it and punch him in the face (you will find out later he manipulated you specifically into doing this. because he's a freak)

>oh fuck you're going to be executed. except instead of executing you the king makes you his personal bodyguard/laughingstock of the whole court

>you hate his ass except the more time you spend with him the more you realize his incompetence makes no sense he's been hiding his true self from the whole court + he and the queen are. in love? for real maybe? you don't GET it

>someone tries to assassinate him. you realize you would give your life for him not to die. fuck

>accidentally become his staunchest supporter and pledge yourself earnestly to his service forever because you know he's something special but nobody else can see it (because he's not letting anyone else see)

>"There was no understanding him, but Costis knew he would march into hell for this fathomless king, as he would for his queen. So long, he worried, as they didn’t order him in opposite directions at the same time. What he would do when that happened, Costis couldn’t guess."

oh this is REAL just some guy behavior. YESSSS

#masterkeynobi

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#depends on the spider #most go outside but if it’s a cellar spider or a small steatoda or something it stays #never kill except by accident

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tagging your own favorite characters in my married couple and just some guy powerpoint is like playing toys with me i love it so much thank you all for your participation and please tell me more

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i have been constantly in tears over this newly hatched duck i found on instagram last night

#chip… i know him #from online

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adam keeps putting lou ferrigno jr on my dash and every time it makes me think that he is meant to be in a stupid costume for his own health. what are we doing to our stargirl actors these days

#i know he's only in stargirl for like ten minutes total but i learned his name due to trial of the incredible hulk's impact on my life #so i'll use it

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no hate to this youtuber, i haven't seen the video nor do i think i've seen any of their other ones, and i'm certainly not above a little tiktok "booktok" cringe every once in a while. but. this is like the most normie tier of monster porn i feel like. ovulation thing included. is this mean to say and i'm just in an insane echo chamber on the monsterfucking website. i genuinely can't tell

#i'm not even INTO tentacles and i could STILL find you fifty people within thirty seconds who would be into something like this #minors don't touch #not sfw

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I'm sorry, they whitewashed a character between volumes????

okay that was kind of misleading. i don't think adam's ethnicity is ever explicitly stated in either book. however. this is how he looked in midnight, mass:

and this is how he looked in the sequel, midnight, mass: here there be monsters (although to be clear this is the best quality scan i've been able to find and it isn't great):

so idk. shrug emoji

#Anonymous

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jenny and the kadmons are really good though. unfortunately nobody else cares about midnight, mass

#remember how adam became white in between volumes. why did they do that to him