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robotleech · 25 days

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rewatching rvb for the millionth time. and i know as a fandom we grovel and groan about bgc or whatever, but it can be SO unbelievably funny.

#red vs blue #rvb #blood gulch chronicles #what the fuck does vic need a crockpot for anyway #and why does he have a mysterybox full of mayonnaise #who is running this army?!?!?!?!?#and the fact church is receptive to crockpot recipes. if only they had the fucking appliance #tucker smells like mayonnaise 😭😭😭

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the-headless-horsedude · 3 months

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Red vs. Blue s3e12 "Silver Linings"

Good question, Private Tucker. It'll have to wait for another day, some of us need our beauty sleep.

#red vs blue #rvb #the blood gulch chronicles #blood gulch chronicles #rvb tucker #rvb church #lavernius tucker #leonard church #rvbedit #hayden makes gifs #underrated joke if you ask me

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madscienceforidiots · 2 months

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Red vs blue headcanon:

In blood gulch, there was a constant lack of food and water. When there was a surplus of Wyoming corpses, the bodies were drained of blood, and the body dismembered. Yes it was with the picture of the cow with dotted lines. Most of the blood draining was done by Doc, and he was unnervingly keen on cannibalism. They dried a lot of the meat, in a bid to make it last longer.

When Wyoming was first harvested, fresh meals were made a lot. It was the first warm meal any of them had had in a long time. How else were they supposed to react to it?

There was no water, and they were running out of substitutes, what else were they supposed to do for hydration?

What were the corpses going to do? Argue? Complain?

There is a reason Sarge and Kai survived for so long after the supply drops stopped. And it wasn’t just rationing, though that helped too.

#blood gulch chronicles #rvb #red vs blue #red vs blue wyoming #rvb wyoming #agent wyoming #cannabalism #tw cannabalism

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perma-dead · 11 months

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the most normal people in the universe

(version with church and tex as robots under the cut!)

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chorusan · 1 year

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#rvb #agent texas #tex rvb #blood gulch chronicles #bgc #talktag #chorusan memes

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illusion-of-sea-axes · 1 year

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Y’know, I don’t know how, but I totally forgot that upon hearing that Tucker is pregnant, Church’s first assumption is that either Andy or Caboose is responsible for it.

#Blood Gulch Chronicles #Red Vs Blue #RVB #Leonard Church #Andy the bomb #Michael J Caboose #Frank Dufresne #Lavernius Tucker #Like I have a lot of Thoughts about the storyline of Tucker's pregnancy. But this bit was genuinely just. pretty funny #Church: That's Illogical! (Proceeds to assume Andy somehow would be capable of impregnating a living being)

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cerayanay · 5 months

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#rvb #red vs blue #blood gulch chronicles #leonard church #lavernius Tucker #michael j caboose #kaikaina grif #sarge rvb #dexter Grif #dick simmons #franklin delano donut #Lopez the heavy #my polls

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echoexmachina · 1 year

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We're watchin', and we're waitin', On the edge of our seats, anticipatin' It's looking awful permanent, But we know it could go away...

We're keeping our eyes peeled, keeping 'em glued to the spot 'Cause one moment it's there but then the next maybe not Don't know if it's magic or some weird cosmic plot, So we're watchin' and we're waitin'...

We're starin' and we're glarin' 'til our corneas burn We hope it'll stay for the rest of the day 'til our mama returns (RED VS RED, & BLUE VS BLUE) So don't even think about blinking or it just might go...away...

So we're watchin', and waitin', So we're watchin', and waitin', Yeah we're watchin', and waitin', We're watchin'...

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hmvw2015 · 1 month

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My only Rooster Teeth merch I own.

#photo #red vs blue #blood gulch chronicles #dvd set #physical media #halo #rooster teeth #rooster teeth podcast #rooster teeth shutdown #I got this from a book sale a couple years back

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cabozers · 1 year

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Early Blood Gulch Donut and Caboose have the same haircut

#my art #rvb #red vs blue #donut #caboose #franklin delano donut #michael j caboose #blood gulch chronicles

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bornonthebob · 1 year

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Not even sure what the situation is with the Red vs. Blue fandom on here nowadays (my last time as an active part of that was in 2016) but I figure if there’s anyone around, they’ll dig this thing I made:

A 46-minute celebration of the music of Red vs. Blue, in the form of a mega-compilation of clips from seasons 1-13—set to a massive medley of themes, leitmotifs, and other musical cues.

There is also a VFX breakdown video for the original portions, if you wanted to feel insane for eight uninterrupted minutes with how much unnecessary work I did.

There are currently two CC options—regular English captions for subtitles and lyrics, and “music citation” captions, in case there was a song you don’t recognize and felt like hunting down. I hope that’s helpful.

Enjoy!