Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”
thinking about what a wild 24hrs bo katan has had. like, it’s #sadgirlhours when the shiny guy who accidentally stole the dark saber from her and is inadvertently responsible for the aforementioned #sadgirlhours waltzes into her house with his green wizard baby and is like, hi, i took off my helmet and people saw my big, beautiful brown eyes so now i must bathe in ~special water~ or else i won’t ever be allowed to go to family reunions again. and she’s like, ugh. fine. whatever. and she thinks that’s it, but then his ship shows up again, so she can’t even continue sulking on her throne and listening to all by myself (max rebo version) in peace, and right when she’s about to tell din off for interrupting her depression era, it’s revealed that his space hot rod is actually being driven by a droid with anxiety issues and a baby. and bo katan is ABSOLUTELY not becoming a parent rn, thank you very much, so she has to go get baby his dad back, trust said baby - who does not talk - to guide her through the creepy ruins of her ravaged home while fighting off various aliens and droids popping out at her like she’s in a video game, and save damsel-in-distress din djarin from being roasted like a rotisserie chicken. THEN this guy still insists that he must bathe and be redeemed, so bo’s like, i might as well go with you to save myself a trip back because i KNOW you’re going to need my help again. which he does. and she doesn’t even get to see any mando beefcake for her troubles, because this guy insists on going swimming in full body armor, BUT she does see a mandalorian cryptid, which was definitely not supposed to even EXIST, so there’s that. mind blown. and then a bunch of idiots she stole from blow up her castle. and she accidentally joins a cult. bo katan and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
Don't you wanna be a good puppy? Don't you wanna feel good? Oh nuh, puppys dont speak, they bark. Your entire brain must have leaked out. So willing to become my cocksleve, just to breed over and over again. Don't worry I'm not gonna allow any more of you to leak out. After I'm done with you, I'll plug you up all nice. Would you like that? Walking around with my cum pumped nice and deep into you? C'mon bark if you want me so deep in you, you will never get rid of me.
replaying kotor 1 and constantly being entertained how every jedi master almost spills the beans about who you really are every .00005 seconds before ANOTHER jedi master aggressively shushes them. this is why 'revan knows who they are early' is practically canon.
i've counted 4 almost-spilled beans in the opening cutscene of dantooine alone. master dorak is the only exception
If you're still doing art requests id love to see some Erron x Kabal or Raiden x Bo' Rai Cho (or any of those four individually if you dont feel like drawin ship art)! :3
I've never considered this ship but gotta say! I like it!