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nnagicshop · 1 year

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do i have a giant sign on my forehead saying "play me!!!!!" or smth cause got DAM

#personal #jfc #people here are weird #this is fine everything is fine #literally had a great day today and didn't go camping so I could spend the weekend with him LIKE HE ASKED AND PLANNED #AND THE NIGHT BEFORE #i ThInK wE sHoUlD jUsT bE fRiEnDs #at least he didn't randomly unfriend me like last time #but I asked him why and he sent a random selfie #literally wtf #he literally checked every day this week that we were gonna hang out just to do this #mental illness or just assholery? who knows #bitches man

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awittylemon · 26 days

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kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

#dungeon meshi #i like kabru he’s a fake bitch i like that in a man

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badolmen · 10 months

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

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financeprincess · 4 months

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Get over the shame and the lack of confidence and the fear of failure and the imposter syndrome. Nobody cares. Some people are cruel and mean and love to watch others fail. So what? Do you really want to prove them right? Get the fuck up, we’re chasing our dreams like our lives depend on it because, in case you forgot, they do.

#wake up girlies it’s time to get this bread #and the man and the home and the car and the lifestyle too bitch

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notmuchtoconceal · 10 months

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Can you snap a few pictures of yourself for me, bro? I wanna see who I'm up against.

from now on, every time i share a pic, i will be doing so while considering the lives, struggles, and aspirations of my legions of devoted and undevoted followers and periodic-glancers who ain't this guy.

don't care if ur all mass-produced basic bitches with atomized dead-souls who wanna be dumb bros. i think it's real cool that u guys can share the same physical space and cooperate with each other as a group.

u dudes rock. u deserve to stroke ur dicks to some man meat.

#yeah whatever #he can do whatever he likes #bitches man #bro bro bro bro

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lilpomelito · 3 months

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it’s always hilarious to me how the show manages to portray steve as both the town’s cassanova and terminally bitchless. everybody wants him yet he still can’t find a girlfriend. my only conclusion to this is that while all the bittanys and jessicas in hawkins are fighting over who gets to ask steve out on valentines day he’s over there tragically sulking because he was destined to be the princess trapped in a high tower by a dragon saved by the knight in shining armor and is doomed to be trapped in the body of a hot twenty year old dude. to any outside observer it doesn’t make sense how he doesn’t choose any of the hot girls who are desperate for him to ask them out, but to those who know steve they know he’s just waiting for someone to romance him. and because of how young women work the fact that he’s still single and chronically unhappy just makes him even more desirable, because now not only is he hot and a nice guy he’s also pathetic and that is kryptonite to middle class women. robin keeps tearing her hair out watching how many hot women launch themselves at her wet cat bestie meanwhile steve is over there wondering if eddie likes guys and if pretending to enjoy metal music is worth the migraine just to be noticed by his crush, and the inevitable conclusion being that he’s going to die alone.

#eddie is over there fighting bitches left and right to be able to get his man #steve is too busy feeling shakespearean tragedies in his heart to notice #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #robin buckley #stobin #mine

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dramatic-dolphin · 13 days

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i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.

#i mean one time i did get called a köcsög by a man in the woods and i assume the bear would not do that #but that's fine i've been called worse things by strangers in populated areeas so i'll live #man vs bear #sorry this debate is so idiotic it's killing me. damn bitch you live like this (paranoid as hell)

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boltlightning · 8 months

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james norrington + being a royal bitch (inspiration)

#pirates of the caribbean #james norrington #jack davenport #potcedit #disneyedit #filmedit #perioddramaedit #*userbolt #notes #1k #5k #so there's this disgraced naval officer #frankly it is his god-given right to be a bitch #smash was unfortunately very right to cast this man as scruffy and mean. it's a good look for him. great even #gif: potc

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sopekooks · 2 months

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i feel so normal about him wearing glasses

#she’s baaaaaaaaack (to be annoying <3)#btsgif #dailybts #usersky #annietrack #userkelli #userbangtan #yoongi #bts #my gifs #content: SUGA: Road to D-DAY | SUGA Meets Agust D #i see this man wearing glasses and i start ratteling the bars of my enclosure #this is for my fellow blind bitches <3

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frogs-in3-hills · 4 months

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hi does anyone else think about april throwing herself over leo to shield him in the shredder strikes back despite having no weapons no way to defend herself and probably assuming she was going to die. does anyone think about that all the time. every day. uncontrollably

[ID: Digital fanart of Ninja Turtles 2003 depicting a scene from The Shredder Strikes Back part 2. April kneels over an injured Leo, cradling his head and looking back over her shoulder to snarl viciously at the camera, though there is obvious fear in her eyes. Her hair has partially fallen out of her bun, the loose strands sticking to her face with sweat. She has a cut on her cheek. Only a portion of Leo’s face can be seen from behind her shoulder. He looks up at her with a sad, pained expression. He has a swollen, bloody shiner on his cheek in addition to other cuts and bruises on the rest of his body. They are on the wooden floor of a dark attic. End ID.]

#she’s so protective of her fambly man….. i think she should have gotten to call that wasp a bitch in ‘‘april’s artifact’’#anyway.#you ever think about how in almost every version befriending the turtles leads to april having these huge moments of loss #losing her shop her job her home her father her LIFE and yet she accepts it all bc she jsut decided to fucking love them more than anything #take my hand. do you think about it……#tmnt #tmnt 03 #tmnt 2k3 #tmnt 2003 #april o'neil #leonardo tmnt #silly sully art #described #cw blood #she rlly asked is anyone going to adopt these weird turtle children and then didn’t wait for an answer

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valiantvillain · 9 months

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You can't convince me Gale wasn't totally advertising himself as marriage material throughout the entirety of his romance. He's got a tower. It's got a great kitchen and a wine cellar. He can cook. He'll formally introduce you to Tara over a nice dinner. His mother will love you. And after so many years of the bar being in the pits of hell for irl men I fell for that shit hook, line, and sinker. Feel his shirt that smells like a library. It's husband material.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #apparently i'm a bitch who wants commitment from my pixel men #your honor i love him #give me that happily ever after bullshit #i'll take that Waterdeep view thank you very much #a man who cooks and likes doing it? consider me wed

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crismakesstuff · 1 month

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