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wombywoo · 3 months
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"smile!" 📸
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sabrinaboglund · 10 days
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Sådan Undgår Du at Jinxe Din Manifestation
Uanset hvor meget du ved eller ikke ved om Manifestation, så vil der opstå tidspunkter, hvor det føles at din Manifestation er blevet Jinxet! Når det kommer til Jinx, så er vi lidt ude i samme boldgade, som når vi mener noget er blevet forhekset eller forbandet. Det gode er, at forhekselser, forbandelser og Jinxer egentlig kun virker, så længe vi tror på at det virker. Hvis du kan bryde fri fra…
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haverwood · 7 months
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100,000 Acres of Pine Jennifer Alice Wright Denmark, 2020
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cocteautwinslyrics · 1 year
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the bloker (british joker) would say 'cheer up batman mate'
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kirbymongerr · 1 year
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"Why so doing fuck all?" The Bloker
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duckdotcom · 1 year
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"we live in a constitutional monarchy" -the bloker (british joker)
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usafphantom2 · 2 months
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F-22s and F-15C (bloker)
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sofiialyt · 5 months
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everyone’s favorite cutie chi-bloker 🌸
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drafthearse · 4 months
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why so inedible thistle? the artichoker. why so doggy paddle? the backstroker. why so rococo? the baroquer. why so mass-produced? the bespoker. why so sheila? the bloker. why so wealthy? the broker. why so unobstructed airway? the choker. why so uncovered? the cloaker. why so pepsi? the coker. why so apart? the convoker. why so greenhorn? the cowpoker. why so ribbit? the croaker. why so sexually immature worm? the epitoker. why so individual? the folker. why so cold? the heatstroker. why so special? the mediocre. why so bipedal? the merfolker. why so ladder frame? the monocoquer. why so azure? the ochre. why so short on cash? the pawnbroker. why so corgi? the pembroker. why so bridge? the poker. why so at peace? the provoker. why so having? the revoker. why so where we left you? the roanoker. why so al? the roker. why so fast? the slowpoker. why so healthy? the smoker. why so dry? the soaker. why so quiet? the spoker. why so bram? the stoker. why so smell of burnt toast? the stroker. why so sober? the toker. why so unmagnified? the van leeuwenhoeker. why so problematic? the woker. why so egg white? the yolker.
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beyond-a-name · 1 year
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British Joker: I'm the Bloker
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"why so cunty" - the bloker
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anitalianfrie · 4 months
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rosquez omegaverse!!!!
My ask: what do they smell like to each other!! And when do they first smell it, like immediately or do they wear blockers?
mhm so. vale smells really sweet and soft, like caramel and carnation with a little bit of gasoline (that somehow still smells sweet), that turns sour when he's angry/stressed etc etc, and that is very un-alpha like (which is also the reason why for years there had been rumours about him actually being an omega, something i'm not getting into now). Vale doesn't give a shit though and doesn't wear blockers at all so everybody always knows what he's feeling. this changes in 2015 when he starts wearing them to dampen them, to have more control over his image. (not that he needs to because everybody worships him, but it's part of his failed attempt at mind games with jorge and then marc)
marc smell like cinnamon and oranges, sweet and spicy and i don't know how else to say it, warm. veery omega-like. in his first years in 125cc and moto2 he wears blokers to dampen his smell, and also for a short period of his first season of motogp. then he decides to try and seduce vale so bye bye blockers he needs to slut himself out and letting vale smell him without blockers is a fundamental part of that plan. and of course it works.
the problems start when they start having sex because of course they're always so close and vale has to physically restrain himself from scent-marking marc (while he tries to convince himself it's only a biological thing and not something he really wants) but they somehow succeed in making everyone believe they start smelling like eachother because they're great friends and best buddies and not because vale is blowing out marc's back daily.
After the disaster that is 2015 marc starts to wearing blockers that completely block his smell because he can't afford to let people he doesn't trust know of he feels and keeps doing so for a long long time. Maybe he stops blocking it completely once him and vale reconcile, but he never stops taking blocker as long as he races.
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raspberrywiskey · 11 months
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having a debate between me and my sibling
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catgirlanarchist · 9 months
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roight. say "cockney" and nobody gives a wank. say, "minge knee," and society goes mental!
-the bloker
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