The boy in the produce section at the grocery store told me I remind him of a “very rare bird.” I asked him wtf that meant and he said, “because I don’t see you very often, and it’s so exciting when I do.”
Sometimes I forget just how clueless the average person is at IDing birds. I follow the r/whatsthisbird cause its a fun game for me, and these two posts just remind me that most people dont see much other than "predator bird", "duck", "parrot" and "treebird"
Like I can tell hawk from owl from falcon like you can tell a cat from a dog from a horse and so the first one is like someone taking a photo of a hyena and saying "my friend thinks its a domestic short hair, but I think its a wolf or a cheetah"
Like Im not GENUINELY judging because I was there before too and its a huge learning curve, but from my lens I am like "WHAT THATS A REDTAILED HAWK"
The second looks like "Is this a great white shark" when taking a photo of catfish. (Its a common nighthawk (which despite the name is a very very very different type of bird)
Alright here’s the bird poll everybody, has a lot of fun making this! Before voting PLEASE look at the pictures of the legs below, it might firstly change your mind on what you pick! Also yes, you get the feathers at the top of the legs too, and yes, the legs are proportional to you
Pictures (in order of poll):
Actually turns out there’s an image limit?? So the next two images will be in the next reblog.
The pretty lady in the drive-thru said, “You’re not weird honey,” when I apologized for wanting pancake syrup with my chicken strip-kids meal, but then my giggling coworker tells me, “You’re so weird…” after spending a little too long talking to them about birds. WHICH ONE IS IT THEN?
You belong in a hospital. DID systems are dangerous. You could literally split a serial killer or rapist alter tomorrow and lose control of yourself and have no memory of it. You are a danger to society and a ticking time bomb, and so is every other system.
bro I just post and look at birds idk man, maybe you should get your nose out of M Night Shaymalan and anime tropes and like, idk, join me in looking at birds cause life is a lot less of a owo demons exist world if you just like, idk man, looked at birds every once and a while
like i actually have an evil alter and all he wants to do is buy guitar stuff and play the guitar idk man i think we just out here playing guitar and looking at birds but idk man i guess you'd know my life better than me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
still man i think idk you should just look at birds and play some guitar or somethin you seem a little high wound man idk